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Level 7″ – NSFW

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  1. razberries
    January 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    ewww…i know we’re supposed to comment on the art and not the model, but he totally needs a brazillian…

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  2. SironaSprings
    January 15, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    I love the psychology of this coming in sizes L and XL. I guess it’s the same reason that I used to wear a size 8 but now the clothes I buy all say size 6.

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  3. Bronc Drywall
    January 15, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    This would go well with a butt-shield.

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  4. HelenaHandbasket
    January 15, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    I would like an eye shield.

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  5. Rowan
    January 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Aaakkk! Logged on to see what was new and got what was nearly nude! Seriously no guy wants to wear a shear knee high stocking on his junk held up with a garter. Oh the vacant eyed girl with the smoke is epic too.

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  6. Sculptor69
    January 15, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    JESUS CHRIST!!! How about using the “Nightmare Fuel” tag? Damn!
    Pass the brain bleach, please.

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  7. NinjaGato
    January 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Thanks, I just puked

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  8. Monstrosa
    January 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    #1 razberries :
    He needs to totally not be wearing that.

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  9. butterwort
    January 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Agggh MY EYES. Somebody needs to shave if they’re gonna wear that. But seriously, there is never a time when wrapping your junk in a drawstring bag is gonna look sexy.

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  10. bffm79
    January 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Clearly, I can see he’s nuts.

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  11. Sculptor69
    January 15, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    No, seriously, please? Bronc? Helen? SOMEBODY photoshop that thing (an elephant face would be brilliant….)

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  12. flare
    January 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Wow – i was hoping to see an extremely small cock encased in a skillfully upcycled kneehigh stocking tonight!

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  13. Saraf
    January 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    ok, this might be way too much information, but my husband’s away for the next month, and this really makes me miss him….

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  14. IscreamUscream
    January 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    Nice–this just killed a slew of my better neurons.
    Buy yourself a fucking mannikin.

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  15. Fae
    January 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    From the tiny photo on facebook, I seriously thought it was an old school menstrual pad garter. lol.

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  16. kitty
    January 15, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    I hope that he custom makes them if people order them. Oh the horror if he does not.

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  17. bootsychoo
    January 15, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    I see why there’s no pie chart to go with this one:

    Good things about this junk-sac:
    1.

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  18. vile&evilDebbieDowner
    January 15, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    CAN’T.
    LOOK.
    AWAY.

    You know, this would be really cute if it had swarovski jewels and Hello Kitty shit all over it.

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  19. Carol Hiller
    January 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    ‘scuze me. Isn’t the point of underwear to protect the harder-to-launder outerwear from poopy pops and unshaken pee? The garment above would not be fulfilling its promise, and I am severely disappointed in its designer. False vision. Bad, bad artist.

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  20. palJacky
    January 15, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I think the proper modern term for this is ‘counter tenor’
    Didn’t this look go out when they started letting the female roles be played by actual woman?

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  21. pantsmonkey
    January 15, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Gah! Gasp! Can’t breathe!

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  22. karinaautumn
    January 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    sorry folks, there’s only one in stock..
    the good news being that it truly is a one of a kind banana hammock, however the bad news is that that guy is still wearing it and you’ll have to ask for it back.

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  23. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    January 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Oh, maybe its the pain meds buzz I’m on, but I laughed heartily!

    Almost like a train wreck, I couldn’t pull myself away.

    And I laughed again.

    And of course, I laughed at the photoshop.

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  24. popodog
    January 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Hefty Hefty cinch sack!

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  25. prairiefire
    January 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    I need an adult!

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  26. palJacky
    January 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Oh God, it was made by a dude.
    Remember a man will wear any sort of underwear the person currently sucking his dick wants him to wear.
    But why would a man do THAT to another man.

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  27. methuselah
    January 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    All I can think is, that’s got to get damned uncomfortable after a few hours. “Intimate” underwear? I’ll say, specially once that stretchy stuff goes all wedgy on ya. Damn. Hurts just to look at it.

