So, this the sellers interpretation of how Hermione Granger (character played by Emma Watson) payed tuition fees at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft?
Anybody else a little distracted by the fact that the dildo (broomstick?) is inserted at a weird angle and it’s too far down, unless she has a very droopy vadge
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don’t believe me, then come with me tonight
And I’ll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick
I have to admit that I kind of like this. After all the Twilight inspired crap I’ve seen it’s nice to see an actual display of talent. It reminds me of the old Playboy cartoons. The “magic wand” at an odd angle though.
In the words of the Vancome Lady, “Tcha…you know what? Uh-uh!” Compare the careful rendering of the woman to the rest of the mess in this painting. Looks like she was lifted from an old cheesecake mag – the kind men like – and then retouched with Painter.
“”Anybody else a little distracted by the fact that the dildo (broomstick?) is inserted at a weird angle and it’s too far down, unless she has a very droopy vadge”"
they don’t call it a ‘wizard’s sleeve’ for nothing…
: shrugs : I’m not her manager. I think her stuff is well done and super cute, and I would totally buy a print of this if I had the extra cash to spare.
at first i thought she was stirring some green gasses (queef bubbles?) out of her vag…maybe i wouldn’t have thought this had her broomstick been pointing in the proper masturbatory direction…sorry to sound so graphic – but it is still not as graphic as this painting
i think the title “fine art print” is optimistic at best.
and the harry potter books are fairly large and heavy. must be hard to read with just the one hand.
I love it. The proportions are a little off (head is too small, love the boobs). But I’m European and a little freaky, and I’m into erotic/porn cartoons.
This is pretty awesome. Harry Potter porn is varies from scary to gross to sexy hot. This is nearer the latter- at least its not Hagrid porn! Though, I wish it was Snape…Muahahahaha.
Oh dear. Seriously! Harry Potter porn? Well, I suppose anything is possible… I once did a google search for something i thought was innocuous, and pulled up a “erotic fanfic” story featuring Fox Mulder and Skinner (from the X Files show) having incredibly graphic and BDSM-related gay sex; ruined my fond memories of that show for me…
#48 sbarnes2 :
This is pretty awesome. Harry Potter porn is varies from scary to gross to sexy hot.
Thanks a lot Regretsy. No one will ever be able to call me a pot stirrer or accuse me of stirring the pot on a forum thread again without this monstrosity flashing in front of my eyes.
I really like her Part Of A Complete Breakfast. I actually sent some Frankenberry to someone in Canada on Etsy not too long ago because she couldn’t get any there.
I remember that time, there were rumours flying around everywhere of a female Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. So lots of people thought she’d be some PYT, and then it turned out to be Umbridge, one of the most intentionally loathed (not to mention dowdy) characters in the series, so kind of a big “maahaa” in the face of all the fanfic writers.
However, I don’t think that many people expected her to be a naked porn star.
I’m highly amused that people are shocked at the very idea of Harry Potter porn. It’s almost as if they’re new the to internets.
In any case, at least this looks pretty good, although the position of the cauldron and the way she’s definitely not using that wand to masturbate keeps making me think she chose only at the last moment to make this not a watersports piece. Yurgh.
And who stops in the middle of making a potion to flick the bean? I can’t think of any way that could end well.
Some, such as this, should definitely come with the warning “Do Not View In A Room With You Mouth Full Of Coffee And Croissant Or A Serious Choking Incident May Ensue”. Still, recovering. Genius V.I.R.
#65 lemon floor wax : Rule 34? Welcome to the internet. “If it exists, there is porn of it.”
Even if it doesn’t exist, there’s still porn of it. And, I’m still shaking my head over the Dinobot porn I read 5 years ago. Robot dinosaurs in heat!
This one’s more pin-up than anything. The figure’s pretty good, but she really needs to take more of an interest in her backgrounds. Or make them more abstract or something.
let’s see…what could be a good example for the need to follow the mature guideline…
lets consider something that is very popular with the younger generations. Something that they might search for. Oh, I don’t know…Harry Potter perhaps. I could see my kids searching for harry potter items here (except, of course, they are schooled in copyright infringement guidelines every single day of their fun free lives). Its a bit disturbing to think they’d come up with this.
Let’s be clear that it does not bother me to have mature items on Etsy. Not a bit. And I know that a mature key photo is not going to stop much. It could, however, stop my clicking on it if looking for stuff with my children, or heaven forbid their grandma looking for gifts.
But the really bad mature rule breakers are one of my biggest pet peeves on Etsy.
And speaking of Harry Potter the movie..I rented
the last one they made last night, and couldn’t even
finish watching it. BOOOORING, dreadful!!!
This painting is MUCH more entertaining then this horrible movie.
@70: I don’t think they are fake. Her belly is a little squishy so she is a curvy lady with very large breasts. I myself have breasts bigger than some people’s heads and they aren’t real they’re the result of being a little pudgy.
