That is actually NOT how you’re supposed to wear Playtex® Gentle Glide® tampons with 360-degree protection™, but I realize you have to follow your dreams.
If you wore the Sunshine knot scarf with this, would the really big rosette look smaller and the scarf bigger, thus correcting the bad scale of each item?
@moi: I really want to agree with you, but it’s a silk rose turntable on a Hanes Your Way T shirt that looks like it’s been through the bleach wash a couple of times already because it’s see through; If you’re going to make something out of silk whatever, why put it on Walmart sale cotton?
#15 gotme009…I would agree with you also =) but its not a just a walmart T–its a purposely sheer shirt. I have some like that that I really like, although at my age (cough cough) I wear them as layering. =)
Hey, this seller gets props from me for actually knowing how to sew, even if her well-sewn thing on an undershirt will make the top you wear over it look really weird.
Just a thought ~ a $1.99 t-shirt from Wal-Mart does not have ‘otherworldly softness.’ If you want to charge $60 for an embellished shirt, at least start with a quality tee.
Helen, sincerely love your designs! Your use of pattern and color draw the eye inward and makes the gigantic circle appear to be smaller. At least I am laughing at your presentation!
The Elena Tee? Proportion in the overall design would have helped somewhat. I have never really considered coffee filters as clothing before. I think it’s an idea whose time still has not come.
you could always use it as a coaster for your beer when you are fucking her.
there’s room for an ashtray to. Of course, us romantic types never like to take out the cigar.
I’ve got a question for you men who take off your pants during sex. How do you get them over your shoes?
Usually people wear something odd to draw the eye away from bad areas. IS the maker trying to tell us something about her face? “Hey! Go ahead and look at my Tits cause there’s nothing better going on up here.”
I could have used this months ago when I had just started breastfeeding. I’m not joking. This shit would have covered up (and possibly sopped up) my leaky noms.
This item reminds me that I used to employ an older, buxom Administrative Assistant, for whom I had little regard. I would take her for an obligatory lunch on her birthday and other such occasions, and she would seem to require as much linen tucked in to protect her bosom from spills as one might need to construct a banquet tablecloth. More than once, she would exit the restaurant with the bolt of fabric still tucked in, and I said nary a word. Ah….good times!
this is gonna go great with my new authentic paco jeans that come with a knee! and when i smile big with all 3 of my teeth i just know i’ll be the belle of the ball!
Whoaaa …. I’m getting a little uneasy here. Maybe I’ve OD’d on Regretsy. This actually looks kinda cute. It’s a wee tad too tight, but otherwise, I’d wear the darned thing. But then I have a ring in my nose and a white “blaze” in the middle of my forehead, so maybe I’m regrettable.
#30 – there have been 2 Project Runway entries constructed from coffee filters (one of them was actually really pretty, as the designer had dyed the filters a nice color)
i think if the rosette were *much* smaller it could work, and for a much cheaper price, too…
that being said, it reminds me of those toilet paper wedding gown contest things.
iscreamuscream- fab photoshopping. LOL
how the heck did you post the picture in the forum?
ok it took this joke of a tee shirt to get me to register here so I could comment. These is no way a Hot Otherwold Woman like Elena Michaels (The only female werewolf) would ever wear this shirt. Clay would laugh his ass off.
I like the Chinette touch too. I’m imagining a very weird restaurant where they staff contortionists to act as tables. Raz, hehe…I think that was an editorial decision–thanks HK!
January 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm
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January 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Perhaps on that other world, this would be fashionable. Like juggling baby geese.
January 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm
On which “otherworldly” planet would someone wear a v-neck decorated with coffee filters?
January 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Skully, you read my mind!!
January 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Looks like they level 1 photoshopped that doily on to a American Apparel catalog pic.
January 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I want to see it with giant googly eyes.
January 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm
someone help this poor lady!
she’s being eaten by a rabid doily!
or…
like that scene from alien….the incubus is exploding from her chest cavity out!
either way. she needs somebody with a cape and a secret identity.
January 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm
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January 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm
That is actually NOT how you’re supposed to wear Playtex® Gentle Glide® tampons with 360-degree protection™, but I realize you have to follow your dreams.
January 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm
If you wore the Sunshine knot scarf with this, would the really big rosette look smaller and the scarf bigger, thus correcting the bad scale of each item?
