You really want to be environmentally friendly? Try crapping in a toilet like a grown-up, instead of filling up the landfill with your giant pampers, you big pussy.
Is it weird that I’m more offended by how cheap the fabric looks than the fetish itself? I’m pretty sure thats made from faded bed sheets from the early 80s…
Helen, this is actually just intolerant rather than genuinely amusing. We might not all share this desire to dress up as a big kid, but I’m pretty sure we’d find some of your past sexual hi-jinks pretty amusing if you cared to share. Kudos to the seller for being prepared to make money out of it.
I was okay with this when I thought it was for people in a rehab home who couldn’t function after that truck crossed the median, but , well, . . . . once again Regretsy exposes me to an element of society I never knew existed.
So we can mock all the other shit but dare say anything about people who dress as giant babies to get off and we’re bad? Jesus, we are equal opportunity mockers here. Be careful you don’t fall of your high horse, #10.
I just realized, during my initial planning phase, that I am going to have to look at a whole bunch of vaginas to do my fuckery with the fabric.. or take a mirror and stare at my own for hours. Somehow, the idea of sending a stuffed replica of my vajayjay for Alchemy just seems really, really wrong.
#14- Helen, I do believe the technical term is “sharted”.
And as for perverse sexual tendencies- I fortunately have never seen an ageplayer in public as I imagine they are confined to very large playpens and/or cribs.
I shudder to think of the unfortunate “momma” who gets to change the man poop.
Damn, I am slooow today..I was staring at this
for like 10 min. trying to figure out what’s wrong
with this picture..
This is for an ADULT, I just realized ..
The only way somebody is wearing this
in my presence is if I’m getting paid.
A lot.
There are worse fetishes and paraphilias out there (cough)furries(cough)…but I can’t hear about adult babies without thinking of that bastard, er bastion of theocon family values and all-around hypocrite, David Vitter.
@gaycatpride – I don’t have time to do a photoshop but here is your celebrity babywear.
I once read an article about a man with paraphilic infantilism who trained himself to become incontinent. I think the article even went on to say that at one point he was no longer able to hold it at all. I’m feeling really icky thinking about this.
@ #26 I’ve actually done a lot of reading about this, because it was a favorite topic to riff on when I had a radio show. I found out that many diaper fans wear discreet little diaper pins to signal their predilections to other poopy pantphiles. It’s a fantastic hobby.
I will admit – I had to search ‘abdl’ – did you know there’s a ‘nursery’ in Montreal with all adult-sized cribs and toys so you can play baby? I’m amazed – way to capitalize and all that – but how do you license something like that?
#29 Dynomoose : I was really surprised it came so quickly! Only 6 days after I placed the order and 2 after the “your item has shipped” email. My 2nd fabric should be here Monday or Tuesday. )))))
I really can’t think of anything to say other than I laughed at the comments and Sierra Mist ALMOST shooting out my nose burns.
I’ve never shot any fluid from my nose from laughter, but I would assume it was quite uncomfortable.
About the fabric- I ordered the $5 sample piece of mine and I’m expecting it Monday (because I didn’t get it today). Maybe I’ll make a baby bib for my daughter’s best friend. She’s expecting a baby, not that she’s messy herself or anything.
You know, sometimes, I wonder whether the posts we think are “haters” are really sarcasm without the smilies? #10 is horrifically funny when read as snark.
i heard about this weird fetish a while ago, like on HBO “real sex” or something…there was this british lady that gave grown men pacifiers, etc. couldn’t find the direct link to that lady b/c i watched it years ago, but do enjoy this disturbing site- http://essexadultbaby.co.uk/main.html
ps- HK- hahaha!! your comments in #14 made me laugh out loud at my desk!
When i first saw this picture, I thought…really, is there someone marketing to huge babies out there? I mean, we’ve all seen them on Maury but is there really a market for it? Then, when I started reading the comments, I realized this is for an adult…for a sexual fetish. …well at least the outfit is “environmentally” friendly even though it’s not really “socially functioning in reality” friendly…
I think what bothers me is that it’s subtile. Almost like it’s trying to hide the purpose of the outfit.
I mean really, why not give a good description.
“Are you into grown women wiping your ass? Do you lay on the bed and coo like a baby you freaky fuck?” Well creepy fucks I am a seller for you. Buy my big/little baby out and feel stylish when you re sucking fake teet”.
#45: That’s the joke. It isn’t environmentally friendly at all, because one is wearing a disposable diaper underneath. Making it out of old sheets (or whatever) doesn’t make it green.
Helen, I must admit that in my naivete, I kind of assumed these people who liked to dress up as babies just wombled about, sucking on a dummy and occasionally indulging in some excited rattle-shaking or rolling over whilst clutching a large bottle of tepid semi-skimmed, perhaps with a dash of vodka. The idea of actually using the diaper never occurred to me.
