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Don’t Look Now

Posted by Helen Killer

63 comments

It’s okay, I don’t want to look at it either.

Filed in Jewelry 63 comments

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Dec 17, 2009
12:32 pm

#1 somethinghomemade :

EEW, EEW, EEW! I throw away my hair when it falls out. I don’t keep it to make jewelry. Yep, me neither Helen, don’t make me look at it again.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:33 pm

#2 Dynomoose :

Okay, once I got over asking “why,” I find myself wondering how itchy this makes your chest.
Oh and it’s hideous.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:36 pm

#3 thefrog :

After the mustache craze, it was really only a matter of time. I wonder when nose hairs will get their 15 minutes.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:38 pm

#4 personalearthquake :

awwww look her chest is sleeping….cute

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Dec 17, 2009
12:40 pm

#5 CrimsonHoohah :

Hmm… very creepy. Yeah, I can’t think of any reason someone would make this. It’s not even eye catching.. get it eye catching? Yeah I know that was bad. Bad, Emily, Bad. Blame it on the stress of the holidays and the idea getting another year older.

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 17, 2009
12:40 pm

#6 Monstrosa :

That is kind of cute, but I’m ticklish.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:41 pm

#7 pd417 :

Butterfly kisses?

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Dec 17, 2009
12:41 pm

#8 takilasunrise :

Gawd, they make jewelry out of anything…….and yeah, it’s so important that it’s actual human hair! I refuse to buy artificial…..

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Dec 17, 2009
12:41 pm

#9 Skully :

Do you clean that creepy thing with silver cleaner or shampoo?

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Dec 17, 2009
12:41 pm

#10 BettyMachete :

Stop looking at my breasts! Oh, that’s my necklace, never mind.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:42 pm

#11 personalearthquake :

no shampoo near the eyes Skully!

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Dec 17, 2009
12:43 pm

#12 takilasunrise :

You can always use baby shampoo…..no tears!

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Dec 17, 2009
12:44 pm

#13 Orlana :

I’m reminded of the episode of Spongebob where he makes the sweater out of eyelashes. *shudder*

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Dec 17, 2009
12:45 pm

#14 sudabaki :

Betty, you beat me to it. I was going so ask why it always feels like someone is looking down my shirt. I send food back with strange hair in it, why would I pay $38 to wear a stranger’s hair against my chest?

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Dec 17, 2009
12:45 pm

#15 itsnotatumor :

i’m not sure what’s worse, the two eyed version or the cyclops one with pearl tears.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:48 pm

#16 sudabaki :

But you know, I kind of like this

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=12108607

If I had $85 laying around I’d get it.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:49 pm

#17 methuselah :

Surrealist art is not everyone’s cup of fur.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:50 pm

#18 personalearthquake :

I like the pussy willow earrings. I really do.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15746620

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Dec 17, 2009
12:51 pm

#19 Jea :

This is just too much versitility for me.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34741416

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Dec 17, 2009
12:51 pm

#20 personalearthquake :

BUT, I could make them myself for way less than $125

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Dec 17, 2009
12:52 pm

#21 fluffysue :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:53 pm

#22 Dawgtowner :

MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!! Urm… wait…

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Dec 17, 2009
12:54 pm

#23 Dawgtowner :

Someone can no longer give “butterfly kisses”. So sad.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:57 pm

#24 das_hoot :

Mmmmmm…Illuminated Sea Cookie.

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Dec 17, 2009
12:58 pm

#25 martini :

Eye don’t get it…

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Dec 17, 2009
1:02 pm

#26 takilasunrise :

You could always use mascara to change up the look!

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 17, 2009
1:16 pm

#27 Dynomoose :

In case the ants in your ears get hungry: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34733639

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Dec 17, 2009
1:17 pm

#28 HelenaHandbasket :

Maybe they’re like clip-on sunglasses for eyeglass wearers, excepting you can slip on false eyelashes without the fuss of glueing them AND have a bosom-draping chain to keep your spectacles handy.

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Dec 17, 2009
1:18 pm

#29 alantto :

Anyone else think “Clockwork Orange” when they see this?

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Dec 17, 2009
1:19 pm

#30 Thistle :

i was afraid they were made out of 100% raccoon hair…..

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Dec 17, 2009
1:22 pm

#31 polaroidart :

Love the shop. Not sure about the eyelash necklace yet
(it’s different for sure), but artist is very creative..
her stuff is up my ally.

Rate this comment: +8

Dec 17, 2009
1:30 pm

#32 Stretch65 :

I’m not staring at your boobs – YOU ARE!!