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  28. misnomer
    January 15, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    I laughed, I cried.
    I especially love the subtle hand on the hip action.
    (I think the black needs thicker material)

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  29. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 15, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    oohhhh i got a little more information than probably intended with the black one….

    ooooohhhh

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  30. DucksNew
    January 15, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    I have definitely not drank enough to view this yet.

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  31. pantsmonkey
    January 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    With my deepest apologies to the designer of this excellent fabric:

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  32. creepydolls
    January 15, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  33. haineux
    January 15, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and MIGHT SCAR(E) IMPRESSIONABLE VIEWERS.

    I think the regretsy crowd that is NOT AT THEIR WORKPLACE will be greatly amused/entertained/horrified/unable to look away from http://www.koalaswim.com/

    Note: There is NOTHING at that site that is SFW, and if you think those men are actually interested in the women they are sometimes standing next to, you clearly aren’t paying attention.

    And a reminder: THIS THING IS NSFW. REALLY.

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  34. Helen Killer
    January 15, 2010 at 6:14 pm

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  35. Ivriniel
    January 15, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Oh lord, it’s Baldric’s posing pouch from A Blackadder Christmas Carol!

    *goes off in search of a youtube video so people will know what the heck she’s talking about*

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  36. pantsmonkey
    January 15, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    ROFL!

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  37. thatjennchick
    January 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    It looks like his junk is in a deflated balloon.

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  38. DucksNew
    January 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Who has the eye bleach? This is definitely an occasion for it.

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  39. DeeBauchery
    January 15, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    I’m a bit confused. The description says “…handmade Men’s Intimate Underwear Bikini Briefs Thong.” Well which one is it.

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  40. Lucretia Borgia
    January 15, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    Damn …. I don’t believe Borat … that’s got to be your best ever! I took the honor of giving it the first thumbs up …. woulda given it 10 … but that’s not allowed …

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  41. pantsmonkey
    January 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Guess What!

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  42. nitebyrd
    January 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    You bring him home from the bar into your bedroom, he seductively slides his jeans down … you fall off the bed laughing. Sexy FAIL!

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  43. flare
    January 15, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    @26palJacky -i can only imagine the artisan is modeling his own wears i mean wares… shudder…

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  44. everydaymama1
    January 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    I think my optical nerves just exploded! I have now gone blind, and the last damned thing I have to remember is this?? Please someone kill me now!

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  45. Ninna2
    January 15, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  46. razberries
    January 15, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    this is too effin’ funny, Helen- I swear I was just googling pics of Borat and was wondering on how to photoshop off his green bikini…. :D
    this is so MUCH better
    lmfao

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  47. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    January 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    You guys are killing me with the photoshopping! My sides ache from laughing so much!

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  48. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Well he certainally never heard Al Green Was in Town

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  49. gilliann
    January 15, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    GUESS WHAT WE FOUND HIS MISSING EAR

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  50. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    This ass floss needs something written on it to distract you from the rest of the shit that surrounds it……… I am thinking tassels and “TRY IT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.” written on the front.in sharpie.of course.

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  51. IscreamUscream
    January 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Incredibly, the Borat version is less offensive :lol:

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  52. gilliann
    January 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Aww, hell, #40 beat me to it.

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  53. BettyMachete
    January 15, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    I wanna see butterflies come out of that cocoon.

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  54. NinjaGato
    January 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    I think Borat may be less hairy than this model

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  55. thatswhatshesaid
    January 15, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  56. moi
    January 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Oh my lord.

    I hope whoever that guy is that he got paid a lot.

    I mean A. LOT.

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  57. batontwirler1
    January 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    #47: Too funny!

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  58. lilprincess
    January 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Please to explain where the sexy is?

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  59. angatdorotheas
    January 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    celibacy is so much more attractive now. whomever decided to make man-bits less appealing….well, nice work tiger. you’ve got a job with the militant uber-Christian schools just waiting for you.

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  60. iamastrangeboy
    January 15, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    A general rule for etsy artists: if you are going to try to sell something, do not stick your dick in it and take a picture.

