Brilliant marketing: unlike many other items of kitsch, this one is guaranteed never to be owned by an irony-loving hipster, only by its intended customer base as noted in the item description.
I was about to break out my Gaelic dictionary before I realized it was a screwup. It looks like an Irish drinking toast. From now on when I down my Jameson, I’m proudly saying “quityerbellachin!”
This would look great hanging on the wall out by my cement pond.
I hate when people remove their listings before I can read the whole thing. You would think that someone who created such an item would have a sense of humor.
A few weeks ago I said chicken chair instead of kitchen chair. My 6yrold will just start giggling and I’ll be all ‘what’s so funny?’ and he’ll just say ‘chicken chair’. I’m going to be like him with this. A week from now I’ll just start giggling and then be all ‘bella chin’
My Uncle Grampie has one of these hanging over the pig house door. One time, it fell off and busted all of Cousin Sissy’s front teeth out. Now she looks real purdy… I might ask her out.
#18, sofacity sweethearts- you are right, such a buzz kill!
i SO wanted to see the whole listing…duh, don’t these people know they get MORE exposure keeping it at is?
by the way, she *can* spell margaritaville…go figure.
For example we use this phrase when somebody tumps over our oyster shell nativity scene and knocks king cake baby Jesus out of the half shell, and they don’t want to hear our yelling at them because they were running for the television to turn on Fox News because it was time for the O’Reilly Factor.
My eyes crossed a bit at first when I saw this, but when they uncrossed (mostly, anyway) the first thing I noticed was the missing letter.
You have to wonder if the people who put these up have no friends to show these things to, just to double-check everything, or if the friends they do have are just malicious (or possibly closet regretsy fans).
To be honest, I can picture almost any of this person’s shop items hanging at my grandparents’ house. I’m not entirely convinced that this shop wasn’t created by my grandmother.
I’m not proud to admit that. I’m just making an observation.
“Pictured here is the Stupid Stick, indigenous to the Midwest. Similar to the common field rake, it quietly waits to smack its next victim in the face.”
#16 i read them all too, after having pirated the first movie, thinking the books had to be better. i was wrong wrong wrong. fuck quitting bella’s chin, i want her to quit life and take the sparkling emo kid with her.
Now you, too, can have that authentic “itchy” look, with the macrame pot holder and the solidarity with the two-by-four makers’ union, against evil foreign IKEA. For extra authenticity, smells like the enema results from that “spaghetti” painting. If you cut you finger on the “twisted wire,” you can finally suffer with the underprivileged.
December 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
OH. this goes in that witch’s (from the Harry Potter porn painting) kitchen! I get it!
December 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Hahaha that picture is great!
December 17, 2009 at 2:58 pm
You’re a redneck if…the spelling looks fine to you.
December 17, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Brilliant marketing: unlike many other items of kitsch, this one is guaranteed never to be owned by an irony-loving hipster, only by its intended customer base as noted in the item description.
December 17, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Y oh Y can’t people spel
December 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Kerning is for losers!
December 17, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Hey Jethro, Y didn’t you proofread your hillbilly sign? Isn’t there anyone in the trailer park with a dictionary?
December 17, 2009 at 3:03 pm
kwityasignmakin’
December 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I’d like to buy a vowel.
December 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm
@ #7 Purple :
“Kerning is for losers!”
nah, just city-slickers …
December 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I was about to break out my Gaelic dictionary before I realized it was a screwup. It looks like an Irish drinking toast. From now on when I down my Jameson, I’m proudly saying “quityerbellachin!”
December 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Helen, you’re an evil genious!
December 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm
omg thank you Helen, for the funniest post to date
(onl m humble opinion of course)
December 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Apparently I’m a little dim witted. I read the Twilight books and all Bella ever does is whine. I thought this was funny before I even got it.
December 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Bella Chin *snort*
December 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm
This would look great hanging on the wall out by my cement pond.
I hate when people remove their listings before I can read the whole thing. You would think that someone who created such an item would have a sense of humor.
Well, I better quitmuhbellachin.
December 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm
But…but I like my bellachin!
December 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Hahaha! I had to read it 4 times to finally get it.
Hell yeah, redneck people! I hate that whiny Bella character.
December 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm
A few weeks ago I said chicken chair instead of kitchen chair. My 6yrold will just start giggling and I’ll be all ‘what’s so funny?’ and he’ll just say ‘chicken chair’. I’m going to be like him with this. A week from now I’ll just start giggling and then be all ‘bella chin’
December 17, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Poor Y; not being an official vowel in the ‘AEIOU’ song often leads to it being overlooked in favour of the popular letters.
