I’d only buy a Breaking Dawn Christmas ornament if it were a recreation of the scene were Edward preforms a C-Section with his teeth. God I hated that book.
The Obama ornaments are a bit cheesy, but I actually like her stuff. It is a bit overpriced though. But replace the eggs with plastic and send them to Hallmark and I bet they’d be a hit.
“holidays, christmas, ornament, patriotic, obama, hope, yes we can, president, democrat, eggshell ”
I don’t know why but something about these tags made me snort… #3 and #5, great minds think alike, 1st thing I thought was Fat Albert?!
I like the penguin in the hot air balloon, he’s cute and the details are nice. The Madonna & the Sacred Heart ones are kind of rad just for the kitsch factor, too.
Sometime back in the olden days, there was a sort of exhibition basketball team call The Harlem Globetrotters. They were so famous, they had a cartoon called (you guessed it) “The Harlem Globetrotters.” Their Xmas special was an all-time classic, and involved a game against the 3 wise men and Baby Jesus.
istillheartbretmichaels
December 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I’m not crazy about this particular one, but I do think this particular person does some pretty cool work. This one is kind of cool. I like the colors. Definitely interesting.
The face looks NOTHING like Obama. Do you suppose that’s why she put “Obama” across the bottom of it in big letters, so we’d know who it was supposed to be?
December 22, 2009 at 9:22 am
I hope she doesn’t make any more of these…
December 22, 2009 at 9:24 am
Urkel gives me HOPE. But where are his glasses?
December 22, 2009 at 9:26 am
Really disappointed the Madonna ornament isn’t wearing the ’59 cadillac bumper brassiere. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29686471
December 22, 2009 at 9:29 am
well now, that just makes him look like one of the fat albert kids….
December 22, 2009 at 9:30 am
How did her husband know Obama was going to be elected back in the 70′s? I’ve got some lottery numbers I’d like to talk to him about…
December 22, 2009 at 9:32 am
#3- curlytopnola- that’s what i though initially, too LOL
December 22, 2009 at 9:32 am
Awesome. I’ll hang it next to my Mmmm Waffles Egg Ornament.
December 22, 2009 at 9:34 am
and of course this seller has to join in on the twilight craze…ugh.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35245303
December 22, 2009 at 9:39 am
I’d only buy a Breaking Dawn Christmas ornament if it were a recreation of the scene were Edward preforms a C-Section with his teeth. God I hated that book.
December 22, 2009 at 9:40 am
Oh, those nutty Birthers! First they said Obama was born in Kenya, now they’re claiming he hatched from an egg!
December 22, 2009 at 9:42 am
The Obama ornaments are a bit cheesy, but I actually like her stuff. It is a bit overpriced though. But replace the eggs with plastic and send them to Hallmark and I bet they’d be a hit.
December 22, 2009 at 9:46 am
for you, curlytopnola..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4206047659/
December 22, 2009 at 9:46 am
“holidays, christmas, ornament, patriotic, obama, hope, yes we can, president, democrat, eggshell ”
I don’t know why but something about these tags made me snort… #3 and #5, great minds think alike, 1st thing I thought was Fat Albert?!
December 22, 2009 at 9:48 am
#10 sbarnes2: Now that you mention it, where did she get the head? It looks like she decapitated Obama Barbie.
December 22, 2009 at 9:48 am
Any guesses on how long it takes for a vagina one to come out?
December 22, 2009 at 9:54 am
Sudabaki, Curly Top Nola, Razberries: You guys are cracking me up! Thanks!
December 22, 2009 at 9:54 am
Drumb and Dummer
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=36369414
December 22, 2009 at 9:55 am
hm. it doesnt look like bob hope to me, but i guess he could have changed over the years.
December 22, 2009 at 9:58 am
@#12 – raz – sweet! bill cosby would be proud and probably give you a jello pudding pop.
uni-piggie hat, nice touch.
December 22, 2009 at 10:03 am
“Hey, hey, hey! Did I do that?”
What a morph. Heh.
December 22, 2009 at 10:05 am
As hope floats–this should be discreetly pitched off a bridge.
