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Cutesy Poo

I like to wear these over my pants when I clean out the unicorn stables. Lalalalala!

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62 comments on Cutesy Poo

  1. pdrunk
    December 16, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    As seen on Charo.

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  2. mambolica
    December 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Holy crap, she spelled whimsical correctly.

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  3. underemployed
    December 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Ah. “Whimsical.” THAT explains why they exist.

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  4. biggles5
    December 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Aww.. I feel bad for the poor baby whose blankie she cut up to make these.

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  5. quizzicalpussy
    December 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    The blue bunny lace is just taking it too far. Where I come from, we try to keep our Carebear leg warmers classy.

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  6. HelenaHandbasket
    December 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Maybe if you tighten them up enough around the calf, you’ll lose CIRCULATION, and won’t need those $700 shoes to do so.

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  7. underemployed
    December 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    #4 biggles5 “Aww.. I feel bad for the poor baby whose blankie she cut up to make these.”

    Don’t–it was hers, and she is growing up and moving on. Clearly.

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  8. Skully
    December 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I’m picturing the model stretched out, bear naked, showing off her shocking pink bush. How sick is that?

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  9. Tori Bat!
    December 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    all this really needs is… glitter! *laugh*

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  10. martini
    December 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Hey! Where the hell did my CareBear blanket go? Oh…

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  11. rainy
    December 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    It’s like strip club meets romper room…

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  12. befuddled
    December 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    This is so wrong on so many levels. Many, many levels.

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  13. TooManyCookbooks
    December 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    I can think of so many inappropriate uses for these, and I don’t *want* to be able to think of ANY of them. Damn you, internet!

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  14. JD
    December 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    The title says “leg warmers”, but the pictures say “drafty”.

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  15. NinjaGato
    December 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I sorta like those shoes. Seven more of them and I could have me one sexy menorah.

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  16. Stretch65
    December 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    NO No NO!!!!

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  17. slappyknuckles
    December 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    If the Cutesy Carebears Leg / Arm Warmers came with 5 hits of Ecstasy, i might consider buying them…maybe

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  18. Lennymud
    December 16, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    These are gonna look killer with my Strawberry Shortcake g-string.

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  19. curlytopnola
    December 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    These are great for cosplay, Halloween, raves or just any time you feel like wearing something different with your outfit.
    ***and they really make that slide down the stripper pole smooth which is good b/c sometimes the pole chafes the inside of my knee***

    They can also be used as arm warmers, just tie them really tight over your elbows (might need some help with this).
    ***I didn’t need any help, ya know b/c i’m double-jointed & ambidexterous***

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  20. babalu
    December 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    It looks like the carebear is using the potty.

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  21. StarShiranui
    December 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    DAMMIT, LADY.

    No self-respecting cosplayer would wear that kind of pathetic shit. :\

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  22. popodog
    December 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Why do I get the feeling that if I ordered this for local pickup Chris Hansen would answer the door?

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  23. babalu
    December 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    “They are held on by white shoe laces. (they can be made smaller at the calf by tying them tighter around your legs)” ummmmmm, why wouldn’t the person who made these use elastic? I can’t imagine how these would stay up with shoelaces….I don’t understand this. Sorry, I’m tired from too much late night drinking and Christmas shopping. ;-P

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  24. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    #7 SKULLY- Observe the Care Bear taking a Shit………

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36526098

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  25. Skully
    December 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    @#21 RCB: Now THAT’S shimsical!

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  26. babalu
    December 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    “These leg warmers are made from one of the hardest materials for us to find. They are a furry bright green and black crocodile print”

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=28087475

    So this is what’s responsible for the dwindling population of the elusive furry bright green and black crocodile??? Somebody call PETA or World Wildlife Fund!

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  27. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    A SIDE NOTE- sorry to take the focus of the Care bear shaking a baby rattle on an Adult’s legs.
    Anyhoo- whoever posted the link so I could have a pretty picture- thanks..alot!!!

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  28. jessikate
    December 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    they havean entire category dedicated to selling tail. I didn’t know it was legal to sell that >.>

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  29. razberries
    December 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    these leg warmers just compliment those f*ck me shoes so well…they look like the bottoms of children’s pajamas

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  30. Monstrosa
    December 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Too fuckin’ whimsical.

