#1 Where I come from, if they start spitting crafts out like this we usually send them to the Nut House and then have somebody pick ‘em up every Sunday and Jesus will save them from themselves.
As the woman selling this mentions ‘intricate’ i have to say this is A VERY INTRICATE jondiced version of lada gaga/mermaid legless pin cussion/voodoo doll.
Holy shit.
Someone bought it.
If only she had somehow incorporated a tampon.
But then, I had to check and see what the other “Lagy Gaga” doll was — you know, since this is the “second.”
I am going to buy up all of these things and then film an animated video parody of a lady Gaga video and then Star Wars RotJ and make a fortune on youtube!
You know what would be funny? If people from etsy are so mad about this site that they have pooled their money together and they have agreed to buy anything that is featured on this site to “show” us.
I’m a little suspicious because it sold so quickly…
This reminds me of the crap my poor, aging mother used to crochet. Once everybody in the family had a bottle of Tabasco in a crocheted sombrero and serape, she started making doorknob covers and clothes for rolls of toilet paper. Too bad Regretsy wasn’t around then – she’s have been a star. The Amy Winehouse doll looks just like a “poodle” my mother crocheted without a snout – just stitched Xs for eyes and nose. I laughed hysterically every time I looked at it.
The funny part is if you put all this woman’s crocheted bullshit in a box and it was lost for 100 years and opened up the people would be like wtf are these corchet little turds ? They are useless lets use them as tampons.
#7 A Lady Gaga tampon cozy would be pretty cool. Other neat ideas:
-Amy Winehouse Monistat dispenser
-Tori Spelling implant warmer
-Oprah bunion decals (first ten buyers get a free Stedman Graham ball carrier)
Sorry chaps but, lady gaga aside, I think these are fantastic. And I’d totally buy a bottle of tabasco in a crochet sombrero (I’m off to google a pattern now…)
#13 studiorose, now you’re making me cry, because I don’t have one of those tabasco bottles any more. They were pretty cute, actually. #14, I just googled and found a crocheted pattern for it. Maybe you could make me one?
#16 Fae, I was just thinking they all look like little poos. That said, I think they’re kind of cute too. Maybe not so much Lady Gaga or Amy Winehouse…
And this panda looks pissed! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34013667
I actually kinda like these… they are cute. I am not sure I would have bought it myself but It would put a smile on my face if It were given to me as a gift… yeah I am a Lady Gaga fan.
I like how the seller put a picture of the real Lady Gaga right after all the pictures of her doll, so you could see exactly how much her doll doesn’t look like Lady Gaga at all.
Who knew there was a market for “crotched” Slave Leias? I go to Comic Con every year and I was actually thinking of all the people I’ve seen dressed as her. Maybe I’ll buy a crotched version to take with me this year.
#13 cratz :
This reminds me of the crap my poor, aging mother used to crochet. The Amy Winehouse doll looks just like a “poodle” my mother crocheted without a snout – just stitched Xs for eyes and nose. I laughed hysterically every time I looked at it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ws it supposed to be a dead poodle or just passed out drunk?
It looks to me like a Lady Gag butt plug. Tho the Wolverine one is adorable.
OT – What’s with all the similar monster Gravatars (see above comments)? Am I missing a secret Regretsy thing? I’ve been on this site pretty much from the beginning and I just noticed them popping up all over now….?
My first thought was that they needed limbs. But now I think I am able to appreciate them for what they are. I mean, I’m still trying to work out exactly what they are, but I’m pretty sure I appreciate them for…whatever.
these are funny/cute…i think ms. gaga looks like one of those marshmallow chick things at easter though.
and wtf is right about the winehouse one…LOL
but they are very humorous and entertaining…think she’ll have a following like our friend at pomegranate w/ the donkeys…
Maybe I should advertise them as tampon dolls?
I’m the seller/insane person behind the Lady Gaga dolls. I love everyone’s comments, especially the one’s about tampons and dildos.
