I will not wear them in the rain.
I will not wear them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not wear them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
Charles Nelson Reilly?!? I LOVE that guy! Even green and pantsless with a Russian Orthodox onion dome cathedral on his head. I don’t get it, but it’s hilarious!
Okay, next do Paul Lynde. And then do the whole cast of Green Acres. I would totally buy that. Suhweet!
Why would you ruin a perfectly good pair of old navy jeans just to sell them at the same price you got them for? There’s a little girl in a sweat shop somewhere in Cambodia shedding a tear over this right now.
Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy? I can hear the kids on the playground now, “There’s Sara. Whats shes wearing? Is that supposed to be Ariel? She looks as ugly as Sara! What a retard!”
Recovering Crack Baby
December 19, 2009 at 12:40 pm
The hard part about these pants is the top. What the fuck would you ever match it with. It would never look right with the licensed stuff for obvious reasons. She could have at least put in the effort to paint a shitty matching top.
The Grinch looks constipated! And the Ariel overalls are just plain scary. She looks like some possessed mermaid demon. I think the seller needs to lay off the pant painting and stick with her other crafts.
The “Grinch” depiction is beyond excusable, but, what the Heck is going on with the split Christmas Tree? Is it on purpose that it appears to project up into the wearer’s crotch?
December 19, 2009 at 10:21 am
No thanks, ‘Hop On Pop’ is more my style.
December 19, 2009 at 10:24 am
The Grinch looks like she captured a moment in his life.
The moment just happened to be when he started having a seizure.
December 19, 2009 at 10:27 am
…and down in Whoville they say
that the Grinch’s pant legs grew 3 sizes that day…
December 19, 2009 at 10:28 am
Wait. Were these done FOR or BY the five year old in that profile picture?
December 19, 2009 at 10:29 am
@ thisjustmakesmesad: No, the “Hop on Pop” is the coordinating lingerie.
December 19, 2009 at 10:30 am
I’m thinking BY, #4.
December 19, 2009 at 10:31 am
I will not wear them in the rain.
I will not wear them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not wear them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
December 19, 2009 at 10:31 am
i didn’t know the grinch had a hitler moustache…hmm! ya learn something new everyday.
December 19, 2009 at 10:32 am
rather, i i won’t wear them here or there, i won’t wear them anywhere
December 19, 2009 at 10:37 am
@ #4, #6 – NOT done by the little girl, I checked. I don’t pick on kids or the developmentally disabled (at least, not publicly).
December 19, 2009 at 10:37 am
#5 Sculptor69 :
@ thisjustmakesmesad: No, the “Hop on Pop” is the coordinating lingerie.
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LOL! Well I have got to get me some of that then
December 19, 2009 at 10:38 am
at first i thought it was a horrible vest and that the floor was actually someones arm
December 19, 2009 at 10:42 am
Charles Nelson Reilly?!? I LOVE that guy! Even green and pantsless with a Russian Orthodox onion dome cathedral on his head. I don’t get it, but it’s hilarious!
Okay, next do Paul Lynde. And then do the whole cast of Green Acres. I would totally buy that. Suhweet!
December 19, 2009 at 10:48 am
#7 Raz- Summed up nicely…well done LOL.
December 19, 2009 at 10:56 am
Wow, the Grinch looks like he’s about to vomit on these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34653487
December 19, 2009 at 11:10 am
Why would you ruin a perfectly good pair of old navy jeans just to sell them at the same price you got them for? There’s a little girl in a sweat shop somewhere in Cambodia shedding a tear over this right now.
December 19, 2009 at 11:14 am
Why is Gumby fondling that Christmas tree?
December 19, 2009 at 11:22 am
Oh damn… I just had my holiday work party last night. I could have worn these and been the sassiest bitch at the party.
December 19, 2009 at 11:49 am
I think it’s a girl’s size 6. But 6 years old is old enough to be disappointed.
“That’s not the real Ariel!”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34656658
I think the official Disney products are cheaper, too.
December 19, 2009 at 11:52 am
Perfect for pictures with Santa, indeed. Have the Grinch dry hump everyone’s leg. Tis the season for sharing.
December 19, 2009 at 11:53 am
The Grinch is weird enough, but I want some of whatever the Little Mermaid is on.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34656658
December 19, 2009 at 12:03 pm
thank goodness they’re OOAK. (*Ooak* is also the sound I make when I try to hold back a retch)
December 19, 2009 at 12:07 pm
though her pirate costumes for little girls are absolutely adorable. I think this is a case of, you’ve got some talent, but not at painting.
December 19, 2009 at 12:16 pm
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December 19, 2009 at 12:40 pm
The hard part about these pants is the top. What the fuck would you ever match it with. It would never look right with the licensed stuff for obvious reasons. She could have at least put in the effort to paint a shitty matching top.
December 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Isn’t it supposed to be illegal for a grown green man to sneak around in kids’ jeans? I’m pretty sure that’s frowned upon…
December 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
The Ariel overalls are even worse
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34656658
December 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
The Grinch looks constipated! And the Ariel overalls are just plain scary. She looks like some possessed mermaid demon. I think the seller needs to lay off the pant painting and stick with her other crafts.
December 19, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I can’t stop staring at the Grinch’s hands. And he does have a moustache but not a Hitler one.
http://www.cinemaartscentre.org/images/nov06/John-Waters.jpg
December 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
>>”Isn’t it supposed to be illegal for a grown green man to sneak around in kids’ jeans? I’m pretty sure that’s frowned upon…”
Only if the grown green man is someone else’s copyrighted image.
December 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Great, just what I need, a pair of pants with the Grinch humping my leg. Or finishing fondling himself, I can’t really tell what the hell he’s doing.
AND WHY IS THIS PERSON YELLING? I’M PRETTY SURE I CAN TELL WHAT THE ITEM IS FROM HERE. Fugly.
December 19, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Dang. You guys beat me to the Ariel overalls. I’m wondering what Ariel is on to make her eyes look like that.
Painted jeans should be illegal. PERIOD. I have never seen a pair that didn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out.
December 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm
The “Grinch” depiction is beyond excusable, but, what the Heck is going on with the split Christmas Tree? Is it on purpose that it appears to project up into the wearer’s crotch?
December 20, 2009 at 12:36 am
The Grinch’s legs also seem to be “two sizes two small” for his torso…
December 20, 2009 at 12:37 am
Hehe, I think they’re cute in a crappy, craft on a stick way. Hey, at least she didn’t use a sharpy.
December 20, 2009 at 8:47 am
@#7 Raz: LOL, thanks!