I’d go on to justify my earlier comment here, but that would involve all sorts of time and effort. Can we just assume I was right?…
You know, I’ve known about this kink for awhile, but the main drawback for me is that I don’t look forward to the day that I piss and shit myself and have to be bathed by some murse when I’m super old. (Yes, I’m requiring a hot murse because if I’m going to be touched inappropriately, at least it will be someone sexy.)
#19 DucksNew :
So we can mock all the other shit but dare say anything about people who dress as giant babies to get off and we’re bad? Jesus, we are equal opportunity mockers here. Be careful you don’t fall of your high horse, #10.
Actually, it’s an oversized Hobby Horse.
I wonder if he wears his cowboy onesie on it?
I really don’t care if I’m being pc or not. People who get off on this kind of shit are some twisted fuckers. It seems like just a hop, skip , and a jump away from pedophilia to me.
I hadn’t heard of the baby fetish until I saw it on an episode of Nip/Tuck (that show has opened up a whole new world of disturbing shit to me)
What really freaks me out is the people that would be into doing shit to someone in a diaper. It’s almost like being a pedophile but not actually doing something illegal.
Call me crazy but I always thought shitting myself was a bad thing.
To do it on purpose while wearing a baby outfit is not only crazy but to me starts teetering towards the guy in the old panel van that parks and sits in front of elementry schools.
Q: Do you make ultra-thick diapers?
A: I can, and I will do this as a custom order. However, I recommend buying multiple diapers and layering instead of using one ultra-thick diaper. The reason for this is that the thicker a diaper is, the harder it is to get dry after washing. Very thick diapers will sometimes fail to dry all the way through, and develop mold. I would hate for your diapers to be ruined by this so I generally recommend layering. Another option is to request “pocket” style…
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
January 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
ha, just viewed the sales, and they have listed a custom listing for someone and put their user name in there. I’m sure id be happy wanting etsyland to know if i was galavanting around in nappies
I’m going through the sellers feedback and I’m thinking that some of those sales were the seller buying them from himself. Most of those “buyers” have only bought one item and it was from this seller.
#80 Ninja – somehow I think the people who are buying these things probably aren’t also interested in the typical Etsy fare, like Fimo earings or crocheted hats (but they might like the buttsheileds…)
I totally thought this was an outfit for a large-ish baby (I am completely in the dark when it comes to children and European clothing/shoe sizes – - my bad), then I viewed the item in the sellers shop and read the tags.
Now I am completely repulsed. I know there are women in this world that have daddy issues and grown men who are are barely weaned, but this is just fucking disgusting.
#80–if I was gonna buy an item like this off etsy, you bet your ass I am going to make a seperate account so no one else can see my purchase. So the sales are most likely legit.
Reading the description, I at first was thinking (hoping) that inches was a typo and that the seller meant cm. But was not that lucky.
And I’ve also (sadly) known about this fetish for a while. I’ve watched “A Dirty Shame” a couple of times….damn you John Waters!!!
Yikes … I thot’ it was European sizing too …. then realized it ISN’T.
I saw a segment on this odd fetish on Jerry Springer one afternoon whilst sewer-crawling and assumed it was only a mere .0000000034988% of the truly warped who indulged in this peculiar preference. But alas, there seem to be many many more. At least 192 buyers!
And I haven’t been able to sell a single “Purple Peter Heater” … what is the world coming to????
I’m astounded. Dressing up as a baby means you’re a pedophile. Gaining pleasure from defecating somewhere is wrong. Choosing to wipe another consenting adult’s backside is peculiar, yes, but morally wrong? Where do you all get off on this? Collectively mocking others is okay, but dressing up for fun is despicable?
How about you consider the possibility that whatever anyone wishes to do, alone or with others, which does not actively harm anyone else, is up to them.
#88 Mimsy Swallows : hmm. I never said having my backside wiped was morally wrong, just that if someone is going to wipe my vag clean when i’m 95, they are going to be hot. But you know what’s morally wrong? That stick in your ass.
I thought it was for a real baby and was wondering who had a kid with a 40″ chest. It wasn’t until I read the comments that I found out it was for a grown assed person!
For the record, it just another fetish. I don’t
like it or dislike it, people can do whatever the fuck
the want to do, and it’s absolutely has nothing to do
being a pedophile (it’s just funny, at least to me)
Since when does getting off to someone wearing a baby diaper not hold up a big, red, pedophile flag? If I was turned on by spatulas, there’s a preeeeetty good chance I’d like it if you came into the room sporting a spatula costume. I’m sure these people at least think of their significant other wearing a diaper (Hey, there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say) when they see a Pampers commercial, and that’s just a little too close to pedophilia for me.
who brought the playa hata? Sad thing about quasi internettal fame *sigh* you get to the top of a funny website and then some people just wanna bring you down.