When I originally made this, a friend asked me “Did you crochet a penis for the doll too?”
part of me wants to say something about dry humping razorblades while dressed in latex underwear but this looks like what would happen if those little lego people mated with a glo worm!
Oh poo, we’ve been called out by #59, Tattcat. I don’t DISLIKE, for the record! G-ddamn as close to the outfit as possible with those materials! On the fence about being an LG fan, but that is certainly representative of your still!
My husband thought I was crazy when I showed him this website
“You *like* that they’re making fun of you?”
I’m laughing so hard at every comment.
@ #66 I don’t take any offense to anything anyone is saying. A lot of people have said I have too much time on my hands, which is probably true.
Believe me, for every crappy doll I put up, there are about 5 dolls where even I go “No one is going to buy this POS”
Tattcat, love that you’re being such a good sport. I actually think the dolls are kind of cute, especially the Star Wars versions. (Any hope you could make sombreros for Tabasco bottles on the side?)
Whether anyone knows it or not, these dolls are a specific type of crochet, called AMIGURUMI, from Japan. You crochet small, egg-shaped dolls, and stylize them.
The Star Wars, Wolverine, and others, are patterns you can buy (there are dozens, if not hundreds available, some but not many online).
Do a Google Images Search, and look at all the shapes out there. It’s wild…
Y’all kill me! You guys are mostly right, who need this? Who wants this? And, yet…
I kinda like her! I had never seen the video, so I had to watch it in order to really get a sense of how well done this is….it is really kinda cute and a good price. (No, *I* did not buy it!)
The only this that is *really* weird for me, is after watching that video, someone thought ‘I’m going to crochet a Lady Gaga’??….
#75 MaddyO
I Googled AMIGURUMI. OMG! I think this handicraft is on par with the donkey rescue lady’s stuff. I don’t need it; but I kind of love it for some strange reason.
January 7, 2010 at 9:33 am
where i come from, you stick pins in this and hope for some bad mojo to visit people you don’t like so much.
January 7, 2010 at 9:38 am
#1 Where I come from, if they start spitting crafts out like this we usually send them to the Nut House and then have somebody pick ‘em up every Sunday and Jesus will save them from themselves.
January 7, 2010 at 9:44 am
OMG! It looks just like her.
gaga gag
January 7, 2010 at 9:45 am
As the woman selling this mentions ‘intricate’ i have to say this is A VERY INTRICATE jondiced version of lada gaga/mermaid legless pin cussion/voodoo doll.
January 7, 2010 at 9:46 am
check out the crocheted Amy Winehouse on her site… sweet baby jesus, why on earth would you feel the need to purchase these?!
January 7, 2010 at 9:48 am
I nominate the seller crochets a mini Vodka cozy and sells it as a pair. Who’s with me?!
January 7, 2010 at 9:49 am
That was fast, it sold already. I really like the Star Wars characters. This is the best Princess Leia in a bikini I’ve ever seen.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=37441668
January 7, 2010 at 9:51 am
Holy shit.
Someone bought it.
If only she had somehow incorporated a tampon.
But then, I had to check and see what the other “Lagy Gaga” doll was — you know, since this is the “second.”
Check out Amy Winehouse
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26735412
Boy, I can’t wait for Katy Perry… or better yet Taylor Swift.
January 7, 2010 at 9:53 am
When I first saw this, I thought it was a keychain to “hide” a tampon in. At least it would be useful if it could.
January 7, 2010 at 9:55 am
I am going to buy up all of these things and then film an animated video parody of a lady Gaga video and then Star Wars RotJ and make a fortune on youtube!
(What? They don’t pay you for that??)
January 7, 2010 at 9:56 am
You know what would be funny? If people from etsy are so mad about this site that they have pooled their money together and they have agreed to buy anything that is featured on this site to “show” us.
I’m a little suspicious because it sold so quickly…
January 7, 2010 at 9:57 am
I would have bought if if only it were made out of Kermit the Frog dolls.
