Okay, I couldn’t even make out where his face was. I had to stare at it for a long time. Some of the other ones in the shop are almost cute, but I’m not sure why Jesus needs to be impaled on a cross. Sad.
If you ask me, they look like those little female symbols. We won’t even go into what people will think if you wear two of them to church this week. :-p
#16 hammerhead77 gets an award for making me laugh out loud. Not the LOL’s I use when I’m slightly amused. But it’s invisible and has no actual value, sorry about that.
A lot of her stuff is pretty good. One or two regrettable items out of 80 isn’t that bad. The Poo earrings are a little odd, but you now different floats for different boats . . .
Look at those cute little crucifixy arms! And that little pink nose! Wasn’t jesus just adorable? I wish Jesus would return to Earth just so I could keep him as a pet.
The King of Kings meets the King of Pop (to the tune of “Beat It”):
They’re beaded, beaded, beaded, beaded.
These earrings are what I needed!
Hung up on a cross, that was no fun!
Now Jesus sticks out his lil’ pink tongue.
He’s beaded, beaded,
So beaded, beaded.
He’s beaded, beaded,
So beaded, beaded.
Recovering Crack Baby
December 20, 2009 at 11:04 am
My Mammy told me that we can’t see Jesus but he is always there. I think her Mammy told her the same thing, there is no visual Jesus but the seller says Jesus is there.
Skully you crack me up.
I had to stare at them for awhile with one eye closed before I could see Jesus. It looks like he is wearing shades and sticking out his tongue at us. I can almost hear him saying F-You Regretsy!!!
I saw Jesus after only 5 minutes of staring. But his zombie/raver eyes scared me, so I had to eat a chocolate santa to calm down. (maybe after Santa shoots Jesus in the head, Jesus comes back as zombie Jesus???)
Why does she have to tell us what to think of shit? It’s not beautiful, and it certainly isn’t stunning. She would be better off selling it short in the title, just to keep our hopes down to an undisappointable level.
I’m chucking along with everyone here, but the funny thing is, with the right PR and model (Karen O perhaps?) 70 percent of this seller’s line could probably be sold at Topshop or Opening Ceremony for, like, 10 times the price : )
65- I agree. Though I can see Karen O rocking a pair of vadge earrings. Perhaps Lady Gaga might adopt one of these styles…I can see a whole Mime theme.
@#10 Methuselah: Well, since I’ve been laughing at your comment all day:
(To the tune of Mrs. Robinson)
Hey, what’s the deal, Lego Jesus Christ?
Why did you stick out your little tongue?
Just for fun?
Well, same to you, Lego Jesus Christ!
I am rubber and you are the glue!
Woo, woo, woo!
King of Jews!
Red face, white beard and sideburns? It’s obviously a cross-eyed, constipated Santa Claus. With a teeny stick-figure body. Unless that brown stripe is the mud vein.
“I take pride in my work and spend a great amount of time to make them as perfect as I can, you will see that in my work.”
I would agree–her work shows planning and skill–it does not involve beer bottles and magic markers.
Does this Jesus have white hair and blue eyes? I think she’s confused with Santa.
If she really spends hours making these, she should give up beadwork. I could whip these babies up in a few minutes. Not sure how you take care of glass beads, steel hooks and thread.
It just occurred to me- we’ve all been trying to see Jesus hanging on the cross, but the title says “with”, not “on”. I think that he is located above of the cross.
It still doesn’t look like JC, but it would make more sense to me. Sort of.
December 20, 2009 at 9:31 am
This is exactly how Jesus wants to be remembered.
December 20, 2009 at 9:32 am
Is Jesus licking an ice cream cone?
December 20, 2009 at 9:34 am
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December 20, 2009 at 9:37 am
It’s considered a miracle if you can see Jesus in that.
December 20, 2009 at 9:39 am
Okay, I couldn’t even make out where his face was. I had to stare at it for a long time. Some of the other ones in the shop are almost cute, but I’m not sure why Jesus needs to be impaled on a cross. Sad.
December 20, 2009 at 9:40 am
I didn’t realize Jesus was a collie.