I know there are many many much worse fetishes out there, because this particular one doesn’t hurt anyone, and plenty of others do, but somehow I’ve always found this one the most weird and creepy and makes my skin crawl.
Now I’m not saying people wouldn’t to it, because I’m all for the freedom to do what ever the hell you want as long as you’re not hurting anyone, but I retain the right to be creeped out.
#95 – it’s not about being attracted to babies. it’s more about the adult being the baby enjoys being treated like one. It’s less sexual than you’re imagining. Much less, usually.
@92 You need to work harder on your logical arguments. Explain why a stick in anyone’s ass is wrong. Does it offend you, or your god? Is it wrong on particular days, or just holy ones? What about the type of wood?
I think it’s clear by my comments that I’d accept anyone shoving any type of stick up their ass as perfectly normal unless the stick is wielded by a vulnerable or juvenile member of society. That’s my personal limit. What’s yours?
#100
well it’s pretty hard to conclusively prove or disprove something, but in general most people into this stuff aren’t found to be paedophiles, and most known paedophiles aren’t found to be into this stuff.
It’s your sort of attitude that leads to men not being allowed to sit next to children on aeroplanes and that sort of thing.
You probably have some kink that you think is normal but plenty of other people would consider weird. That doesn’t make you bad or unfit to be a…
OK- stand back I have some medical training. The rectum tissue is fragile and easy to puncture due to the shape of the rectum. Also it is very easy for an item to get “sucked up” and stuck. To sum it up you could kill yourself or someone else if you stuck it up their ass, you can cause tissue tearing and internal damage, infection, possibly having infected intestines removed which may result in a colostomy,at the very least a visit to the ER that all the staff will talk about for years.
Ok what if he was your kids boy scout leader? Would you still let him take your boys camping?
….
You need to do some research about fetishes,
seriously , you are confused.
And you would never know if your kid’s teacher has
any kind of fetish, people who have fetishes keep it
a secret. Real good.
Sorry, kids, I worked in nursing homes for too many years to make this particular fetish remotely appealing to me. An adult who can not control their bodily functions is sad. An adult who can control their bodily functions but chooses not to is also sad, but on a much different level. That being said, as long as everyone’s consenting and of age and I don’t have to see it, carry on.
Why would I give a shit if my kid’s boyscout leader liked to play baby at home with his consenting partner? Now if I invited him over for dinner and three days later discovered he’d left a ‘payday’ in my toilet tank, I’d consider finding my son a different boy scout troop.
#100 StinkBait: So apparently I can only assume you have sex missionary position only, with the lights off and your bra still on – and not one of those lacy ones, but the industrial types. After all, anything else would mean your a deviant. By your logic, “doggy style” means someone’s into bestiality. You’re missing the point. This particular fetish is NOT about sex.
Do they make 50 gallon Diaper Genies? When you change the diaper of someone who’s into age play, do you have to cover his dick with a washcloth so he doesn’t pee on you? So many questions…
I’m amused by the people who read this and thought it was normal baby clothes at first. Like, if it was normal why would Helen put it on regretsy? Of course its some twisted weird f’d up shit.
I also thought it was for a real baby for a few seconds. When I read that the top fits a 40″ chest, but doesn’t stretch, I thought “why the hell would it need to stretch if it’s 40″? What baby needs a size bigger than that? What baby needs a size anywhere near that big? Hey…wait a minute…”
Recovering Crack Baby
January 17, 2010 at 12:35 am
#120 sudabaki- I just committed a copyright infringement. Be sure to look for Skully on tour with Varga singing his Regretsy tunes. We all will be wearing a scarf and WTF the men’s ass floss with the Goth hula skirt over it.I could wheel&deal the Regretsy Hoard of for sale items(being ever so careful as to not stick a dick in any of it)keep Helen liqoured up and Helen would videotape.
Great! But I don’t think my mother-in-law would get it if I left these “adult baby clothes” lying around my apartment. I might try the fetus ashtray or “pickled punk candle” instead:
HERE IS WHY IT’S NOT PEDO: It’s a form of powerplay, where one person is in control of another person who is quite obviously not in control. That ‘obvious’ part is important to the roleplay, mainly because men are visually driven. It can involve being bound or otherwise immobilized, or being ‘forced’ to engage in humiliating behavior, like dressing in inappropriate clothing.
Adult babies want mommies, not other babies. Or kids. They want to lose control. And that’s all I got room to…
“Most adult babies/age players want to GIVE UP control..to escape the adult world for a while.
Similar to some people who want to escape the adult world by visiting Regretsy!”
Ok, after I got over the fact that this is actually for an adult and not someone who was inexperienced at sizing for babies, I was suddenly reminded of the recent Burger King commercial and the man-baby that was born ‘yesterday’.
I guess even Burger King needs to expand it’s marketing.
