CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR GALORE CAGED BOOT SANDAL PUMP HEEL SHOES
DO NOT TRY IT. YOU WILL NOT FIND THEM. THE CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR GALORE CAGED BOOT SANDAL PUMPS HEEL SHOES ARE NOT CIRCULATORY.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
ALSO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE MENORAH
December 16, 2009 at 10:57 am
Birdman, anyone?
December 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
Oh my. It’s too much…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=33502380
a peacock bra. Someone, please teach me how to have a mature sense of humor.
December 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
Spartacus meets Studio 54.
December 16, 2009 at 11:01 am
Auction? A lot of attention to detail there. But I’m holding out for the vascular boots.
December 16, 2009 at 11:01 am
Too many freakin words!
Plus, etsy isn’t an auction site. Would it kill you to edit when you copy and paste?
December 16, 2009 at 11:02 am
She can’t mean the American Gladiators! Ok..maybe the Fire Island Gladiators.
December 16, 2009 at 11:02 am
#2, add a feather thong to that and you have an excellent pole dancing outfit!
December 16, 2009 at 11:03 am
#2, or this will do: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=33503424
December 16, 2009 at 11:04 am
Oy vey! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34498360
December 16, 2009 at 11:04 am
Lord save me, I would actually wear these.
December 16, 2009 at 11:05 am
I’ll wait for the circulatory boots. I like blood flow in my feet.
December 16, 2009 at 11:05 am
Perfect for the Toxic Harpy in your life.
December 16, 2009 at 11:06 am
Oh come on…you chose the shoes over this?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34498360
Or is that one too obvious?
December 16, 2009 at 11:07 am
Ooh, I have the perfect phoenix denim pants to wear with these phoenix shoes.
Oh, wait, they are pheasant, never mind.
December 16, 2009 at 11:12 am
these look like something godzilla would wear if he were a drag queen
December 16, 2009 at 11:14 am
there’s so much going on in the title that even the text is confused…
December 16, 2009 at 11:15 am
#13 razberries :
“these look like something godzilla would wear if he were a drag queen”
LOL! Great idea for an anime!
December 16, 2009 at 11:17 am
Perfect for Big Bird’s outing.
December 16, 2009 at 11:17 am
Custom??? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35436143
I wonder what Liz would have to say about this.
These are 9 West shoes!!!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33382870
Now I am confused.
December 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
Two words: Jimmy Floo
December 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
I would love a menorah like this.
December 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
CUSTOM SHOES
CUSTOM FEATHER SHOES
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT SHOES
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR SHOES
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR CAGED SHOES
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR CAGED BOOTS, ER SHOES….
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR CAGED BOOTS, SANDALS, UM SHOES?
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR CAGED BOOTS, SANDALS, PUMPS….SHOES
CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR CAGED BOOTS, SANDALS, PUMPS, HEELS….SHOES.
IT’S LIKE THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF FOOTWEAR…
December 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
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December 16, 2009 at 11:21 am
Why is the seller YELLING at us? Are we in trouble?
December 16, 2009 at 11:22 am
CUSTOM/FEATHER/PHEASANT/GLADIATOR/GALORE- and FUN/TO/ GO/THROUGH/AIRPORT/SECURITY
December 16, 2009 at 11:23 am
AVAILABLE SIZES ARE: 7; 7.5 .
SIZE AVAILABILITY ON THESE IS LIMITED AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE THREE SIZES AS OUTLINES ABOVE.
and the 3rd size is…? the 3rd size is if you wear them on your hands
December 16, 2009 at 11:23 am
THIS PAIR OF PHEASANT FEATHERS GLADIATOR BOOTS WILL ARRIVE CUSTOM MADE TO YOUR SIZE.
SIZE AVAILABILITY ON THESE IS LIMITED AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE THREE SIZES AS OUTLINES ABOVE.
I’m confused…they’re custom made to my size, but only if my size is one of the 3 listed, and there’s only 2 sizes listed. makes my head hurt.
December 16, 2009 at 11:23 am
HEY MOTHERFUCKER I CAUGHT YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING FOR THESE IN A RETAIL MARKET.