December 20, 2009 at 9:40 am
If you ask me, they look like those little female symbols. We won’t even go into what people will think if you wear two of them to church this week. :-p
December 20, 2009 at 9:40 am
#5 mimiomi she has great pieces. I was checking them out. The cross earrings are just horrible.
December 20, 2009 at 9:42 am
Its like those “magic eye” pictures that you have to stare at and you finally see a boat…
December 20, 2009 at 9:44 am
Why is Lego Jesus sticking out his tongue at me? Well, same to you, Lego Jesus!
December 20, 2009 at 9:44 am
These are the opposite of when Jesus appears on toast. Maybe I should make Jesus toast earrings. Don’t anyone steal my ideal!!
December 20, 2009 at 9:46 am
my ears are un-pierced, and i am a jew, so probably not appropriate, but otherwise, i would rock the hell out of those!!
December 20, 2009 at 9:47 am
Patty, I can never see the magic pictures. Maybe that’s why I can’t see the Jesus.
December 20, 2009 at 9:47 am
Reborn Jesus! Or, maybe not yet born, cuz his birthday hasn’t passed yet.
December 20, 2009 at 9:51 am
Oh now I get it – these earrings are supposed to make you cross-eyed! Ha ha! Get it? Cross –
Uhm, I’ll just go stand over here and be quiet now.
December 20, 2009 at 9:55 am
Sometimes I tried to do portraits of people on my Lite Brite when I was a kid…
December 20, 2009 at 9:59 am
#16 hammerhead77 gets an award for making me laugh out loud. Not the LOL’s I use when I’m slightly amused. But it’s invisible and has no actual value, sorry about that.
December 20, 2009 at 10:04 am
Looks like Jerry Garcia to me.
December 20, 2009 at 10:11 am
Ascii Jesus–and ye shall receive.
December 20, 2009 at 10:16 am
I’m somehow seeing Jesus leaning back with his arms behind his head.
Which, for some odd reason I can’t explain for the life of me, makes me think he’s currently on the receiving end of some unholy attention.
That, or he’s wearing an unfortunate mirdle.
December 20, 2009 at 10:16 am
praise the lord, 8-bit jesus
December 20, 2009 at 10:16 am
THESE are my faves…Jigsaw from the Saw franchise…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19165706
December 20, 2009 at 10:18 am
hahaha check out the description she gives for the “Saw” earrings…
“I think these earrings are great, My 2 year old hates them
He growls at them.”
maybe the kid is growling b/c he is scared shitless of them? just a thought.
December 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
@Patty, it’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!
/Incredibly terrible joke.
December 20, 2009 at 10:21 am
LOL…baby humans have an instinctive terror of clowns and mimes.
December 20, 2009 at 10:30 am
It’s the blank zombie eyes that are freaking me out… Jesus is not supposed to rise from the dead THAT way.
December 20, 2009 at 10:31 am
Some of her stuff is very cute, but I have to admit, those Jesus ones do resemble The Shaggy D.A. Love the seahorse ones though.
December 20, 2009 at 10:31 am
Ok I need another photoshop contest to keep me occupied…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4200172383/
December 20, 2009 at 10:44 am
A lot of her stuff is pretty good. One or two regrettable items out of 80 isn’t that bad. The Poo earrings are a little odd, but you now different floats for different boats . . .
December 20, 2009 at 10:45 am
Honey? Found your keys…
December 20, 2009 at 10:47 am
Look at those cute little crucifixy arms! And that little pink nose! Wasn’t jesus just adorable? I wish Jesus would return to Earth just so I could keep him as a pet.
December 20, 2009 at 10:50 am
The King of Kings meets the King of Pop (to the tune of “Beat It”):
They’re beaded, beaded, beaded, beaded.
These earrings are what I needed!
Hung up on a cross, that was no fun!
Now Jesus sticks out his lil’ pink tongue.
He’s beaded, beaded,
So beaded, beaded.
He’s beaded, beaded,
So beaded, beaded.
December 20, 2009 at 10:50 am
Oh dear. I just might have to buy them.
December 20, 2009 at 10:54 am
I spoke too soon. These are the real winners:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34331342
December 20, 2009 at 10:56 am
Kiru…lol “my horn can pierce the sky!”