January 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
I try to be open minded about the various fetishes out there. But this baby kink? EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
January 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
Is it weird that I’m more offended by how cheap the fabric looks than the fetish itself? I’m pretty sure thats made from faded bed sheets from the early 80s…
January 16, 2010 at 11:40 am
When the kids decide to move me to the nursing home, I know where I can buy my undergarments.
January 16, 2010 at 11:40 am
Awww.
I was just about to buy this set for Baby Huey until I realized the shirt does not stretch, damn it.
I guess he’ll just have to wear his daddy’s “I’m with Shithead” shirt instead.
January 16, 2010 at 11:41 am
I’m just extremely grateful that there is no model in this photo like in the nut sack listing.
January 16, 2010 at 11:42 am
i think “view it on a celebrity” is in order.
January 16, 2010 at 11:45 am
I want to see a “view it on a human” view.
January 16, 2010 at 11:47 am
Oh, double hint jinx!
January 16, 2010 at 11:53 am
191 sales? Aw hell, please just let that be one person who is REALLY into this stuff, instead of 191 separate people.
January 16, 2010 at 11:58 am
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January 16, 2010 at 12:09 pm
@ #10 Mimsy, anyone who wears disposable diapers for pleasure does not get the right to boast about how environmentally friendly they are.
And as checkered as my sexual past may have been, I am proud to say I never shit in my pants unless I had food poisoning.
January 16, 2010 at 11:59 am
Wow, I’m tired… I just didn’t get that this was one of the fetish baby outfits, even when I started reading the words fetish!
I would also love to “view it on a human” it might wake me up. That or knock me out with shock for a few hours, either way I win!
January 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm
I was okay with this when I thought it was for people in a rehab home who couldn’t function after that truck crossed the median, but , well, . . . . once again Regretsy exposes me to an element of society I never knew existed.
January 16, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Not only is it weird- it’s just plain ugly!!
January 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm
At least they seem to have read our prize-winning admonishment from yesterday, and appear NOT to have stuck their dick in it.
January 16, 2010 at 12:16 pm
“I never shit in my pants unless I had food poisoning.”
Wow, I would have shortened that sentence…like, right before “unless”
January 16, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Here’s to checkered sexual pasts!!!
January 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm
@ #16 It’s all about full disclosure over here.
January 16, 2010 at 12:23 pm
So we can mock all the other shit but dare say anything about people who dress as giant babies to get off and we’re bad? Jesus, we are equal opportunity mockers here. Be careful you don’t fall of your high horse, #10.
January 16, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Even Peter Pan would say grow a pair.
January 16, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Looks like sexual deviance hit a nerve with someone.
January 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
This is TOTALLY off topic, but my first bit of regretsy spoonflower fabric came in and i’ve decided what I’m going to make….
A stuffed vagoo.
January 16, 2010 at 12:28 pm
#14 and #17 My sexual past isn’t checkered; it’s more like Sorry!
January 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
#23 JustcallmeFrank: bwahahahhaa
(I’m impressed and yet saddened I can’t come up with anything better. Good job! heh)
January 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I just realized, during my initial planning phase, that I am going to have to look at a whole bunch of vaginas to do my fuckery with the fabric.. or take a mirror and stare at my own for hours. Somehow, the idea of sending a stuffed replica of my vajayjay for Alchemy just seems really, really wrong.
January 16, 2010 at 12:37 pm
#14- Helen, I do believe the technical term is “sharted”.
And as for perverse sexual tendencies- I fortunately have never seen an ageplayer in public as I imagine they are confined to very large playpens and/or cribs.
I shudder to think of the unfortunate “momma” who gets to change the man poop.
January 16, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Damn, I am slooow today..I was staring at this
for like 10 min. trying to figure out what’s wrong
with this picture..
This is for an ADULT, I just realized ..
The only way somebody is wearing this
in my presence is if I’m getting paid.
A lot.
January 16, 2010 at 12:41 pm
There are worse fetishes and paraphilias out there (cough)furries(cough)…but I can’t hear about adult babies without thinking of that bastard, er bastion of theocon family values and all-around hypocrite, David Vitter.
@gaycatpride – I don’t have time to do a photoshop but here is your celebrity babywear.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&sa=1&q=david+vitter+baby&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0
January 16, 2010 at 12:41 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I once read an article about a man with paraphilic infantilism who trained himself to become incontinent. I think the article even went on to say that at one point he was no longer able to hold it at all. I’m feeling really icky thinking about this.
January 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm
@ #26 I’ve actually done a lot of reading about this, because it was a favorite topic to riff on when I had a radio show. I found out that many diaper fans wear discreet little diaper pins to signal their predilections to other poopy pantphiles. It’s a fantastic hobby.
