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Cox and Balls

Posted by Helen Killer

78 comments

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Jan 12, 2010
5:27 pm

#1 Carol Hiller :

Oh, you just can’t beat View It In a Room. You just can’t. Even with these two and their pectinimous child.

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Jan 12, 2010
5:27 pm

#2 txesg :

Looks like an episode of Blue’s Clues gone horribly wrong.

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Jan 12, 2010
5:28 pm

#3 Ninna2 :

Ummm…Apple is the child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. COCO is David & Courtney’s daughter???

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Jan 12, 2010
5:31 pm

#4 wendyokoopa :

LOL! Except isn’t their daughter named Coco?

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Jan 12, 2010
5:31 pm

#5 Thistle :

i dont even know these people and i still laughed at the viiar

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Jan 12, 2010
5:35 pm

#6 Sculptor69 :

Wow. That’s just…special. I dread what’s going to happen to Banana.

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Jan 12, 2010
5:39 pm

#7 NinjaGato :

I found something perfect for Helen

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20136300

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Jan 12, 2010
5:41 pm

#8 NinjaGato :

Sculptor69- I found out what happened to Banana

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18942460

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Jan 12, 2010
5:45 pm

#9 razberries :

i don’t get it…? there shoulda been a giant cocoa puff piece of cereal in there…agree w/ #3 and 4

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Jan 12, 2010
5:45 pm

#10 BettyMachete :

Golly, almost thought those two nuts were really in the bath (once I got past the glued on head atop of silly putty). But who wears a hat in the tub?

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Jan 12, 2010
5:46 pm

#11 martini :

Ménage à trash…

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Jan 12, 2010
5:47 pm

#12 AndreaN :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 12, 2010
5:48 pm

#13 razberries :

some of the stuff in the shop though, i think is pretty cute…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28917185

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Jan 12, 2010
5:56 pm

#14 HelenaHandbasket :

I’m really puzzling over the audience for such a piece.

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Jan 12, 2010
5:57 pm

#15 vile&evilDebbieDowner :

Gotta be careful when you go bobbing for apples in that tub.

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Jan 12, 2010
6:02 pm

#16 BettyMachete :

There’s my cherry!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=33695311

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Jan 12, 2010
6:07 pm

#17 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

View It In A Room has inspired me to buy a hat like that and wear it in the tub. And befriending a giant apple is next on my to-do list.

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Jan 12, 2010
6:17 pm

#18 DucksNew :

Once again I’m left wondering what the sellers are smoking and where can I get some.

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Jan 12, 2010
6:27 pm

#19 whimsiclefuckery :

When did crappy photoshop work on ripped off celebrity photos become artisan craft? Did the National Enquirer stop accepting submissions?

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Jan 12, 2010
6:30 pm

#20 sticksandtunes :

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Jan 12, 2010
6:32 pm

#21 razberries :

my interpretation…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4270675904/
this is all i think of when i hear that they named their daugther coco…yum

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Jan 12, 2010
6:34 pm

#22 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I appreciate that it is an “archival quality print” on “high-quality matte photo paper” and that it is “ready to frame”.

I wouldn’t pay $20 for it any other way!

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Jan 12, 2010
6:43 pm

#23 IscreamUscream :

@ #21 Raz–:lol: That’s the most likely threesome there.

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Jan 12, 2010
6:49 pm

#24 polaroidart :

Hmm..not only it’s NOT legal to sell
(I think it’s safe to assume the seller
did NOT take their picture), she’s
calling them “nuts”.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Again, strange..the rest of the work
is quite nice.

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Jan 12, 2010
6:56 pm

#25 AwwwwwwwSnap :

I hope Courtney doesn’t see this. Her arms are four times the size they are in real life.

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Jan 12, 2010
6:59 pm

#26 friendlymilk :

You guys, look at the expression on the apple’s face. Does a toddler look that ashamed to take a bath with her parents? This isn’t a confusion about the name of their baby; this is some kind of non-consensual inter-kingdom swinging scenario.

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Jan 12, 2010
7:01 pm

#27 Sculptor69 :

Thanks, Ninja. I must admit I’m simultaneously relieved and disappointed.

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Jan 12, 2010
7:32 pm

#28 Fo5ter :

#21 razberries : Right on! I totally enjoyed your pic! As I read down the thread I was thinking someone needed to do that and I haven’t got level 4 skills like that.

I must say I enjoy the artwork (not so much this particular piece) but haven’t a clue where I’d put it. Maybe it would fit in nicely next to the finger paintings on my fridge.