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Dec 17, 2009
1:30 pm

#33 razberries :

#16, I agree…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4193721594/

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Dec 17, 2009
1:36 pm

#34 Megan8607 :

at least the hairs aren’t curly.

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Dec 17, 2009
1:41 pm

#35 IscreamUscream :

#31, Razberries–nice, LOL!

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Dec 17, 2009
1:51 pm

#36 theleewit711 :

Did you know there are 52 pages of things that are tagged “eyelash”, like this one is? Like just the one.

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Dec 17, 2009
2:18 pm

#37 Sushisimo :

“You look tired with those bags under your eyes….oh, those are your boobs.”

Rate this comment: +38

Dec 17, 2009
2:28 pm

#38 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

hmmmmm

100% human hair…..

these hairs are very….. curly…… aren’t they?

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Dec 17, 2009
2:28 pm

#39 whimsiclefuckery :

I KNEW there was some way to upcycle my unibrow! Will I get called out for copyright infringement?

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Dec 17, 2009
2:28 pm

#40 Skully :

@#33 RB: Well, hello Dali! Nice work!

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Dec 17, 2009
2:30 pm

#41 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

at least the caterpillars escaped this one

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Dec 17, 2009
2:59 pm

#42 flare :

can you wrap the chain around your head so they’re functional??

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Dec 17, 2009
3:02 pm

#43 Dynomoose :

Well that’ll put hair on your chest!

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Dec 17, 2009
3:18 pm

#44 YippySkippy :

I’m pretty sure the eyes that went with these exploded after seeing the hot mess modeling the penis bone pendant. This is a great way to make use of the leftovers!

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Dec 17, 2009
3:37 pm

#45 thebakesale :

human hair?! wat? wat? wat? wat? wat? wat?

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Dec 17, 2009
4:07 pm

#46 WhimsyMistress :

I can’t decide which of her “Creations” is more creepy, this eyelash one or this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=7465780

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Dec 17, 2009
4:14 pm

#47 ourephemera :

If I didn’t make shitty jewelry myself, I’d totally buy it. No joke.

Except, I’ve seen it done before.

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Dec 17, 2009
4:37 pm

#48 quantuminsanity :

I like it. I’d wear it if it was made of fake eyelashes.

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Dec 17, 2009
5:13 pm

#49 whyohwhy :

First thing I thought of when I saw this was Clockwork Orange. But I’m also sick in bed and somewhat delirous.

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Dec 17, 2009
5:16 pm

#50 MajorDanger :

What if Hannibal Lecter had an Etsy page…?

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Dec 17, 2009
5:36 pm

#51 MyEyesMyEyes :

I once read a book where the serial killer cut off people’s eyelids and kept the lid and lashes in his house. Doesn’t seem to fictional anymore!

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Dec 17, 2009
6:05 pm

#52 Cruella :

A lot of premium false eyelashes are made from human hair; I’m thinking she didn’t use her own.

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Dec 17, 2009
7:13 pm

#53 jenjen :

In fact, the way that the artist used such delicate components to construct this is very sensitive.

I saw a whole dress made from eyelashes, once, I wish I could find the link.

Thousands and thousands of fake eyelashes.

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Dec 17, 2009
7:22 pm

#54 PussDaddy :

I liked it until I saw it was real human hair. False eye lashes would have sufficed.

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Dec 17, 2009
7:42 pm

#55 starrydreams :

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!

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Dec 17, 2009
9:07 pm

#56 sbarnes2 :

From the McLean Asylum spring line in cooperation with Mugatu.

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Dec 18, 2009
1:12 am

#57 everydaymama1 :

Next in the human hair series… Ass hair jewelry!

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Dec 18, 2009
5:29 am

#58 mannequinreject :

Ironic eyelashes, for the hipster who hates moustaches and rejects fads just because they’re popular.

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Dec 18, 2009
6:48 am

#59 das_hoot :

What’s wrong with using human hair? It’s not like you have to skin people to get it.

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Dec 18, 2009
7:28 am

#60 beqi :

#59 – if it shows up in your soup, you send it back. Why should a necklace be different?

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Dec 18, 2009
9:55 am

#61 Ivriniel :

3 – I never understood the mustache craze…

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Dec 18, 2009
10:06 am

#62 Tdogdd :

If the chain was longer I could give my nipples eyelashes.

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Dec 30, 2009
4:26 pm

#63 whimsey :

Because that’s exactly what tits need. Eyelashes. Since that’s where your boyfriend is looking anyway.

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