December 17, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Pa! Go rip another board off the barn… Gotta fix that damn Ballachin sign… And make sure it’s the good western wood and not that crappy eastern stuff…
December 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Poor rubes probably have a difficult enough time correctly spelling proper words…
Although pretty much “all I know about Twilight, I learned from Regretsy”, I shan’t have guessed her chin would have been the most odious part.
December 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm
My Uncle Grampie has one of these hanging over the pig house door. One time, it fell off and busted all of Cousin Sissy’s front teeth out. Now she looks real purdy… I might ask her out.
December 17, 2009 at 3:48 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm
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December 17, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Where’s the Skully love today?
Skully, yeramuzenme
December 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@#30: Thank ou.
December 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
well, that listing went to bellahandbasket.
or a chinbasket.
December 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm
really?!? thumbs down for a dick joke when the description even says “splatter finished it off” ??
this is a sad state in which to find the world
April 1, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Some prudish person always thumbs down things. Its like, why are they reading this site anyway???
December 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm
#18, sofacity sweethearts- you are right, such a buzz kill!
i SO wanted to see the whole listing…duh, don’t these people know they get MORE exposure keeping it at is?
by the way, she *can* spell margaritaville…go figure.
December 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm
This is a prime example of southernese.
For example we use this phrase when somebody tumps over our oyster shell nativity scene and knocks king cake baby Jesus out of the half shell, and they don’t want to hear our yelling at them because they were running for the television to turn on Fox News because it was time for the O’Reilly Factor.
December 17, 2009 at 5:49 pm
My eyes crossed a bit at first when I saw this, but when they uncrossed (mostly, anyway) the first thing I noticed was the missing letter.
You have to wonder if the people who put these up have no friends to show these things to, just to double-check everything, or if the friends they do have are just malicious (or possibly closet regretsy fans).
December 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm
To be honest, I can picture almost any of this person’s shop items hanging at my grandparents’ house. I’m not entirely convinced that this shop wasn’t created by my grandmother.
I’m not proud to admit that. I’m just making an observation.
December 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm
#37- Love the name. I’d like to see this as your avatar.
http://baptistplanet.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hookers4jesus.jpg
December 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
“Pictured here is the Stupid Stick, indigenous to the Midwest. Similar to the common field rake, it quietly waits to smack its next victim in the face.”
December 17, 2009 at 7:21 pm
OMG, I thought it was some Twilight crapola too.
December 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Even if it was spelled correctly, would anyone buy it?
December 17, 2009 at 8:48 pm
p.s. and b.t.w. I’m southern.
December 17, 2009 at 8:51 pm
so if any of the thumbsdowns for this here thang –> #36 addiosix
are because I spoke ill of the southernese, then y’all best recognize, and quitcherbitchin.
December 17, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@ Addiosix: Don’t take it personally, it’s like a thumbs down massacre in this forum, they got me squealing like a pig!
December 17, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Hmmm, perhaps I’ll convo craftmarttexas to see if they’ll chuck in an extra Y if I offer $6.
December 17, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Some Twilight nut will probably buy it now, crazycase.
December 17, 2009 at 11:09 pm
do they not realize that if they hadn’t jumped the gun and removed the listing they’d probably have that misspelled sign off their hands by now?
December 18, 2009 at 1:06 am
Where’s the matching Edwardchin sign? I want a set!
December 18, 2009 at 2:57 am
#16 i read them all too, after having pirated the first movie, thinking the books had to be better. i was wrong wrong wrong. fuck quitting bella’s chin, i want her to quit life and take the sparkling emo kid with her.
December 18, 2009 at 3:53 am
Is this the sign stolen from Auschwitz?
December 18, 2009 at 6:01 am
#45 Skully :
You sure do got a purty mouth.
December 18, 2009 at 8:10 am
@#51 Addiosix: LOL (while humming Dueling Banjos) @ (yes!) work. Thanks!
December 18, 2009 at 8:20 am
Quite yer (Jingle) Bell (medley, Clay) Aiken?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqWLkhPKWxg
December 18, 2009 at 8:58 am
“#30 WhimsyMistress :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgJcPu5Wxrk ”
Go to 2:44.
It made me lol.
And I delurked just to say this.
December 23, 2009 at 12:23 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36837971
Looking and looking, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same sign:)
January 24, 2010 at 7:13 am
Now you, too, can have that authentic “itchy” look, with the macrame pot holder and the solidarity with the two-by-four makers’ union, against evil foreign IKEA. For extra authenticity, smells like the enema results from that “spaghetti” painting. If you cut you finger on the “twisted wire,” you can finally suffer with the underprivileged.