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Jan 12, 2010
7:35 pm

#29 Fo5ter :

What would be great is if these stars would sign the art and let people bid on it for charity. I’m thinking the Bubble Baths For All Children Everywhere Foundation (BBFACEF). And if that charity doesn’t exist, it should bc a life without bubble baths is simply incomplete.

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Jan 12, 2010
7:36 pm

#30 jwheeler :

Can you also file this under “mental patient art”

Also, BEST view it in a room ever!

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Jan 12, 2010
7:42 pm

#31 steviesegel :

some people just shouldn’t own photoshop…

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Jan 12, 2010
7:42 pm

#32 blondeweezie :

This is cute-
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=9549058

And it hits close to home!

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Jan 12, 2010
8:00 pm

#33 NinjaGato :

Blondeweezie- I love that sellers robots are just like us series.
It’s sad that this one is so piss poor. That apple looks like no matter how hard it scrubs it just can’t get the shame off.

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Jan 12, 2010
8:24 pm

#34 blondeweezie :

I like the robots better- they have some creativity! Very cute!!

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Jan 12, 2010
9:16 pm

#35 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

jesus christ etsy needs be juried

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Jan 12, 2010
9:20 pm

#36 lilprincess :

Franks and beans! Franks and beans!

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Jan 12, 2010
9:49 pm

#37 Monstrosa :

I heart robots who heart cupcakes, but I feel really bad for that apple. Why are they so oblivious to its distress? So cruel.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:33 pm

#38 heartsandlaserbeams :

AAHHAHAHAHAH OMG I MADE REGRETSY!!!

ok a couple of things about this piece:

1) it actually is an archival print of an acrylic painting. the faces aren’t photoshopped; they’re faces taken from a tabloid.

2) someone bought courtney & david the original painting as a gift, report is the family loves it. (i’m not making that up)

3) this was created years before coco was born & gweneth named her kid apple.

4) say what ya will, i still love this piece – thanks for checkin my work…

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Jan 12, 2010
10:58 pm

#39 crapgawker :

I was completely unaware there were people with fruit fetishes.

Frankly heartsandlaserbeams I find this quite apeeling!
♥

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Jan 12, 2010
11:20 pm

#40 pantsmonkey :

OMG you mean the “View it in a room” might actually be real? That rocks my socks.

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Jan 12, 2010
11:36 pm

#41 PussDaddy :

These fruity nuts stink.

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Jan 12, 2010
11:49 pm

#42 polaroidart :

Ok then after the explanation, it all makes sense
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=7208134
this one is funny, I take it, it’s a series of works.

I love your attitude, heartsandlaserbeams
and i love your robots.

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Jan 13, 2010
1:12 am

#43 methuselah :

Now that I’ve read the artist’s enlightening explanation that might have been even more helpful if it’d been part of the original listing, my reaction to the art is still meh.

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Jan 13, 2010
1:32 am

#44 Randy Lahey :

#25 AwwwwwwwSnap : Ha ha ha! Excellent, just what I was thinking!

#38 heartsandlaserbeams : “someone bought courtney & david the original painting as a gift, report is the family loves it.”
- If this is true, it puts a whole other perspective of awesomeness on the painting! And whether people like your art or not, kudos to you for your attitude and for being pleased to be featured on here!

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Jan 13, 2010
6:54 am

#45 hoser :

My question is why is the apple hugging him/herself with that worried anxty look on its face?
I think if the bath was chocolate fondue it would be more pleasing to the eye.
Since when did courtney cox and david arquette become nuts ? !!! They’re not really NUTTY in my book n-e ways…

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Jan 13, 2010
6:59 am

#46 Bean :

I really like some of the artists paintings even this one aside from the pictures of the heads, but i dont like the idea of celebrities in art, or using their fame to sell it. Celebrities suck, everyone wants to be one these days…

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Jan 13, 2010
7:26 am

#47 razberries :

heartsandlaserbeams- love that you decided to drop in- LOL…hope you didn’t mind my coco puff interpretation..hahaha
i just clicked on your link attached to your name- ok, the cartoon sandwich, milk, and hotdog are awesome. (you know i already think the robots rock)were those in your etsy shop?