December 20, 2009 at 10:58 am
What does she have against Christmas? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17789106
I think the chick from Napoleon Dynamite would wear these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36179860
Some are really cute, though, like the dice. Maybe she has multiple personalities? And they both make beaded earrings?
December 20, 2009 at 10:59 am
I will name him Jewjewbee Poopertons, the miracle-y malamute.
December 20, 2009 at 11:04 am
My Mammy told me that we can’t see Jesus but he is always there. I think her Mammy told her the same thing, there is no visual Jesus but the seller says Jesus is there.
December 20, 2009 at 11:04 am
I know that I haven’t gone to church in a looooong time, but I can’t believe THAT’S the reason why I don’t see Jesus.
December 20, 2009 at 11:05 am
Do they come with the dime?
December 20, 2009 at 11:07 am
Skully you crack me up.
I had to stare at them for awhile with one eye closed before I could see Jesus. It looks like he is wearing shades and sticking out his tongue at us. I can almost hear him saying F-You Regretsy!!!
December 20, 2009 at 11:07 am
@ #35 razberries: Tee hee.
http://www.princessunicorndoll.com/
December 20, 2009 at 11:08 am
I think that the lesson to be learned here is that just because you can (make earrings that look like beagles or sunsets) doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
December 20, 2009 at 11:09 am
I knew it was Jesus right away because of the piercing blue eyes and pale skin.
December 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
I saw Jesus after only 5 minutes of staring. But his zombie/raver eyes scared me, so I had to eat a chocolate santa to calm down. (maybe after Santa shoots Jesus in the head, Jesus comes back as zombie Jesus???)
December 20, 2009 at 11:16 am
OH MAN, SO TACKY.
As a beader myself, I skip patterns that make people/animals/things. It’s just odd looking.
December 20, 2009 at 11:22 am
Look! It’s Jesus in 1980′s Mario Bros Nintendo style!
December 20, 2009 at 11:29 am
Thou must believe in Jesus in order to see Him. Duh!
December 20, 2009 at 11:50 am
cannot see teh beaded jebus
December 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Why does she have to tell us what to think of shit? It’s not beautiful, and it certainly isn’t stunning. She would be better off selling it short in the title, just to keep our hopes down to an undisappointable level.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18250520
December 20, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I never knew Christ had astigmatism.
December 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
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December 20, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Jesus is an ice cream cone?
December 20, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@ #35 razberries: YOU ROCK!
@ #42 methuselah Rocking shall also be bestowed unto you.
December 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@ Dynomoose – He’s an ice cream cone on a pogo stick.
December 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Hmmm, the poo earrings are far more detailed than the Jesus earrings.
I digress. I’m still trying to figure out if the naughty Santa (#36) is mooning us or peeing on us.
December 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm
The scary thing for me is someone might actually think these would be cute and wear them. Out in public.
December 20, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Alas — all I’m getting is an error message. From the comments, I’m guessing it was something along the lines of these – http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22370864 – perhaps?
Personally, I’m fond of the the terrifying Rasta mimes: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19165706 — like mimes aren’t freaky enough already!
December 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I get an item not available message.
December 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Really? I’m still getting it.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29870660
3375 views
December 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Is Jesus sticking his tongue out at anybody else?
December 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Jesus, you cheeky minx! Stop sticking your tounge out at the nice people! They came all this way to worship you and—THAT’S IT MISTER, TIME OUT!
December 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@#60–so that explains why this stuff sells…HK grabs it, LOL.
December 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm
She says they will last a long time with care. If I don’t care, will they just go away???
December 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’m chucking along with everyone here, but the funny thing is, with the right PR and model (Karen O perhaps?) 70 percent of this seller’s line could probably be sold at Topshop or Opening Ceremony for, like, 10 times the price : )
December 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Did anyone notice this gem in the same shop? They remind me of the doll from the Saw movies.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19165706
“I think these earrings are great, My 2 year old hates them
He growls at them.”
sad when your 2 year old boy has more discerning taste in jewelry than you do…and YOU’RE a jewelry maker.
