Baste Man
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I think every bride wants to be photographed in a bib at her reception. It’s like a fairy tale; the Princess and the Baby Back Ribs. Then at the end of the night, you can gather your bridesmaids around and throw a bucket of cole slaw.
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seriously. if you’re not old enough to enjoy your reception dinner and NOT ruin your dress/tux, perhaps there are some age of consent laws that need to come into question.
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It doesn’t stand out at all against the cream lace wedding gown….
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ha! love it.
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1:50 pm
That said…
This wouldn’t have helped at my wedding when my spouse and I decided to do the “mature” thing and have a cake fight.
We needed a tarp. Too bad they didn’t sell “satin-like” tarps 23 years ago.
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Nope. Vomit-inducing.
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2:07 pm
nothing says “patriotism” like letting your LIL ONE spit up all over the Marine Corps emblem and/or some 9/11 symbolism. classy.
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2:35 pm
“Where everything we do is soso.”
Hey…I didn’t name it- sophie did.
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3:34 pm
I asked for a bib for my wedding dinner.
But I’m known far and wide for dropping food on myself. I was not about to stain the living crap out of my expensive dress, so the reception hall had a funny plastic lobster-style bib that said Bride on it.
All that said… who the hell would want to pass on or recieve a used bib?!
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5:45 pm
I agree…sounds like it’s for someone who needs adult bridal diapers too.
I guess it’s for those brides who really dig into their reception dinner.
I demurely tucked a napkin into my neckline instead. Silly me!
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11:03 pm
after reading the item description: my sister got married, she & her groom danced down the aisle to ZZTop’s “sharp dressed man” (they both watch pro wrestling & that was the Fantastic’s theme song…) anyway, in spite of that, my sister the Actuarial accountant & her husband, the Astronomy Prof, did NOT feel the need to smear cake on each other like participants on the Jerry Springer show.
I guess we can take comfort in that it’s ONLY $15.00, although someone really could have adjusted…
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11:05 pm
Seriously, the seams are all bunchy, they shouldn’t be. And for fuck’s sake: iron the god damned thing if it’s supposed to be worn at a wedding.
Where’s the Craftsmanship?
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10:02 am
You know, great concept, execution….not so much.
Where is the creativity? Where is the craftsmanship?
You could really make something cute and useful if you used your imagination a little.
Here is what I would do. You know those tshirts that make you look like you have an hourglass figure wearing a bikini? Well, I’d make a flesh colored cleavage, use some lace and pearls and sequins and fancy it up, and then suggest the bride could use it as an apron after the wedding.
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3:21 pm
“someone really could have adjusted… the tension on their sewing machine. Seriously, the seams are all bunchy, they shouldn’t be.”
Lord, yes. Just because you CAN run a sewing machine doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
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6:17 am
I think she misspelled a word in her description… i don’t think she meant “give it to another bride as something OLD”. I think she meant “give to another bride as something ODD.”
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4:12 pm
kitty, I think you’re onto something there. In fact, she could also be giving this soiled bib to her as “something MOLD.”
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