Hey Helen. You should have posted the pic where this blob is looking towards the left. Now THAT is creepy. This looks like the Kool-Aid Man had a meltdown.
Ok, so she took all that effort to make a scarf and then glued on badly DRAWN felt pieces on for a face? What a way to ruin something that may have been half decent!
I got my husband (who had a stroke when he was 28- he’s now 43) a petri dish full of brain cells. I wanted to get a large red blood cell and cram it into the petri dish with the brain cells, but the kids said that would be in poor taste. The brain cells alone, good taste… with a red blood cell to represent the clot, bad taste.
helen, as your ever-faithful stalker, i must tell you that this guy already debuted at your regretsy fan page on facebook recently…but i suppose we can let it slide this time since you supply at least two doses (or more) of fuckery per day.
but yes it does look like meathead! hahahaha!
Being a lover of ATHF, I know that the theme song states “Meatwad makes the money, see; Meatwad gets the honeys, see” but I don’t see anyone getting any honeys wearing this . . . unless they meat an avid ATHF fan!
I think the seller would have been better off letting the cheshire cat remain invisible
The horror of this misshapen attempt at creativity is lessened somewhat for me by the fact that I once frequented a local coffee bar that was also popular with the guys who voiced Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Meatwad is the one in the middle up there), and they used to come in and order in character to give the staff a laugh. Quality folks all around!
Now, If she made the scarf look more like Meat Wad and knitted in Master Shake and FryLock that scarf would of been sold by now. Copyright infringement or not.
hey ninjagato, i bought the dead fish earrings! perfect for my girlfriend, who works for the EPA….whenever she starts telling me about her job, i say “another dead fish story?”
you give me a thumbs down for buying my gf a christmas present? effing scrooge. i’d like to have a friend of mine pay you a visit, the ghost of christmas-kick-yer-ass.
December 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Hey Helen. You should have posted the pic where this blob is looking towards the left. Now THAT is creepy. This looks like the Kool-Aid Man had a meltdown.
December 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Ahhh, the beauty of mathematics! Perfection!
December 22, 2009 at 4:50 pm
As a huge Alice fan, I can confirm there was heavy drug use in the making of that scarf.
December 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Meatwad FTW!
December 22, 2009 at 4:54 pm
#4, yes! also, i love me some regretsy math.
December 22, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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December 22, 2009 at 4:56 pm
What a waste of good eyelash yarn.
wait…nevermind there is no such thing as good eyelash yarn.
December 22, 2009 at 4:57 pm
It looks like somebody melted Grimace!
December 22, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Yeah..looks NOTHING like the Cheshire Cat.
More like a part of some kind of Halloween costume.
December 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Something just occurred to me. If the point was to make it look like he was coming out of hiding, shouldn’t his face be on a black scarf?
Just sayin’
December 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm
It’s like the Cheshire Cat spit up a hairball.
December 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
It looks like it would slowly strangle you as you wore it.
December 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
A friend of mine is a microbiologist. I could get this for her, tell her it’s an amoeba, and she’d love it.
December 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Now that’s what I call super dee duper. Barney loves you.
December 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm
shit, I will receive exactly what’s in the picture? Who do I pay to keep that from happening?
December 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Love the new math. Not sure I see the Cheshire cat or a scarf, more like a cartoonish shawl.
December 22, 2009 at 5:13 pm
What a waste of perfectly good yarn! Who in their right mind would walk around with this thing on their body? Please. Explain.
December 22, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Ok, so she took all that effort to make a scarf and then glued on badly DRAWN felt pieces on for a face? What a way to ruin something that may have been half decent!
December 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm
hm. if i get everything in the picture then i’ll take the christmas tree, but you can keep everything else.
December 22, 2009 at 5:28 pm
The face of eczema.
December 22, 2009 at 5:29 pm
..or, eczema with a face
December 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Helen
Can you work out the math on how she arrived at $60.00 for this? Cause I just can’t wrap my head around it.
And just on a side note: If yarn is screaming at you, you probably missed a dose of meds.
December 22, 2009 at 5:32 pm
#17- Having worked with that style of yarn in the past I can assure you that that is not good yarn.
December 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm
22- She’s probably trying to cover the cost of the materials, as shitty as that yarn is it’s expensive shit and doesn’t go very far.
December 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm
LOL at the parasite and microbe comments. It obviously wants to bury into your neck and live there.
December 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm
#13- Thousandaire, have you heard of http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
I got my husband (who had a stroke when he was 28- he’s now 43) a petri dish full of brain cells. I wanted to get a large red blood cell and cram it into the petri dish with the brain cells, but the kids said that would be in poor taste. The brain cells alone, good taste… with a red blood cell to represent the clot, bad taste.