I TOLD YOU THESE ARE NOT CIRCULATORY.
NOW PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY MY CUSTOM/FEATHER/PHEASANT/GLADIATOR/GALORE/CAGED/BOOTS/SANDALS/PUMPS/HEELS/SHOES/.
December 16, 2009 at 11:24 am
Besides the ugliness of them, it’s reseller crap (ooo, I “glued” on feathers)AND the “auction” mention and tagging them with designer names just ticks me off! Oh, yeah, I’m gonna pay $69.00 for a bra with a feather glued to it! Oooh, but those hipsters back East love this junk!
December 16, 2009 at 11:24 am
#22: JINX!!!
December 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
DO NOT TRY LOOKING FOR THESE IN ANY NORTHERN RETAIL MARKET IN WINTER AS THEY ARE MIGRATORY.
December 16, 2009 at 11:34 am
DOES THE CAPITALIZATION
AND THE SPACING DRIVE
ANYONE ELSE
CRAZY?
Also, is crystal clear to anyone else that all of the photos are taken inside a retail store yet the listing says Etsy is the only place they’re available?
December 16, 2009 at 11:35 am
I am NOT CIRCULATORY because the CUSTOM FEATHER PHEASANT GLADIATOR GALORE CAGED BOOT SANDAL PUMP HEEL SHOES ate my brain!
December 16, 2009 at 11:39 am
Pheasant gladiator pumps: For when your tibia and fibula absolutely have to look like disco carpal bones.
December 16, 2009 at 11:42 am
@27 yeah – my eyes hurt.
however – i would actually wear some of the stuff in her shop – Fabulous Burlesque stuff… yum yum yum
December 16, 2009 at 11:43 am
@ Kiru
To be fair, I used to work in a retail store that specialised in off-the-rack and custom designs. They may not be listed for sale in the store, either, but as prop pieces.
But yes, THE SPACING
DRIVES ME CRAZY.
December 16, 2009 at 11:55 am
#15 Monstrosa, this is the best I can do for you…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4190325523/
December 16, 2009 at 11:57 am
#29 razberries : LMAO. Thanks!
December 16, 2009 at 11:58 am
@#17 martini: or Jimmy Poo
December 16, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Can I get my money back if they start to molt?
December 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm
yeah definately not circulatory. Looks like they cut off all circulation to the lower body
December 16, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Ok…prepare yourselves for the 4th picture down on the right.
Is that….or is that not, a reclining blond in her bra and panties framed on the desk behind the shoes? And WHY?
December 16, 2009 at 12:17 pm
WARNING: PREGNANT WOMEN, THE ELDERLY, AND CHILDREN SHOULD AVOID EXPOSURE TO PHEASANT GLADlATOR BOOTS
PHEASANT GLADIATOR BOOTS MAY SUDDENLY ACCELERATE TO DANGEROUS SPEEDS
PHEASANT GLADIATOR BOOTS CONTAIN A LIQUID CORE, WHICH IF EXPOSED DUE TO RUPTURE SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHED, INHALED OR LOOKED AT
DO NOT USE PHEASANT GLADIATOR BOOTS ON CONCRETE
INGREDIENTS OF PHEASANT GLAIDATOR BOOTS INCLUDE A GLOWING SUBSTANCE WHICH FELL TO EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE.
DO NOT TAUNT PHEASANT GLADIATOR…
December 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
#26,29,34 LMAO
December 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm
MAJORDANGER, YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME SNORT, AND I AM NOT A PERSON WHO NORMALLY SNORTS
WHEN I LAUGH. SOMEONE SHOULD REPORT THIS SELLER TO ETSY FOR FEE AVOIDANCE, SINCE SHE IS CRAMMING FIVE
EBAY AUCTIONS INTO HER ETSY LISTING FOR THE BRA WITH FEATHERS.
December 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm
OMG!!! Those are the exact shoes that Russell Crowe wears in his new movie sequel “Gladiator – The South Beach Years”
December 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Haven’t checked the Frederick’s of Hollywood circulatory but I would bet my benwah balls that they’re in there.
