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The Regretsy Advent Calendar 12/20

Posted by Helen Killer

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Dec 20, 2009
9:31 am

#1 Jea :

This is exactly how Jesus wants to be remembered.

Rate this comment: +39

Dec 20, 2009
9:32 am

#2 smurfy12b :

Is Jesus licking an ice cream cone?

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Dec 20, 2009
9:34 am

#3 Jea :

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Rate this comment: -8

Dec 20, 2009
9:37 am

#4 NYCrochet :

It’s considered a miracle if you can see Jesus in that.

Rate this comment: +88

Dec 20, 2009
9:39 am

#5 mimiomi :

Okay, I couldn’t even make out where his face was. I had to stare at it for a long time. Some of the other ones in the shop are almost cute, but I’m not sure why Jesus needs to be impaled on a cross. Sad.

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 20, 2009
9:40 am

#6 Frankenkitty :

I didn’t realize Jesus was a collie.

Rate this comment: +62

Dec 20, 2009
9:40 am

#7 Say What :

If you ask me, they look like those little female symbols. We won’t even go into what people will think if you wear two of them to church this week. :-p

Rate this comment: +17

Dec 20, 2009
9:40 am

#8 Jea :

#5 mimiomi she has great pieces. I was checking them out. The cross earrings are just horrible.

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Dec 20, 2009
9:42 am

#9 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Its like those “magic eye” pictures that you have to stare at and you finally see a boat…

Rate this comment: +44

Dec 20, 2009
9:44 am

#10 methuselah :

Why is Lego Jesus sticking out his tongue at me? Well, same to you, Lego Jesus!

Rate this comment: +59

Dec 20, 2009
9:44 am

#11 sudabaki :

These are the opposite of when Jesus appears on toast. Maybe I should make Jesus toast earrings. Don’t anyone steal my ideal!!

Rate this comment: +26

Dec 20, 2009
9:46 am

#12 schinders :

my ears are un-pierced, and i am a jew, so probably not appropriate, but otherwise, i would rock the hell out of those!!

Rate this comment: +25

Dec 20, 2009
9:47 am

#13 DucksNew :

Patty, I can never see the magic pictures. Maybe that’s why I can’t see the Jesus.

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Dec 20, 2009
9:47 am

#14 HelenaHandbasket :

Reborn Jesus! Or, maybe not yet born, cuz his birthday hasn’t passed yet.

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 20, 2009
9:51 am

#15 methuselah :

Oh now I get it – these earrings are supposed to make you cross-eyed! Ha ha! Get it? Cross –

Uhm, I’ll just go stand over here and be quiet now.

Rate this comment: +36

Dec 20, 2009
9:55 am

#16 hammerhead77 :

Sometimes I tried to do portraits of people on my Lite Brite when I was a kid…

Rate this comment: +44

Dec 20, 2009
9:59 am

#17 Jea :

#16 hammerhead77 gets an award for making me laugh out loud. Not the LOL’s I use when I’m slightly amused. But it’s invisible and has no actual value, sorry about that.

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 20, 2009
10:04 am

#18 Skully :

Looks like Jerry Garcia to me.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:11 am

#19 IscreamUscream :

Ascii Jesus–and ye shall receive.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:16 am

#20 Dinah, the Christmas Whore :

I’m somehow seeing Jesus leaning back with his arms behind his head.

Which, for some odd reason I can’t explain for the life of me, makes me think he’s currently on the receiving end of some unholy attention.

That, or he’s wearing an unfortunate mirdle.

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 20, 2009
10:16 am

#21 Danorz :

praise the lord, 8-bit jesus

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Dec 20, 2009
10:16 am

#22 razberries :

THESE are my faves…Jigsaw from the Saw franchise…

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19165706

Rate this comment: +2

Dec 20, 2009
10:18 am

#23 razberries :

hahaha check out the description she gives for the “Saw” earrings…

“I think these earrings are great, My 2 year old hates them He growls at them.”

maybe the kid is growling b/c he is scared shitless of them? just a thought.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:19 am

#24 Dinah, the Christmas Whore :

@Patty, it’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!

