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LEVEL 5

Posted by Helen Killer

66 comments

AND THE WINNERS ARE:

Honorable mention:

Please send me your address, and a delightful piece of Regretsy merchandise will be stinking up your mailbox before you know it!

DO NOT LOOK FOR IT IT IS NOT CIRCULATORY

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Dec 19, 2009
8:35 pm

#1 AMSE :

Congratulations to the winners! Love the moshing kitties.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:35 pm

#2 rainy :

Yeah! My combikitties!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:36 pm

#3 rainy :

#1 AMSE :

Congratulations to the winners! Love the moshing kitties.

Thank you.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:36 pm

#4 NinjaGato :

Congrats winners!

I love the Beyonce one.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:36 pm

#5 saucerville :

due applause to all submissions. My cheeks and tummy hurt from all the exertion.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:37 pm

#6 candy :

well, beyonce cat is the clear winner in my mind, and nothing is going to change that.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:37 pm

#7 Thistle :

lol dammit i wish i would have seen this!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:37 pm

#8 leftfoot :

oh well slap my face

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Dec 19, 2009
8:37 pm

#9 Hiryuu :

I ADORE the winners. Those guys really deserved it.

And the Beyonce cat, just because you can change the word ladies to kitties and still have a funny dancing song.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:38 pm

#10 everydaymama1 :

These ROCK!! Everyone did so good

Here’s mine in case anyone wants to see: http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x189/hanna_emma/regretsy.jpg

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Dec 19, 2009
8:38 pm

#11 lyontamer :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:39 pm

#12 kiru :

HUZZAH to all the winners! HUZZAH to EVERYONE who sent in a submission. This has been Hella Fun!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:40 pm

#13 Fae :

Oh snap, kickass. Mine made it. lol.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:40 pm

#14 kiru :

And a special kudos to my peeps leftfoot and Hiryuu!!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:40 pm

#15 whymog :

I’m honored to have made level 5 with my hokey-ass 2001 thing.

But holy shit. The winners really deserved to win. You guys are amazing.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:40 pm

#16 leftfoot :

The wieners are fantastic by the way!!!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:41 pm

#17 Fae :

Er, to level 5, that is. not to the winners circle. haha.. CONGRATS to the winners! Great job! I love the moshing kittehs!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:42 pm

#18 gamera_obscura :

everydaymama1, I really like yours….

but for me the winner is the second one; the one with the horrified man letting go of his balloon? if that refers to a current event, it’s lost on me, but I love it anyway.

but then, i have really low threshold for funny.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:44 pm

#19 Hiryuu :

Shoutout to my homies Leftfoot and Kiru. You guys get hats X3

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Dec 19, 2009
8:44 pm

#20 lyontamer :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:46 pm

#21 kiru :

After all this excitement and anticipation and finally seeing the winner I think I need a cigarette and a nap.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:49 pm

#22 everydaymama1 :

#17 gamera_obscura: Awww, thanks I only had 15 mins to do it ;P LOL!!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:50 pm

#23 razberries :

these were all AWESOME and everyday mama (#10), yours was damn funny

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Dec 19, 2009
8:51 pm

#24 lyontamer :

The Beyonce one and the one after it are my faves in this batch.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:51 pm

#25 everydaymama1 :

#22 razberries : Thanks for the lovely compliment! Aww!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:53 pm

#26 everydaymama1 :

And now that the fun is over, I can finally flop out on the couch and relax! Props to all who won!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:53 pm

#27 lyontamer :

My favorite winner is the squirrel. LMAO

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Dec 19, 2009
8:53 pm

#28 Hiryuu :

lol I’m gonna go sew now and maybe get a drink out. Night guys.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:54 pm

#29 Hiryuu :

Oh and btw Leftfoot, this is said hat. My picture.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:55 pm

#30 lyontamer :

Hmm….That means next time there must be a level 6?

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Dec 19, 2009
8:56 pm

#31 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Kitty eating chipmunk get my vote!

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Dec 19, 2009
9:01 pm

#32 jes7o :

This made an otherwise miserable night tolerable. Thanks everyone for the fantastic work! I haven’t laughed so hard in ages!

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Dec 19, 2009
9:11 pm

#33 Frankenkitty :

Great entries, everyone. Congrats! It doesn’t look like mine made the cut. I thought it was funny.
http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt343/frankenkitty13/Interviewwithacat.jpg

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Dec 19, 2009
9:14 pm

#34 leftfoot :

hiryuu- LOVE the hat!!

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Dec 19, 2009
9:17 pm

#35 Helen Killer :

Frankenkitty, I never got yours!

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Dec 19, 2009
9:25 pm

#36 Frankenkitty :

No? Maybe it got lost in transit. Everyone’s interpretations are so funny. We’ll have to do this again.

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Dec 19, 2009
10:13 pm

#37 greenfuzz :

Everyone was awesome, my favorite surprised me because I love the blue kitty on grandmas shirt. But there are so very many fantastic ones. Beyonce is great too.