#4- I’m with you on the vodka cozy…
maybe the Amy Winehouse doll for the whiskey cozy?
January 7, 2010 at 10:05 am
This reminds me of the crap my poor, aging mother used to crochet. Once everybody in the family had a bottle of Tabasco in a crocheted sombrero and serape, she started making doorknob covers and clothes for rolls of toilet paper. Too bad Regretsy wasn’t around then – she’s have been a star. The Amy Winehouse doll looks just like a “poodle” my mother crocheted without a snout – just stitched Xs for eyes and nose. I laughed hysterically every time I looked at it.
January 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
The funny part is if you put all this woman’s crocheted bullshit in a box and it was lost for 100 years and opened up the people would be like wtf are these corchet little turds ? They are useless lets use them as tampons.
January 7, 2010 at 10:10 am
#7 A Lady Gaga tampon cozy would be pretty cool. Other neat ideas:
-Amy Winehouse Monistat dispenser
-Tori Spelling implant warmer
-Oprah bunion decals (first ten buyers get a free Stedman Graham ball carrier)
January 7, 2010 at 10:11 am
#11 cratz: a bottle of Tabasco in a sombrero and serape?! ::wipes tear:: OMG, I want one so bad!
::runs off to take “crotching” lessons::
January 7, 2010 at 10:20 am
Sorry chaps but, lady gaga aside, I think these are fantastic. And I’d totally buy a bottle of tabasco in a crochet sombrero (I’m off to google a pattern now…)
January 7, 2010 at 10:25 am
#6 Needs more hair, I’m not seeing it to be honest. And maybe some smack.
January 7, 2010 at 10:29 am
Its the crochet Mr Hanky version of lady gaga.
January 7, 2010 at 10:31 am
I hate to saw it, but Lady Gaga aside, these crocheted items are quite clever.
Would I buy them? nah. But the star wars and other characters are kinda cool.
January 7, 2010 at 10:32 am
Agreed #17 moi. I love that Darth Vader’s helmet comes off. lol.
January 7, 2010 at 10:38 am
#13 studiorose, now you’re making me cry, because I don’t have one of those tabasco bottles any more. They were pretty cute, actually.
January 7, 2010 at 10:38 am
Looks like I’m too late on this one.
But that’s OK…I’m looking for weird guy shit.
Here’s one submission:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=35832704
January 7, 2010 at 10:39 am
#5 sudabaki
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=8043977
January 7, 2010 at 10:45 am
#13 studiorose, now you’re making me cry, because I don’t have one of those tabasco bottles any more. They were pretty cute, actually. #14, I just googled and found a crocheted pattern for it. Maybe you could make me one?
January 7, 2010 at 10:46 am
#16 Fae, I was just thinking they all look like little poos. That said, I think they’re kind of cute too. Maybe not so much Lady Gaga or Amy Winehouse…
And this panda looks pissed!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34013667
January 7, 2010 at 10:47 am
Oops, didn’t mean to post twice. Srry.
January 7, 2010 at 10:50 am
I actually kinda like these… they are cute. I am not sure I would have bought it myself but It would put a smile on my face if It were given to me as a gift… yeah I am a Lady Gaga fan.
January 7, 2010 at 10:56 am
I like how the seller put a picture of the real Lady Gaga right after all the pictures of her doll, so you could see exactly how much her doll doesn’t look like Lady Gaga at all.
January 7, 2010 at 10:56 am
#21 Orlana:
Who knew there was a market for “crotched” Slave Leias? I go to Comic Con every year and I was actually thinking of all the people I’ve seen dressed as her. Maybe I’ll buy a crotched version to take with me this year.
January 7, 2010 at 11:03 am
I’m pretty sure crocheting is illegal in Sicily. I think the Cosa Nostra needs to be contacted about this breach.
January 7, 2010 at 11:08 am
Are we sure thats a doll? It looks kind of like one of those artsy-fartsy vibrator/dildo covers.
January 7, 2010 at 11:12 am
Can you read my nauseated face?