December 20, 2009 at 4:22 pm
65- I agree. Though I can see Karen O rocking a pair of vadge earrings. Perhaps Lady Gaga might adopt one of these styles…I can see a whole Mime theme.
December 20, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@#10 Methuselah: Well, since I’ve been laughing at your comment all day:
(To the tune of Mrs. Robinson)
Hey, what’s the deal, Lego Jesus Christ?
Why did you stick out your little tongue?
Just for fun?
Well, same to you, Lego Jesus Christ!
I am rubber and you are the glue!
Woo, woo, woo!
King of Jews!
December 20, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Skully, your songs make me happy.
December 20, 2009 at 5:05 pm
He’s sticking his tongue out at me!
December 20, 2009 at 5:18 pm
#66, ninja gato, great minds think alike- check out my comments on 22,23, and 28
LOL
December 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm
and just to show this seller can make tacky earrings for any religion…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34191742
December 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
They look like little houses to me.
December 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Did anyone see the seller posted- “I see you are having fun Regretsy.” in her description. Bah ahahaha
December 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm
#74, Recovering Crack Baby- that is awesome…
December 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm
fantasybeader- Sign up and come join the fun with us. We are not that bad and we love a good sport!!!!
December 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Red face, white beard and sideburns? It’s obviously a cross-eyed, constipated Santa Claus. With a teeny stick-figure body. Unless that brown stripe is the mud vein.
December 20, 2009 at 6:42 pm
#8 Jea – Thank you!
#9 Patty… It’s just like that! All of a sudden you see the face of Jesus. Or a boat.
December 20, 2009 at 6:49 pm
#71 razberries :
yay for us! I posted that before I read any other posts and was so proud for coming up with it (I need a life, badly)
December 20, 2009 at 6:59 pm
“I take pride in my work and spend a great amount of time to make them as perfect as I can, you will see that in my work.”
I would agree–her work shows planning and skill–it does not involve beer bottles and magic markers.
December 20, 2009 at 7:34 pm
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December 20, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Ok, NOW I see it.
That’s clearly a little brown house with snow in front of it and a sidewalk and street.
OR
its some sort of strange, dark man and what is a clearly deformed penis.
December 20, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Though, I will tell you, if you cross your eyes and don’t look directly at it, you can kind of see jebus in the bottom picture…
December 20, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Maybe the time going into them is spent mapping out the chart?
I don’t get the nickel reference.
December 20, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Is it just me, or does “Jesus” look a lot like Hagrid from Harry Potter? o.O
December 20, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Ok, I did not see Jesus in these earrings, rather I saw Yukon Cornelius from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas special.
December 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm
After looking at those things, and reading most of these comments, maybe she should rename the item “Rorschach earrings”
December 20, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@#41 Starry Dreams: Thanks, you’re jewelry is beautiful, love the turquoise on fire bracelet.
@#69 Ninja Gato: Thanks, I always enjoy your comments as well. I kept thinking about Methuselah’s “Lego Jesus” joke and laughing to myself all day.
December 20, 2009 at 10:09 pm
#88 cont’d.
SD: Should be “…your jewelry…”
NG: I just posted song about the “fun” German hat.
December 20, 2009 at 10:36 pm
#89 Skully: Love the song! It’s the perfect little ditty for such a “fun” hat.
December 20, 2009 at 10:36 pm
behold! for the lord god gave his only begotten son… so that he could be immortalized in pixilated seed bead dangly earrings.
December 20, 2009 at 11:17 pm
It just occurred to me- we’ve all been trying to see Jesus hanging on the cross, but the title says “with”, not “on”. I think that he is located above of the cross.
It still doesn’t look like JC, but it would make more sense to me. Sort of.
December 21, 2009 at 3:43 am
Thanks Skully!
December 21, 2009 at 7:08 am
They sold so someone is gonna be wearing these for Christmas. Hope it’s not me!
December 21, 2009 at 8:21 am
@#90 Sudabaki: Thanks, that song always reminds me of Jack Black in High Fidelity.
September 9, 2010 at 10:19 pm
I didn’t know Jesus came in 8-bit.