These are all hilarious! The Varga ‘shop is mine, (she lives in a van down by the River of Love). And my illustrations kinda suck because MS Paint is not an acceptable substitute for Photoshop.
Thank you. All that schlong has balanced out all the vagoo I had to look at to get the pattern made for the fabric fuckery. I guess 27 wrongs do make a right.
The next time I get pulled over, I’ll just imagine the cop is wearing a ridiculous orange jock-strap, and I can secretly laugh at him. It’s the little victories in life.
i shoulda known that brilliant photoshopping was you, skully LOL
it’s just so perfect b/c he looks creepy all laid back and shit…and just the story about the van down by the river of love? hahaha. (definitely not the cool place that chris farley’s SNL character hung out at- may he RIP)
#10 This is awesome! “Time To Grate” is still one of my favorite posts of all time. The phrase “bum’s nut sack” has become a standard within my (twisted) circle of friends.
#17 I love it that, with blue eyes, that fucking cat seems to have taken on the same vacant, strung-out-on-crack look that our working girl has.
Photofuckery should be this year’s first new Dictionary of Cultural Literacy entry.
I couldn’t love Regretsy more. Unless I were high. And maybe not even then.
Thanks Raz, I love yours with the grater clock broad, I can almost smell the 2nd hand smoke. Suda’s Monster PS and Pantsmonkey’s elephant ear PS made me LOL.
LMAO at PhotoPhuckery! That’s mine there, the green bag-lady. My favorite one is the mooning cop. Agree on the “SackDazzled” tee, lawnmower bear and cheese grater lady (I’d forgotten about her and her….clock, was it? With almost all the old cheese removed?)
Leftfoot, you took the photofuckery with this pic to a new level of craptastic!
Raz, not only did you totally crack me up with that nasty cheese grater clock I’m totally flattered that you drew inspiration from my Monster masterpiece.
Skully, screw the Regretsy float, we’re riding to see RCB in style! We’ll have High Eyes chauffeur us while Varga serenades us.
I’m totally amused by them all. Love all the sacktastic ones!
I’m sorry I’m still thinking about Jennifer love hewitt’s bedazzled crotch. Actually, perhaps she wouldn’t need to if she quit dating evolutionary throwbacks like Jamie Kennedy. ‘shiny shiny’.
PS I was photoshopping something to this effect for this effort. But my cut and paste skills are lame.
@ #60 When I scan the threads and I see that someone has linked to a photo, I go look at it. if it fits in the comments (no more than 325 pixels across), I can insert the proper html to make the image show up.
The PG&E guy who is currently at my house doing work is now wondering if there is seriously Something Wrong With Me, as the reverberations of hyena-like cackles of screaming laughter at that last submission gives the impression that I am sickhouse insane.
January 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm
This web site’s photo shopped fuckery cracks me up! I love the cop mooning!
January 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm
I love you guys.
January 16, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Nothing better than sitting around on a cold night huddled up on the computer and partaking in some photofuckery.
January 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I’m so happy the ear was found. I think.
January 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm
love it…pantsmonkey rocks
January 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm
I feel so fortunate that I have an outlet for my mediocre at best photoshop skills.
January 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm
ok and the varga one? hysterical. and love that she is even sporting a varga tattoo! LOLLL
January 16, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Raz #7, I didn’t even realize that. That makes it even more special!
January 16, 2010 at 5:46 pm
that elephant’s missing ear is the best.LOL
January 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
ok so since helen tempted us with a template, here’s mine…(in homage of the first one posted here from the “monster” movie)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4279796175/
January 16, 2010 at 5:49 pm
omg the elephant ear was the best!!
January 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm
wow, somebody found his missing ear. who would of thought it was moonlighting as a cock cup?
January 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm
These are all hilarious! The Varga ‘shop is mine, (she lives in a van down by the River of Love). And my illustrations kinda suck because MS Paint is not an acceptable substitute for Photoshop.
January 16, 2010 at 6:06 pm
You guys rock. So much so that I’m not even going to ask for a drink to replace the one I spilt laughing.
January 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm
“Sackdazzled” needs to be copyrighted and
put on a t-shirt. Seriously.
January 16, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I’m a regretsy lurker, but I love the photofuckery and I really wanted to try my hand at some! Keep it (and the snark) coming, guys.
http://tinyurl.com/ygkykwk
January 16, 2010 at 6:33 pm
What else we need is a felted vagina on that thong!
The irony!!
January 16, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Thank you. All that schlong has balanced out all the vagoo I had to look at to get the pattern made for the fabric fuckery. I guess 27 wrongs do make a right.
January 16, 2010 at 6:59 pm
The next time I get pulled over, I’ll just imagine the cop is wearing a ridiculous orange jock-strap, and I can secretly laugh at him. It’s the little victories in life.
January 16, 2010 at 7:09 pm
#17 bealert – Good one!
January 16, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I think I know where his other ear is.
I think my favorite is Mittens bear on the lawn mower.
I used to know a woman who had a tattoo of a push mower on her bikini line.
January 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm
I’ts a toss up between mittens on a tractor and the sackdazzled.
Do you guys know how long bedazzling takes? If you have ever tried you would understand.
January 16, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Laughing so hard tears are flowing. Jesus Herbert Christ on a unicycle, you guys make life worth living.
January 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm
i shoulda known that brilliant photoshopping was you, skully LOL
it’s just so perfect b/c he looks creepy all laid back and shit…and just the story about the van down by the river of love? hahaha. (definitely not the cool place that chris farley’s SNL character hung out at- may he RIP)
January 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm
#10 This is awesome! “Time To Grate” is still one of my favorite posts of all time. The phrase “bum’s nut sack” has become a standard within my (twisted) circle of friends.
