It’s like they watched 5th Element, looked up “intestines” on Google images and cleaned the mould from their fridge and that’s when the idea hit.
Sometimes it’s just destiny…
Also, that model looks like a zombie.
It looks like she just cut holes in a wool sweater and washed it in hot water….. although I don’t know why. Looks like it’s going to fall apart after one wearing.
Maybe I’m too much back in the nautical theme, but it looks like little squid are crawling up the front. I pray they blind her with inky secretions, to spare her the pitying glances on the street as she wears this.
She stole my design!! I did this exact same pattern on my front door with fake spiderweb yarn on Halloween. Only she seems to have dyed her webbing red. Is there no respect for others designs? Next she’ll be stealing my dust web designs that I have hanging whimiscle-y in the corner of my hallway ceiling.
I love how this seller can totally f*ck up a knitting (or whatever it was originally) project then just describe it as “my own technique”. Yes, and it’s a technique that you mustn’t use again. It may be semi-felted, but it’s 100% ugly!
Did she throw it into a cage with a rabid cat? No wait, that could be dangerous to get back out. She must have strategically placed it on a set of train tracks.
$32 for a crap baby tutu made from ripped organza? You can’t wash this thing AT ALL. And you’re going to have to. Seriously, one time trying to wash it in any manner and it’s a fucking raveled mess (not to say it isn’t a mess already). I can even see the selvage in several strands.
Wow…looks like handicrafts where felines intervened in the creation process are totally in. How much do you think I could fetch for a halfway finished faroese shawl in gray mohair boucle that’s been lovingly needle felted by a cute orange tabby? Even the yarn ball is needle felted.
Anyone notice her avatar? It makes me really glad you can’t click on them to enlarge the picture. Looks like a woman wearing nothing but leg warmers, taking a dump.
#64 Chrisnyc1213- Yes- I can see this “sweater” going very well with the traditional Lady Gaga front thong…. actually, didn’t she wear this at the 2009 MTV awards??
December 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
No, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that before — I think a cat coughed it up.
December 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Technique???
December 14, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Holy shit.
no pun intended.
December 14, 2009 at 6:32 pm
For that glamorous “mauled by a tiger” look.
December 14, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Wow – is that made out of dryer lint? carpet vacuumings? dust bunnies?
December 14, 2009 at 6:32 pm
wow… there seems to be a squid mosh pit going on on top of her shirt…. why would anyone even think this?
….dots..
December 14, 2009 at 6:33 pm
What my sweater would look like after I cleaned it with a cheese grater.
December 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
It’s like they watched 5th Element, looked up “intestines” on Google images and cleaned the mould from their fridge and that’s when the idea hit.
Sometimes it’s just destiny…
Also, that model looks like a zombie.
December 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
A cuttlefish who drank too much and got frisky + a “freshly used” washable wool menstrual pad = this.
December 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
It’s semi-felted, because it semi-exists
December 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm
It looks like she just cut holes in a wool sweater and washed it in hot water….. although I don’t know why. Looks like it’s going to fall apart after one wearing.
December 14, 2009 at 6:38 pm
This top will pay for itself if you pair it with a sign that says “PLEASE HELP” and then stand on a corner downtown.
December 14, 2009 at 6:38 pm
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December 14, 2009 at 6:39 pm
So someone was too lazy to spin wool and knit it up, so they just took hanks of it and felted it into a garbage-top? o.O
Of course it looks like this seller specializes in garbage-tops…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8775840
December 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Mothra 1, sweater 0.
December 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
looks like a big fishing net…i say, throw it all back in (with the net of course)
“This is my own techinque so you will not see it anywhere but here!”
ya mean, besides on Regretsy, right?
Thank God!
December 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
damn. i wanted to see a large size person wear this.
December 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=8130448
another chocker. I want to choke the next person who spells it that way
December 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm
in all seriousness that “top” grosses me out. looks like a cat puked up red dryer lint
December 14, 2009 at 6:44 pm
oh yeah, this is the same seller of that craptacular blazer…
December 14, 2009 at 6:45 pm
never too early to start a bikini barista
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=29354028
December 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm
#15 IscreamUscream : LOL. I heart Mothra, big time.
December 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm
After staring at this for a few minutes, I think I found Nemo.
December 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm
my eyes!!! they burn!!!
December 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm
“I’ve been a Fashion Stylist for over ten years.”
http://www.etsy.com/profile.php?user_id=5429847
My dog could shred up some wool better than that in half an hour. I’ll even let you have it for free.
December 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm
This would be a case where excessive use of quotation marks would actually help us. Example:
“red” “semi-felted” “top”
See what I mean?
December 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm
If this had been green, it would look like the scrubber pad I used to clean the burnt stuff off the grill after a cook-out.
December 14, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Maybe I’m too much back in the nautical theme, but it looks like little squid are crawling up the front. I pray they blind her with inky secretions, to spare her the pitying glances on the street as she wears this.
December 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm
She stole my design!! I did this exact same pattern on my front door with fake spiderweb yarn on Halloween. Only she seems to have dyed her webbing red. Is there no respect for others designs? Next she’ll be stealing my dust web designs that I have hanging whimiscle-y in the corner of my hallway ceiling.
December 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I love how this seller can totally f*ck up a knitting (or whatever it was originally) project then just describe it as “my own technique”. Yes, and it’s a technique that you mustn’t use again. It may be semi-felted, but it’s 100% ugly!
December 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm
What exactly is her own technique?
Did she throw it into a cage with a rabid cat? No wait, that could be dangerous to get back out. She must have strategically placed it on a set of train tracks.