#12–that cartoonish face fits in somehow.
December 22, 2009 at 10:10 am
Just because egg ornaments can last since the 1970′s doesn’t mean they should.
December 22, 2009 at 10:12 am
I like the penguin in the hot air balloon, he’s cute and the details are nice. The Madonna & the Sacred Heart ones are kind of rad just for the kitsch factor, too.
But i don’t want ‘em in my house. Oh no.
December 22, 2009 at 10:13 am
#15 megan8607
I thought a vagina might be nice too–She could call it “Horton Hears A Vagoo.”
December 22, 2009 at 10:13 am
Here’s the egg her husband has had since the early 70s. She’s right, it’s held up nicely…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32727039@N02/4206102279/
December 22, 2009 at 10:16 am
Ahhh…nothing gets me into the Christmas spirit like politians.
December 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
@#25 Methuselah: LOL, thanks.
December 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
#16 Skully: Why thank you! You always make me laugh.
December 22, 2009 at 10:22 am
Hm, aren’t Chinese century year old eggs made in a similar manner? They’re quite the delicacy. LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
FYI: They taste like they smell … if you don’t wretch you’ve got a stomach made of iron. These ornaments kinda’ make me feel they same way. ::barf::
December 22, 2009 at 10:28 am
Sometime back in the olden days, there was a sort of exhibition basketball team call The Harlem Globetrotters. They were so famous, they had a cartoon called (you guessed it) “The Harlem Globetrotters.” Their Xmas special was an all-time classic, and involved a game against the 3 wise men and Baby Jesus.
This Obama head looks exactly like Meadowlark.
Or maybe Goose.
But not Curly. Definitely not Curly.
December 22, 2009 at 10:33 am
His grin makes it look like he got caught doing something wrong.
#30- carecaribou: I agree! Definitely not Curly.
#25 Methuselah: You almost made me snort Mountain Dew through my nose. Shame on you!
December 22, 2009 at 10:35 am
I really need to step away from the computer.
http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad96/sudabaki/ObamaBarbieOrnament.jpg
December 22, 2009 at 10:58 am
#15- This comes kind of close- at least the title-
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35257561
I almost thought it said Golden Snatch!!!!
December 22, 2009 at 11:13 am
Her husband must not play with his much.
December 22, 2009 at 11:22 am
@ #10 Skully: Per your hilarious comment – just for you:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32727039@N02/4206984114/
December 22, 2009 at 11:34 am
@#35 Methuselah: Thanks for the Orly ornament, that’s really funny! (I love your lil’ Barry ornament also.)
December 22, 2009 at 11:41 am
#35–omg, that’s soo funny!
December 22, 2009 at 11:51 am
awwww.. The item doesn’t exist
December 22, 2009 at 11:55 am
Why’d she stick Tiger Woods in an ornament?
December 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
Was it an egg? An ornament? Anyone want to describe what the rest of us missed?
December 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
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December 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Yeah–that one is gone; perhaps it sold?
Here’s a “hope-less” version.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=37046682
December 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I have the strangest craving for a Jello Pudding pop now…
December 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Is this overkill?
http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad74/whimsiclefuckery/regretsyObama.jpg
I’m so sorry.
I’ll take the coal in my stocking, and I’ll like it too.
December 22, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Well at least it’s better than this:https://www.chiaobama.com/flare/next
That’s right! It’s an Obama Chia!
December 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I’m not crazy about this particular one, but I do think this particular person does some pretty cool work. This one is kind of cool. I like the colors. Definitely interesting.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35795104
December 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm
The face looks NOTHING like Obama. Do you suppose that’s why she put “Obama” across the bottom of it in big letters, so we’d know who it was supposed to be?
December 22, 2009 at 8:37 pm
What is with the politician themed Christmas ornaments? Is this a common thing in the States or something?
*Tries to imagine Stephen Harper on a Christmas Tree*
Aaagh! The soul-sucking eyes!
December 22, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Do all African American people look the same to this seller? Because this sure doesn’t look like Obama to me.