I feel like I need a shower after looking at these. Though she does make interesting use of the fabric patterns on some of them. There’s one with a fountain spurting, for instance.
Didn’t even notice view in the room until after I returned to Regretsy – I was busy browsing the shop to see all the other pillows. That was the icing on the cake Helen!
View It In a Room is the most amusing thing about this stuff. Some of the items in this shop make me want to cry and not with happiness. Somehow crewel embroidery, toile and pornography should not appear anywhere as a threesome.
First rule of the street: you never know how the shit is going to go down (pun not intended), so you gotta leave your vinyl stilettos on for a quick getaway.
I wish I had seen these earlier, they would have been the perfect romantic anniversary present for my wife. Oh well, have fun tonight Regretsies, see you next year.
“I smell fish” gets a 2/10 thumbs down?
I’m either very alone or you guys are just fucking with me. c’mon talkin horse, david in berkeley, stretch, say something
Skully, you also- Happy New Year, my fellow Regretsians!…I was hoping for a special guest-star appearance on here by HK for New Year’s Eve, alas she prob actually has a life outside of this (unlike myself)…LOL
why does the one guy have what I can only assume is a nipple embroidered on his belly? Is there something my mother or sex ed never told me about the male anatomy? Did I miss the lesson on the belly nipple?
~*~Ironic~*~ and ~*~edgy~*~ applications of traditional art and craft rarely manage to impress me. Ooh, you can stitch a cock! Aren’t you just turning the art world on its head with that?
Back in the day, we didn’t have easy access to porn via the internet, dvd’s, or even magazines, we had to ask our grandma to embroider MFM 3somes on pillow cases.
Having embroidered somewhat detailed nekkid ladies before (on a kick-ass replica of Gram Parson’s Nudie suit my mom and I made for my uncle), I’m actually a little bit appreciative of the work required to *do* that. But then I step back and look at the whole picture and then not so much.
It’s like admiring a magic eye painting made up of tiny adorable puppies and pulling back to realize it’s a giant 3-D cock.
I wonder if she could create some pillows to look great on my Whimsical Slipper Chairs. Ugh. If only I had 200 bucks to spend on pillows. These would be a great sex education tool for my husband. Too bad.
December 31, 2009 at 4:31 pm
OMG!
December 31, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I love the “view in room”!
December 31, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Best “View It In A Room” Ever!!
December 31, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Oh Snap, LMAO! Available at KMart.
December 31, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Ooooh! Their mom is gonna be SO pissed when she sees what they did to those pillows with a Sharpie marker!
December 31, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Why do I get the feeling that there were more ambitious plans for this embroidery?
December 31, 2009 at 4:35 pm
did one of martha’s prison “friends” make that?
December 31, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Wow…too bad I didn’t see this for my MIL for Christmas.
December 31, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Toile? Really?
December 31, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Bwaaaaaahh…I didn’t even see the pillows at the head of the bed! Thanks for a much needed dateless New Year’s Eve laugh.
August 22, 2011 at 9:18 pm
I know what you mean. This was a much needed laugh!
December 31, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I hope those pillow covers are machine washable…or at least stain-resistant!
December 31, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Just a thought, but a naughty toile might do very well – if it was well done.
December 31, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Hee. This is actually pretty awesome. The View in a Room is PRICELESS though.
December 31, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Things they did not teach us in home ec class. Thank God, now that I recall my home ec teacher.
December 31, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Holy crap, those are EMBROIDERED? It looked to me like a black Sharpie was taken to the fabric.
December 31, 2009 at 4:40 pm
“Orgasm,… it’s a good thing!”
December 31, 2009 at 4:40 pm
in that first picture he looks just like butthead from beavis and butthead
December 31, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I feel like I need a shower after looking at these. Though she does make interesting use of the fabric patterns on some of them. There’s one with a fountain spurting, for instance.
December 31, 2009 at 4:48 pm
/unlurk
Did no else think Dirty Pillows was some reference to the movie Carrie?
/relurks
December 31, 2009 at 4:49 pm
What–no “damn dirty ape” pillows?
December 31, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Didn’t even notice view in the room until after I returned to Regretsy – I was busy browsing the shop to see all the other pillows. That was the icing on the cake Helen!
December 31, 2009 at 4:54 pm
View It In a Room is the most amusing thing about this stuff. Some of the items in this shop make me want to cry and not with happiness. Somehow crewel embroidery, toile and pornography should not appear anywhere as a threesome.
December 31, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Now, that’s a Good Thing.
December 31, 2009 at 5:02 pm
WOW! she’s made quite a collection, I wouldn’t mind getting a few to scatter along my bed. Just to remind my husband what we used to do!
December 31, 2009 at 5:17 pm
The ones with the embroidered lips/mouths look like blowup dolls. And check out the one with gold pumps! Classy.
I’m tempted to send this to my boyfriend, asking if he’d like them for our bed. xD
December 31, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Coco knows it’s always a sign of good breeding for a lady of the night to leave her vinyl stilettos on during a three way.
December 31, 2009 at 5:20 pm
or….
First rule of the street: you never know how the shit is going to go down (pun not intended), so you gotta leave your vinyl stilettos on for a quick getaway.
December 31, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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December 31, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Why does the guy on the right have 3 nipples?
And Helen, BEST Room in a View ever!!! ;P LMAO!!
