Baby Ivory
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January 12, 2010 at 10:20 am
Oh snap! *blushes*
January 12, 2010 at 10:23 am
Damn that’s beautiful!
January 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
hahahahahaaaaaa!
January 12, 2010 at 10:27 am
You rock, Fo5ter! I’d love to see what you can make with an aspirator.
January 12, 2010 at 10:28 am
Bless. Cute little baby toenails.
January 12, 2010 at 10:31 am
Fo5ter – Did you carve this beauty out of human ivory, or did you travel to the African Bush for an elephant hunting expedition?
January 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
It’s only right that the true makers of the Baby Ivory get a tip of the hat:
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/050.jpg
and
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/012-5.jpg
*tips gnome hat*
Most of the Baby Ivory came from the littlest-little one. When I fell short a few letters I realized that I hadn’t vacuumed after clipping my little-older child’s nails yesterday. Who needs to vacuum when there’s so much to mock on regretsy?! Say what!
January 12, 2010 at 10:43 am
It is soooooooooooooooooo much cuter then dirty old nails that have been attached to dirty old hands and have been put God knows where.
January 12, 2010 at 10:43 am
#7 Way cuter than garden gnomes!
What a hilarious take on “say what”
January 12, 2010 at 10:43 am
My, what cute gnomes you have!
January 12, 2010 at 10:45 am
I love the look on her face and the one finger to show us- yah those are my nails…see.
Hers is so cute about it.
January 12, 2010 at 10:50 am
@ #7 Fo5ter – OMGawd, you are hysterical, and so are your gnomes. I bet *right now* you have them slaving away their Renaissance magic in your garden and creating whimsical items that you can sell on Etsy.
January 12, 2010 at 10:52 am
#11, RCB,
Be cafeful what you wish for:
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/LucyBird.jpg
January 12, 2010 at 10:53 am
Cafeful= When the cafe is full and you must proceed cautiously.
January 12, 2010 at 10:55 am
That needs to be an avatar, Fo5ster. It says SO much, but SO innocently. Ha!
January 12, 2010 at 11:02 am
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January 12, 2010 at 11:10 am
Last week, as I was clipping my babes’ nails, a stacked pile of little baby nails fell out of the clippers. They’d gotten wedged in between the cutter part and little screw thingie…
If only I had saved them…I could have sold them as supplies.
January 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
“”If only I had saved them…I could have sold them as supplies. “”
If you do get any more, send them to me. I’m still doing research.
January 12, 2010 at 11:35 am
Oh wow..this is too.damn.funny!
January 12, 2010 at 11:45 am
hahaha! I have some ‘dog ivory’ in the trash from clipping my pups bear-claws the other day.
Hmmmm…..
January 12, 2010 at 11:51 am
Tallulah same here, we could surely make a mosaic with them
P Mine have both white and black nails The title could be Ebony and Ivory…
January 12, 2010 at 12:01 pm
#4 I’m working on it, thanks for the idea
And
#6 No trip to the African Bush (that sounds so wrong LOL) it was just second-hand* ivory laying round the hiz-ouse.
*Pun intended
Helen, Here’s just a little thank you from me to you (and a shameless plug for my sister’s art):
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/dlm305/044-1.jpg
January 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Hahahahahaha….hands down to you Fo5ter! LMAO…
January 12, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Fo5ter, what are you going to name the cute font you designed? How about Nailvetica White?
January 12, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Did You see this!?
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/sf/artwork/dust-bunny-art-105862
I guess this is the “gallery” version of the belly button lint bears?
January 12, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Hope the little gnomes are all right, after you cut their talons as they pierced through the skin covering their phalanges and phalanx.
January 12, 2010 at 2:10 pm
LOL #20 – Now I’m wondering how much money my vet is making from all the “dog ivory” his techs collect in an average week clipping dog nails… those sneaky, lying money-grubbers! And they have the nerve to charge ME to clip my dog’s nails!
January 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm
@25: Ok, that is just disgusting. “Dust bunnies” are the carcasses of dust mites. Ewewewewewewewewew!!!!
January 12, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I have a baby….why didnt I think of that!
January 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm
peacocktaco, cool-looking dust bunnies, but yeah pretty gross…i feel an asthma attack coming on just from looking at that stuff!
fo5ter- your gnomes are soooo cute- did you make their hats??
January 12, 2010 at 5:40 pm
::sneezes::
::bonks head::
::files suit::
January 12, 2010 at 6:48 pm
#24, Skully, I think your suggestion is a great one, but what about Baby Ivory Matisse?
#25 Peacocktaco : What an awesome link! I think that guy is really talented. The home sweet home one cracks me up bc it gives the impression that the owner of this piece would have a dirty home.
#26 HelenaHandbasket, the screaming didn’t last long. Baby ivory is very difficult to cut through.
January 12, 2010 at 7:04 pm
OMG Fo5ter! That “clip-art” looks like it took a lot of work!
January 12, 2010 at 7:21 pm
#33: You, my friend, are very witty! HA! It was a little tricky. When I first went to take a picture of it I dropped the freakin camera right on it and the clips scattered. I almost said, “fruck it,” but thought it was too funny not to do!
January 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
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January 14, 2010 at 8:59 am
LMMFAO! Good one, ciaohowdy! I could so use that money… to donate to the children in Haiti.