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Bananas – NSFW

Posted by Helen Killer

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Dec 28, 2009
4:32 pm

#1 martini :

Damn dirty apes…

Rate this comment: +78

Dec 28, 2009
4:35 pm

#2 carecaribou :

Okay. Best “view it in a room” Ever.

Srsly.

Rate this comment: +32

Dec 28, 2009
4:37 pm

#3 DeeBauchery :

I think she wants more than that banana.

Rate this comment: +16

Dec 28, 2009
4:37 pm

#4 David Gerard :

They finally did it. The fools, those damn fools!

Rate this comment: +22

Dec 28, 2009
4:41 pm

#5 HermesGoddess :

Is it just me or does that ape woman thing look a lot like Lady Gaga?

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 28, 2009
4:42 pm

#6 Fae :

Charlton Heston is like a cravat and captains hat short of a Hugh Hefner in that photo.

Rate this comment: +42

Dec 28, 2009
4:44 pm

#7 Sculptor69 :

hrmmmm. as a pin-up sculptor, that’s not half bad. unfortunately, it means it’s also not half good.

Rate this comment: +35

Dec 28, 2009
4:49 pm

#8 the mongoose :

The small one of the Taylor-Zira makeout is awesome. Almost missed it.

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 28, 2009
4:53 pm

#9 NinjaGato :

This could only be made better if it were a velvet painting

Rate this comment: +36

Dec 28, 2009
4:59 pm

#10 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

*sing song voice* Who wears short shorts? Love how they match the heels AND the banana.

And the Zira / Taylor kiss rocks.

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 28, 2009
5:13 pm

#11 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I… I don’t remember this in the DVD extras…

Rate this comment: +33

Dec 28, 2009
5:17 pm

#12 HelenaHandbasket :

I saw a lady in Tiajuana once who did a trick like that with a banana, but it involved a zonkey.

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 28, 2009
5:35 pm

#13 Frankenkitty :

Once you go primate…

I have one of her dolls.

Rate this comment: +15

Dec 28, 2009
5:36 pm

#14 razberries :

hey check out this gal’s favorites, helen-she actually has some regretsy-worthy choices, like the puking ET, and the Michael Jackson on velvet!

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 28, 2009
5:36 pm

#15 razberries :

oh sorry, all, here is the link to her faves for your convenience-
http://www.etsy.com/favorite_listings_public.php?user_id=5998569

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 28, 2009
5:38 pm

#16 IscreamUscream :

Another view–in Room 237:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/4224126874_3a51031a36_o.jpg

This movie is such a great setting for weird stuff.

“Mr. Hallorann. What is in Room 237?
Nothin’. There ain’t nothin’ in Room 237. But you ain’t got no business goin’ in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out.”

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 28, 2009
5:46 pm

#17 NinjaGato :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34013196

How is this a cat butt?
It looks more like a McDonalds Apple Pie

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 28, 2009
5:49 pm

#18 razberries :

#15, IscreamUscream- that was MINT…LOLLL
that scene in the shining ALWAYS creeped the shit outta me…hahaha

fyi, i kept looking in this seller’s favorites…this other seller is a riot
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37403693

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 28, 2009
5:54 pm

#19 wonderlucky :

The smirk on Heston’s face says it all.

Oh yeahhhhhh.

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 28, 2009
6:00 pm

#20 IscreamUscream :

That’s Heston? LMAO…well done!

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 28, 2009
6:02 pm

#21 NinjaGato :

17- Razberries: that seller needs to be added to a “worlds most awesome etsy seller” list

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 28, 2009
6:03 pm

#22 Stretch65 :

Banana peel heels – NICE TOUCH !!

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 28, 2009
6:10 pm

#23 sunshynegrll :

Geez, has she got hairy armpits!

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 28, 2009
6:19 pm

#24 aliciak80 :

Paula Abdul is lookin’ good!

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 28, 2009
6:20 pm

#25 MajorDanger :

Hubba hubba!

They can have my banana when they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers!

Rate this comment: +16

Dec 28, 2009
6:31 pm

#26 Monstera_deliciosa :

There’s the proof that the nature of monkey was irrepressible.

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 28, 2009
6:35 pm

#27 palJacky :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -23

Dec 28, 2009
7:01 pm

#28 lucyv :

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z
No you’ll never make a monkey out of me!

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 28, 2009
7:11 pm

#29 NinjaGato :

What’s up with the little alien bug cartooney avatars? Did I miss something?

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 28, 2009
7:18 pm

#30 razberries :

ninjagato, they were an Xmas miracle..LOL
think that HK put them on there for all those who didn’t have one. cool huh?

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 28, 2009
7:34 pm

#31 aroseisarose :

“It’s a mad house! A mad house!” And I’m loving it!

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 28, 2009
8:39 pm

#32 Rob T Firefly :

In “Escape from the Planet of the Apes” Zira clearly states that she loathes bananas.

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 28, 2009
9:34 pm

#33 sheltiepitbullfun :

Catbutt wallet didn’t strike me as terribly odd compared to this other gem from the same seller:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34013708

Her and Zira could make a killing at the State Fair freak show!

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 28, 2009
9:43 pm

#34 Skully :

I have a sudden craving for a banana milkshake…

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 28, 2009
10:00 pm

#35 sticksandtunes :

The only way the “View in a Room” could possibly be more perfect would be if there were a gun rack in the room.

Rate this comment: +20

Dec 29, 2009
12:02 am

#36 The Blue Kraken :

wow i thought when someone told me what Yerf was I had seen everything that could surprise or disturb me. admittedly this could be more discussing but.. damn who fantasizes about monkeys being sexy? isn’t that… devolving?

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 29, 2009
6:18 am

#37 Dix :

Actually, as pop-art, that’s not too bad. Far better than any of the other paintings that have been featured here. The talent is wasted on the subject matter, though.

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 29, 2009
6:33 am

#38 starrydreams :

The horror…….. (spoken with an Elmer Fudd accent)

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Dec 29, 2009
6:59 am

#39 Thousandaire :

Reminds me of a Zira pin-up that Coop did for a rock concert poster:

http://www.coopstuff.com/products/item/zira_sticker/

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Dec 29, 2009
7:28 am

#40 Thistle :

18: raz, this seller totally rocks: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36920495

his descriptions are almost…almost, mind you…as good as some of ours!

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 29, 2009
7:35 am

#41 Sammy the Goose :

Holy Baboobs, Batman!

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Dec 29, 2009
8:32 am

#42 Skully :

Her milkshake brings all the apes to her tree,
She’s such a slutty chimpanzee.
Damn right, she’s got a nice pair,
You could lick ‘em, if you don’t mind the hair.

Rate this comment: +23

Dec 29, 2009
9:54 am

#43 IscreamUscream :

Skully, lmfao…I’m trying to imagine Heston reading that.

Rate this comment: +2