January 16, 2010 at 12:43 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm
I will admit – I had to search ‘abdl’ – did you know there’s a ‘nursery’ in Montreal with all adult-sized cribs and toys so you can play baby? I’m amazed – way to capitalize and all that – but how do you license something like that?
January 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm
I think we know who bought the dirty helephant!
Maybe that sharp wire jutting from the missing ear was really a stretched out diaper pin.
January 16, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Here’s to checkered sexual pants! And pasts!
January 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
#28 methuselah – LOL. thanks.
January 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
#22: You can make a diaper cover to match, with the scraps.
January 16, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I really can’t think of anything to say other than I laughed at the comments and Sierra Mist ALMOST shooting out my nose burns.
I’ve never shot any fluid from my nose from laughter, but I would assume it was quite uncomfortable.
About the fabric- I ordered the $5 sample piece of mine and I’m expecting it Monday (because I didn’t get it today). Maybe I’ll make a baby bib for my daughter’s best friend. She’s expecting a baby, not that she’s messy herself or anything.
January 16, 2010 at 12:57 pm
#10: We are Equal Opportunity Mockers. If we left the adult-babies out, they would feel discriminated against.
January 16, 2010 at 1:00 pm
For the person whose sexual predilections tend to Depend….
January 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
You know, sometimes, I wonder whether the posts we think are “haters” are really sarcasm without the smilies? #10 is horrifically funny when read as snark.
January 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
People who take the screen name “mimsyswallows” are probably not in the best position to tut-tut the presumed predilictions of others.
January 16, 2010 at 1:03 pm
i heard about this weird fetish a while ago, like on HBO “real sex” or something…there was this british lady that gave grown men pacifiers, etc. couldn’t find the direct link to that lady b/c i watched it years ago, but do enjoy this disturbing site-
http://essexadultbaby.co.uk/main.html
ps- HK- hahaha!! your comments in #14 made me laugh out loud at my desk!
January 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm
When i first saw this picture, I thought…really, is there someone marketing to huge babies out there? I mean, we’ve all seen them on Maury but is there really a market for it? Then, when I started reading the comments, I realized this is for an adult…for a sexual fetish. …well at least the outfit is “environmentally” friendly even though it’s not really “socially functioning in reality” friendly…
January 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm
…… I doubt many ( if any) women out there dress up in diapers and wear baby gear as a fetish.
January 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm
sorry, I forgot this:
January 16, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I think what bothers me is that it’s subtile. Almost like it’s trying to hide the purpose of the outfit.
I mean really, why not give a good description.
“Are you into grown women wiping your ass? Do you lay on the bed and coo like a baby you freaky fuck?” Well creepy fucks I am a seller for you. Buy my big/little baby out and feel stylish when you re sucking fake teet”.
January 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm
**Outfit** fucking typos.
January 16, 2010 at 1:08 pm
#45: That’s the joke. It isn’t environmentally friendly at all, because one is wearing a disposable diaper underneath. Making it out of old sheets (or whatever) doesn’t make it green.
January 16, 2010 at 1:09 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm
#48 Maybe it’s not fake teat….
…Eewwwww…
January 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm
#50, it just says “recycled” material. Maybe the pants have ALREADY been pooped in. They were just washed and upcycled to a NEW diaper!
January 16, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Also, I know we are just supposed to be laughing at the product and not the seller, but the seller’s profile description is cracking me up.
January 16, 2010 at 1:20 pm
LeftFoot, is there any chance of you posting a snap of your fabulous new fabric?
January 16, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Hate to say something completely unrelated, but how in the fuck do you make your own avatar? I don’t see a upload link.
January 16, 2010 at 1:28 pm
#55- http://www.gravatar.com
You can upload there.
January 16, 2010 at 1:36 pm
#54 Dynomoose : Oh! of course!
http://i46.tinypic.com/2qdsyt3.jpg
January 16, 2010 at 1:38 pm
re: #57 it’s this fabric http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric_items/new?design_id=140403
so you can tell there’s a color difference when printing
Not too bad, though.
January 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I’ve noticed that none of the seller’s other diapers have ruffle-butts. What’s up with that?
January 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm
The diaper cover dosent even function
It just made out of cotton the pee would just leek right threw it
January 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm
You know, I’ve known about this kink for awhile, but the main drawback for me is that I don’t look forward to the day that I piss and shit myself and have to be bathed by some murse when I’m super old. (Yes, I’m requiring a hot murse because if I’m going to be touched inappropriately, at least it will be someone sexy.)
January 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm
#31 Helen Killer:
Really? I guess that isn’t so different from the group of people whose fetish is sex with dogs – they wear a zeta symbol, or so I am told…
January 16, 2010 at 2:02 pm
#6 gaycatpride:
Here you go:
http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad74/whimsiclefuckery/shenan-vitters.jpg
January 16, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Only sex with dogs is not a fetish, but a sickness..
and not legal either.