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Dec 19, 2009
10:44 pm

#38 kitty :

This was so much fun and it was great that there was such a huge turnout! This has to be done again. And I would love to see the look on the face of the seller who was originally photoshopping this cat…or the owner of this cat and looking at all the adventures their dear Whiskers went through. My sides hurt! Great job everyone!

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Dec 19, 2009
10:52 pm

#39 sunshynegrll :

Holy Rice-Krispie-eating Christ on a bicycle…I WON something for my cat-unrelated Nazi Owl Frau? Honorable mention – the keyword is ‘honor’.

sniff

I’d like to thank my parents, who screwed one night so that this moment could be possible.

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Dec 19, 2009
11:00 pm

#40 abra :

Congrats to the winners! These were a great way to brighten up a Sunday. Perhaps make this a weekly thing!?
Mine didn’t make it in on time, but if anyone is interested: http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?4fd840c4e4.jpg

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Dec 20, 2009
1:06 am

#41 whoanellee :

you people are awesome to infinikitty.

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Dec 20, 2009
1:06 am

#42 volcaniclastic :

Oh my god I love you people. This shit is hilarious! Seriously the beyonce one made me snort so hard i think I broke a sinus.

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Dec 20, 2009
1:12 am

#43 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I knew it! As soon as I went to bed, the winners would be posted.

Congrats to the winners and super-duper thumbs up to everyone else for a side-splitting hilarious Saturday night.

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Dec 20, 2009
1:32 am

#44 sudabaki :

Dang! Of all the days to be out Christmas shopping ALL day. I’m so sad I missed it but they’re all freaking hysterical. What an awesome idea Helen. Thank you for the never ending laughs.

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Dec 20, 2009
1:42 am

#45 JustJon :

I’m so totally glad amputee kitten won! Yay! Frighteningly uncanny.

However, the one that made me laugh the hardest is the one with the dancing goilz. (am I supposed to know who they are? I dont)

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Dec 20, 2009
1:49 am

#46 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Here was my entry- in case anyone wanted to see the Vicodin-induced idiocy from my brain.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/psexypsychic/Miscellaneous%20junk/REGRETSY.jpg

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Dec 20, 2009
3:36 am

#47 Thousandaire :

Is the dude with the mohawk the guy from Combichrist?

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Dec 20, 2009
4:23 am

#48 PussDaddy :

Clutch my hand crocheted pearl bedazzled cat collar.

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Dec 20, 2009
5:05 am

#49 LizardsJewelry :

I loved this and am thrilled to have mine be in the winner circle (amputee kitty) and the Too late category (cat fish kitty). That was fun shit last night! I don’t know April decided, way too many good ones!

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Dec 20, 2009
5:13 am

#50 Megan8607 :

That was 5 levels (and a few half levels) of pure awesomesauce. Congrats everyone!

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Dec 20, 2009
5:49 am

#51 heidrun :

haha, the last time i was on regretsy i left a comment about the kitty becoming the next “say what!” guy, and now i come here and WAH-LAH! there’s all this awesome fuckery. you guys are hilarious!

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Dec 20, 2009
6:27 am

#52 Dinah, the Christmas Whore :

@whymog, Congratulations! I am A Fan.

And amputee kitty couldn’t be more perfect.

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Dec 20, 2009
7:14 am

#53 WhiskeyNic :

Congrats to the winners! What a riot! My fav was the rocket kitties in level 4.5.
Clearly poop jokes are a wee-bit passé for some, lol. I’m guilty of creating the crap apple bobbing one in level 3.

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Dec 20, 2009
7:17 am

#54 rainy :

Yep! Andy LaPlegua of Combichrist

#47 Thousandaire :

Is the dude with the mohawk the guy from Combichrist?

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Dec 20, 2009
7:25 am

#55 istillheartbretmichaels :

These need to be made into a greeting card collection. I would definitely buy it. There’s something for every occasion.

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Dec 20, 2009
8:07 am

#56 razberries :

i love how some people “thumbs down” people’s positive comments…(um, okay?)
anyhoo, again great job everyone

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Dec 20, 2009
8:22 am

#57 lilprincess :

I’m going to have nightmares for weeks. Thank you.

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Dec 20, 2009
8:26 am

#58 Skully :

Wow, amazing work everyone! They’re all hysterical, my fav is butt worm kitty.

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Dec 20, 2009
9:36 am

#59 whyohwhy :

OMG!! ALL this happened while I was super sick in bed the past 24 hours. Good grief my friends, do not get sick — I missed soooooooooo much.

What a WTF surprise!

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Dec 20, 2009
10:07 am

#60 IscreamUscream :

Every single one is hilarious–and better than the original kitty stuck on the grass! My kitty fell through the cracks, but it’s ok…this was a huge crackup!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/4199260738_bdb7f008d2_o.jpg

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