January 7, 2010 at 11:13 am
Will someone please tell me WHY I though it was a B.O.B. cozy? It is time for my next dose?
January 7, 2010 at 11:21 am
This is her SECOND one? Really? So she felt she worked all of the kinks out enough to make another???
January 7, 2010 at 11:24 am
The gnomes are actually really cute: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27708558
January 7, 2010 at 11:26 am
#13 cratz :
This reminds me of the crap my poor, aging mother used to crochet. The Amy Winehouse doll looks just like a “poodle” my mother crocheted without a snout – just stitched Xs for eyes and nose. I laughed hysterically every time I looked at it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ws it supposed to be a dead poodle or just passed out drunk?
January 7, 2010 at 11:32 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=36774271
That Geep ( Goat +Sheep) is kind of cute. But can someone enlighten why it has a wheel on it??
January 7, 2010 at 11:41 am
I LOVE them!! I think they are totally fun!
January 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
Awwwww – I wanted it. Boooooooo.
January 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
I am loving this shop! She makes such adorable yet funny figures. I am debating getting one of her items for hubby. He loves Wolverine!
January 7, 2010 at 11:48 am
Okay, am totally loving on this shop! wants one of each please, it’s nearly my Birthday
January 7, 2010 at 12:17 pm
I want one of Lady Gaga in the red lace Slim Jim outfit!
Okay, not really. But I’d like to see this person’s version of Lady Gaga in the red lace Slim Jim outfit.
The Wolverine one made me chuckle.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36983250
January 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm
#17 – CHAPS sold separately…
January 7, 2010 at 12:38 pm
It’s kinda cute in condom sort of way.
January 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Strange dildos they sell in this store :\
January 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm
tHESE are even better
since eggs need cozies….
I can see why they sold out. all this crochet talk….
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?ref=pounce&transaction_id=23920157
January 7, 2010 at 12:55 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/gaga.gif
January 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
It looks to me like a Lady Gag butt plug. Tho the Wolverine one is adorable.
OT – What’s with all the similar monster Gravatars (see above comments)? Am I missing a secret Regretsy thing? I’ve been on this site pretty much from the beginning and I just noticed them popping up all over now….?
January 7, 2010 at 2:10 pm
#48 Skully- Ha Ha- good one.
Nice teeth on that Amy Winehouse doll!!!
January 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Hoser, what…you don’t think your eggs get cold in the fridge?? great link, definately had a good giggle
January 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
#49 Efit: I think it was a Christmas present from Helen to all the gravatarless.
January 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I hate Lady Ga-Ga, but this is kinda cute.
January 7, 2010 at 2:48 pm
My first thought was that they needed limbs. But now I think I am able to appreciate them for what they are. I mean, I’m still trying to work out exactly what they are, but I’m pretty sure I appreciate them for…whatever.
January 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm
You know what this Lady Gaga tampon brought to mind?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35668146
January 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
“Crocheted Wolverine”: two words that should never, ever, be used together.
January 7, 2010 at 5:57 pm
who wouldnt want a lady gaga buttplug!
January 7, 2010 at 6:31 pm
these are funny/cute…i think ms. gaga looks like one of those marshmallow chick things at easter though.
and wtf is right about the winehouse one…LOL
but they are very humorous and entertaining…think she’ll have a following like our friend at pomegranate w/ the donkeys…
January 7, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Maybe I should advertise them as tampon dolls?
I’m the seller/insane person behind the Lady Gaga dolls. I love everyone’s comments, especially the one’s about tampons and dildos.
When I originally made this, a friend asked me “Did you crochet a penis for the doll too?”
January 7, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Oooh, a penis would be great
January 7, 2010 at 7:14 pm
#48 Skully: Awesome.
And #55: WTH! Need brain bleach.
January 7, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Oh, come on, #61. Who doesn’t want a Bedazzled Tampon finger puppet?
