PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1905, gray sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean. In cold wind, she was standing on the cliff, waiting for him. No one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: “She is a mystery, with exotic gracefulness” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror and kill you. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE
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In 1905, a young girl named Jenn was standing on the cliff in a cold wind, sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean, when an insane man killed her with obsessive fragrant and puzzling passion and then hanging her in his closet. Now that you have read this message, she will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet with exotic gracefulness. Repost 3 times to be saved
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PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by a mystery, with exotic gracefulness, obsessive fragrant and puzzling passion underneath the quiet appearance. However, if you don’t post this comment to at least 3 videos, the gray sky will shroud the anxious northern ocean within 2 days. Copy and paste this to be saved
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and a mystery with exotic gracefulness and obsessive fragrant will appear on a cliff!!! its soo weird

Look at this fucking thing. It’s so incredible it’s actually painful. It hurts me to wear it. Even looking at it gives me an ice cream headache.

Speaking of fine craftsmanship, I still need to find the following artists for the book:

A jeweler

A doll or toymaker

A clothing maker

A milliner

A pillow maker

When I said I needed artists for the book, I didn’t just mean painters or illustrators. I also need people to create 3D art that we’ll be photographing.

I’m not necessarily looking for the most technically proficient people, but people who have a strong point of view in their work, and a good sense of humor.

So if you do any of the above, and you’re interested in creating a piece for the book, please contact me, and give me a link to your Etsy store. You will be fully credited in the seller’s guide, you’ll keep the work you produce, you’ll get a copy of the book and you will be paid.*

And by the way, these particular pieces will be presented in the book without commentary.

* A really small amount

THE REGRETSY ALCHEMY FUND

We’ve started a new program over here; The Regretsy Alchemy Fund. Basically, we raise money through sales of Regretsy merchandise, and we pool the profits to hire an Etsy seller to create handmade things for charitable causes.

We did this a few weeks ago with Toys for Tots, and it was a really great experience. So now we’re selling T-shirts on Cafe Press and Zazzle, and when we get up to $200, we’re going to hire at Etsy seller to make knit caps for The Hatbox Foundation. As you can see on the left sidebar, we’re keeping a running total of our Alchemy Fund. And we’re already over the halfway point!

Next time, we’re using an Etsy seller to make the shirts we sell, and then it’ll all just be one recursive, self-referential, post modern clusterfuck.