Go figure!
December 22, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Or skin rash with a smile. Too bad it only covers one nipple. Included are the mannequin, tree and curtains so it is a pretty good deal.
December 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Nothing can kill the Grimace! o.O
http://sbiefeld.com/Stuff/grimace.jpg
December 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Oh, she only has one in stock! Don’t any of you try to buy this out from under me, I will cut you!
December 22, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Why, hello there. Yes, my left boob IS smiling at you.
December 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
What I get in the picture is exactly what I’ll receive?
Cool! The scarf is fucked, but that dress form will get me through the HOV commuter lane! Awesome!
December 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Lewis Sinclair + “hookah”= Alice in Wonderland
This Knitter/artisan + “hookah”= this scarf.
Totally adds up to me.
December 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm
That yarn is screaming something, alright.
“OH GOD HELP ME I’M BLIND OH GOD NOOO!”
December 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I know I have lots of problems,
but does anyone else think the cheshire cat looks like he is a hairball sitting on the toilet?
Let’s see tim burton out do that.
December 22, 2009 at 6:11 pm
#32 istillheartbretmichaels :
Great regretsy math, except Lewis Carrol wrote Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
December 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm
geez…somebody hated my “Cheshire staph” comment.
Whatever, I still like that one.
December 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
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December 22, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I noticed that too. I just figured the Grimace + Meatwad equation took awhile
December 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm
It’s like Bizarro world, where Boxy Brown is real and Meatwad is his imaginary friend. This is exactly what a drawn-on cardboard box would imagine.
December 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Oh come on…
Tell me that doesn’t look like a mutant rash with a smiley face
December 22, 2009 at 7:29 pm
The Evil Sharpie strikes again to muck up the works.
December 22, 2009 at 7:45 pm
MEATWAD! If only it looked half as good as him.
December 22, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Why is he looking down and smiling? Most ugly scarves wouldn’t gloat, they would politely tell you your zipper is open.
December 22, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Sad,sad childhood it was…
December 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm
how did anyone miss this one?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=25110324
ps. I see a cat in the scarf…just sayin
December 22, 2009 at 9:13 pm
#45 pleasedontpickme- ha! granny panties…nice!
ps- you can?
December 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm
hey check it out she had a baby with Bret Michaels
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36276041
December 22, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Being a lover of ATHF, I know that the theme song states “Meatwad makes the money, see; Meatwad gets the honeys, see” but I don’t see anyone getting any honeys wearing this . . . unless they meat an avid ATHF fan!
I think the seller would have been better off letting the cheshire cat remain invisible
December 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm
“Hey is that Meatwad?”
“No it’s a Cheshire Cat scarf”
“No, I’m pretty sure it’s Meatwad”
December 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm
@#40 Addiosix: You’re right, this looks just like the title character in one of my daughter’s favorite books, “Silly Sally Shingles.”
December 22, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Is it me, or is that scarf leering at the mannequin’s breasts?
December 22, 2009 at 10:05 pm
The horror of this misshapen attempt at creativity is lessened somewhat for me by the fact that I once frequented a local coffee bar that was also popular with the guys who voiced Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Meatwad is the one in the middle up there), and they used to come in and order in character to give the staff a laugh. Quality folks all around!
December 23, 2009 at 4:06 am
Now, If she made the scarf look more like Meat Wad and knitted in Master Shake and FryLock that scarf would of been sold by now. Copyright infringement or not.
December 23, 2009 at 5:51 am
She’s also destashing some fabric — this is “no-whale” corduroy
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29046684
I, too, prefer my corduroy without giant sea mammals.
December 23, 2009 at 6:27 am
for some reason i’d feel better if it had eyeborws…
December 23, 2009 at 6:27 am
oops i meant eyebrows… i need my coffee
December 23, 2009 at 7:22 am
hey ninjagato, i bought the dead fish earrings! perfect for my girlfriend, who works for the EPA….whenever she starts telling me about her job, i say “another dead fish story?”
she will love these!
December 23, 2009 at 8:49 am
#54 “She’s also destashing some fabric — this is “no-whale” corduroy
”
Doesn’t she mean “wale”? By definition, all corduroy has a wale…
December 23, 2009 at 9:29 am
you give me a thumbs down for buying my gf a christmas present? effing scrooge. i’d like to have a friend of mine pay you a visit, the ghost of christmas-kick-yer-ass.
December 23, 2009 at 10:39 am
Look what happens when you let Tim Burton knit…
Alice in Wonderland a new film by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp coming soon to a theatre near you
December 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
ok, this awesome seller hand carried my stuff to the post office today to make sure my gf got it in time for christmas!