/Incredibly terrible joke.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:21 am

#25 IscreamUscream :

LOL…baby humans have an instinctive terror of clowns and mimes.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:30 am

#26 Fangdoc :

It’s the blank zombie eyes that are freaking me out… Jesus is not supposed to rise from the dead THAT way.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:31 am

#27 Frankenkitty :

Some of her stuff is very cute, but I have to admit, those Jesus ones do resemble The Shaggy D.A. Love the seahorse ones though.

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 20, 2009
10:31 am

#28 razberries :

Ok I need another photoshop contest to keep me occupied…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4200172383/

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 20, 2009
10:44 am

#29 nellie29 :

A lot of her stuff is pretty good. One or two regrettable items out of 80 isn’t that bad. The Poo earrings are a little odd, but you now different floats for different boats . . .

Rate this comment: +8

Dec 20, 2009
10:45 am

#30 VincentVanGone :

Honey? Found your keys…

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 20, 2009
10:47 am

#31 grumdrumbly :

Look at those cute little crucifixy arms! And that little pink nose! Wasn’t jesus just adorable? I wish Jesus would return to Earth just so I could keep him as a pet.

Rate this comment: +16

Dec 20, 2009
10:50 am

#32 Skully :

The King of Kings meets the King of Pop (to the tune of “Beat It”):

They’re beaded, beaded, beaded, beaded.
These earrings are what I needed!
Hung up on a cross, that was no fun!
Now Jesus sticks out his lil’ pink tongue.
He’s beaded, beaded,
So beaded, beaded.
He’s beaded, beaded,
So beaded, beaded.

Rate this comment: +52

Dec 20, 2009
10:50 am

#33 kiru :

Oh dear. I just might have to buy them.

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 20, 2009
10:54 am

#34 kiru :

I spoke too soon. These are the real winners:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34331342

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 20, 2009
10:56 am

#35 razberries :

Kiru…lol “my horn can pierce the sky!”

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Dec 20, 2009
10:58 am

#36 Mrs.Vagoo :

What does she have against Christmas? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17789106

I think the chick from Napoleon Dynamite would wear these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36179860

Some are really cute, though, like the dice. Maybe she has multiple personalities? And they both make beaded earrings?

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 20, 2009
10:59 am

#37 grumdrumbly :

I will name him Jewjewbee Poopertons, the miracle-y malamute.

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 20, 2009
11:04 am

#38 Recovering Crack Baby :

My Mammy told me that we can’t see Jesus but he is always there. I think her Mammy told her the same thing, there is no visual Jesus but the seller says Jesus is there.

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 20, 2009
11:04 am

#39 whoanellee :

I know that I haven’t gone to church in a looooong time, but I can’t believe THAT’S the reason why I don’t see Jesus.

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 20, 2009
11:05 am

#40 jeffreyrcarey :

Do they come with the dime?

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 20, 2009
11:07 am

#41 starrydreams :

Skully you crack me up.
I had to stare at them for awhile with one eye closed before I could see Jesus. It looks like he is wearing shades and sticking out his tongue at us. I can almost hear him saying F-You Regretsy!!!

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Dec 20, 2009
11:07 am

#42 methuselah :

@ #35 razberries: Tee hee.

http://www.princessunicorndoll.com/

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Dec 20, 2009
11:08 am

#43 whoanellee :

I think that the lesson to be learned here is that just because you can (make earrings that look like beagles or sunsets) doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 20, 2009
11:09 am

#44 thatdingo :

I knew it was Jesus right away because of the piercing blue eyes and pale skin.

Rate this comment: +29

Dec 20, 2009
11:11 am

#45 saucerville :

I saw Jesus after only 5 minutes of staring. But his zombie/raver eyes scared me, so I had to eat a chocolate santa to calm down. (maybe after Santa shoots Jesus in the head, Jesus comes back as zombie Jesus???)

Rate this comment: +18

Dec 20, 2009
11:16 am

#46 milkshakesthecat :

OH MAN, SO TACKY.

As a beader myself, I skip patterns that make people/animals/things. It’s just odd looking.

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 20, 2009
11:22 am

#47 everydaymama1 :

Look! It’s Jesus in 1980’s Mario Bros Nintendo style!

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Dec 20, 2009
11:29 am

#48 BettyMachete :

Thou must believe in Jesus in order to see Him. Duh!

