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Posted by Helen Killer

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Dec 17, 2009
2:57 pm

#1 personalearthquake :

OH. this goes in that witch’s (from the Harry Potter porn painting) kitchen! I get it!

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Dec 17, 2009
2:57 pm

#2 flare :

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Dec 17, 2009
2:57 pm

#3 Natsu :

Hahaha that picture is great!

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Dec 17, 2009
2:58 pm

#4 txesg :

You’re a redneck if…the spelling looks fine to you.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:00 pm

#5 underemployed :

Brilliant marketing: unlike many other items of kitsch, this one is guaranteed never to be owned by an irony-loving hipster, only by its intended customer base as noted in the item description.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:00 pm

#6 methuselah :

Y oh Y can’t people spel

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Dec 17, 2009
3:01 pm

#7 Purple :

Kerning is for losers!

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Dec 17, 2009
3:02 pm

#8 Skully :

Hey Jethro, Y didn’t you proofread your hillbilly sign? Isn’t there anyone in the trailer park with a dictionary?

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Dec 17, 2009
3:03 pm

#9 jeffi :

kwityasignmakin’

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Dec 17, 2009
3:04 pm

#10 Frankenkitty :

I’d like to buy a vowel.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:04 pm

#11 Skully :

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Dec 17, 2009
3:08 pm

#12 underemployed :

@ #7 Purple :

“Kerning is for losers!”

nah, just city-slickers …

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Dec 17, 2009
3:08 pm

#13 gaycatpride :

I was about to break out my Gaelic dictionary before I realized it was a screwup. It looks like an Irish drinking toast. From now on when I down my Jameson, I’m proudly saying “quityerbellachin!”

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Dec 17, 2009
3:10 pm

#14 YippySkippy :

Helen, you’re an evil genious!

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Dec 17, 2009
3:11 pm

#15 Kimmer-G :

omg thank you Helen, for the funniest post to date
(onl m humble opinion of course)

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Dec 17, 2009
3:13 pm

#16 sudabaki :

Apparently I’m a little dim witted. I read the Twilight books and all Bella ever does is whine. I thought this was funny before I even got it.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:13 pm

#17 Jea :

Bella Chin *snort*

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Dec 17, 2009
3:15 pm

#18 sofacitysweethearts :

This would look great hanging on the wall out by my cement pond.

I hate when people remove their listings before I can read the whole thing. You would think that someone who created such an item would have a sense of humor.

Well, I better quitmuhbellachin.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:16 pm

#19 Calophi :

But…but I like my bellachin!

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Dec 17, 2009
3:18 pm

#20 Skully :

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Dec 17, 2009
3:19 pm

#21 polaroidart :

Hahaha! I had to read it 4 times to finally get it.
Hell yeah, redneck people! I hate that whiny Bella character.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:21 pm

#22 Jea :

A few weeks ago I said chicken chair instead of kitchen chair. My 6yrold will just start giggling and I’ll be all ‘what’s so funny?’ and he’ll just say ‘chicken chair’. I’m going to be like him with this. A week from now I’ll just start giggling and then be all ‘bella chin’

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Dec 17, 2009
3:25 pm

#23 TooManyCookbooks :

Poor Y; not being an official vowel in the ‘AEIOU’ song often leads to it being overlooked in favour of the popular letters.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:27 pm

#24 martini :

Pa! Go rip another board off the barn… Gotta fix that damn Ballachin sign… And make sure it’s the good western wood and not that crappy eastern stuff…

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Dec 17, 2009
3:31 pm

#25 CantNotWontNot :

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Dec 17, 2009
3:31 pm

#26 HelenaHandbasket :

Poor rubes probably have a difficult enough time correctly spelling proper words…

Although pretty much “all I know about Twilight, I learned from Regretsy”, I shan’t have guessed her chin would have been the most odious part.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:38 pm

#27 Dawgtowner :

My Uncle Grampie has one of these hanging over the pig house door. One time, it fell off and busted all of Cousin Sissy’s front teeth out. Now she looks real purdy… I might ask her out.

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Dec 17, 2009
3:48 pm

#28 Skully :

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Dec 17, 2009
3:59 pm

#29 blablover5 :

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Dec 17, 2009
4:04 pm

#30 WhimsyMistress :

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Dec 17, 2009
4:10 pm

#31 sudabaki :

Where’s the Skully love today?

Skully, yeramuzenme

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Dec 17, 2009
4:13 pm

#32 Skully :

@#30: Thank ou.

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Dec 17, 2009
4:15 pm

#33 Thistle :

well, that listing went to bellahandbasket.

or a chinbasket.

