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YOU HAVE ONE HOUR

Posted by Helen Killer 45 comments


PHOTOSHOP CONTEST – RIGHT FUCKING NOW

THEME: “LEVEL 4″

CLOSING AT 6:15 PM PST

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR

THERE ARE PRIZES

NO LARGER THAN 560 PIXELS ACROSS, AS CLOSE TO 100 KB AS POSSIBLE

CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT
CLICK HERE FOR A BLANK

GO

45 Comments
Dec 19, 2009
5:42 pm
#1 Megan8607 :

Oh holy crap.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:45 pm
#2 lyontamer :

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Dec 19, 2009
5:47 pm
#3 Calophi :
#2: Scroll back down through the Regretsy entries and all shall be made clear. =D

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Dec 19, 2009
5:47 pm
Level 4 is the best level there is! I can’t even enter this contest, because I could never be better than level 2!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:48 pm
But I haven’t even mastered Level 2!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:49 pm
#6 NinjaGato :
I have a nice theme in mind.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:51 pm
#7 Megan8607 :
QUICK. Someone get me some glitter, human hair, and a deer hoof. While you’re at it, some cupid stickers and something that resembles a vajay-jay bird too.

STAT!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:53 pm
#8 nellie29 :
Sadly, I’m only a Level One. Good luck to the submitters!

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Dec 19, 2009
5:54 pm
#9 BettyMachete :
Wish I worked for a real magazine and knew how to photoshop. I’m pathetic.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:57 pm
#10 Miss Anthropy :
I am nowhere near a Level 4 but I wanted to participate in the whimsicle fuckery anyway. Long live level one.

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Dec 19, 2009
5:59 pm
#11 razberries :
it figures i have to leave my apartment in 20 minutes…LOL
and i have been trying to submit photoshopped crap for you guys every day
good luck all!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:01 pm
#12 NinjaGato :
I hope Helen posts all of them. I can’t wait to see all the fuckery.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:02 pm
#13 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :
Hehe… I submitted a horrifyingly bad attempt. I’m buzzed on my pain meds and was eating ice cream while I was photoshopping.

Now if I could have swirled my ice cream into the shape of a vulva while I did all this… I’d be a MASTER!!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:02 pm
#14 raye :

my submission: http://i45.tinypic.com/24plwt3.png
(yes, yes, i know. i emailed it too)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:02 pm

I just sent in mine. Hope it was in time! This was fun :)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:03 pm
#16 abra :

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Dec 19, 2009
6:04 pm
#17 rainy :

I submitted my combikitties.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:06 pm
#18 BettyMachete :
@ #12 Patty- Don’t feel bad, it can’t be worse than mine. I submitted something that prolly doesn’t even rate as photoshopping. Half a bottle of wine didn’t help either!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:06 pm
#19 NinjaGato :
abra- go to the Attack of the Clonestamp posting. It is explained there.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:07 pm
#20 bmimmack :

Submitted, with 10 minutes to spare!

(Can’t wait to see the entries!)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:07 pm
#21 NinjaGato :
Betty & Patty- Mine was pretty basic too, but it amused me.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:08 pm
#22 Teenthebean :

I submitted two..hopefully we’ll get to see at least one

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Dec 19, 2009
6:08 pm
#23 leftfoot :

whew.. i just got mine sent in time.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:09 pm
#24 Megan8607 :
Yay!!! 5 more minutes! I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with. I’m constantly amazed by how funny, quick-witted, and creative you all are. :)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:10 pm
Mine has a LOLCatz theme. I was rushing to do it, but at least I fixed the poor washed out one-dimensional cardboard kitty to look a bit more life-like. It was animal cruelty to have it looking like it did ;P

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Dec 19, 2009
6:12 pm
#26 leftfoot :

mine was basic as well. I’m happy I just was able to throw something together. I didn’t see the post until after 30 minutes had passed.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:13 pm
#27 Hiryuu :

Haha I submitted something pretty epic in 5 minutes…my boyfriend is laughing his head off. Fingers crossed.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:16 pm
#28 lyontamer :

Whew! I wanted to also give mine a brain tumor but ran out of time. :)

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Dec 19, 2009
6:17 pm
#29 Fae :
Ok, I think I might have made the deadline. Not that mines all that great or anything, lol. I didnt have time to add human hair, glitter, stickers or a vagina.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:18 pm
#30 Danorz :

AH CRAP i just saw this DANGIT

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Dec 19, 2009
6:19 pm
#31 lyontamer :
I searched “level 4″ on etsy and some dumb ice skating shirts came up. Then I googled it and a dance club in Hawaii came up as well as stage 4 brain tumors.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:20 pm
#32 lasserine :
I got mine sent at 9:14 EST, and then I heard something from my mom I never thought I’d hear: “That’s it? You should have put a vagina on it!”

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Dec 19, 2009
6:20 pm
#33 WhiskeyNic :

Mine was LoLcatz theme as well, everydaymama1. It is quite crap-tacular (literally).

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Dec 19, 2009
6:20 pm
#34 addiosix :

I know!!!

Damnit to hell crap totally just now seeing this

:(

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Dec 19, 2009
6:24 pm
#35 aroseisarose :

I’m opting out as well, still rather have a bottle in front of me. Cheers!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:27 pm
#36 lyontamer :
I have the opensource version of photoshop called Gimp. Heh heh. I gimped the cat. That sounds dirty.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:42 pm
#37 lyontamer :

So? Who won? Who won?

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Dec 19, 2009
6:58 pm
#38 Thistle :

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Dec 19, 2009
7:23 pm
#39 Orlana :

Boo! I was at work!

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Dec 19, 2009
7:26 pm
#40 IscreamUscream :

Oh well…I still haven’t visualized “level 4″.

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Dec 19, 2009
7:37 pm
#41 krystyna81 :

Oh no!!! I’ll have to play next time.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:14 pm
#42 sheltiepitbullfun :

I entered way late–the kitty looks way way better even with just redeye correction!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:45 pm
#43 Thistle :

oh yeah then give me thumbs down you heartless bastards

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Dec 19, 2009
11:36 pm
#44 Carol Hiller :

and the winners are…?

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Dec 20, 2009
7:28 am
#45 rednails :

I would have loved to have entered this but sadly it wad the middle of the night here in the UK :(

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