January 5, 2010 at 1:44 pm
This T shirt has gathered 45 hearts!!!!
January 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm
January 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Why do I have the urge to throw a ball in the middle of it??
January 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm
All it needs is a centered vagina.
January 5, 2010 at 1:52 pm
@moi: I really want to agree with you, but it’s a silk rose turntable on a Hanes Your Way T shirt that looks like it’s been through the bleach wash a couple of times already because it’s see through; If you’re going to make something out of silk whatever, why put it on Walmart sale cotton?
January 5, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I would wear the Elena Tee, if that cute, oversized Rosette was spinning.
January 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Wait, is this one of those wedding bibs?? Maybe she’s the bridesmaid.
January 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm
@16 tee hee
Here’s one I don’t get from the seller: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36164354
It’s a pretty concept, nice colours – but WHY are there pins? I don’t want pins in my $60 dollar t shirt.
January 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm
It looks like a giant doily stuck on the front of her shirt. Guess she’s ready for dessert.
January 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm
#15 gotme009…I would agree with you also =) but its not a just a walmart T–its a purposely sheer shirt. I have some like that that I really like, although at my age (cough cough) I wear them as layering. =)
January 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Hey, this seller gets props from me for actually knowing how to sew, even if her well-sewn thing on an undershirt will make the top you wear over it look really weird.
January 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm
If coffee filters aren’t your thing, she has a Reddi Whip shirt…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=37788473
January 5, 2010 at 1:59 pm
#17 WilmaFingerdoo, it could be one of those cute “hats” they make at bridal showers with all the bows? Or she got “pied” with a Lemon Meringue.
January 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I can see this functioning as a cover for your breasts and bra because it’s such a cheaply thin t-shirt that is on the cusp of cheese cloth.
January 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I’m buying this for my grandma – when she’s not wearing it, she can put it under the ceramic cat vase in her curio cabinet.
January 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
ooh…I like the reddiwhip shirt! Off to look at the rest of her shop!
January 5, 2010 at 2:02 pm
$58 for a white T-shirt. Let’s see…..I can buy a pack of 5 for $11………ooops, gotta go! See ya at the bank!!!
January 5, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Right, Betty!
The one’s they make with paper plates. Just tie it around my head with a sunshine knot scarf.
January 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Just a thought ~ a $1.99 t-shirt from Wal-Mart does not have ‘otherworldly softness.’ If you want to charge $60 for an embellished shirt, at least start with a quality tee.
January 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Helen, sincerely love your designs! Your use of pattern and color draw the eye inward and makes the gigantic circle appear to be smaller. At least I am laughing at your presentation!
The Elena Tee? Proportion in the overall design would have helped somewhat. I have never really considered coffee filters as clothing before. I think it’s an idea whose time still has not come.
January 5, 2010 at 2:07 pm
It is there to cover up small boobs. I am not making fun of the etsy seller- just her subconcious.
January 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Good thing it’s all white— if it were multi-colored someone might think you were a walking tissue paper carnival flower.
January 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm
The paper plates are some funny shit.
January 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
The coffee stained shirt is hilarious!
I have to say most of her stuff is pretty good.
January 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
does this remind anyone else of a vagina?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36755316
January 5, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I wonder how that fluffy thing would look on say, one of us more well-endowed gals.
I imagine a disturbing 3-D effect, almost like an optical illusion that makes it look like its waving in a breeze when it really isn’t.
January 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm
@#35- I imagine we’d look like Doily Parton
January 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm
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January 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Well, I think we can go home now. I doubt anyone can top #36. \\golf clap
January 5, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Usually people wear something odd to draw the eye away from bad areas. IS the maker trying to tell us something about her face? “Hey! Go ahead and look at my Tits cause there’s nothing better going on up here.”
January 5, 2010 at 3:07 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35903446
Someone explain to me why you’d want Scherenschnitte on the back of a tee shirt.
January 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm
#22: And the Reddi Whip shirt is available in Cocoa! Now all I need is a scone.
January 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Thanks, Helen! I have been looking for this seller for a while. I am loving the flora tee, no joke.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37788473
January 5, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I could have used this months ago when I had just started breastfeeding. I’m not joking. This shit would have covered up (and possibly sopped up) my leaky noms.