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Dec 17, 2009
4:19 pm

#34 CantNotWontNot :

really?!? thumbs down for a dick joke when the description even says “splatter finished it off” ??

this is a sad state in which to find the world

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Dec 17, 2009
4:25 pm

#35 razberries :

#18, sofacity sweethearts- you are right, such a buzz kill!
i SO wanted to see the whole listing…duh, don’t these people know they get MORE exposure keeping it at is?
by the way, she *can* spell margaritaville…go figure.

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Dec 17, 2009
5:05 pm

#36 addiosix :

This is a prime example of southernese.

For example we use this phrase when somebody tumps over our oyster shell nativity scene and knocks king cake baby Jesus out of the half shell, and they don’t want to hear our yelling at them because they were running for the television to turn on Fox News because it was time for the O’Reilly Factor.

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Dec 17, 2009
5:49 pm

#37 Street Corner Hooker :

My eyes crossed a bit at first when I saw this, but when they uncrossed (mostly, anyway) the first thing I noticed was the missing letter.

You have to wonder if the people who put these up have no friends to show these things to, just to double-check everything, or if the friends they do have are just malicious (or possibly closet regretsy fans).

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Dec 17, 2009
5:59 pm

#38 sofacitysweethearts :

To be honest, I can picture almost any of this person’s shop items hanging at my grandparents’ house. I’m not entirely convinced that this shop wasn’t created by my grandmother.

I’m not proud to admit that. I’m just making an observation.

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Dec 17, 2009
6:05 pm

#39 sofacitysweethearts :

#37- Love the name. I’d like to see this as your avatar.
http://baptistplanet.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hookers4jesus.jpg

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Dec 17, 2009
6:28 pm

#40 IscreamUscream :

“Pictured here is the Stupid Stick, indigenous to the Midwest. Similar to the common field rake, it quietly waits to smack its next victim in the face.”

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Dec 17, 2009
7:21 pm

#41 PussDaddy :

OMG, I thought it was some Twilight crapola too.

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Dec 17, 2009
8:01 pm

#42 crazycase :

Even if it was spelled correctly, would anyone buy it?

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Dec 17, 2009
8:48 pm

#43 addiosix :

p.s. and b.t.w. I’m southern.

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Dec 17, 2009
8:51 pm

#44 addiosix :

so if any of the thumbsdowns for this here thang –> #36 addiosix

are because I spoke ill of the southernese, then y’all best recognize, and quitcherbitchin.

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Dec 17, 2009
9:19 pm

#45 Skully :

@ Addiosix: Don’t take it personally, it’s like a thumbs down massacre in this forum, they got me squealing like a pig!

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Dec 17, 2009
9:27 pm

#46 Monstera_deliciosa :

Hmmm, perhaps I’ll convo craftmarttexas to see if they’ll chuck in an extra Y if I offer $6.

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Dec 17, 2009
9:27 pm

#47 PussDaddy :

Some Twilight nut will probably buy it now, crazycase.

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Dec 17, 2009
11:09 pm

#48 saucerville :

do they not realize that if they hadn’t jumped the gun and removed the listing they’d probably have that misspelled sign off their hands by now?

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Dec 18, 2009
1:06 am

#49 everydaymama1 :

Where’s the matching Edwardchin sign? I want a set!

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Dec 18, 2009
2:57 am

#50 cptfknvicious :

#16 i read them all too, after having pirated the first movie, thinking the books had to be better. i was wrong wrong wrong. fuck quitting bella’s chin, i want her to quit life and take the sparkling emo kid with her.

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Dec 18, 2009
3:53 am

#51 leatherdaddy :

Is this the sign stolen from Auschwitz?

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Dec 18, 2009
6:01 am

#52 addiosix :

#45 Skully :

You sure do got a purty mouth.

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Dec 18, 2009
8:10 am

#53 Skully :

@#51 Addiosix: LOL (while humming Dueling Banjos) @ (yes!) work. Thanks!

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Dec 18, 2009
8:20 am

#54 Skully :

Quite yer (Jingle) Bell (medley, Clay) Aiken?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqWLkhPKWxg

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Dec 18, 2009
8:58 am

#55 Raen :

“#30 WhimsyMistress :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgJcPu5Wxrk ”

Go to 2:44.

It made me lol.

And I delurked just to say this.

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Dec 23, 2009
12:23 am

#56 elephantandbutterfly :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36837971

Looking and looking, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same sign:)

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Jan 24, 2010
7:13 am

#57 Madeline :

Now you, too, can have that authentic “itchy” look, with the macrame pot holder and the solidarity with the two-by-four makers’ union, against evil foreign IKEA. For extra authenticity, smells like the enema results from that “spaghetti” painting. If you cut you finger on the “twisted wire,” you can finally suffer with the underprivileged.

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