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Dec 20, 2009
11:50 am

#49 Thistle :

cannot see teh beaded jebus

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 20, 2009
12:04 pm

#50 grumdrumbly :

Why does she have to tell us what to think of shit? It’s not beautiful, and it certainly isn’t stunning. She would be better off selling it short in the title, just to keep our hopes down to an undisappointable level.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18250520

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Dec 20, 2009
12:06 pm

#51 elephantheart :

I never knew Christ had astigmatism.

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 20, 2009
12:09 pm

#52 tabbycat2482 :

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Rate this comment: -3

Dec 20, 2009
12:16 pm

#53 Dynomoose :

Jesus is an ice cream cone?

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 20, 2009
12:26 pm

#54 kiru :

@ #35 razberries: YOU ROCK!

@ #42 methuselah Rocking shall also be bestowed unto you.

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Dec 20, 2009
12:27 pm

#55 kiru :

@ Dynomoose – He’s an ice cream cone on a pogo stick.

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Dec 20, 2009
12:50 pm

#56 Say What :

Hmmm, the poo earrings are far more detailed than the Jesus earrings.

I digress. I’m still trying to figure out if the naughty Santa (#36) is mooning us or peeing on us.

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 20, 2009
1:37 pm

#57 jojo :

The scary thing for me is someone might actually think these would be cute and wear them. Out in public.

Rate this comment: -1

Dec 20, 2009
2:20 pm

#58 TooManyCookbooks :

Alas — all I’m getting is an error message. From the comments, I’m guessing it was something along the lines of these – http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22370864 – perhaps?

Personally, I’m fond of the the terrifying Rasta mimes: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19165706 — like mimes aren’t freaky enough already!

Rate this comment: 0

Dec 20, 2009
2:23 pm

#59 lilprincess :

I get an item not available message.

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Dec 20, 2009
2:33 pm

#60 Helen Killer :

Really? I’m still getting it.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29870660

3375 views

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Dec 20, 2009
2:49 pm

#61 NinjaGato :

Is Jesus sticking his tongue out at anybody else?

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Dec 20, 2009
2:53 pm

#62 saucerville :

Jesus, you cheeky minx! Stop sticking your tounge out at the nice people! They came all this way to worship you and—THAT’S IT MISTER, TIME OUT!

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Dec 20, 2009
3:16 pm

#63 IscreamUscream :

@#60–so that explains why this stuff sells…HK grabs it, LOL.

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Dec 20, 2009
3:30 pm

#64 Ghost Righter :

She says they will last a long time with care. If I don’t care, will they just go away???

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Dec 20, 2009
3:33 pm

#65 Aldie79 :

I’m chucking along with everyone here, but the funny thing is, with the right PR and model (Karen O perhaps?) 70 percent of this seller’s line could probably be sold at Topshop or Opening Ceremony for, like, 10 times the price : )

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 20, 2009
4:10 pm

#66 NinjaGato :

Did anyone notice this gem in the same shop? They remind me of the doll from the Saw movies.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19165706

“I think these earrings are great, My 2 year old hates them He growls at them.”

sad when your 2 year old boy has more discerning taste in jewelry than you do…and YOU’RE a jewelry maker.

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Dec 20, 2009
4:22 pm

#67 NinjaGato :

65- I agree. Though I can see Karen O rocking a pair of vadge earrings. Perhaps Lady Gaga might adopt one of these styles…I can see a whole Mime theme.

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Dec 20, 2009
4:49 pm

#68 Skully :

@#10 Methuselah: Well, since I’ve been laughing at your comment all day:

(To the tune of Mrs. Robinson)

Hey, what’s the deal, Lego Jesus Christ?
Why did you stick out your little tongue?
Just for fun?
Well, same to you, Lego Jesus Christ!
I am rubber and you are the glue!
Woo, woo, woo!
King of Jews!

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Dec 20, 2009
4:52 pm

#69 NinjaGato :

Skully, your songs make me happy.

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 20, 2009
5:05 pm

#70 sbarnes2 :

He’s sticking his tongue out at me!

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Dec 20, 2009
5:18 pm

#71 razberries :

#66, ninja gato, great minds think alike- check out my comments on 22,23, and 28
LOL

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Dec 20, 2009
5:19 pm

#72 steviesegel :

and just to show this seller can make tacky earrings for any religion…

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34191742

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 20, 2009
5:39 pm

#73 Fae :

They look like little houses to me.

