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LEVEL 4.5

Posted by Helen Killer

52 comments

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Dec 19, 2009
8:17 pm

#1 kiru :

Shit Kitty is AWESOME!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:18 pm

#2 fenny :

When I come here to your site I laugh so hard I have a coughing fit and have to leave.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:18 pm

#3 NinjaGato :

love the nativity scene

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Dec 19, 2009
8:18 pm

#4 Dynomoose :

The holiday card is great!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:18 pm

#5 everydaymama1 :

Rocket kitty has me in stitches!!! Seriously I am LOLing here

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#6 Teenthebean :

YAY my kitty vag made it to level 5! WOOHOO!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#7 saucerville :

i am so digging cat nativity and cat on the moon

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#8 kiru :

The very first one isn’t showing up for me.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#9 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

These are rather impressive. I especially like the sweet baby Jesus kitty, moon landing kitty, and the old ladies t-shirt kitty.

Great entries everyone!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#10 AMSE :

Loving the Cat-ivity

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#11 Fae :

Ok, so who won? I just want to see the winnars! I put my vote in for baby Jesus kitty. I mean, we all know that baby Jesus kitty is the reason for the season, amirite?

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#12 CreepyLittleGirl :

WWII kitty made me laugh really hard!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:19 pm

#13 kiru :

Congrats Teenthebean!!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:20 pm

#14 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Oh, Hitler kitty really cracked me up too…

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Dec 19, 2009
8:20 pm

#15 AMSE :

There are 2 not showing up for me. The first and the one after Shit Kitty

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Dec 19, 2009
8:21 pm

#16 NinjaGato :

A couple of them wont show up for me

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Dec 19, 2009
8:21 pm

#17 razberries :

yay my holiday card made it

woot!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:21 pm

#18 saucerville :

#15 for me, too

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Dec 19, 2009
8:22 pm

#19 Kaledrina672 :

MeownaLisa made it to Level 4.5?! yay!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:22 pm

#20 Hiryuu :

I adore Kitty-vag and the woman with it on her shirt (last one).

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Dec 19, 2009
8:22 pm

#21 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Oh, my sides ache!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:22 pm

#22 saucerville :

#6 now that’s what I call a pussy.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:24 pm

#23 IscreamUscream :

I’m glad I’ve finished my coffee.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:24 pm

#24 candy :

ok seriously… shit kitty, cat family photo, and TSHIRT CAT especially are brilliant! how is anything going to top these?? i am so anxiously awaiting level 5.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:24 pm

#25 fullrotor :

I love the rocket kitties above…amazing!

If y’all enjoy these, you should check out my friend’s blog…her mother sent dozens of postcards somewhat like the above, sometimes multiple ones a day – vintage cards she’d augment with sticker-pictures of cats. Really deadpan-funny stuff:

http://malkahduprix.com/category/postcards/

Greg (responsible for kitty-near-the-cross above)(sorry)

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Dec 19, 2009
8:26 pm

#26 Je :

Kitty stew, love it! Love them all, really!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:27 pm

#27 leftfoot :

Good Job Everyone!

well these are much better than mine, so if you’re curious…

http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac346/un_muse/regretsy.jpg?t=1261283200

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Dec 19, 2009
8:28 pm

#28 lyontamer :

Rocket kitties and old-couple-t-shirt kitty are tied.

…..Helen! That could be your next shirt!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:28 pm

#29 Fangdoc :

Yay! WWII victory parade kitty was my husband’s entry.
Some women marry for money; I married for awesome.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:29 pm

#30 Hiryuu :

@ Leftfoot
I’m digging your’s hardcore, at least it took effort. Some of these I really don’t agree with. It’s just the subject matter, not what you did apparently.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:30 pm

#31 nizzie :

Mine was the grill kitty. I don’t know whether I should be scared or honoured.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:30 pm

#32 leftfoot :

hiryuu – thank you so much! I have fun.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:30 pm

#33 lyontamer :

Christmas kitty is pretty good, too. I love the dead mouse “gift”.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:31 pm

#34 leftfoot :

oooh someone’s a jerky jerk.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:31 pm

#35 gamera_obscura :

Baby Jesus, rockets, moon landing, and Avatar… I’m for rockets. Four of them with missiles up their asses cracks my shit up. For realz.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:32 pm

#36 NinjaGato :

Leftfoot- is the cat wearing the vest from the raccoon penis post?

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Dec 19, 2009
8:32 pm

#37 razberries :

i like the very first one and very last ones… (nativity and old lady w/ tee shirt)

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Dec 19, 2009
8:34 pm

#38 Hiryuu :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 19, 2009
8:37 pm

#39 kiru :

@ Hiryuu – I have those! My sister bought them for me because I play the best “Air Drums” in the state!

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Dec 19, 2009
8:51 pm

#40 Pumpkinkittymew :

Three of the links are broken for me

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Dec 19, 2009
9:02 pm

#41 pleasedontpickme :

Kitty Toss..It’s that intense.

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Dec 19, 2009
9:05 pm

#42 IscreamUscream :

Mothra vs. Kitty–awesome!

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Dec 19, 2009
10:06 pm

#43 schinders :

hitler hitler hitler!!
a tshirt of the old lady with a tshirt… ah, meta…

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Dec 20, 2009
1:38 am

#44 Karsun :

Mine made it! Mine are mothra vs kitty and the Avatar one with the blue kitty. I am so esssited!! Gonna go blog this, which somehow makes me very lame I fear. http://www.karsunsworld.com FTW! LOL

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Dec 20, 2009
4:37 am

#45 triceratops :

These are so funny, congrats to the winners. I was glad to see my old lady and her kitty tshirt was mentioned a few times!

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Dec 20, 2009
5:50 am

#46 henmen :

priceless!

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Dec 20, 2009
6:38 am

#47 middleagedwoman :

A needle-felted clitty-cat pendant!

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Dec 20, 2009
8:30 am

#48 leftfoot :

@Ninja (#36) – yep. it’s from the raccoon penis necklace post. hehhe

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Dec 20, 2009
8:30 am

#49 Skully :

These are all hilarious! Love the little details, like moon kitty’s salute and Hitler kitty’s mustache.

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Dec 20, 2009
11:09 am

#50 starrydreams :

The chipmunk eating the cat was too funny. They all are!!! Well done!!

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Dec 20, 2009
8:17 pm

#51 candy :

@ #45 triceratops

i think your cat on shirt was quite possibly the most brilliant of them all.

helen, PLEASE make and sell these! i am not one for wearing t shirts with phrases on them, especially “funny” ones, but THIS i would wear every day!!!!!!

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Dec 21, 2009
7:30 am

#52 Treed :

Granny and her blue kitty shirt just struck me as really funny…

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