What comes into question is the integrity of the people who the seller claims likes it. Did they like it, or “like” it? I hope the seller didn’t consider those people to be friends, because it almost makes me sad.
Artist: “Hey, look at this painting. I think it doesn’t showcase my talents in the best light possible, but….” *cries a little bit and pops another Xanax*
Friend of Artist: “Really! It’s great! I think you should sell your work on etsy!” *thinks-please don’t do another fake suicide attempt today*
#36 benconservato: Thank you. I sure hope it still counts since that’s where I’ve been getting most of my yuks lately. And we have a free pass on this one, it’s titled “Ugly” after all.
Raz and Suda, you two inspired me to stay up late working on that equation (took a while to find exploding butt).
RCB, Good idea, this painting looks like MM, esp. the creepy eyes.
If you read the whole description, this was inspired by someone they were jealous of…..what in gods name about that freaky looking corpse face could ever make you jealous!? It might make you queasy or give you nightmares, but jealous? give me a break!
And no, I don’t really like it. It was a therapeutic way to get some emotion out. But sometimes people like bad art. I don’t get it. But with close to 1K views now and REGRETSY recognition, maybe some will buy it.
Skully – Could you make that into a non GIF format?
THANKS FOR ALL THE PHOTOSHOP IMAGES! I am going to put them up as images for the item (not giving credit of course). TOO FUNNY!
“cherry rather than butterscotch lifesavers for the eyes.” actually it is copper paint pupils with GITD ‘balls’ IT CAN CREEP YOU OUT EVEN WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF!!!!
January 13, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Steven Tyler’s really let himself go. And that’s saying something.
January 13, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I was going to say the same thing about cher.
January 13, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Please, I cannot tell just how bad this is until I View It In A Room.
January 13, 2010 at 6:48 pm
People may have claimed to like it but no one offered to buy it or you wouldn’t be trying to pawn it of on us.
January 13, 2010 at 6:48 pm
When did Carly Simon mate with a baboon?
January 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Were they telling you that they liked it and then laughing hysterically?
January 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
http://twitpic.com/xzzt8
My vote is for Gonzo’s mom.
January 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Finally. Now I can hypnotize people and they won’t even know how I did it.
January 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm
OMG.
Steven Tyler + Cher + Larriva’s Pink Hell Monkey
( http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38400446 )
January 13, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Suggestion for View in a Room: plastic surgeon’s waiting room.
I believe I have seen those lips on one or more of those Real Housewives.
January 13, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Are you kidding!? She completely captured the essence of LaToya!
January 13, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I’m sayin’!
http://www.krackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/latoya-jackson.jpg
January 13, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Is this one of those pictures that someone painted with her vagina?
January 13, 2010 at 7:04 pm
She should have stuck to her first sober instinct on this one.
January 13, 2010 at 7:04 pm
here is my regretsy math…lol
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4272562073/
January 13, 2010 at 7:09 pm
At least the listing title is honest.
January 13, 2010 at 7:10 pm
What comes into question is the integrity of the people who the seller claims likes it. Did they like it, or “like” it? I hope the seller didn’t consider those people to be friends, because it almost makes me sad.
January 13, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Love your math Raz!
Here’s my VIIAR.
http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad96/sudabaki/steven_tyler_regretsy.jpg
January 13, 2010 at 7:16 pm
#15: LMAO. Perfect
For $20, I’d probably buy it just for the canvas… oh, wait. It’s on canvas board. Fuck that.
January 13, 2010 at 7:17 pm
sudabaki- LOL…love the viiar, and love that you abbreviated that…great for lazy typists like myself (as you know notice i always type lower case)
January 13, 2010 at 7:19 pm
#18 sudabaki© That is awesomely hilarious!
January 13, 2010 at 7:22 pm
You guys are phast with the photoshop!
January 13, 2010 at 7:26 pm
And here I sit, telling myself that my art is horrible and I can’t put a price on it.
Apparently the price for bad art is $20.
BTW, love the VIIAR and the regretsy math.
January 13, 2010 at 7:35 pm
How could I forget?!
http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad96/sudabaki/steven_tyler_say_what.jpg
January 13, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Raz and Suda,
Thumbs up! You had me going omgwtfbbq.
January 13, 2010 at 7:49 pm
sudabaki, you have truly outdone yourself with the VIIAR. Double thumbs up for you.
January 13, 2010 at 8:53 pm
@ #9 Pantsmonkey
don’t you blame Hell Monkey for that atrocity.
January 13, 2010 at 9:47 pm
That’s Amy Winehouse. Before the lip job.
January 13, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Wino had a lip job? Ya’d think she’d fix her teeth first, but whatever.
January 13, 2010 at 10:28 pm
I thought the math was Steven Tyler + The Sandman after a shower + a kindergartner’s art skills.
January 13, 2010 at 10:39 pm
“I think this would look good in a bathroom
”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=37569502
Is that because it looks like shit?