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    • Gabisimo
      March 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm

      Holy shit…. I concur…

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  61. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Oh for fuck’s sake. I thought the bottom pic showing the black was his bent forward a little and that was his backside and then I fucking clicked on the picture. It isn’t an ass.

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  62. thatswhatshesaid
    January 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    ‘well, nice work tiger’ made me snort a little….kudos

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  63. bootsychoo
    January 15, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    #40 pantsmonkey – if loving that Photoshop is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

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  64. bootsychoo
    January 15, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    #58 RCB – yes, it is.

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  65. vile&evilDebbieDowner
    January 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    #40 pantsmonkey That takes the PRIZE! ‘I found his other ear!’ Gahahahaaaa!

    Frederick’s of Hollywood used to (might still) sell elephant thongs. And yeah, junk in trunk style.

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  66. palJacky
    January 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    I’m thinking about the poor terrorist who buys this. Just where we he hide his explosives?

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  67. NinjaGato
    January 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    how is it that the black one is more see through than the white one is?

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  68. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    #57- BRAVO “if you are going to try to sell something, do not stick your dick in it”

    This NEEDS to be a T-shirt and really a good general rule everyone shoulod follow in any situation involving the sale of anything- I am laughing so fucking hard my belly hurts- oh. iamastrangeboy you rock.

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  69. moi
    January 15, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    On my facebook page, this comes up right next to a post from my super duper, more than anyone you can imagine, over the top, talks to God, religious stepmother.

    I can’t decide if that is just so funny, or just so disturbing.

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  70. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    #66- Facebook or your Stepmother?

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  71. saucerville
    January 15, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Underpants fail. Play him out, keyboard cat.

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  72. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  73. iamastrangeboy
    January 15, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    I’m here all week RCB.

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  74. NinjaGato
    January 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    #57- BRAVO “if you are going to try to sell something, do not stick your dick in it”

    I’m laughing my ass off.

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  75. steviesegel
    January 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    I had to log onto regretsy right after dinner :(

    Well, at least puking up my food will help towards my weight loss goal :/

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  76. lyontamer
    January 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    So. Many. Teabagger. Jokes. Too. Many. Characters.

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  77. PussDaddy
    January 15, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    Let me pick my eyeballs up off the floor and pop ‘em back in my head before I comment.

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  78. NinjaGato
    January 15, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    #32 creepydolls :
    “Those are scary but i think these other ones that seller has are WAY hot.”

    Someone needs to tell this seller that someone who makes dolls out of bones is scared of their “creation” that says a lot.

    But I do agree with her, those shortie thingies are pretty hot. Mainly because there’s no bush

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  79. brute
    January 15, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  80. Skully
    January 15, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Helen, LOL @ the view from a car, looks like she’s in the drive thru at In N Out.

    This reminds me, last month at work, the receptionist lost a valuable UPS package which the plant manager was anxiously awaiting. We laughed our asses off as he wandered the halls for days, asking everyone, “Have you seen my package?” Maybe you had to be there…

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  81. pleasedontpickme
    January 15, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    please HK don’t do this to us. Put something else up!!!! I think even those who were opposed to Fuckery Free Friday would be ok with it now.

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  82. lyontamer
    January 15, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  83. PussDaddy
    January 15, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    Who wants to buy it after he stored his nuts in it and it was all up in his ass crack and stuff?

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  84. Frankenkitty
    January 15, 2010 at 8:36 pm

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  85. hammerhead77
    January 15, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    For me, the funniest thing is that the rest of this shop is all standard Etsy knitwear. Scarf, hat, slippers, hat, JOCKSTRAP!

    Can’t you just picture this thong model sitting around in his crotch sling knitting hats? That would certainly liven up the weekly stitch ‘n bitch.

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  86. WrathOfFoamy
    January 15, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    This made me laugh my ass off, but not just ’cause of the undies…

    I actually used to work in the bindery industry, and had made thousands of Koalaswim catalogues at one point in time, over five years ago…. that and countless adult toy brochures, and the infamous “modcon” (extreme body modification convention) book.