December 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@ Major Danger: LMAO @ “DO NOT TAUNT PHEASANT GLADIATOR…” Thanks.
December 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I am still cracking up at the Etsy store name, I haven’t even gotten through reading the whole description of the…item.
God. People are just lazy. And stupid. And tacky.
December 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm
when worn – it becomes “PHEASANT UNDER ASS”
my first post here – what ya think…
December 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm
A moment of silence please for the poor pheasant who gave its all for these shoes. I’m sure if it was alive, it would immediately drop dead from embarrassment.
December 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm
THIS JUST IN:
IF FEATHERS START FALLING OFF OF YOUR SHOES YOU JUST BOUGHT, STICK THEM ON YOUR UNDERWEAR.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34498360
December 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
DO/NOT/PUT/CUSTOM/FEATHER/PHEASANT/GLADIATOR/GALORE/IN/MICROWAVE/TO/DRY/CUSTOM/FEATHER/PHEASANT/GLADIATOR/GALORE/CAGED/BOOTS/SANDALS/PUMPS/HEELS/SHOES/SIZE AVAILABILITY/ON/THESE/IS/LIMITED/AND/IS/ONLY/AVAILABLE/IN/THE/THREE/SIZES/AS/OUTLINES/ABOVE
December 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm
This should be cross-filed in annoying descriptions.
Also,
Favorite Materials
FEATHERS GALORE
Really? I didn’t quite get that impression from your items.
December 16, 2009 at 1:10 pm
CIRCULATION, SCHMIRCULATION. A LADY SOMETIMES HAS TO SUFFER FOR FASHION.
December 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm
BUT I’M CONFUSED, WHAT KIND OF FOOTWEAR IS IT EXACTLY?
December 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
WTF is “BNWT”? What’s a “sole sticker”? Why is this douchebag charging $398 for a pair of shit boots with a ticket price of $1,498? What the hell does this mean?:
“THIS PAIR WILL ARRIVE IN A BOX, WITH ORIGINAL SOLE STICKER TAGS ON THEM.
THE PRICE ON A TICKET: $1,498.00 . BNWT. “
December 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm
#43- I think it has to do with some self awareness leason someone taught her. She knows that these whore boots were worth the original $1498.00 and that she fucked them up so bad she is willing to get what she can. She would have explained that part but she ran out of room in her description.
December 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I meant the #58 comment for #57 and that #43 was hysterical. Lost..always lost- sorry
December 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Efit, clearly you have not read enough annoying descriptions on ebay. BNWT = “brand new with tags.” It can’t be that she ruined a $1400 pair of boots to make these, can it? Maybe she just took the pricetag off something else.
December 16, 2009 at 1:38 pm
If I wore these around her someone would shoot my fucking foot. Then defeather and cook the meat.
December 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm
#60- She lives in HOLLYWEIRD- anything is possible….
December 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Aren’t they “EXQUIZITE” and highly rare? WTF…the fumes from the glue to assemble this shitfuckery must be scrambling her brain!
December 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Why the fuck people can’t fix their “copy/paste”
Ebay description? Why? The word “AUCTION” doesn’t
cut it on Etsy..and it GETS ON MY NERVES.
Are you blind, stupid or just THAT lazy to change
ONE WORD!?
I’m not saying anything about the shoes..
except I’ve seen an almost identical pair on
a drag queen walking on Santa Monica blvd. at 2am.
December 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I wasn’t sure if I was going to buy the peacock undies.
YOUR CUSTOM PEACOCK PANTY WILL ARRIVE WITH PRICE TAG ATTACHED WRAPPED IN BOHEMIAN FRENCH TOILE WRAPPING PAPER DEPICTING LOVELY SCENES FROM 18TH CENTURY COURTSHIP. THE PRICE ON A TICKET $139.00 .
But this totally sold me on it. I mean, it’s toile paper, people.
December 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm
#57 BNWT supposedly means “Brand New With Tags.”
I like to imagine that she meant “Bam! Now With Turds!”
December 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
#65
A perfect marriage where pee and cock come together in a panty. SPLENDID!!!!