January 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
LeftFoot, not too bad a color difference. A little more mauve. I likee!
January 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Huh. And here I am, sculpting BDSM and bondage pieces. Guess I need to expand my repetoire.
Hey, their money spends just as well…
January 16, 2010 at 2:47 pm
#19 DucksNew :
So we can mock all the other shit but dare say anything about people who dress as giant babies to get off and we’re bad? Jesus, we are equal opportunity mockers here. Be careful you don’t fall of your high horse, #10.
Actually, it’s an oversized Hobby Horse.
I wonder if he wears his cowboy onesie on it?
January 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Talk about finding your niche market!
I really don’t care if I’m being pc or not. People who get off on this kind of shit are some twisted fuckers. It seems like just a hop, skip , and a jump away from pedophilia to me.
January 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I hadn’t heard of the baby fetish until I saw it on an episode of Nip/Tuck (that show has opened up a whole new world of disturbing shit to me)
What really freaks me out is the people that would be into doing shit to someone in a diaper. It’s almost like being a pedophile but not actually doing something illegal.
January 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm
OMG!!! I just saw how many of these “adult baby” items he has already sold….192 items. OMG!
January 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm
However upon further inspection that “diaper” looks an awful lot like the granny panties I’m currently wearing. I don’t have anyone to impress.
January 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Call me crazy but I always thought shitting myself was a bad thing.
To do it on purpose while wearing a baby outfit is not only crazy but to me starts teetering towards the guy in the old panel van that parks and sits in front of elementry schools.
January 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I for one could never wear something like this; people might see it and think I’m some kind of sports fan.
January 16, 2010 at 3:35 pm
There are some twisted people on Etsy. And I thought Brooklyn was scary!
January 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Q: Do you make ultra-thick diapers?
A: I can, and I will do this as a custom order. However, I recommend buying multiple diapers and layering instead of using one ultra-thick diaper. The reason for this is that the thicker a diaper is, the harder it is to get dry after washing. Very thick diapers will sometimes fail to dry all the way through, and develop mold. I would hate for your diapers to be ruined by this so I generally recommend layering. Another option is to request “pocket” style…
January 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm
oh goodness. I actually thought it was for a real baby, i just thought size 40 was some American thing.
Geeezzz
I was about to crap on about how i am tired of pseudo eco mothers, pretending to be one thing but doing another.
Ok, so this Ageplay thing- twisted sick sad….. very sad
January 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
ha, just viewed the sales, and they have listed a custom listing for someone and put their user name in there. I’m sure id be happy wanting etsyland to know if i was galavanting around in nappies
January 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34165134
How fitting that they have Baby Huey modeling this
January 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm
have ya’ll seen that big baby burger king commercial?
http://www.diaperspace.com/blog/view/id_14302/title_big-baby-in-burger-king-commercial/
January 16, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I’m going through the sellers feedback and I’m thinking that some of those sales were the seller buying them from himself. Most of those “buyers” have only bought one item and it was from this seller.
January 16, 2010 at 4:34 pm
#80 Ninja – somehow I think the people who are buying these things probably aren’t also interested in the typical Etsy fare, like Fimo earings or crocheted hats (but they might like the buttsheileds…)
January 16, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I totally thought this was an outfit for a large-ish baby (I am completely in the dark when it comes to children and European clothing/shoe sizes – - my bad), then I viewed the item in the sellers shop and read the tags.
Now I am completely repulsed. I know there are women in this world that have daddy issues and grown men who are are barely weaned, but this is just fucking disgusting.
January 16, 2010 at 4:59 pm
#80–if I was gonna buy an item like this off etsy, you bet your ass I am going to make a seperate account so no one else can see my purchase. So the sales are most likely legit.
Reading the description, I at first was thinking (hoping) that inches was a typo and that the seller meant cm. But was not that lucky.
And I’ve also (sadly) known about this fetish for a while. I’ve watched “A Dirty Shame” a couple of times….damn you John Waters!!!
January 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm
anybody check out this guy’s favorites??? He really likes lotion bottles…
January 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Yikes … I thot’ it was European sizing too …. then realized it ISN’T.
I saw a segment on this odd fetish on Jerry Springer one afternoon whilst sewer-crawling and assumed it was only a mere .0000000034988% of the truly warped who indulged in this peculiar preference. But alas, there seem to be many many more. At least 192 buyers!
And I haven’t been able to sell a single “Purple Peter Heater” … what is the world coming to????
January 16, 2010 at 5:11 pm
What does an ageplay bj taste like?
Depends…
January 16, 2010 at 5:13 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm
If you’re gonna start shitting yourself again, at least wear cloth diapers.
January 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Hey all- about my checkered sexual past…. I had a double jump and made it home- can someone King Me please?
Who’s making the regretsy checkerboard- I am not fuckin around here- I wanna whip that out to play a game or two with some friends.
