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YOU HAVE ONE HOUR

Posted by Helen Killer

45 comments

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST – RIGHT FUCKING NOW

THEME: “LEVEL 4″

CLOSING AT 6:15 PM PST

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR

THERE ARE PRIZES

NO LARGER THAN 560 PIXELS ACROSS, AS CLOSE TO 100 KB AS POSSIBLE

CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT
CLICK HERE FOR A BLANK

Filed in Whimsicle Fuckery 45 comments

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Dec 19, 2009
5:42 pm

#1 Megan8607 :

Oh holy crap.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:45 pm

#2 lyontamer :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:47 pm

#3 Calophi :

#2: Scroll back down through the Regretsy entries and all shall be made clear. =D

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 19, 2009
5:47 pm

#4 notmyrealname :

Level 4 is the best level there is! I can’t even enter this contest, because I could never be better than level 2!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:48 pm

#5 Bronc Drywall :

But I haven’t even mastered Level 2!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:49 pm

#6 NinjaGato :

I have a nice theme in mind.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:51 pm

#7 Megan8607 :

QUICK. Someone get me some glitter, human hair, and a deer hoof. While you’re at it, some cupid stickers and something that resembles a vajay-jay bird too.

STAT!

Rate this comment: +20

Dec 19, 2009
5:53 pm

#8 nellie29 :

Sadly, I’m only a Level One. Good luck to the submitters!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:54 pm

#9 BettyMachete :

Wish I worked for a real magazine and knew how to photoshop. I’m pathetic.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:57 pm

#10 Miss Anthropy :

I am nowhere near a Level 4 but I wanted to participate in the whimsicle fuckery anyway. Long live level one.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:59 pm

#11 razberries :

it figures i have to leave my apartment in 20 minutes…LOL
and i have been trying to submit photoshopped crap for you guys every day
good luck all!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:01 pm

#12 NinjaGato :

I hope Helen posts all of them. I can’t wait to see all the fuckery.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:02 pm

#13 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Hehe… I submitted a horrifyingly bad attempt. I’m buzzed on my pain meds and was eating ice cream while I was photoshopping.

Now if I could have swirled my ice cream into the shape of a vulva while I did all this… I’d be a MASTER!!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:02 pm

#14 raye :

my submission: http://i45.tinypic.com/24plwt3.png
(yes, yes, i know. i emailed it too)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:02 pm

#15 everydaymama1 :

I just sent in mine. Hope it was in time! This was fun

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Dec 19, 2009
6:03 pm

#16 abra :

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Dec 19, 2009
6:04 pm

#17 rainy :

I submitted my combikitties.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:06 pm

#18 BettyMachete :

@ #12 Patty- Don’t feel bad, it can’t be worse than mine. I submitted something that prolly doesn’t even rate as photoshopping. Half a bottle of wine didn’t help either!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:06 pm

#19 NinjaGato :

abra- go to the Attack of the Clonestamp posting. It is explained there.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:07 pm

#20 bmimmack :

Submitted, with 10 minutes to spare!

(Can’t wait to see the entries!)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:07 pm

#21 NinjaGato :

Betty & Patty- Mine was pretty basic too, but it amused me.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:08 pm

#22 Teenthebean :

I submitted two..hopefully we’ll get to see at least one

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Dec 19, 2009
6:08 pm

#23 leftfoot :

whew.. i just got mine sent in time.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:09 pm

#24 Megan8607 :

Yay!!! 5 more minutes! I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with. I’m constantly amazed by how funny, quick-witted, and creative you all are.

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 19, 2009
6:10 pm

#25 everydaymama1 :

Mine has a LOLCatz theme. I was rushing to do it, but at least I fixed the poor washed out one-dimensional cardboard kitty to look a bit more life-like. It was animal cruelty to have it looking like it did ;P

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Dec 19, 2009
6:12 pm

#26 leftfoot :

mine was basic as well. I’m happy I just was able to throw something together. I didn’t see the post until after 30 minutes had passed.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:13 pm

#27 Hiryuu :

Haha I submitted something pretty epic in 5 minutes…my boyfriend is laughing his head off. Fingers crossed.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:16 pm

#28 lyontamer :

Whew! I wanted to also give mine a brain tumor but ran out of time.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:17 pm

#29 Fae :

Ok, I think I might have made the deadline. Not that mines all that great or anything, lol. I didnt have time to add human hair, glitter, stickers or a vagina.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:18 pm

#30 Danorz :

AH CRAP i just saw this DANGIT

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Dec 19, 2009
6:19 pm

#31 lyontamer :

I searched “level 4″ on etsy and some dumb ice skating shirts came up. Then I googled it and a dance club in Hawaii came up as well as stage 4 brain tumors.

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