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Baby Ivory

Posted by Helen Killer

36 comments

- As posted by Fo5ter in this thread

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Jan 12, 2010
10:20 am

#1 Fo5ter :

Oh snap! *blushes*

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Jan 12, 2010
10:23 am

#2 sudabaki :

Damn that’s beautiful!

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Jan 12, 2010
10:25 am

#3 AndreaN :

hahahahahaaaaaa!

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Jan 12, 2010
10:27 am

#4 Skully :

You rock, Fo5ter! I’d love to see what you can make with an aspirator.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:28 am

#5 strawberrylumps :

Bless. Cute little baby toenails.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:31 am

#6 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Fo5ter – Did you carve this beauty out of human ivory, or did you travel to the African Bush for an elephant hunting expedition?

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Jan 12, 2010
10:32 am

#7 Fo5ter :

It’s only right that the true makers of the Baby Ivory get a tip of the hat:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/050.jpg

and

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/012-5.jpg

*tips gnome hat*

Most of the Baby Ivory came from the littlest-little one. When I fell short a few letters I realized that I hadn’t vacuumed after clipping my little-older child’s nails yesterday. Who needs to vacuum when there’s so much to mock on regretsy?! Say what!

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Jan 12, 2010
10:43 am

#8 Recovering Crack Baby :

It is soooooooooooooooooo much cuter then dirty old nails that have been attached to dirty old hands and have been put God knows where.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:43 am

#9 IscreamUscream :

#7 Way cuter than garden gnomes!

What a hilarious take on “say what”

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Jan 12, 2010
10:43 am

#10 sudabaki :

My, what cute gnomes you have!

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Jan 12, 2010
10:45 am

#11 Recovering Crack Baby :

I love the look on her face and the one finger to show us- yah those are my nails…see.

Hers is so cute about it.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:50 am

#12 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

@ #7 Fo5ter – OMGawd, you are hysterical, and so are your gnomes. I bet *right now* you have them slaving away their Renaissance magic in your garden and creating whimsical items that you can sell on Etsy.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:52 am

#13 Fo5ter :

#11, RCB,

Be cafeful what you wish for:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/LucyBird.jpg

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Jan 12, 2010
10:53 am

#14 Fo5ter :

Cafeful= When the cafe is full and you must proceed cautiously.

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Jan 12, 2010
10:55 am

#15 Sculptor69 :

That needs to be an avatar, Fo5ster. It says SO much, but SO innocently. Ha!

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Jan 12, 2010
11:02 am

#16 palJacky :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 12, 2010
11:10 am

#17 twinmama :

Last week, as I was clipping my babes’ nails, a stacked pile of little baby nails fell out of the clippers. They’d gotten wedged in between the cutter part and little screw thingie…

If only I had saved them…I could have sold them as supplies.

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Jan 12, 2010
11:32 am

#18 palJacky :

“”If only I had saved them…I could have sold them as supplies. “”

If you do get any more, send them to me. I’m still doing research.

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Jan 12, 2010
11:35 am

#19 polaroidart :

Oh wow..this is too.damn.funny!

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Jan 12, 2010
11:45 am

#20 tallulah :

hahaha! I have some ‘dog ivory’ in the trash from clipping my pups bear-claws the other day.
Hmmmm…..

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Jan 12, 2010
11:51 am

#21 hoser :

Tallulah same here, we could surely make a mosaic with them

P Mine have both white and black nails The title could be Ebony and Ivory…

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Jan 12, 2010
12:01 pm

#22 Fo5ter :

#4 I’m working on it, thanks for the idea

And

#6 No trip to the African Bush (that sounds so wrong LOL) it was just second-hand* ivory laying round the hiz-ouse.

*Pun intended

Helen, Here’s just a little thank you from me to you (and a shameless plug for my sister’s art):

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/044-1.jpg

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Jan 12, 2010
1:16 pm

#23 Treed :

Hahahahahaha….hands down to you Fo5ter! LMAO…

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Jan 12, 2010
2:01 pm

#24 Skully :

Fo5ter, what are you going to name the cute font you designed? How about Nailvetica White?

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Jan 12, 2010
2:07 pm

#25 Peacocktaco :

Did You see this!?

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/sf/artwork/dust-bunny-art-105862

I guess this is the “gallery” version of the belly button lint bears?

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Jan 12, 2010
2:09 pm

#26 HelenaHandbasket :

Hope the little gnomes are all right, after you cut their talons as they pierced through the skin covering their phalanges and phalanx.

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Jan 12, 2010
2:10 pm

#27 WhimsyMistress :

LOL #20 – Now I’m wondering how much money my vet is making from all the “dog ivory” his techs collect in an average week clipping dog nails… those sneaky, lying money-grubbers! And they have the nerve to charge ME to clip my dog’s nails!

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Jan 12, 2010
4:56 pm

#28 iunifera :

@25: Ok, that is just disgusting. “Dust bunnies” are the carcasses of dust mites. Ewewewewewewewewew!!!!

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Jan 12, 2010
5:22 pm

#29 MaryLeah :

I have a baby….why didnt I think of that!

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Jan 12, 2010
5:31 pm

#30 razberries :

peacocktaco, cool-looking dust bunnies, but yeah pretty gross…i feel an asthma attack coming on just from looking at that stuff!
fo5ter- your gnomes are soooo cute- did you make their hats??

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Jan 12, 2010
5:40 pm

#31 Thistle :

::sneezes::

::bonks head::

::files suit::

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Jan 12, 2010
6:48 pm

#32 Fo5ter :

#24, Skully, I think your suggestion is a great one, but what about Baby Ivory Matisse?

#25 Peacocktaco : What an awesome link! I think that guy is really talented. The home sweet home one cracks me up bc it gives the impression that the owner of this piece would have a dirty home.

#26 HelenaHandbasket, the screaming didn’t last long. Baby ivory is very difficult to cut through.

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Jan 12, 2010
7:04 pm

#33 whatchootalkinboutwillis :

OMG Fo5ter! That “clip-art” looks like it took a lot of work!

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Jan 12, 2010
7:21 pm

#34 Fo5ter :

#33: You, my friend, are very witty! HA! It was a little tricky. When I first went to take a picture of it I dropped the freakin camera right on it and the clips scattered. I almost said, “fruck it,” but thought it was too funny not to do!

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Jan 13, 2010
12:35 pm

#35 ciaohowdy :

Dear Mr. Fo5ter:
am intrested in purchasin yr exprressive art piece for the sum of $500. will mail u a cashier’s check at wich time I will also suppply u with an address to mail the item too.

I onlee rekwire yr bank accnt #, social security # and home address to send the check too.

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Jan 14, 2010
8:59 am

#36 Fo5ter :

LMMFAO! Good one, ciaohowdy! I could so use that money… to donate to the children in Haiti.

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