#17 I love it that, with blue eyes, that fucking cat seems to have taken on the same vacant, strung-out-on-crack look that our working girl has.
Photofuckery should be this year’s first new Dictionary of Cultural Literacy entry.
I couldn’t love Regretsy more. Unless I were high. And maybe not even then.
January 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Thanks Raz, I love yours with the grater clock broad, I can almost smell the 2nd hand smoke. Suda’s Monster PS and Pantsmonkey’s elephant ear PS made me LOL.
January 16, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Usually don’t participate with photoshop fun since I do it all day anyway, but I couldn’t resist:
http://www.twitpic.com/yg1mt
January 16, 2010 at 9:29 pm
LMAO at PhotoPhuckery! That’s mine there, the green bag-lady. My favorite one is the mooning cop. Agree on the “SackDazzled” tee, lawnmower bear and cheese grater lady (I’d forgotten about her and her….clock, was it? With almost all the old cheese removed?)
I love you fuckers.
January 16, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I couldn’t resist either!
http://i48.tinypic.com/14bizoh.jpg
January 16, 2010 at 10:13 pm
You people freaking rule.
January 16, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Totally genius and fricking hilarious.
January 16, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Awesome, leftfoot! Those shades suit her perfectly. I just want to pinch her cheeks. And then eat her glasses.
January 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Leftfoot, you took the photofuckery with this pic to a new level of craptastic!
Raz, not only did you totally crack me up with that nasty cheese grater clock I’m totally flattered that you drew inspiration from my Monster masterpiece.
Skully, screw the Regretsy float, we’re riding to see RCB in style! We’ll have High Eyes chauffeur us while Varga serenades us.
I’m totally amused by them all. Love all the sacktastic ones!
January 16, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Can’t explain it, but I like it!
January 16, 2010 at 11:32 pm
I seem to like the ones that have yet to be mentioned…the Aileen Wuornos one at the top, and the Jaws one.
I also agree with whoever said that a vagoo is needed on the cock bag. Sackdazzled, indeed!
January 16, 2010 at 11:45 pm
Hehe, the elephant ear one is ingenious!
Also, I can resist anything except temptation (many thanks Mr. Wilde for that):
January 16, 2010 at 11:47 pm
oh balls! why does my html not work? :’( Here’s the direct link!
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/ragamuffyn/fantasyPhotoManipulation.jpg
January 17, 2010 at 4:28 am
Well, since Helen put the template up, it would be rude not to give it a go…
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c207/Andytransam/Random/regretsy3.jpg
Apologies for the quality, but I only have MS Paint!
January 17, 2010 at 7:59 am
this is the best I’ve got
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/WitchyPooNeNe/windowblankmashup.jpg
January 17, 2010 at 8:38 am
@ Randy Lahey, that pussy-faced cat has haunted my days and nights since the fabric contest. PERFECT AVATAR.
January 17, 2010 at 10:40 am
I love you all. If I could have a big fuckery Regretsy meet-up…I would. We could have bedazzle seminars and a merkin fashion show.
January 17, 2010 at 11:17 am
http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab129/shibori/regretsy.jpg
January 17, 2010 at 11:37 am
because I don’t have enough to do….(I really should be doing other things with my Sunday morning)….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/71485133@N00/4282681156/
January 17, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I’m sorry I’m still thinking about Jennifer love hewitt’s bedazzled crotch. Actually, perhaps she wouldn’t need to if she quit dating evolutionary throwbacks like Jamie Kennedy. ‘shiny shiny’.
PS I was photoshopping something to this effect for this effort. But my cut and paste skills are lame.
January 17, 2010 at 12:23 pm
#45- use the extract tool.
January 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I made a Spoonflower fabric of the bag lady. http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs162.snc3/18940_510461540215_139400909_30353792_4371840_n.jpg
January 17, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I can’t figure out how to make it for sale, though. Anyone?
January 17, 2010 at 1:06 pm
#48 lyontamer: You can only set it “for sale” in the design details area once you have ordered at least a test swatch.
January 17, 2010 at 1:34 pm
#41 vile&evilDebbieDowner :
Yeah, sorry about that!
January 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I love Sackdazzled, the sequins really make his decortive falage pop!
January 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I just laughed my cat off my chest, thanks to everyone’s brilliant photoshopping
January 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4020/4283857178_f8069d418c_o.jpg
January 17, 2010 at 6:53 pm
That cop has a really great ass.
January 17, 2010 at 7:46 pm
How could I resist
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46719905@N08/4283274687/
hmm, was Godzilla attacking Tokyo in the background too much?
January 18, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Pardon my ig’nance but can anyone enlighten me on how to post shopped images on this site?
January 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm
@ Auntie- you can’t yet. I’m working on it though.
In the meantime though, if I come across one that fits the fixed width of the comments, I’ll put the right html in for you and it will appear.
January 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Sorry to badger you Helen but I guess I don’t understand how you recieve the images like the ones above…
January 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
@ #60 When I scan the threads and I see that someone has linked to a photo, I go look at it. if it fits in the comments (no more than 325 pixels across), I can insert the proper html to make the image show up.
January 18, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Thank you, I finally figured out that people were attaching links. Sorry to be such a technically retarded cretin. I LOVE your site.
January 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
The PG&E guy who is currently at my house doing work is now wondering if there is seriously Something Wrong With Me, as the reverberations of hyena-like cackles of screaming laughter at that last submission gives the impression that I am sickhouse insane.
Shit got real, indeed.
February 1, 2010 at 11:31 pm
funny tho
June 19, 2011 at 3:40 am
Looks quite weird.
June 19, 2011 at 3:47 am
Haha! Not what I was expecting when searching, but funny and almost cool!