Hmm… very creepy. Yeah, I can’t think of any reason someone would make this. It’s not even eye catching.. get it eye catching? Yeah I know that was bad. Bad, Emily, Bad. Blame it on the stress of the holidays and the idea getting another year older.
Betty, you beat me to it. I was going so ask why it always feels like someone is looking down my shirt. I send food back with strange hair in it, why would I pay $38 to wear a stranger’s hair against my chest?
Maybe they’re like clip-on sunglasses for eyeglass wearers, excepting you can slip on false eyelashes without the fuss of glueing them AND have a bosom-draping chain to keep your spectacles handy.
I’m pretty sure the eyes that went with these exploded after seeing the hot mess modeling the penis bone pendant. This is a great way to make use of the leftovers!
Uh, and please dont shave your armpits, So you can create for us the next thing. may be an Earrings. 2 ears, 2 armpits. it’s gonna’ work good I think, You Idiot!
December 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm
EEW, EEW, EEW! I throw away my hair when it falls out. I don’t keep it to make jewelry. Yep, me neither Helen, don’t make me look at it again.
December 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Okay, once I got over asking “why,” I find myself wondering how itchy this makes your chest.
Oh and it’s hideous.
December 17, 2009 at 12:36 pm
After the mustache craze, it was really only a matter of time. I wonder when nose hairs will get their 15 minutes.
December 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm
awwww look her chest is sleeping….cute
December 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Hmm… very creepy. Yeah, I can’t think of any reason someone would make this. It’s not even eye catching.. get it eye catching? Yeah I know that was bad. Bad, Emily, Bad. Blame it on the stress of the holidays and the idea getting another year older.
December 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm
That is kind of cute, but I’m ticklish.
December 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Butterfly kisses?
December 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Gawd, they make jewelry out of anything…….and yeah, it’s so important that it’s actual human hair! I refuse to buy artificial…..
December 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Do you clean that creepy thing with silver cleaner or shampoo?
December 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Stop looking at my breasts! Oh, that’s my necklace, never mind.
December 17, 2009 at 12:42 pm
no shampoo near the eyes Skully!
December 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm
You can always use baby shampoo…..no tears!
December 17, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I’m reminded of the episode of Spongebob where he makes the sweater out of eyelashes. *shudder*
December 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Betty, you beat me to it. I was going so ask why it always feels like someone is looking down my shirt. I send food back with strange hair in it, why would I pay $38 to wear a stranger’s hair against my chest?
December 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
i’m not sure what’s worse, the two eyed version or the cyclops one with pearl tears.
December 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm
But you know, I kind of like this
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=12108607
If I had $85 laying around I’d get it.
December 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Surrealist art is not everyone’s cup of fur.
December 17, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I like the pussy willow earrings. I really do.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15746620
December 17, 2009 at 12:51 pm
This is just too much versitility for me.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34741416
December 17, 2009 at 12:51 pm
BUT, I could make them myself for way less than $125
December 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm
OMG her eyelashes fell out!!
December 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm
MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!! Urm… wait…
December 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Someone can no longer give “butterfly kisses”. So sad.
December 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Mmmmmm…Illuminated Sea Cookie.
December 17, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Eye don’t get it…
December 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm
You could always use mascara to change up the look!
December 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm
In case the ants in your ears get hungry: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34733639
December 17, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Maybe they’re like clip-on sunglasses for eyeglass wearers, excepting you can slip on false eyelashes without the fuss of glueing them AND have a bosom-draping chain to keep your spectacles handy.
December 17, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Anyone else think “Clockwork Orange” when they see this?
December 17, 2009 at 1:19 pm
i was afraid they were made out of 100% raccoon hair…..
December 17, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Love the shop. Not sure about the eyelash necklace yet
(it’s different for sure), but artist is very creative..
her stuff is up my ally.
December 17, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I’m not staring at your boobs – YOU ARE!!
December 17, 2009 at 1:30 pm
#16, I agree…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4193721594/
December 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
at least the hairs aren’t curly.
December 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm
#31, Razberries–nice, LOL!
December 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Did you know there are 52 pages of things that are tagged “eyelash”, like this one is? Like just the one.
December 17, 2009 at 2:18 pm
“You look tired with those bags under your eyes….oh, those are your boobs.”
December 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
hmmmmm
100% human hair…..
these hairs are very….. curly…… aren’t they?
December 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I KNEW there was some way to upcycle my unibrow! Will I get called out for copyright infringement?
December 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@#33 RB: Well, hello Dali! Nice work!
December 17, 2009 at 2:30 pm
at least the caterpillars escaped this one
December 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm
can you wrap the chain around your head so they’re functional??
December 17, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Well that’ll put hair on your chest!
December 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I’m pretty sure the eyes that went with these exploded after seeing the hot mess modeling the penis bone pendant. This is a great way to make use of the leftovers!
December 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm
human hair?! wat? wat? wat? wat? wat? wat?
December 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I can’t decide which of her “Creations” is more creepy, this eyelash one or this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=7465780
December 17, 2009 at 4:14 pm
If I didn’t make shitty jewelry myself, I’d totally buy it. No joke.
Except, I’ve seen it done before.
December 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I like it. I’d wear it if it was made of fake eyelashes.
December 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm
First thing I thought of when I saw this was Clockwork Orange. But I’m also sick in bed and somewhat delirous.
December 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm
What if Hannibal Lecter had an Etsy page…?
December 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I once read a book where the serial killer cut off people’s eyelids and kept the lid and lashes in his house. Doesn’t seem to fictional anymore!
December 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm
A lot of premium false eyelashes are made from human hair; I’m thinking she didn’t use her own.
December 17, 2009 at 7:13 pm
In fact, the way that the artist used such delicate components to construct this is very sensitive.
I saw a whole dress made from eyelashes, once, I wish I could find the link.
Thousands and thousands of fake eyelashes.
December 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I liked it until I saw it was real human hair. False eye lashes would have sufficed.
December 17, 2009 at 7:42 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!
December 17, 2009 at 9:07 pm
From the McLean Asylum spring line in cooperation with Mugatu.
December 18, 2009 at 1:12 am
Next in the human hair series… Ass hair jewelry!
December 18, 2009 at 5:29 am
Ironic eyelashes, for the hipster who hates moustaches and rejects fads just because they’re popular.
December 18, 2009 at 6:48 am
What’s wrong with using human hair? It’s not like you have to skin people to get it.
December 18, 2009 at 7:28 am
#59 – if it shows up in your soup, you send it back. Why should a necklace be different?
December 18, 2009 at 9:55 am
3 – I never understood the mustache craze…
December 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
If the chain was longer I could give my nipples eyelashes.
December 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Because that’s exactly what tits need. Eyelashes. Since that’s where your boyfriend is looking anyway.
May 13, 2011 at 2:09 pm
How about a pubic hair necklace? LOL.. I am sure this one is the next to come.
man, This people are fucked up! Mustache, Eye lashes Jewels.. Howly Crap!
May 13, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Uh, and please dont shave your armpits, So you can create for us the next thing. may be an Earrings. 2 ears, 2 armpits. it’s gonna’ work good I think, You Idiot!