January 5, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I think I’m going to write a book called “The Untalented Idiot’s Guide to Making Crafts.” I’ll start with a chapter on clothing:
Step 1. Buy packages of cheap garments at your local Mallwart-type store. T-shirts, underpants, whatever.
Step 2. Go to local party store or fabric store. Buy a whole bunch of cheap, frilly, cutesy crap and a bottle of glue.
Step 3. Randomly choose one item of clothing and one piece of cutesy crap and glue together.
Step 4. Sell on Etsy for lots…
January 5, 2010 at 3:31 pm
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January 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Oh No! She had a head-on collision with my Grandmothers coffee table!
January 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm
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January 5, 2010 at 4:51 pm
#41 Props for knowing and properly using the word scherenschnitte.
January 5, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Didn’t know Ace of Cakes made Tee shirts, too. All her clothes look like bakery decorations.
January 5, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Hey now, this shirt is perfect formalwear for Playboy bunnies. Just add bowtie and tails…
http://twitpic.com/wuiq6
January 5, 2010 at 5:44 pm
this thing would cover up my tiny boobs!
January 5, 2010 at 7:26 pm
This item reminds me that I used to employ an older, buxom Administrative Assistant, for whom I had little regard. I would take her for an obligatory lunch on her birthday and other such occasions, and she would seem to require as much linen tucked in to protect her bosom from spills as one might need to construct a banquet tablecloth. More than once, she would exit the restaurant with the bolt of fabric still tucked in, and I said nary a word. Ah….good times!
January 5, 2010 at 8:06 pm
I kind of like this Cameo Tee she has. Might look better if it was a little bit smaller, and maybe in an oval, but it’s a nice idea.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35903446
January 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm
this is gonna go great with my new authentic paco jeans that come with a knee! and when i smile big with all 3 of my teeth i just know i’ll be the belle of the ball!
January 6, 2010 at 2:29 am
Helen Killer – you’re awesome!
It comes in both chinet & 7th generation, targeting all demographics!
This seller is regretsy quality & an etsy admin favorite
But seriously, to what occasion do I wear this one?
Is there an adult upscale version of “double dare”?
January 6, 2010 at 2:35 am
Whoaaa …. I’m getting a little uneasy here. Maybe I’ve OD’d on Regretsy. This actually looks kinda cute. It’s a wee tad too tight, but otherwise, I’d wear the darned thing. But then I have a ring in my nose and a white “blaze” in the middle of my forehead, so maybe I’m regrettable.
January 6, 2010 at 5:54 am
#30 – there have been 2 Project Runway entries constructed from coffee filters (one of them was actually really pretty, as the designer had dyed the filters a nice color)
January 6, 2010 at 6:56 am
i think if the rosette were *much* smaller it could work, and for a much cheaper price, too…
that being said, it reminds me of those toilet paper wedding gown contest things.
iscreamuscream- fab photoshopping. LOL
how the heck did you post the picture in the forum?
January 6, 2010 at 7:10 am
Buying a pack of Hanes T-shirts and slapping ruffles on one justifies $58…? How about making your own t-shirt first?
January 6, 2010 at 8:59 am
@ #18 I think the pins are to hold the shirt on the mannequin for photographing and not part of the actual garment. It is cute, though.
Now the tissue/coffee filter/paper plate shirt….yikes!
January 6, 2010 at 11:58 am
ok it took this joke of a tee shirt to get me to register here so I could comment. These is no way a Hot Otherwold Woman like Elena Michaels (The only female werewolf) would ever wear this shirt. Clay would laugh his ass off.
January 6, 2010 at 7:13 pm
I like the Chinette touch too. I’m imagining a very weird restaurant where they staff contortionists to act as tables. Raz, hehe…I think that was an editorial decision–thanks HK!
January 6, 2010 at 7:52 pm
This will revolutionize cleaning.But!Can it absorb as much as a SHAMWOW!!!!,or a Swifter?
January 7, 2010 at 7:03 am
It’s the satellite dish, not the tight shirt, that makes the boobs HD.
January 7, 2010 at 6:22 pm
#64 Kent: Add some Pledge for those extra dusty – hard to clean areas… !!!
To top it off these is this beauty i’m sure she can’t keep in stock :
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25937040