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Jan 13, 2010
7:28 am

#48 Fo5ter :

I really want that tub. Do you know how many kids you could bathe at one time in that tub?! Not to mention how many kids you could forget about as you soak away your stress. Ah, bubbles. :]

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Jan 13, 2010
7:32 am

#49 razberries :

ok i LOVE this one…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38098709
this is my kinda humor! i didn’t have a chance before to look at all the other stuff in the etsy shop…the oreo speedwagon would be great in a kitchen

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Jan 13, 2010
7:37 am

#50 heartsandlaserbeams :

see that’s the thing – this was an early piece so it’s obviously not as good as the robots or other more recent stuff. people still buy prints from the series so it’s still in the shop. the martha piece got featured in a storque article on etsy, and all the original 5″ x 5″ acrylics from this series sold, and the oreo speedwagon and soy division pieces are hanging on the wall at etsy headquarters… so a little razzin i can handle!

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Jan 13, 2010
7:39 am

#51 heartsandlaserbeams :

i’m just glad this one didn’t make it on regretsy, it’s truly the worst painting i have ever done.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7209001

but again – people still buy things from that unicorn series so it stays online. le sigh…

the most exciting thing in hearts and laserbeams land is i collaborated with the sampler to design swag totes for this weekend’s golden globe awards, check out the final design here!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing...

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Jan 13, 2010
7:40 am

#52 heartsandlaserbeams :

ahahahahah it cut me off:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38099878

anyways, thanks again for checking it out guys, lovin all the comments (and the cocopuff photoshop job) !

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Jan 13, 2010
8:04 am

#53 Fo5ter :

heartsandlaserbeams, I am totally enjoying your work, ESPECIALLY the unicorn beef.

Would you please enlighten me on the 2010 poster? I keep looking at it trying to relate the little pics to things but I’m failing.

btw- you rock!

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Jan 13, 2010
8:05 am

#54 razberries :

heartsandlaserbeams- that is awesome- so envious but congrats to you!!
btw, i think the “corned beef” should be RE-named HORNED beef…

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Jan 13, 2010
8:06 am

#55 Fo5ter :

I get Sherlock, no shit, and the baseball bat… I think!

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Jan 13, 2010
8:06 am

#56 razberries :

the 2010 poster has images of different movies…sherlock holmes is the hat, precious movie is the necklace, and 9 is the movie by the same name…
LOL, sorry fo5ter, i answered for heartsandlaserbeams

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Jan 13, 2010
8:09 am

#57 heartsandlaserbeams :

ahahahah look at picture two on that listing, the full key is there! (my fave is ninja master for 30 rock)

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Jan 13, 2010
8:09 am

#58 Fo5ter :

Oh and now I’m getting Precious and the frog prince…! This is like a where’s waldo or something!

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Jan 13, 2010
8:10 am

#59 Fo5ter :

LOVE 30 Rock!! Thanks for the tip!

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Jan 13, 2010
8:10 am

#60 AquarianBath :

Heartsandlaserbeams,

Congratulations on the free publicity! Hope the exposure brings you lots of sales. Love your robots.

Cory

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Jan 13, 2010
8:12 am

#61 crazycatlady :

Looks like their heads are on the corn poo soap. Yay!!

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Jan 13, 2010
8:17 am

#62 heartsandlaserbeams :

for reals, i’m hoping hoping hoping that someone from 30 rock picks up a tote because that would be BADASS!!

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Jan 13, 2010
9:32 am

#63 IscreamUscream :

I’m cheered when the featured artists can play along.

@Heartsandlaserbeams definitely has drawing skills…I think I get what you’re doing.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=38099878
Just one of your paintings I like.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38099093

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Jan 13, 2010
10:14 am

#64 VoteAudrey :

Hilariously disturbing. Also, check out Etsy’s current Front Page picks – tagged, “Inspired by a Whimsical Fairytale.” Whimsicles strike again!

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Jan 13, 2010
10:57 am

#65 polaroidart :

That Soy Division is awesome! I hearted it.
And awwwwwww..look how everybody gets along,
I’m almost teary eyed.

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Jan 13, 2010
11:04 am

#66 starrydreams :

Heartsandlaserbeams- way to go on the swag bag!!! Love the unicorn too!!

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Jan 13, 2010
11:11 am

#67 heartsandlaserbeams :

#65, everyone except them OC kids – they’re just kind of jerks:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8366897

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Jan 13, 2010
11:25 am

#68 IscreamUscream :

@ #65 I love your photographic dreamscapes, like this one:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11096596

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Jan 13, 2010
1:00 pm

#69 jazzyjewels1222 :

I love Hearts and Lasebeams!

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Jan 13, 2010
1:06 pm

#70 Night Cowl :

Ok, even though I’ve read all the posts I’m gonna say what I thought when I first saw it. I think it’s cute. I don’t ‘get it’, but that’s nothing new, it’s quirky and different and features two people (and one fruit) I recognize. And I like the Arquette family.

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