January 7, 2010 at 7:26 pm
#62: *I* don’t! *Shudders
January 7, 2010 at 7:27 pm
part of me wants to say something about dry humping razorblades while dressed in latex underwear but this looks like what would happen if those little lego people mated with a glo worm!
hooray!! glo worm spawned!
January 7, 2010 at 7:29 pm
#62: I kind of dig the description though, now that I’ve read it. Maybe. Heh.
January 7, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Oh poo, we’ve been called out by #59, Tattcat. I don’t DISLIKE, for the record! G-ddamn as close to the outfit as possible with those materials! On the fence about being an LG fan, but that is certainly representative of your still!
January 7, 2010 at 7:34 pm
More or less. Considering the media.
January 7, 2010 at 7:36 pm
EVEN BETTER!
The Tampon puppet is a USED Tampon!
(The beaded stuff is supposed to be blood)
January 7, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I love Tattcat. The more I do this, the more I value and admire people with humor.
January 7, 2010 at 7:46 pm
glad i am not the ONLY one who saw this and thought “butt plug”
January 7, 2010 at 7:55 pm
I kind of like them also, although culturally not interested in Gaga or Winehouse. Maybe if it were of Screaming Jay Hawkins or Poison Ivy.
And I like Tattcat for having a good sense of humor. Clearly there is some tongue in cheek here.
January 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm
My husband thought I was crazy when I showed him this website
“You *like* that they’re making fun of you?”
I’m laughing so hard at every comment.
@ #66 I don’t take any offense to anything anyone is saying. A lot of people have said I have too much time on my hands, which is probably true.
Believe me, for every crappy doll I put up, there are about 5 dolls where even I go “No one is going to buy this POS”
January 7, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Tattcat, love that you’re being such a good sport. I actually think the dolls are kind of cute, especially the Star Wars versions. (Any hope you could make sombreros for Tabasco bottles on the side?)
January 8, 2010 at 5:54 am
#72: Good on ya, Tattcat.
January 8, 2010 at 7:55 am
Whether anyone knows it or not, these dolls are a specific type of crochet, called AMIGURUMI, from Japan. You crochet small, egg-shaped dolls, and stylize them.
The Star Wars, Wolverine, and others, are patterns you can buy (there are dozens, if not hundreds available, some but not many online).
Do a Google Images Search, and look at all the shapes out there. It’s wild…
January 8, 2010 at 7:56 am
Y’all kill me! You guys are mostly right, who need this? Who wants this? And, yet…
I kinda like her! I had never seen the video, so I had to watch it in order to really get a sense of how well done this is….it is really kinda cute and a good price. (No, *I* did not buy it!)
The only this that is *really* weird for me, is after watching that video, someone thought ‘I’m going to crochet a Lady Gaga’??….
January 8, 2010 at 8:13 am
While the market for Tabasco Sombreros is “hot,” there is a lovely little set on E-bay…
http://cgi.ebay.com/Crocheted-Tabasco-Hot-Sauce-Bottle-Cover-Kitchen_W0QQitemZ140371813882QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item20aecfe5fa
Maybe it’s a trend whose time has come again…
January 8, 2010 at 8:20 am
It’s so bad I love it!
January 8, 2010 at 10:14 am
#75 MaddyO
I Googled AMIGURUMI. OMG! I think this handicraft is on par with the donkey rescue lady’s stuff. I don’t need it; but I kind of love it for some strange reason.
January 8, 2010 at 3:35 pm
http://www.warlockvideoz.com/The_Brady_Brides.html?gclid=CNvepPH5lZ8CFQNSagod4kW8Zw
A big problem is that it could be almost any bride. Take a look maybe not Cindy, but Jan and Marcia yes.
January 9, 2010 at 8:57 am
Lady who?
Gaga…? that’s what I call my grandmother.
January 9, 2010 at 4:36 pm
yes, it looks like a crocheted tampon… but I actually thought this girl was trying to hide her large collection of dildos under those things
June 20, 2011 at 1:08 am
Well if she could shrink this by another inch or so, it would make a pretty cute key chain charm.