January 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm
#36 gaycatpride : Here’s to checkered sexual pants! And pasts!
LOL. I am toasting you
January 16, 2010 at 5:47 pm
#88 Mimsy Swallows : hmm. I never said having my backside wiped was morally wrong, just that if someone is going to wipe my vag clean when i’m 95, they are going to be hot. But you know what’s morally wrong? That stick in your ass.
January 16, 2010 at 5:50 pm
I thought it was for a real baby and was wondering who had a kid with a 40″ chest. It wasn’t until I read the comments that I found out it was for a grown assed person!
January 16, 2010 at 6:04 pm
For the record, it just another fetish. I don’t
like it or dislike it, people can do whatever the fuck
the want to do, and it’s absolutely has nothing to do
being a pedophile (it’s just funny, at least to me)
January 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Since when does getting off to someone wearing a baby diaper not hold up a big, red, pedophile flag? If I was turned on by spatulas, there’s a preeeeetty good chance I’d like it if you came into the room sporting a spatula costume. I’m sure these people at least think of their significant other wearing a diaper (Hey, there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say) when they see a Pampers commercial, and that’s just a little too close to pedophilia for me.
January 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 6:37 pm
I know there are many many much worse fetishes out there, because this particular one doesn’t hurt anyone, and plenty of others do, but somehow I’ve always found this one the most weird and creepy and makes my skin crawl.
Now I’m not saying people wouldn’t to it, because I’m all for the freedom to do what ever the hell you want as long as you’re not hurting anyone, but I retain the right to be creeped out.
January 16, 2010 at 6:38 pm
#95 it’s generaly the one wearing the diaper who gets off on it, not the person in the ‘carer’ role. It has nothing to do with paedophilia,
January 16, 2010 at 6:49 pm
#95 – it’s not about being attracted to babies. it’s more about the adult being the baby enjoys being treated like one. It’s less sexual than you’re imagining. Much less, usually.
January 16, 2010 at 6:51 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 7:03 pm
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January 16, 2010 at 7:05 pm
#100- Now I am imagining what the badge would look like if the Boy Scout’s had adult diaper changing training. Thanks for the visual.
January 16, 2010 at 7:07 pm
#100
well it’s pretty hard to conclusively prove or disprove something, but in general most people into this stuff aren’t found to be paedophiles, and most known paedophiles aren’t found to be into this stuff.
It’s your sort of attitude that leads to men not being allowed to sit next to children on aeroplanes and that sort of thing.
You probably have some kink that you think is normal but plenty of other people would consider weird. That doesn’t make you bad or unfit to be a…
January 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm
OK- stand back I have some medical training. The rectum tissue is fragile and easy to puncture due to the shape of the rectum. Also it is very easy for an item to get “sucked up” and stuck. To sum it up you could kill yourself or someone else if you stuck it up their ass, you can cause tissue tearing and internal damage, infection, possibly having infected intestines removed which may result in a colostomy,at the very least a visit to the ER that all the staff will talk about for years.
January 16, 2010 at 7:18 pm
#100 StinkBait :
Old dude wearing a diaper not a paedophile.
Ok what if he was your kids boy scout leader? Would you still let him take your boys camping?
….
You need to do some research about fetishes,
seriously , you are confused.
And you would never know if your kid’s teacher has
any kind of fetish, people who have fetishes keep it
a secret. Real good.
January 16, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Okay, let’s lighten things up a bit with a VIEW IT ON A CELEBRITY. For your amusement: Mickey Rourke as ‘el Bambino’!
http://twitpic.com/yfm68
January 16, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Sorry, kids, I worked in nursing homes for too many years to make this particular fetish remotely appealing to me. An adult who can not control their bodily functions is sad. An adult who can control their bodily functions but chooses not to is also sad, but on a much different level. That being said, as long as everyone’s consenting and of age and I don’t have to see it, carry on.
January 16, 2010 at 7:29 pm
oh and it would be really hard to get a tweezer’s in there should a sliver occur
January 16, 2010 at 7:37 pm
#85 saucerville :
anybody check out this guy’s favorites??? He really likes lotion bottles…
It puts the lotion on it’s skin….
January 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm
#101 Mimsy Swallows: I think you’ve been drinking the koolaid. Be careful. It’s not for beginners.
January 16, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Why would I give a shit if my kid’s boyscout leader liked to play baby at home with his consenting partner? Now if I invited him over for dinner and three days later discovered he’d left a ‘payday’ in my toilet tank, I’d consider finding my son a different boy scout troop.
January 16, 2010 at 7:44 pm
oh, and #100, if you don’t get my distinction:
scenario one does not affect anyone but those explicitly involved.
and scenario 2 makes me the (unwilling, non-volunteer) shit cleaner.
Big, big difference.