December 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Clearly these can only be worn with the matching erm… dress?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33500729
December 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Yes the shoes are un-freaking-believable, but has anyone noticed the framed photo of the spread-eagle bikini?? babe in the background of the 4th photo?? What’s up with that?
December 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm
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December 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Ohhhh……. so TIHS is where Lady Gaga shops. I wondered.
December 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm
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December 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Damnit; my keyboard is engaging in whimsicle fuckery again.
December 16, 2009 at 4:20 pm
OK, THEY’RE PRETTY BEAUTIFUL. BUT MORE ALONG THE LINES OF HAUTE COUTURE AS I’M SURE GORILLA GLUE’D FEATHERS DO NOT LAUNDER WELL.
December 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I deeply mourn the pheasant that died for these.
December 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm
#43: thank you.
December 16, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I can actually see Rihanna wearing these.
I think Rihanna has a horrible sense of fashion.
December 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm
back up the train to comment #42, Mr/or Ms 69 (lucky you for getting that number BTW) I commented on that desk phote myself with a great big mental WTF! I mean…is the a pic of the creator in her skivvies….just a perv shot for the shoe fetish person who happens to be viewing, or what?
December 16, 2009 at 9:06 pm
They are actually pretty cute. But stupid price, and stupid seller. I want my own feather covered shoes, I can get all of the supplies from Wal-Mart. For like 20 dollars.
December 16, 2009 at 9:08 pm
It took *71* comments to generate a Lady GaGa reference? Seriously, Regretsies, you gotta to be kidding me. Ro-ma ro-ma ma-maa.
December 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
oh my god! I just bought these on Zappos for less AND got free shipping!
December 16, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I’m not a phesant plucker, I’m a phesant plucker’s mate! Say that ten times, really fast! BTW…the shoes?! Do not want!
December 17, 2009 at 7:17 am
(in british accent): “are you saying that PHEASANT CAGED GLADIATOR BOOTS are migratory?”
December 17, 2009 at 8:11 am
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December 17, 2009 at 10:31 am
There are some chilly, nekkid shivering peacocks running around somewhere…
Also, “tussle”? I can has tussle?
December 19, 2009 at 8:45 am
It’s even funnier if you read the ad and imagine it’s in Mojo Jojo’s voice.
“Do not look for these boots elsewhere, because you will not find them, because I have the only pair, and the only place they are is here, which is not elsewhere.”
December 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm
http://www.etsy.com/shop/BELAIRSHOPPEOFBELAIR
Everything is covered in peacock feathers. Does he/she have a peacock farm? Where do all these feathers come from and why can’t they find another material to work with?
December 22, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Really? Two things to say:
1. Am I the only one who thinks that the underwear look like a peacock merkin?
2. Who actually believes that Nine West shoes were ever $1500??????
January 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm
OMG! This site is Brilliant – and I thought Peopleofwalmart was great! Come to think of it, this must be where some of them are finding their fabulous fashions.
January 27, 2010 at 8:54 pm
This part of the description for the matching feather clutch is killing me:
ONE THING I HAVE TO ADD IS THAT IF YOU LIKE THE LOOKS OF OF THESE CLUTCHES
JUST BY LOOKING AT THE PHOTOS, THEY ARE SO MANY TIMES FOLD MORE MEZMERIZING IN PERSON!
THE DETAIL, SILKINESS OF THE FEATHERS TO THE TOUCH, UNIQUE TEXTURE PECULIAR TO EACH
KIND OF FEATHERS , IRIDISCENCE, GLOW, THE WAY THEIR TONE VARIES WHEN LOOKING AT
FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES -ARE ALL THOSE THINGS WHICH PHOTOGRAPHS
CANNOT…
January 27, 2010 at 8:55 pm
CANNOT TRANSLITTERATE.
Seriously??? TRANSLITTERATE!!!!
September 12, 2011 at 8:49 pm
The price really looks steep for a pair of these gladiator shoes with the illuminous fish-scale design. Nonetheless, whoever wears this is guaranteed to attract lots of attention.
Shawn