December 31, 2009 at 5:39 pm
even though this one is two girls, all i can see is milli vanilli
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35421801
December 31, 2009 at 5:40 pm
This somehow reminds me of the soup bowls in “The Birdcage” with Robin Williams. They’re horribly, awfully, hysterical!
December 31, 2009 at 5:42 pm
A little scene played out in my head when I saw these.
[Setting: church sewing circle, a gaggle of little old ladies crocheting and embroidering]
“Oh look, Mildred brought her daughter with her today. Sweetie, what are you working on?”
*schindermania flashes them her needlework*
[Can't decide...Could go either way at this point, either nods of approval or paramedics responding to a roomful of ladies passed out from shock.]
December 31, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I would probably buy this pillow if the ‘say what’ guy was embroidered on the bottom right corner.
December 31, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The price is more obscene than the pillow.
December 31, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I’m going to request an overstuffed pillow from her, embroidered with a Ron Jeremy scene.
December 31, 2009 at 7:15 pm
I love the fabric that’s been ruined by poor, dirty embroidery.
December 31, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Brings new meaning to the term “soft porn”.
December 31, 2009 at 7:30 pm
functional, AND educational! Thank you!
December 31, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I wish I had seen these earlier, they would have been the perfect romantic anniversary present for my wife. Oh well, have fun tonight Regretsies, see you next year.
December 31, 2009 at 7:54 pm
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December 31, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Skully, you also- Happy New Year, my fellow Regretsians!…I was hoping for a special guest-star appearance on here by HK for New Year’s Eve, alas she prob actually has a life outside of this (unlike myself)…LOL
December 31, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Love the “View it…” Best ever! Now we all know why Martha is smiling…
When I saw those pillows, two things came to mind:
1) The Kama Sutra at your fingertips…or tips of something.
2) “Pillow Talk” ahem, er, you know. Heh
December 31, 2009 at 8:10 pm
The dots on the balls are bothersome.
December 31, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Hah! I love these! I already bought one a couple months ago. The vintage style toile fabric is the best irony.
December 31, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Great way to kick off the New Year! I am in awe of these and know some weddings coming up…
[/evil grin]
December 31, 2009 at 9:46 pm
why does the one guy have what I can only assume is a nipple embroidered on his belly? Is there something my mother or sex ed never told me about the male anatomy? Did I miss the lesson on the belly nipple?
Holy fuck.
January 1, 2010 at 1:10 am
That would be awesome for anyone who has a cat that likes to hump the blankets.
January 1, 2010 at 2:23 am
(#24)
Is that my husband giving me the thumbs down?!
January 1, 2010 at 5:31 am
#48- it is like an egg fart in a room of a few people- no one will ever claim it
January 1, 2010 at 8:58 am
#19 – That is EXACTLY what I thought.
“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”
January 1, 2010 at 9:00 am
~*~Ironic~*~ and ~*~edgy~*~ applications of traditional art and craft rarely manage to impress me. Ooh, you can stitch a cock! Aren’t you just turning the art world on its head with that?
January 1, 2010 at 9:40 am
Back in the day, we didn’t have easy access to porn via the internet, dvd’s, or even magazines, we had to ask our grandma to embroider MFM 3somes on pillow cases.
January 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm
she chastely left her shoes on, though
January 1, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Having embroidered somewhat detailed nekkid ladies before (on a kick-ass replica of Gram Parson’s Nudie suit my mom and I made for my uncle), I’m actually a little bit appreciative of the work required to *do* that. But then I step back and look at the whole picture and then not so much.
It’s like admiring a magic eye painting made up of tiny adorable puppies and pulling back to realize it’s a giant 3-D cock.
January 1, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I love how the Victorian era characters are living out their lives just as freely in the background, without even offering up a single “Say what?”
January 2, 2010 at 10:05 am
Now, if she would have put this embroidery on those wedding bibs……………..
January 2, 2010 at 1:29 pm
I wonder if Martha has a pattern for it?
January 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm
And, why are some $100 while others are $95?
January 2, 2010 at 5:34 pm
A few of those pillows would go really well with this sofa:
http://bit.ly/vRrqk
January 2, 2010 at 7:43 pm
this would look really nice on grandmas plastic covered couch
January 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm
This is by the armpit hankie guy, isnt it?
January 3, 2010 at 11:45 am
OMG! Hilarious! I have some vintage linens and I can embroyder. hmmmmmm
January 3, 2010 at 12:53 pm
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January 3, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I like how they shilled their own feedback. Isn’t that frowned on at Etsy?
January 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm
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January 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I wonder if she could create some pillows to look great on my Whimsical Slipper Chairs. Ugh. If only I had 200 bucks to spend on pillows. These would be a great sex education tool for my husband. Too bad.
http://www.target.com/Avington-Slipper-Chair-Whimsical/dp/B001QVPLFQ/ref=sc_qi_detaillink
;D
January 3, 2010 at 4:51 pm
A fellow Los Angelino, obviously of the San Fernando Valley species.
“They’re called BREASTS, Mama!”
January 3, 2010 at 9:18 pm
lulz @ the thumbs-downers getting their last hits in before heading off to bed.
better than foreplay!
January 4, 2010 at 6:53 am
#19 Bebinn :
Did no else think Dirty Pillows was some reference to the movie Carrie?
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Thank you… I was trying to remember which psychotic on-screen mother this reminded me of.
January 7, 2010 at 3:06 pm
OMG, I love the room view!
February 10, 2010 at 3:19 am
Say what you want about this seller, but at least her embroidered female character is not neglecting the balls. i hear so many of them do.