There are two ghastly scenarios possible here, one even more terrible than the other. First, this “artist” could be aware that her work is shit and likes to scam people with the ridiculous prices. That is horrible, but even worse is the second reality. This woman, judging by her bio, seems to really believe that she is a kitchy, artsy, creative person with a good idea that people actually desire. That is far more terrifying. And very annoying at the same time.

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“These magnets are meant to display on a metal suface.” – as opposed to wood.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32153295

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“I am obsessed with CDs, lotus flowers and mandelas.”

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36351797

Either she’s not sufficiently obsessed with mandalas to know how to spell it right, or there is some very scary Apartheid-inspired cat food can “art” in our near future.

  +8

she could learn a bit about can-tab art here:

http://tabistry.blogspot.com/

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Damn, why $45? If the seller made this $8.00 or less, I’d order it for the magical experience and the finished product.

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Guess what? You can actually recycle CDs at Best Buy. So after you get one of these for your Christmas (or Hanukkah, etc.)you can GET RID OF IT the way it should have been disposed of in the first place!

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My best friend is already dizzy, the biatch doesn’t need any spinning help.

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(Cont.) … “even though it’s about to cost her all of her cats ” (shows frowning Animal Control Officer writing lady a citation and gesturing at several matted, filthy cats twining about her ankles)
…”and her house” (shows frowning Health Dept. Official waving in a demolition bulldozer).
…Cut to woman saying “This is my ART STUDIO. All this creative clutter is part of my PROCESS! THey are trying to stop me from making a LIVING!!!!!”

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Wow. “Next time, on Hoarders, on A&E.
…”THIS woman” (show pic of crazy, twitching, half-dressed woman with paint flecks all around her mouth and nose),
…”will NOT let go of THIS stuff” (shows interior shot of half-rusted old trailer, with CDs spilling over every surface, sink full of hot glue sticks, bags of Michael’s and Hobby Lobby craft beads spilling out of every open doorway, the main room packed to the rafters with tinsel, twine, glitter and more CDs…) (cont.)

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well I have about 100 old cd’s just laying around, think I’d get a discount for supplying the product? haha

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I second #58 Recovering Crack Baby, rezberries.

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thank you, recovering crack baby
i feel i may as well waste time here and play in photoshop, rather than job hunt…this is so much more satisfying, hahaha

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#54 razberries – that was grand- a round of applause for you

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