Wow. I’m not sure what freaked me out more; look on her face combined with the placement of the “wand”, or the fact that as I stared at it in terrified awe I realized I actually know the person who made it!
It does have kind of a retro pinup quality, except for the strap-on wand and the gonorrhea gushing out from her dainty parts. That green goo is just ten kinds of nasty.
December 15, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Kinda playing fast-and-loose with the term “adult”
December 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Say, is that a pretzel rod, or are ya happy to see me?
December 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Wow. Just wow.
December 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Clutch my pearls!
December 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
….I hope she doesn’t stir what’s in the pot after using that…
December 15, 2009 at 5:02 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm
dolores umbridge has got nothing on her.
December 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Anybody else a little distracted by the fact that the dildo (broomstick?) is inserted at a weird angle and it’s too far down, unless she has a very droopy vadge
December 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32440945
Please read what Count Chocula is having………
December 15, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Like 50 Cent said…
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don’t believe me, then come with me tonight
And I’ll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick
December 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Man, J.K. is really slumming. And here I thought “Beadle the Bard” was a money-grab.
December 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm
… and now I am embarrassed to be a Harry Potter fan.
December 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-to-Mouth? That’s the best title ever! Helen, when I write a book, you get to pick the title.
December 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I have to admit that I kind of like this. After all the Twilight inspired crap I’ve seen it’s nice to see an actual display of talent. It reminds me of the old Playboy cartoons. The “magic wand” at an odd angle though.
December 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Well, I think it’s whimsicle fuckery at it’s finest.
December 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
The wand isn’t at the wrong angle, I think she is giving Dobby a nudge.
December 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Seems like a Harry Potter porn spin-off DVD cover for “Hairy Pooter”
December 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
NinjaGato really has a wand up their ass about this one. Get over yourself a bit, eh?
December 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I’ve had a wand up my ass about everything lately.
December 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm
“”Anybody else a little distracted by the fact that the dildo (broomstick?) is inserted at a weird angle and it’s too far down, unless she has a very droopy vadge”"
they don’t call it a ‘wizard’s sleeve’ for nothing…
December 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm
WOW! Her boobs are bigger than her head! And they are still defying gravity? I sense plastic surgery has been done.
December 15, 2009 at 5:33 pm
everydaymama- no surgery, just “wingardium leviosa” keeping them afloat…I’m so sad that I know what that means
December 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Well methuselah, in looking at the rest of her art, I can safely say she can render humans on her own, it’s no paint over. http://jodee.deviantart.com
December 15, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Thanks anyway, I’ll keep Alan Rickman… that is, if I can find brain bleach to eliminate this image.
December 15, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Oh noes! Where’d it go? Listing is gone!
December 15, 2009 at 5:52 pm
#27 XvMoonChildvX :
Then why doesn’t she put THAT art on her Etsy page?
December 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
#30 NinjaGato:
: shrugs : I’m not her manager. I think her stuff is well done and super cute, and I would totally buy a print of this if I had the extra cash to spare.
December 15, 2009 at 6:17 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Either that’s a mixed message–or Pinocchio makes a cameo in Harry Potter.
December 15, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Yep, shooting martini olives out of your kooch into a kettle is definitely one of the Dark Arts.
December 15, 2009 at 6:33 pm
i think the title “fine art print” is optimistic at best.
and the harry potter books are fairly large and heavy. must be hard to read with just the one hand.
December 15, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I love it. The proportions are a little off (head is too small, love the boobs). But I’m European and a little freaky, and I’m into erotic/porn cartoons.
December 15, 2009 at 6:48 pm
I really feel as if any description that begins “As an adult Harry Potter fan…” is doomed to mock in forums such as this.
December 15, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Ah, it’s back. With a nod to Regretsy and some answers.
December 15, 2009 at 6:56 pm
BTW, the View in a Room is beautiful. The fact that it’s a Barnes and Noble makes it even greater.
December 15, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Oh yeah, the View in the Room is awesome!
December 15, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Best view-it-in-a-room ever. EVER.
December 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm
The woman is strongly reminiscent of Peter Arno’s drawings.
December 15, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Riddikulus!
December 15, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Looks like she’s giving herself a staff infection…
December 15, 2009 at 7:42 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm
#35 whimsiclefuckery : OK… It’s official… I’m switching to twists…
December 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm
This is pretty awesome. Harry Potter porn is varies from scary to gross to sexy hot. This is nearer the latter- at least its not Hagrid porn! Though, I wish it was Snape…Muahahahaha.
December 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Expelliarmus!
December 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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December 15, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Did anyone else notice that her ladybits are glowing like Chernobyl? That doesn’t look magical.. that looks like you need a dr.
December 15, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Potter? I don’t even knower!
December 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Thanks a lot Regretsy. No one will ever be able to call me a pot stirrer or accuse me of stirring the pot on a forum thread again without this monstrosity flashing in front of my eyes.
December 15, 2009 at 10:03 pm
green bubbles? i thought they were olives.
