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Lord, yes. Just because you CAN run a sewing machine doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

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Or put an owl on it, wearing a mustache. That, at least, would appeal to a certain sect of Etsy.

  +12

Where is the creativity? Where is the craftsmanship?

You could really make something cute and useful if you used your imagination a little.

Here is what I would do. You know those tshirts that make you look like you have an hourglass figure wearing a bikini? Well, I’d make a flesh colored cleavage, use some lace and pearls and sequins and fancy it up, and then suggest the bride could use it as an apron after the wedding.

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This is perfect for those wedding receptions up to the Golden Corral in Bumfuck, Alabama.

  +11

My sister’s wedding reception was catered by a local BBQ place. It was fantastic food but ribs are messy…lucky for my sister, they had these amazing devices called NAPKINS that she was able to use to protect her dress. Cotton protects better than “satin like” material, anyway.

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the tension on their sewing machine.

Seriously, the seams are all bunchy, they shouldn’t be. And for fuck’s sake: iron the god damned thing if it’s supposed to be worn at a wedding.
Where’s the Craftsmanship?

  +18

after reading the item description: my sister got married, she & her groom danced down the aisle to ZZTop’s “sharp dressed man” (they both watch pro wrestling & that was the Fantastic’s theme song…) anyway, in spite of that, my sister the Actuarial accountant & her husband, the Astronomy Prof, did NOT feel the need to smear cake on each other like participants on the Jerry Springer show.

I guess we can take comfort in that it’s ONLY $15.00, although someone really could have adjusted…

  +4

I guess it’s for those brides who really dig into their reception dinner.

I demurely tucked a napkin into my neckline instead. Silly me!

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  -25

perhaps its for the wedding night…..ow! not in the eye, not in the eye!

  +13

Haven’t we taken a wrong turn somewhere down this road? We have left Luxe Leggings and their credibility problem and the stained jeans behind and arrived at an item designed to prevent stains. This doesn’t feel right, HK.

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  -6

Gee, I should get in on the soiled diaper/baby shower market before this takes off!

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