10. SANTA ON A STICK

It takes a special kind of person to look at a shard of rotted wood and see Santa Claus. And that person is drunk.

9. FELT UP

What this lacks in technical proficiency, it more than makes up for in lack of imagination.

8. SMITTEN

Finally, a use for all those gloves you find on the street , besides making Cthulhu dolls.

7. PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM

The perfect accessory for those times when you want to look like you dropped a cream cheese appetizer on your jacket.

6. CLAMMY CLAUS

Craft Tip: Try al dente linguine noodles for a fresh twist on Tinsel!

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOMES WITH CATS

5.THINSPO SANTA

Let Manorexic Santa keep you away from the holiday treats this year! You don’t deserve to eat anyway, you’re disgusting.

4. EXHUMATION CLAUS

Relive family tragedies with a Santa that looks like it was buried with that cousin no one talks about.

3. THE SOD COUPLE

The good news: you get two of them. The bad news: now you have to decide which one to break first.

2. SANTASAURUS

Convo me for the eight tiny pterodactyls

AND THE NUMBER ONE REGRETTABLE SANTA IS . . .

1. KRIS KRAPPLE

Because anything looks like Santa if you put a hat on it

Because today’s featured item just sold, I’m giving you another Christmas treat. And if this one sells – and really, why wouldn’t it – I’ll put up another one.

ADVENT BONUS 1 – SOLD

ADVENT BONUS 2

Well that last one put a damper on things. Thanks a lot, Mormons.

An adorable young lady just sent me a reaction video of her opening a Christmas gift that her friend found on regretsy.

This is what Christmas is all about, people.

Which reminds me, I’ve added a gallery to the site. I’m posting pictures of happy buyers, posing with their fucktastic regretsy finds!

If you’d like to see your big gurning mug up there, send me a picture of you enjoying your precious treasures.