Comments on: Beyonce What

By: FreshFruit

FreshFruit — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:09:10 +0000

WHY in the hell is there a fracking *rope* around Beyonce’s neck? Also: Lamprey vagina mouth is crazy creepy.

By: VoteAudrey

VoteAudrey — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:02:59 +0000

I don’t know what’s better the “I tried,” or “shoulda put a face on it.” Classic.

By: kent

kent — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:58:54 +0000

I would encourage you to start with someone and something easier to mold ….perhaps Rosie O’Donnell made from things you could have your young pals pick up in public restrooms.Or you could just keep using stuff you make in your own bathroom.

By: WhimsyMistress

WhimsyMistress — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:22:08 +0000

#73- you made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

skully – priceless, as always. AND.. any thread that can get from Beyonce to an Iggy Pop Lust for Life reference is a great thread indeed.

By: Ninna2

Ninna2 — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:27:31 +0000

Trying to make it look like Beyonce – $45.00
Actually looking like Beyonce – Priceless.

By: YippySkippy

YippySkippy — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:23:43 +0000

How does Beyonce sing with a tracheotomy?

By: Skully

Skully — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:13:59 +0000

@#81 Thistle: LOL!

By: Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina

Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:57:53 +0000

wtf is that

By: Thistle

Thistle — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:48:15 +0000

yo skully, i’m really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the beyonce doll has the biggest ass of all time! OF ALL TIME!

+17

By: BettyMachete

BettyMachete — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:17:39 +0000

Oh my God, Skully~ LUV that Roller Derby plate. Kinda reminds me what I look like in the roller rink. Thank you!!
OH and Wilma- I recall you had baby chicks at Easter time…Shoulda tried it then. You can do Skully’s tricks on my teenagers? They will do any dare for M&M’s

By: Wilma Fingerdoo

Wilma Fingerdoo — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:59:19 +0000

Sorry to hear, Skully.

Nothing’s worse than a cranky chicken daughter.

By: Skully

Skully — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:48:40 +0000

Wilma, I tried it on our daughter, didn’t work, just made her crankier.

By: Wilma Fingerdoo

Wilma Fingerdoo — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:44:53 +0000

Damn, Skully,
If only I had some chickens lying around this funny farm I’d try it out right now. I BELIEVE.
Does it work on small children, say toddlers, too?

+11

By: Skully

Skully — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:41:01 +0000

@#71 Wilma: You know how to hypnotize a chicken?

A. Lightly push its beak to the ground, then draw a straight line in the dirt from its beak outward.

B. Push its head under its wing, rock it back and forth, then place it gently on the ground.

The chicken will sit motionless until you clap your hands. I shit you not.

By: Skully

Skully — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:34:24 +0000

@#70 Betty Machete: Gotta love Iggy – I’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm…

This is for you:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24809043&ref=sr_gallery_21&&ga_search_query=roller+derby&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title