Wait – the tail is an actual pocket? Well that changes everything! I wasn’t going to spend $80 to look like an idiot, but I need a pocket to keep my fingerless gloves in.

PROTIP: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD DOES NOT HAVE A FOX IN IT

Hail Barbie,
Full of Win,
The Lord is awesome!
Blessed art thou among 11″ fashion dolls,
and blessed is thy Porsche
which is sold separately.
Malibu Barbie,
Sister of Skipper,
play with us now,
and at the hour of 3:00,
when we get home from school.

ZOMG.

How super uniquely awesome is this? I’ll tell you how much – totally! No way you’re going to be able to replicate this look, unless you happen to be a nurse rubbing up against a dirty car.