December 14, 2009 at 7:11 pm
“I’ve been a Fashion Stylist for over ten years.”
dressing up your reborn dolls does not make you a fashion stylist
December 14, 2009 at 7:11 pm
#21 NinjaGato :
$32 for a crap baby tutu made from ripped organza? You can’t wash this thing AT ALL. And you’re going to have to. Seriously, one time trying to wash it in any manner and it’s a fucking raveled mess (not to say it isn’t a mess already). I can even see the selvage in several strands.
December 14, 2009 at 7:16 pm
RIP, Elmo.
December 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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December 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm
It may be semi-felted but it is fully ugly.
December 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Wear with fish-net stockings to complete this incomplete ensemble.
December 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Worn without an undershirt = semi-nude.
December 14, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Ugh.. I got nothing else….
December 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Feminine hygiene apparatus for a mermaid.
December 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Ever hear that Denis Leary bit about how he hopes they pull a meat sweater out of his colon when he dies?
December 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm
You would think wearing a “top” made out of sea coral would be uncomfortable…
December 14, 2009 at 7:54 pm
#33 Orlana :
I was more irritated by the fact that she’s put a bikini top on a frikken baby.
December 14, 2009 at 7:55 pm
You know what I would do to my worse enemy?
I would put that sweater on him, then the bullsssssssshit necklace and THEN push him down the stairs.
December 14, 2009 at 8:00 pm
#43 nuageblanc72 – Only if you scream SAY WHAT?? whilst doing it…
December 14, 2009 at 8:04 pm
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December 14, 2009 at 8:16 pm
As weird and crazy as this is..I used to wear stuff like that when I was younger.
And it’s still in my closet,exact same thing in orange.
December 14, 2009 at 8:18 pm
polaroidart- isn’t it nice to know that you could sell that on Etsy
December 14, 2009 at 8:29 pm
This makes me chilly……….off to put on a sweater.
December 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm
This would definitely win at the Ugly Sweater party. Number 1!
December 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm
#47- So you are saying this item we are viewing now is not one of a kind. Your’s is an original and this is a poser………. I knew it
December 14, 2009 at 9:11 pm
#43 NinjaGato :
Yeah, I know, but the seamstress in me was so horrified at the product being sold that the baby-in-bikini was blocked out at the time.
December 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Wow…looks like handicrafts where felines intervened in the creation process are totally in. How much do you think I could fetch for a halfway finished faroese shawl in gray mohair boucle that’s been lovingly needle felted by a cute orange tabby? Even the yarn ball is needle felted.
December 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm
This reminds me of a jelly bag.
If you’ve never set-netted in Alaska, you may not understand. Trust me, it is no fun at all, snagging jellies.
December 14, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Not sure what semi-felted means, but this thing kinda looks like my semi-colon.
December 15, 2009 at 12:30 am
#48 NinjaGato :
polaroidart- isn’t it nice to know that you could sell that on Etsy
Ha, it sure is, Gato. but I didn’t make it myself.
and for some strange reason I can’t let it go..
it reminds me of my good ol’ wild days!
December 15, 2009 at 2:30 am
WTF is semi-felted? It looks like matted red dreadlocks :O
December 15, 2009 at 2:55 am
No respectable cat would swallow this in the first damn place, let alone cough it back up.
December 15, 2009 at 3:29 am
Is THIS what happens to an Orlon sweater after wearing the “frenzy” (pocahontas) necklace?
December 15, 2009 at 4:42 am
good grief! what happened to this poor girl? clearly she’s a shark-week survivor.
December 15, 2009 at 6:04 am
Ooooo… something to wear with my frenzy necklace…
December 15, 2009 at 6:22 am
Anyone notice her avatar? It makes me really glad you can’t click on them to enlarge the picture. Looks like a woman wearing nothing but leg warmers, taking a dump.
Must be part of her artistic process.
December 15, 2009 at 6:32 am
How embarrassing for her. I think she’s got it on backwards. Or…wait. What?
December 15, 2009 at 7:10 am
Lady Gaga would LOVE this. Now I know what to get her for Christmas.
December 15, 2009 at 7:17 am
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December 15, 2009 at 7:38 am
#64 Chrisnyc1213- Yes- I can see this “sweater” going very well with the traditional Lady Gaga front thong…. actually, didn’t she wear this at the 2009 MTV awards??
December 15, 2009 at 7:42 am
#66 Dawgtowner – I think she wanted to wear it but it was only available in red at the time.
December 15, 2009 at 8:14 am
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December 15, 2009 at 10:28 am
FIRE!
December 15, 2009 at 10:29 am
Actually, I agree with the above; this isn’t nearly as disturbing as the baby in a bikini.
December 15, 2009 at 11:01 am
I’ve heard of fire-crotch, but fire-torso??
December 15, 2009 at 11:09 am
This happened to my cat once. I had to get her shaved. [INSERT PUSSY-SHAVING JOKE HERE]
December 15, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Is this made from the feathers of the cardinal cats?
December 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm
GROSS! That looks like endometriosis!!
December 15, 2009 at 4:58 pm
You know the scene in “Scrooged” where Bill Murray opend up “The Ghost of Christmas Future”‘s shirt and all the dead people are trapped in there?
You don’t? Never mind then.
December 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Perfect for when you want that outfit that just screams, “Why yes, our moth problem IS getting bad”!
December 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Looks like chainmail for a pillow fight.
December 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm
No one else liked the hats? I liked the hats!
…The hats were made by someone else.
And LOL @ #15!
December 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm
The item is gone — perhaps the seller took her semi-felted mess and went home?
December 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I actually admire her panache…(I personally wouldn’t wear it)…but now I can’t go look at her other items because you jerks scared the seller off!