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  87. pantsmonkey
    January 15, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    I’m not proud of the time I spent doing this:

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  88. pleasedontpickme
    January 15, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    #86…don’t blame your job for knowing about that catalog

    #87…speaking of jobs, i think that would be a fantabulous way to showcase the bedazzler at Michaels.

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  89. pleasedontpickme
    January 15, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    and yes, i came back b/c i had to know if it was gone yet. Things like this make me love my vagoo.

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  90. Skully
    January 15, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Pantsmonkey, you’re fucking killing me!

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  91. UnaBee
    January 15, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    He should get a job designing for these guys. (Warning: get the brain bleach)
    http://www.vizeau.com/d4.htm

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  92. denisewalks
    January 15, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Pantsmonkey, I was already tittering like a schoolgirl at all the comments but ‘sackdazzled’ sent me over the edge.

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  93. sticksandtunes
    January 15, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  94. pantsmonkey
    January 15, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    This was actually suggested by someone on Facebook:

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  95. ciaohowdy
    January 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Fascinating. Now all this listing needs is some pants to cover that hizzle up and for the words to say, “Please, somebody save me I’ve confused etsy with the sign up sheet to my local mental institution.”

    Hey Helen, you should file this under “Dreamcatchers”

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  96. greyhoundgrrrl
    January 15, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    #60 YES! That is definitely the best comment of the day!

    #33 OH. MY. GOD!!! “Superb quality male chastity devices”??? As opposed to all those shoddy ones that you can just burst right through…

    I had to convince my husband to get out of bed and come see this Regretsy du jour, I told him I was going to buy it for him for Valentine’s Day. He left the room…

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  97. ciaohowdy
    January 15, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Uh, pantsmonkey, you’re awesome :D

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  98. quantuminsanity
    January 15, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  99. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 15, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    I think we found the other ear.

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  100. saucerville
    January 15, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    oh my lord. I lost my shit somewhere between ‘sackdazzled’ and mittens on a tractor mowing the dude’s bush.

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  101. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 15, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    #94 pantsmonkey : make sure mitten’s bales that shit up for the donkey’s.

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  102. steviesegel
    January 15, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    oh
    my
    effing
    god
    it
    SOLD

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  103. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 16, 2010 at 12:09 am

    pantsmonkey- I hope you signed up for Helen’s latest Fuckery Alert.

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  104. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 16, 2010 at 12:12 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  105. pantsmonkey
    January 16, 2010 at 12:16 am

    #103 Recovering Crack Baby: Trust me, nobody wants to see me on TV staring at my laptop and munching on a chimichanga. Besides, I too am wearing nothing but a beadazzled jockstrap and a bear on a lawnmower.

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  106. Avatard
    January 16, 2010 at 1:01 am

    Pantsmonkey – Whimsuckle.

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  107. razberries
    January 16, 2010 at 5:50 am

    just logged in early this morning…OMG
    pantsmonkey you are a nut! no pun intended…these were all so funny to wake up to!
    and HK, the new avatars are cute, and love the comment of the day ribbon- too funny

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  108. msannomalley
    January 16, 2010 at 6:11 am

    Is it just me, or does the small picture on the bottom right (the black one) look like he’s wearing it over his ass and it’s holding a couple of turds?

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  109. whimsiclefuckery
    January 16, 2010 at 6:43 am

    I think #39 DeeBauchery needs one of these little sacks for whatever that is in their avatar…

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  110. krystyna81
    January 16, 2010 at 7:01 am

    couldn’t get past #60…I started crying!!!

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  111. whimsiclefuckery
    January 16, 2010 at 7:26 am

    My apologies to April’s friend

    [IMG]http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad74/whimsiclefuckery/RegretsyThong.jpg[/IMG]

    http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad74/whimsiclefuckery/RegretsyThong.jpg

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  112. whimsiclefuckery
    January 16, 2010 at 7:27 am

    another image link fail. my bad. go ahead & thumb me down.