“glowing like chernobyl” heh
December 15, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Aw, it’s cute. And now my husband’s new favorite Regretsy posting, naturally.
Oh…and given that she’s leaning back with her arms tucked close, the boobs are totally plausible. Yeah, I know that. I’m, ah, gifted. Like that.
December 15, 2009 at 10:32 pm
I would say she is gifted, because all the leaning back and arm tucking in the world doesn’t make my tits perk up like that.
December 15, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Of course I have 8 of ‘em.
December 15, 2009 at 10:39 pm
It’s not so bad until it gets to the face… the face looks like the features sort of slipped a bit…
Having to click to reveal every third comment is getting a bit tedious, what’s up with that?
December 15, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I really like her Part Of A Complete Breakfast. I actually sent some Frankenberry to someone in Canada on Etsy not too long ago because she couldn’t get any there.
December 15, 2009 at 10:52 pm
What’s the wand wood? Slippery elm?
December 16, 2009 at 12:20 am
I like that the figure is curvy. And she has won me over with her answers to Regretsy questions.
December 16, 2009 at 1:19 am
“It was painted shortly before the 5th book…”
I remember that time, there were rumours flying around everywhere of a female Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. So lots of people thought she’d be some PYT, and then it turned out to be Umbridge, one of the most intentionally loathed (not to mention dowdy) characters in the series, so kind of a big “maahaa” in the face of all the fanfic writers.
However, I don’t think that many people expected her to be a naked porn star.
December 16, 2009 at 1:28 am
I’m highly amused that people are shocked at the very idea of Harry Potter porn. It’s almost as if they’re new the to internets.
In any case, at least this looks pretty good, although the position of the cauldron and the way she’s definitely not using that wand to masturbate keeps making me think she chose only at the last moment to make this not a watersports piece. Yurgh.
And who stops in the middle of making a potion to flick the bean? I can’t think of any way that could end well.
December 16, 2009 at 2:06 am
Some, such as this, should definitely come with the warning “Do Not View In A Room With You Mouth Full Of Coffee And Croissant Or A Serious Choking Incident May Ensue”. Still, recovering. Genius V.I.R.
December 16, 2009 at 6:25 am
#50 WhimsyMistress
Really? You’ve never heard of Rule 34? Welcome to the internet. “If it exists, there is porn of it.”
December 16, 2009 at 7:20 am
She should proofread her titles a little better. I’m sure she meant to say Double D Double D Toil and Trouble.
December 16, 2009 at 7:48 am
#65 lemon floor wax : Rule 34? Welcome to the internet. “If it exists, there is porn of it.”
Even if it doesn’t exist, there’s still porn of it. And, I’m still shaking my head over the Dinobot porn I read 5 years ago. Robot dinosaurs in heat!
This one’s more pin-up than anything. The figure’s pretty good, but she really needs to take more of an interest in her backgrounds. Or make them more abstract or something.
December 16, 2009 at 8:00 am
At the risk of severe down-thumbing, I like this painting. A lot. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom, polishing my magic wand.
December 16, 2009 at 8:09 am
#49 Bronc Drywall – Good one! You beat me to it!
BTW, weren’t you one of the movie stars who used to date Elly Mae Clampett?
December 16, 2009 at 8:15 am
But who shall be the “Defense Against Fake Boobs Bigger Than Your Head” teacher?
December 16, 2009 at 8:19 am
@#66 YS: LOL @ (yes!) work, thanks!
@HK: Hilarious View in a Room! You and your partner are the coolest creative duo since Frida and Diego.
December 16, 2009 at 9:08 am
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December 16, 2009 at 9:50 am
Looks like she’s found the Chamber of Secrets…
December 16, 2009 at 11:37 am
@#74 STG: LOL!
December 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Is it a missed opportunity or too on the nose to have viewed this actually in Hogwart’s.
December 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
And speaking of Harry Potter the movie..I rented
the last one they made last night, and couldn’t even
finish watching it. BOOOORING, dreadful!!!
This painting is MUCH more entertaining then this horrible movie.
December 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@70: I don’t think they are fake. Her belly is a little squishy so she is a curvy lady with very large breasts. I myself have breasts bigger than some people’s heads and they aren’t real they’re the result of being a little pudgy.
December 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm
err i mean they are real.
December 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm
i like that she is a thick curvy gal. everything else, not so much!
December 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm
“View It In A Room” made me snort out loud, which then got me busted for not finishing my holiday cards. It was worth it.
December 16, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Haha! Don’t you know “you never do ass to mouth”!!!
December 17, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Wow. I’m not sure what freaked me out more; look on her face combined with the placement of the “wand”, or the fact that as I stared at it in terrified awe I realized I actually know the person who made it!
December 20, 2009 at 5:11 am
It does have kind of a retro pinup quality, except for the strap-on wand and the gonorrhea gushing out from her dainty parts. That green goo is just ten kinds of nasty.