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The 7th Night


Click on the menorah for your 7th Hanukkah present.

I have the receipt if you don’t like it.

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29 comments on The 7th Night

  1. razberries
    December 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    $18 (w/shipping) for a tissue box holder? i would rather buy a designer box of puffs plus!
    looks like something a grandma would make for you, and you’d only put it out when she was visiting…i’m glad you kept the receipt, helen!

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  2. HelenaHandbasket
    December 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Gee, I don’t mean to kvetch, but the opening is a WEE BIT off-center.

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  3. methuselah
    December 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Hole-y shit!

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  4. razberries
    December 17, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    not that i ever *needed* to be called an administrative assistant, but if i had gotten this on “secretaries day” i woulda been a bit disappointed…

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22420780

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  5. ahutchins27
    December 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    i find this seller’s whole store to be very confusing. star of david tissue box covers and easter bunnies…

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  6. curlytopnola
    December 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    ha! my gram had one of these for every room…it’s the keystone for interior design in central florida.

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  7. txesg
    December 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Klassy!

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  8. Sushisimo
    December 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I’m holding out for the Mazel Tov toilet seat cozy.

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  9. Skully
    December 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    @#2 HH: I agree, since she spent the time to make the opening in the shape of the Star of David, why didn’t she center it? Oh well, as the say, “Quityerbellachin!”

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  10. addiosix
    December 17, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Gesundheit

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  11. addiosix
    December 17, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    #9 Skully :

    Haha I’ve always heard it said as ‘quicherbitchin’

    but then again I did grow up in the south ;)

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  12. Skully
    December 17, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    #9 cont’d.: should be “Oh well, as the rednecks say…” Sorry.

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  13. sweetbirdofparadox
    December 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Wow, her store really is full of treasures! Check these out: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14782042

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  14. Skully
    December 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    @#11 Addiosix: Rednecks say “Quityerbellachin!” I read that on a sign somewhere.

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  15. MajorDanger
    December 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    The perfect gift for any verklempt Bubbe!!

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  16. addiosix
    December 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I JUST saw that one!!

    Stupid busy day messing up my mojo :(

    I caught up though — Veni, Vedi, Snarkey

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  17. GoldenAppleofDiscord
    December 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    That has to be the most kitschy shop on Etsy! What a plethora of odds and ends for any respectable Bubbie.

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  18. Skully
    December 17, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    @#16 Addiosix: Sorry, I couldn’t resist! Have a good night.

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  19. jenjen
    December 17, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    To quote the Hebrew Hammer–

    What the f**k is THAT?!?!

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  20. starrydreams
    December 17, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    yuk

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  21. addiosix
    December 17, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    #18 Skully :

    I would expect no less!! That was totally my bad and I deserved the spanking! ;D

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  22. Thistle
    December 17, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    with this box, if you sneeze, it comes out “ahhhhh-jew!”

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  23. whoanellee
    December 17, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    this reminds me of a song I learned in Sunday School:
    Shalom my friend
    Shalom my friend
    Shalom
    Shalom
    We’ll meet again
    We’ll meet again
    Shalom
    Shalom

    I’m getting all misty eyed with reminiscence… damn, I could use a tissue.

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  24. sbarnes2
    December 17, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    12? What a putz.

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  25. saucerville
    December 17, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Call me an elitest, but I’ve never been impressed by anything made out of plastic canvas. It’s just…too…walmart ‘craft’ kit-ish. And it always surprises me when I see people taking it seriously. Maybe I’m not hipster enough. I am fully willing to retract this statement if someone can show me proof that they should continue to manufacture plastic canvas.

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  26. flare
    December 18, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Was this the product of arts and crafts day at the Temple B’Nai Senior Day Care center?

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  27. snarkeygirl
    December 18, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    #13 sweetbirdofparadox : Wow, her store really is full of treasures! Check these out: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14782042

    Ahh, Snowmenchen!

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  28. JustJon
    December 19, 2009 at 8:30 am

    I can think of several members from my family who would love one of these. They all suffer from the kleenex cozy fetish.

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  29. It Lives
    December 20, 2009 at 12:20 am

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