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Bananas – NSFW

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  1. martini
    December 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Damn dirty apes…

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  2. carecaribou
    December 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Okay. Best “view it in a room” Ever.

    Srsly.

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  3. DeeBauchery
    December 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I think she wants more than that banana.

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  4. David Gerard
    December 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    They finally did it. The fools, those damn fools!

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  5. HermesGoddess
    December 28, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Is it just me or does that ape woman thing look a lot like Lady Gaga?

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  6. Fae
    December 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Charlton Heston is like a cravat and captains hat short of a Hugh Hefner in that photo.

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  7. Sculptor69
    December 28, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    hrmmmm. as a pin-up sculptor, that’s not half bad. unfortunately, it means it’s also not half good.

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  8. the mongoose
    December 28, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    The small one of the Taylor-Zira makeout is awesome. Almost missed it.

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  9. NinjaGato
    December 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    This could only be made better if it were a velvet painting

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  10. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    December 28, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    *sing song voice* Who wears short shorts? Love how they match the heels AND the banana.

    And the Zira / Taylor kiss rocks.

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  11. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    December 28, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    I… I don’t remember this in the DVD extras…

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  12. HelenaHandbasket
    December 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    I saw a lady in Tiajuana once who did a trick like that with a banana, but it involved a zonkey.

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  13. Frankenkitty
    December 28, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Once you go primate…

    I have one of her dolls.

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  14. razberries
    December 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    hey check out this gal’s favorites, helen-she actually has some regretsy-worthy choices, like the puking ET, and the Michael Jackson on velvet!

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  15. razberries
    December 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    oh sorry, all, here is the link to her faves for your convenience-
    http://www.etsy.com/favorite_listings_public.php?user_id=5998569

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  16. IscreamUscream
    December 28, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Another view–in Room 237:

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/4224126874_3a51031a36_o.jpg

    This movie is such a great setting for weird stuff.

    “Mr. Hallorann. What is in Room 237?
    Nothin’. There ain’t nothin’ in Room 237. But you ain’t got no business goin’ in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out.”

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  17. NinjaGato
    December 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34013196

    How is this a cat butt?
    It looks more like a McDonalds Apple Pie

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  18. razberries
    December 28, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    #15, IscreamUscream- that was MINT…LOLLL
    that scene in the shining ALWAYS creeped the shit outta me…hahaha

    fyi, i kept looking in this seller’s favorites…this other seller is a riot
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37403693

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  19. wonderlucky
    December 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    The smirk on Heston’s face says it all.

    Oh yeahhhhhh.

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  20. IscreamUscream
    December 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    That’s Heston? LMAO…well done!

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  21. NinjaGato
    December 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    17- Razberries: that seller needs to be added to a “worlds most awesome etsy seller” list

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  22. Stretch65
    December 28, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Banana peel heels – NICE TOUCH !!

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  23. sunshynegrll
    December 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Geez, has she got hairy armpits!

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  24. aliciak80
    December 28, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Paula Abdul is lookin’ good!

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  25. MajorDanger
    December 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Hubba hubba!

    They can have my banana when they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers!

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  26. Monstera_deliciosa
    December 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    There’s the proof that the nature of monkey was irrepressible.

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  27. palJacky
    December 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  28. lucyv
    December 28, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    From chimpan-a to chimpan-z
    No you’ll never make a monkey out of me!

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  29. NinjaGato
    December 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    What’s up with the little alien bug cartooney avatars? Did I miss something?

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  30. razberries
    December 28, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    ninjagato, they were an Xmas miracle..LOL
    think that HK put them on there for all those who didn’t have one. cool huh?

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  31. aroseisarose
    December 28, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    “It’s a mad house! A mad house!” And I’m loving it!

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  32. Rob T Firefly
    December 28, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    In “Escape from the Planet of the Apes” Zira clearly states that she loathes bananas.

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  33. sheltiepitbullfun
    December 28, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Catbutt wallet didn’t strike me as terribly odd compared to this other gem from the same seller:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34013708

    Her and Zira could make a killing at the State Fair freak show!

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  34. Skully
    December 28, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    I have a sudden craving for a banana milkshake…

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  35. sticksandtunes
    December 28, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    The only way the “View in a Room” could possibly be more perfect would be if there were a gun rack in the room.

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  36. The Blue Kraken
    December 29, 2009 at 12:02 am

    wow i thought when someone told me what Yerf was I had seen everything that could surprise or disturb me. admittedly this could be more discussing but.. damn who fantasizes about monkeys being sexy? isn’t that… devolving?

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  37. Dix
    December 29, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Actually, as pop-art, that’s not too bad. Far better than any of the other paintings that have been featured here. The talent is wasted on the subject matter, though.

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  38. starrydreams
    December 29, 2009 at 6:33 am

    The horror…….. (spoken with an Elmer Fudd accent)

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  39. Thousandaire
    December 29, 2009 at 6:59 am

    Reminds me of a Zira pin-up that Coop did for a rock concert poster:

    http://www.coopstuff.com/products/item/zira_sticker/

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  40. Thistle
    December 29, 2009 at 7:28 am

    18: raz, this seller totally rocks: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36920495

    his descriptions are almost…almost, mind you…as good as some of ours!

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  41. Sammy the Goose
    December 29, 2009 at 7:35 am

    Holy Baboobs, Batman!

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  42. Skully
    December 29, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Her milkshake brings all the apes to her tree,
    She’s such a slutty chimpanzee.
    Damn right, she’s got a nice pair,
    You could lick ‘em, if you don’t mind the hair.

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  43. IscreamUscream
    December 29, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Skully, lmfao…I’m trying to imagine Heston reading that.

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  44. Jea
    December 29, 2009 at 10:02 am

    “I loathe bananas”

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  45. regretmenot
    December 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    He wants to spank that monkey.

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  46. polaroidart
    December 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Actually I like this painting..a lot!

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  47. whimsey
    December 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    When I clicked ‘View it in a Room’ the creepy old dude made my fucking year.

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  48. HomeAlone
    December 31, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Well, it’s not TOO dirty because she only poses nude for her fiance.

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  49. JustJon
    January 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    I think I must have missed the planet of the apes film where Dr. Zira gets into cosplay and dresses up like Faye Valentine on a daily basis.

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  50. Ravyncrow
    January 30, 2010 at 12:25 am

    I believe that “creepy old dude” was Charleton Heston … in his mansion. Awesome View it in a Room!

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