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  113. superhappyfunshine
    January 16, 2010 at 7:33 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  114. raven
    January 16, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Pubes=gross

    Pubes= not a good way to help sell your product!

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  115. Goodness
    January 16, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Dear GOD, my poor lesbian eyes!!!!

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  116. FoldingMetalChairs
    January 16, 2010 at 9:13 am

    What the fark!

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  117. FoldingMetalChairs
    January 16, 2010 at 9:15 am

    UMMMMM did you guys see this sold pair?

    http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=22783909

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  118. FoldingMetalChairs
    January 16, 2010 at 9:16 am
  119. FoldingMetalChairs
    January 16, 2010 at 9:17 am

    I also have to ask, seeing as SO many of these have been bought, how many are wandering around this world with their penis strapped up in an old pair of nylons?

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  120. froufroubijou
    January 16, 2010 at 9:53 am

    Oh gawd…I know when men are having an…upseedaisy…and I think he is having one here…on etsy…oh gawd

    http://ny-image2.etsy.com//il_430xN.109469574.jpg

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  121. sillymerricat
    January 16, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Haha! I DO believe this may be our “friend” from Seattle:
    http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/14/from-the-mailbag-10/

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  122. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    January 16, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Oh look, a bag for his bag!

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  123. www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com
    January 16, 2010 at 11:29 am

    So much for getting to know a guy by his personality!

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  124. www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com
    January 16, 2010 at 11:31 am

    What ever happened to the vienna sausage look?

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  125. polaroidart
    January 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Oh what a good laugh a just had..
    THANKS pantsmonkey, God bless you.

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  126. StinkBait
    January 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    FYI….

    It took 12 replies until someone made a small penis joke.

    I’m disappointed in you all. I figured that comment would be in the first five.

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  127. blondeweezie
    January 16, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    7″??? That is being generous!!!
    1 word: MANSCAPING.

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  128. TooManyCookbooks
    January 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    I love my sex life entirely too much to even consider buying something like that for my husband.

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  129. MyEyesMyEyes
    January 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    My husband heard me giggling and yelled out “whatever it is, I’m not wearing it!”

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  130. milkshakesthecat
    January 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    I want yokoo to crotch-et one of these.

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  131. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 16, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    #105- pantsmonkey- we are gonna need to see that

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  132. twentyone
    January 16, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    wtf is wrong with me, i couldn’t stop looking at it!

    pantsmonkey, you are brilliant.

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  133. HelenaHandbasket
    January 17, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Guess what? I found his missing material!

    Aside from the O-ring, I’ll wager this was made from a Dollar Store “Doo Rag”; generally used as a styling implement worn like a cap by African American men to keep their hair smoother after removing it. They come in this self-same fabric (many festive colors even!), and have longish ties at the edges, which seem here to have been converted into, uh, umm, straps.

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  134. dowha
    January 17, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    I don’t know what is wrong with you people that thing is cock-tacular!

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  135. k8_is_great
    April 14, 2010 at 7:21 am

    I totally know what my bf is getting for his birthday.

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  136. InYourPsyche
    April 26, 2011 at 12:18 am

    “A perfect gift for him”? What a strange way to ask for a divorce

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  137. Bailsey
    May 2, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    after awhile no one will know what the ‘level #’ means. i feel priveleged. :D

    did anybody else find the cages on the koala site? i didn’t want to, but i found them anyway. those should have their own post on here…

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  138. Elia
    May 14, 2011 at 6:01 am

    Do you really belive there is ANY man who will agree to wear this thing????

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  139. Ravenclaw
    September 17, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    OMG! It’s my old Kotex belt! I wondered who stole that thing back in junior high. Nice to see someone is still using it, though not as it was originally intended. I didn’t know they made men’s Kotex. I guess those rent boys gotta wear something, when tampons are just too uncomfortable.

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  140. vacamom
    March 10, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Alas, it sold. I was hoping to stuff it into a plastic egg for my boyfriends Easter basket. Now, he’ll just have to be happy with a mini Twix in a teabag.

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