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Posted by Helen Killer

41 comments

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Dec 19, 2009
6:18 pm

#1 everydaymama1 :

Waiting in pure anticipation to see the entries!! I know they will all be awesome

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Dec 19, 2009
6:18 pm

#2 NinjaGato :

I could just pee

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Dec 19, 2009
6:19 pm

#3 Megan8607 :

I just did!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:19 pm

#4 Danorz :

DAGNABBIT AND TARNATION

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Dec 19, 2009
6:20 pm

#5 everydaymama1 :

I keep refreshing the page! I am so impatient ;P

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Dec 19, 2009
6:20 pm

#6 kiru :

I have actual butterflies in my stomach waiting for the results!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:22 pm

#7 candy :

me, too!!!!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:22 pm

#8 irishdaydreamer :

I hope mine made it in within the time limit… I literally saw this post 20 minutes ago. So mine is pretty last minute. Now for the waiting…

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Dec 19, 2009
6:22 pm

#9 addiosix :

WHOHOO!!

Level 4 time!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:22 pm

#10 leftfoot :

@kiru – poor things. and they just metamorphifizized, too.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:22 pm

#11 Teenthebean :

freakin ouuuuut! lol

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Dec 19, 2009
6:23 pm

#12 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Good thing I got this Vicodin buzz to chill me out or I’d be even more annoying than I usually am.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:23 pm

#13 rainy :

Adrenaline rush!!!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:24 pm

#14 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Oh, and I forgot to add-

Dammit! We could’ve used PENCILS?!?!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:25 pm

#15 everydaymama1 :

ARGH!!! I am going ape shit waiting here! We are all so impatient arent we, LOL!!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:25 pm

#16 kiru :

@ #9 leftfoot

I can photoshop the butterflies for you if you’d like. I can do it at Levels 2, 3, or 4…

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Dec 19, 2009
6:25 pm

#17 Hiryuu :

lol I probably won’t win, but this is the most fun I’ve had all day. Well..that and eating chicken wings.

I like chicken wings.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:25 pm

#18 bmimmack :

I know this sounds cliche, but the suspense is killing me!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:26 pm

#19 leftfoot :

@kiru – How about level 3.1415?

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Dec 19, 2009
6:26 pm

#20 Megan8607 :

#15:
Can you make the butterflies look like cardboard cutouts on an off-color nature background? Or is that asking too much?

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Dec 19, 2009
6:27 pm

#21 leftfoot :

up until now, taking my daily xanax had been the highlight of my day.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:29 pm

#22 candy :

ok, i’m going to smoke a cig so i don’t feel like a fool sitting here on a saturday night refreshing the page every 5 seconds. let me know if anything crazy happens.

p.s. @#13 patty: please pass the bottle.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:29 pm

#23 Megan8607 :

I’d love to find out of the prizes are regretsy-featured items.

Alien girl riding horse doll PLEASE, Santa!!!!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:30 pm

#24 kiru :

@ #18 leftfoot – Level 3.1415 is Top Secret, we aren’t supposed to talk about that…

@ #19 Megan8607 – I certainly can do that. That’s what 20 years and a Level 2 gets you. Membership has it’s privileges…

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Dec 19, 2009
6:30 pm

#25 Kelly :

#16 Hiryuu Most fun I have had all day too. Unless you call shoveling snow every hour fun. If so, then I had a blast!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:31 pm

#26 Hiryuu :

#23 Kelly

I want snow ;-; Stupid Savannah Georgia! gaaaaaar

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Dec 19, 2009
6:31 pm

#27 kiru :

This sort of makes you wonder if Helen knew she had this kind of control over her flock. With this kind of power she could pull some real keen Evil Genius stuff.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:32 pm

#28 Megan8607 :

#22: DANGIT. I got my level 2 notice and forgot to send it in. Dumb postage paid return things. And the minute I forget about it is the minute I need it!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:32 pm

#29 tinyhippos :

Was there a limit on how many images we could send?

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Dec 19, 2009
6:34 pm

#30 Kelly :

#24 Hiryuu LOL, I wanted snow too, just not 3 feet of it My dog refused to do his bizzness unless I shoveled him a path and an “area”.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:35 pm

#31 Megan8607 :

#25: If by “Keen Evil Genius stuff” you mean drinking a beer and wishing I had level 2 skills while simultaneously watching dumb youtube videos about Tiger Woods?

Then yes, yes she could.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:35 pm

#32 wtfcupcakes :

i hope i winnnnn

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Dec 19, 2009
6:35 pm

#33 somethinghomemade :

Great way to get the kids to stop fighting mom!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:35 pm

#34 kiru :

@ # tinyhippos – I certainly hope not.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:35 pm

#35 Hiryuu :

#27 Kelly lol…my dog is too small to get through that snow. We once got 8 inches when I was up in Charlotte, NC, and he had to bunny hop through it. He’s a mini dachshund/half and half with corgi.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:36 pm

#36 WhiskeyNic :

All the way out in Britainia, avoiding sleep for this, like the time I waited up for the election results last year. Gods Dammit America! Hurry & catch up already!

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Dec 19, 2009
6:37 pm

#37 kiru :

@ Megan8607 – Yes. Yes, that is EXACTLY what I meant.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:37 pm

#38 Hiryuu :

…it’s just sad.

I just sat here and played drum on my closed carton of ice cream. Just to stop refreshing every 5 seconds.

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Dec 19, 2009
6:43 pm

#39 WhiskeyNic :

Add one more ‘n’ and subtract the ‘i’ to my spelling of Britannia. Terribly sorry chaps and chapettes. I’m absolutely, positively zonked.

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Dec 20, 2009
1:55 pm

#40 sheltiepitbullfun :

I wish they would post all the losing entries I bet there are lots of decently humorous ones

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Dec 20, 2009
1:58 pm

#41 Helen Killer :

Maybe you should wait and see what you get for Christmas.

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