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  31. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    #28- Ever been to Nevada????

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  32. IndyJules
    December 16, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Can you tighten the shoestring enough to use them as barf bags? I think that would be upcycling.

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  33. IndyJules
    December 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Perhaps these are practical for those cold winter nights at the drafty old strip club/booty shake.

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  34. polaroidart
    December 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Haha, I’m familiar with this “fashion”, I had
    a few “rave kids” friends and that just what they
    wear …she forgot to include the glowing sticks
    and the pacifier with it.

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  35. IscreamUscream
    December 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    somehow these two are made for each other:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2485/4190802223_b86cb7192f_o.jpg
    sorry ’bout the crappy PS–but I’m not selling my work on etsy

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  36. polaroidart
    December 16, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    #34 IscreamUscream :

    somehow these two are made for each other:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2485/4190802223_b86cb7192f_o.jpg
    sorry ’bout the crappy PS–but I’m not selling my work on etsy
    ….

    LOL!

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  37. WhimsyMistress
    December 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    PedoBear approves.

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  38. sudabaki
    December 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Tenderheart, Funshine, Wish Bear, Luv-a-lot, Stripper bear, Prosti-bear…..

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  39. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
  40. razberries
    December 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    #35-LOL
    awesome :-)
    is it bad that i AM selling on etsy and posting crappy photoshopped stuff? is karma gonna kick me in the ass?

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  41. nitebyrd
    December 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    I can’t un-see these which sucks.

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  42. IscreamUscream
    December 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    #40–Hehe, your “Gumby graveyard” was great!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4185591056/sizes/o/

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  43. regretmenot
    December 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    She looks like a pink nightmare.

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  44. PussDaddy
    December 16, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Hee hee, I think they are kinda cute. I would only wear them in my house, though.

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  45. crazycase
    December 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    OMG… she used BUNNY lace to trim the BEAR leggins… I mean… WHAT WAS SHE THINKING… fur real…

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  46. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    December 16, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Those will be perfect for the Burning Man festivities!

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  47. Sandra D
    December 16, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    #39 rcb
    SHIT- has anyone seen my keys?
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36827293

    Ok I see brown poop, white tp, WTF is that red thing?!

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  48. John G.
    December 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    What stripper joint was this pic shot at??? EW!

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  49. starrydreams
    December 16, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Somewhere, on this night, a child is missing his blankie…

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  50. sbarnes2
    December 16, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    American Harajuku gone bad! What is she, some high school glitter goth?

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  51. Dawgtowner
    December 16, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    These are a MUST this year for the cuddly stripper on your Xmas list!

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  52. whoanellee
    December 16, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    perfect for the pedophile in your life.

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  53. lynne
    December 17, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Can someone tell me what cosplay means….would look it up on urban dictionary, but I am already embarassed that I looked up pearl necklace last night!

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  54. Efit
    December 17, 2009 at 7:26 am

    Children’s items + Sexy = A crime waiting to happen. This retard probably likes kiddie pageants, too. So…who’s calling CPS this time?

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  55. enamy
    December 17, 2009 at 8:06 am

    etsy: where ravers go to die after the party’s over.

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  56. kunibob
    December 17, 2009 at 9:03 am

    “Purple”? Really?

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  57. flare
    December 17, 2009 at 9:30 am

    They’re whimsical!!

    And perfect for the pre-k stripper population

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  58. ChronicFabulist
    December 17, 2009 at 11:25 am

    I prefer more whimsicle fuckery on my leg warmers:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35842502

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  59. polaroidart
    December 17, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    It’s sold.

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  60. lyontamer
    December 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Bleck! These are just dripping with estrogen.

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  61. It Lives
    December 20, 2009 at 2:04 am

    They also make a whimsical accessory when you go to Frisco’s Folsom Street Festival with your fetish freak friends every year.

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  62. regrepic
    March 8, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    Is it bad that I’m just finding out about Regretsy now when we made these damn things 2 years ago? LOL. Love all the comments by the way. :)

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