January 16, 2010 at 7:44 pm
#100 StinkBait: So apparently I can only assume you have sex missionary position only, with the lights off and your bra still on – and not one of those lacy ones, but the industrial types. After all, anything else would mean your a deviant. By your logic, “doggy style” means someone’s into bestiality. You’re missing the point. This particular fetish is NOT about sex.
January 16, 2010 at 7:59 pm
All fetishes are about sex, aren’t they?
January 16, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Do they make 50 gallon Diaper Genies? When you change the diaper of someone who’s into age play, do you have to cover his dick with a washcloth so he doesn’t pee on you? So many questions…
January 16, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Not really. Or at least not directly. A lot of fetishes are about control or letting go of control. It doesn’t have to be sexual.
January 16, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Well, looks like there are some new rabble-rousers here tonight to tell us how mean we’re being and generally piss all over the floor. So to speak.
January 16, 2010 at 9:55 pm
I suppose it’s OK that two consenting adults poop together, but please…stay downwind of me.
January 16, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I’m amused by the people who read this and thought it was normal baby clothes at first. Like, if it was normal why would Helen put it on regretsy? Of course its some twisted weird f’d up shit.
January 16, 2010 at 10:18 pm
#104 Recovering Crack Baby & #115 Skully :
Damn it was getting hot in here. You two totally crack me up!
#106 vile&evilDebbieDowner:
Mickey Rourke already freaks the fuck out of me. I would hate you if I weren’t laughing so damn hard.
January 16, 2010 at 10:22 pm
I was just really hoping there was another joke I just wasn’t getting right away, #119.
January 16, 2010 at 11:44 pm
I also thought it was for a real baby for a few seconds. When I read that the top fits a 40″ chest, but doesn’t stretch, I thought “why the hell would it need to stretch if it’s 40″? What baby needs a size bigger than that? What baby needs a size anywhere near that big? Hey…wait a minute…”
January 17, 2010 at 12:35 am
#120 sudabaki- I just committed a copyright infringement. Be sure to look for Skully on tour with Varga singing his Regretsy tunes. We all will be wearing a scarf and WTF the men’s ass floss with the Goth hula skirt over it.I could wheel&deal the Regretsy Hoard of for sale items(being ever so careful as to not stick a dick in any of it)keep Helen liqoured up and Helen would videotape.
January 17, 2010 at 1:00 am
Great! But I don’t think my mother-in-law would get it if I left these “adult baby clothes” lying around my apartment. I might try the fetus ashtray or “pickled punk candle” instead:
http://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/keep-it-weird-rebirth-6799/
(It seems Etsy is now trying to cash in on the weirdness.)
January 17, 2010 at 3:53 am
Made me think of that CSI episode.
January 17, 2010 at 4:13 am
HERE IS WHY IT’S NOT PEDO: It’s a form of powerplay, where one person is in control of another person who is quite obviously not in control. That ‘obvious’ part is important to the roleplay, mainly because men are visually driven. It can involve being bound or otherwise immobilized, or being ‘forced’ to engage in humiliating behavior, like dressing in inappropriate clothing.
Adult babies want mommies, not other babies. Or kids. They want to lose control. And that’s all I got room to…
January 17, 2010 at 4:13 am
…say.
January 17, 2010 at 8:43 am
#125 methuselah stated:
“Adult babies want mommies, not other babies. Or kids. They want to lose control. And that’s all I got room to say.”
No need to give folks more fodder for foolishness on subjects they don’t understand.
Most adult babies/age players want to GIVE UP control..to escape the adult world for a while.
Similar to some people who want to escape the adult world by visiting Regretsy!
January 17, 2010 at 9:40 am
Check out some of the comments in the feed back…nice fit…comfortable…my baby boy will love them..
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!
I’m just creeped out by these kinds of people.
January 17, 2010 at 4:04 pm
My wife and I decided to try some age play last night, but she kept laughing everytime I said “Skully made a boom-boom.” Kinda ruined the mood.
January 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm
193 sales? WTF?
January 17, 2010 at 7:20 pm
“Most adult babies/age players want to GIVE UP control..to escape the adult world for a while.
Similar to some people who want to escape the adult world by visiting Regretsy!”
NOT SIMILAR.
January 18, 2010 at 6:10 am
I am LATE TO THE PARTY but these panties are awesome (Not mine… just my favorite)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28398536
January 18, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Ok, after I got over the fact that this is actually for an adult and not someone who was inexperienced at sizing for babies, I was suddenly reminded of the recent Burger King commercial and the man-baby that was born ‘yesterday’.
I guess even Burger King needs to expand it’s marketing.
January 19, 2010 at 1:37 am
Why do I keep KNOWING THESE PEOPLE irl? Omg. I need new, better, friends.
January 20, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Hey #133 piperanasazi, those are fucking SWEET!
September 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm
LMAO I wonder what would happen if diaper fetish people found out about infant potty training?