January 13, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Raz and Suda, LOL! Here’s my equation:
January 13, 2010 at 11:36 pm
#32 Skully… so awesome.
January 13, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Skully, LMFAO..fucking great.
January 13, 2010 at 11:46 pm
Well..the name of the painting is “Ugly”.
It speaks for itself.
January 14, 2010 at 2:07 am
my my Suda, you have me laughing like an idiot over here.
Does laughing therapy work if you are laughing at other people’s expense?
January 14, 2010 at 3:16 am
omg please what is this shit
i cant even bear to see if it sold. meanwhile actual real artists work goes unsold on etsy
January 14, 2010 at 3:16 am
i think id buy it just for the pleasure of snapping it in half and burning it
January 14, 2010 at 4:17 am
#32 Skully- lmao. You have outdone yourself!!!
January 14, 2010 at 4:47 am
for $20, she could have at least used cherry rather than butterscotch lifesavers for the eyes.
January 14, 2010 at 5:13 am
Pete Burns portrait?
January 14, 2010 at 5:43 am
I think this is what people were saying.
Artist: “Hey, look at this painting. I think it doesn’t showcase my talents in the best light possible, but….” *cries a little bit and pops another Xanax*
Friend of Artist: “Really! It’s great! I think you should sell your work on etsy!” *thinks-please don’t do another fake suicide attempt today*
January 14, 2010 at 5:51 am
skully that was so freakin’ awesome…LOL
where on earth did you get the exploding butt painting? hahahaha
January 14, 2010 at 6:23 am
Now I really really really regret throwing this away. I could have sold it on etsy…
http://www.moon-and-star.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/unicorn1.jpg
January 14, 2010 at 7:02 am
The people this person knows are nicer but less honest than the people I know. The people I know would have told me flat-out that this blows chunks.
January 14, 2010 at 7:37 am
Skully you sure know how to make a painting better. Will you do another with Marilyn Manson in it? Thanks for your highly entertaining entertainment.
January 14, 2010 at 8:14 am
I am SO sick of people capitalizing off of Michael Jackson’s death!
January 14, 2010 at 8:17 am
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January 14, 2010 at 8:37 am
#36 benconservato: Thank you. I sure hope it still counts since that’s where I’ve been getting most of my yuks lately. And we have a free pass on this one, it’s titled “Ugly” after all.
January 14, 2010 at 8:46 am
Skully
January 14, 2010 at 11:01 am
If I take off my glasses and sit about 10 feet away from the monitor, it does look pretty good.
January 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
OMG it’s Joan Fucking Rivers *before* all that plastic surgery!
May 14, 2011 at 2:26 am
LOL..
January 14, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Raz and Suda, you two inspired me to stay up late working on that equation (took a while to find exploding butt).
RCB, Good idea, this painting looks like MM, esp. the creepy eyes.
January 14, 2010 at 2:51 pm
If you read the whole description, this was inspired by someone they were jealous of…..what in gods name about that freaky looking corpse face could ever make you jealous!? It might make you queasy or give you nightmares, but jealous? give me a break!
January 14, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Here was I thinking it was Mick Jagger, although it does look a little like Oprah around the eyes.
January 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I love how the artist does not even like it..haha!
January 14, 2010 at 10:20 pm
I’m Old Gregg!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4
January 15, 2010 at 11:49 am
THANK YOU FOR FEATURING ME ON REGRETSY! I noticed “Ugly” had 800 views and I -knew- right away I must have been featured here.
This is pretty wonderful. If you want to check out the rest of my art, go here:
http://ghiti.deviantart.com/
January 15, 2010 at 11:52 am
Here is the piece on deviantart with the comments which prompted me to say what I said: http://ghiti.deviantart.com/art/Ugly-134118901
And no, I don’t really like it. It was a therapeutic way to get some emotion out. But sometimes people like bad art. I don’t get it. But with close to 1K views now and REGRETSY recognition, maybe some will buy it.
Signed, the artist
http://www.etsy.com/shop/KiwiHasDreads
January 15, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Skully – Could you make that into a non GIF format?
THANKS FOR ALL THE PHOTOSHOP IMAGES! I am going to put them up as images for the item (not giving credit of course). TOO FUNNY!
“cherry rather than butterscotch lifesavers for the eyes.” actually it is copper paint pupils with GITD ‘balls’ IT CAN CREEP YOU OUT EVEN WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF!!!!
-”the artist”, Becky, who is milking this free promotion for all it is worth….or not
http://www.etsy.com/shop/KiwiHasDreads
January 15, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Nice when the artists play along–it’s all in fun, right?
January 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Kiwi, you’re such a good sport, and God bless you for donating to Project Linus. Images sent, please forgive me for my evil GIF.
April 8, 2010 at 7:58 am
View in a Room for txesg:
http://i43.tinypic.com/24qleg3.jpg
May 14, 2011 at 2:25 am
This kind of pictures are the 1st sign for a Mental illness. I’d recomend to lock the “Artist” in a Mental ward for OUR sake.