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Dec 20, 2009
5:59 pm

#74 Recovering Crack Baby :

Did anyone see the seller posted- “I see you are having fun Regretsy.” in her description. Bah ahahaha

Rate this comment: +17

Dec 20, 2009
6:01 pm

#75 razberries :

#74, Recovering Crack Baby- that is awesome…

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Dec 20, 2009
6:02 pm

#76 Recovering Crack Baby :

fantasybeader- Sign up and come join the fun with us. We are not that bad and we love a good sport!!!!

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 20, 2009
6:28 pm

#77 I-of-the-beholder :

Red face, white beard and sideburns? It’s obviously a cross-eyed, constipated Santa Claus. With a teeny stick-figure body. Unless that brown stripe is the mud vein.

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Dec 20, 2009
6:42 pm

#78 mimiomi :

#8 Jea – Thank you!

#9 Patty… It’s just like that! All of a sudden you see the face of Jesus. Or a boat.

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 20, 2009
6:49 pm

#79 NinjaGato :

#71 razberries :

yay for us! I posted that before I read any other posts and was so proud for coming up with it (I need a life, badly)

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Dec 20, 2009
6:59 pm

#80 IscreamUscream :

“I take pride in my work and spend a great amount of time to make them as perfect as I can, you will see that in my work.”
I would agree–her work shows planning and skill–it does not involve beer bottles and magic markers.

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 20, 2009
7:34 pm

#81 trix :

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Dec 20, 2009
8:35 pm

#82 lilprincess :

Ok, NOW I see it.

That’s clearly a little brown house with snow in front of it and a sidewalk and street.

its some sort of strange, dark man and what is a clearly deformed penis.

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Dec 20, 2009
8:35 pm

#83 lilprincess :

Though, I will tell you, if you cross your eyes and don’t look directly at it, you can kind of see jebus in the bottom picture…

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Dec 20, 2009
8:38 pm

#84 NinjaGato :

Maybe the time going into them is spent mapping out the chart?

I don’t get the nickel reference.

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Dec 20, 2009
8:49 pm

#85 Calophi :

Is it just me, or does “Jesus” look a lot like Hagrid from Harry Potter? o.O

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 20, 2009
9:11 pm

#86 Night Cowl :

Ok, I did not see Jesus in these earrings, rather I saw Yukon Cornelius from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas special.

Rate this comment: +18

Dec 20, 2009
9:20 pm

#87 JustJon :

After looking at those things, and reading most of these comments, maybe she should rename the item “Rorschach earrings”

Rate this comment: +8

Dec 20, 2009
9:37 pm

#88 Skully :

@#41 Starry Dreams: Thanks, you’re jewelry is beautiful, love the turquoise on fire bracelet.

@#69 Ninja Gato: Thanks, I always enjoy your comments as well. I kept thinking about Methuselah’s “Lego Jesus” joke and laughing to myself all day.

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 20, 2009
10:09 pm

#89 Skully :

#88 cont’d.
SD: Should be “…your jewelry…”
NG: I just posted song about the “fun” German hat.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:36 pm

#90 sudabaki :

#89 Skully: Love the song! It’s the perfect little ditty for such a “fun” hat.

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Dec 20, 2009
10:36 pm

#91 whimsy :

behold! for the lord god gave his only begotten son… so that he could be immortalized in pixilated seed bead dangly earrings.

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 20, 2009
11:17 pm

#92 whoanellee :

It just occurred to me- we’ve all been trying to see Jesus hanging on the cross, but the title says “with”, not “on”. I think that he is located above of the cross.

It still doesn’t look like JC, but it would make more sense to me. Sort of.

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 21, 2009
3:43 am

#93 starrydreams :

Thanks Skully!

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Dec 21, 2009
7:08 am

#94 YippySkippy :

They sold so someone is gonna be wearing these for Christmas. Hope it’s not me!

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Dec 21, 2009
8:21 am

#95 Skully :

@#90 Sudabaki: Thanks, that song always reminds me of Jack Black in High Fidelity.

Rate this comment: +1

Sep 9, 2010
10:19 pm

#96 bumblesaurus :

I didn’t know Jesus came in 8-bit.

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