It’s semi-felted. It’s also semi-finished and semi-functional. Unfortunately, it’s still full price.
No, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that before — I think a cat coughed it up.
no pun intended.
For that glamorous “mauled by a tiger” look.
Wow – is that made out of dryer lint? carpet vacuumings? dust bunnies?
wow… there seems to be a squid mosh pit going on on top of her shirt…. why would anyone even think this?
What my sweater would look like after I cleaned it with a cheese grater.
It’s like they watched 5th Element, looked up “intestines” on Google images and cleaned the mould from their fridge and that’s when the idea hit.
Sometimes it’s just destiny…
Also, that model looks like a zombie.
A cuttlefish who drank too much and got frisky + a “freshly used” washable wool menstrual pad = this.
It’s semi-felted, because it semi-exists
It looks like she just cut holes in a wool sweater and washed it in hot water….. although I don’t know why. Looks like it’s going to fall apart after one wearing.
This top will pay for itself if you pair it with a sign that says “PLEASE HELP” and then stand on a corner downtown.
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looks like my wool sweater after it got machine washed
So someone was too lazy to spin wool and knit it up, so they just took hanks of it and felted it into a garbage-top? o.O
Of course it looks like this seller specializes in garbage-tops…
Mothra 1, sweater 0.
looks like a big fishing net…i say, throw it all back in (with the net of course)
“This is my own techinque so you will not see it anywhere but here!”
ya mean, besides on Regretsy, right?
damn. i wanted to see a large size person wear this.
another chocker. I want to choke the next person who spells it that way
in all seriousness that “top” grosses me out. looks like a cat puked up red dryer lint
oh yeah, this is the same seller of that craptacular blazer…
never too early to start a bikini barista
#15 IscreamUscream : LOL. I heart Mothra, big time.
After staring at this for a few minutes, I think I found Nemo.
my eyes!!! they burn!!!
“I’ve been a Fashion Stylist for over ten years.”
My dog could shred up some wool better than that in half an hour. I’ll even let you have it for free.
This would be a case where excessive use of quotation marks would actually help us. Example:
“red” “semi-felted” “top”
See what I mean?
If this had been green, it would look like the scrubber pad I used to clean the burnt stuff off the grill after a cook-out.
Maybe I’m too much back in the nautical theme, but it looks like little squid are crawling up the front. I pray they blind her with inky secretions, to spare her the pitying glances on the street as she wears this.
She stole my design!! I did this exact same pattern on my front door with fake spiderweb yarn on Halloween. Only she seems to have dyed her webbing red. Is there no respect for others designs? Next she’ll be stealing my dust web designs that I have hanging whimiscle-y in the corner of my hallway ceiling.
I love how this seller can totally f*ck up a knitting (or whatever it was originally) project then just describe it as “my own technique”. Yes, and it’s a technique that you mustn’t use again. It may be semi-felted, but it’s 100% ugly!
What exactly is her own technique?
Did she throw it into a cage with a rabid cat? No wait, that could be dangerous to get back out. She must have strategically placed it on a set of train tracks.
dressing up your reborn dolls does not make you a fashion stylist
#21 NinjaGato :
$32 for a crap baby tutu made from ripped organza? You can’t wash this thing AT ALL. And you’re going to have to. Seriously, one time trying to wash it in any manner and it’s a fucking raveled mess (not to say it isn’t a mess already). I can even see the selvage in several strands.
That looks like dryer lint.
It may be semi-felted but it is fully ugly.
Wear with fish-net stockings to complete this incomplete ensemble.
Worn without an undershirt = semi-nude.
Ugh.. I got nothing else….
Feminine hygiene apparatus for a mermaid.
Ever hear that Denis Leary bit about how he hopes they pull a meat sweater out of his colon when he dies?
You would think wearing a “top” made out of sea coral would be uncomfortable…
#33 Orlana :
I was more irritated by the fact that she’s put a bikini top on a frikken baby.
You know what I would do to my worse enemy?
I would put that sweater on him, then the bullsssssssshit necklace and THEN push him down the stairs.
#43 nuageblanc72 – Only if you scream SAY WHAT?? whilst doing it…
As weird and crazy as this is..I used to wear stuff like that when I was younger.
And it’s still in my closet,exact same thing in orange.
polaroidart- isn’t it nice to know that you could sell that on Etsy
This makes me chilly……….off to put on a sweater.
This would definitely win at the Ugly Sweater party. Number 1!
#47- So you are saying this item we are viewing now is not one of a kind. Your’s is an original and this is a poser………. I knew it
#43 NinjaGato :
Yeah, I know, but the seamstress in me was so horrified at the product being sold that the baby-in-bikini was blocked out at the time.
Wow…looks like handicrafts where felines intervened in the creation process are totally in. How much do you think I could fetch for a halfway finished faroese shawl in gray mohair boucle that’s been lovingly needle felted by a cute orange tabby? Even the yarn ball is needle felted.
This reminds me of a jelly bag.
If you’ve never set-netted in Alaska, you may not understand. Trust me, it is no fun at all, snagging jellies.
Not sure what semi-felted means, but this thing kinda looks like my semi-colon.
#48 NinjaGato :
polaroidart- isn’t it nice to know that you could sell that on Etsy
Ha, it sure is, Gato. but I didn’t make it myself.
and for some strange reason I can’t let it go..
it reminds me of my good ol’ wild days!
WTF is semi-felted? It looks like matted red dreadlocks :O
No respectable cat would swallow this in the first damn place, let alone cough it back up.
Is THIS what happens to an Orlon sweater after wearing the “frenzy” (pocahontas) necklace?
good grief! what happened to this poor girl? clearly she’s a shark-week survivor.
Ooooo… something to wear with my frenzy necklace…
Anyone notice her avatar? It makes me really glad you can’t click on them to enlarge the picture. Looks like a woman wearing nothing but leg warmers, taking a dump.
Must be part of her artistic process.
How embarrassing for her. I think she’s got it on backwards. Or…wait. What?
Lady Gaga would LOVE this. Now I know what to get her for Christmas.
Gotta get me some of what’s in that shop’s avatar though…
Me likey do da cha cha
#64 Chrisnyc1213- Yes- I can see this “sweater” going very well with the traditional Lady Gaga front thong…. actually, didn’t she wear this at the 2009 MTV awards??
#66 Dawgtowner – I think she wanted to wear it but it was only available in red at the time.
I dare any red-blooded american to not fully appreciate what’s going on on the very top of her shop.
I MEAN THE CHOKER the girl’s wearing, SICKO!
Someone needs to scrape off the excess paint on the window frame.
Actually, I agree with the above; this isn’t nearly as disturbing as the baby in a bikini.
I’ve heard of fire-crotch, but fire-torso??
This happened to my cat once. I had to get her shaved. [INSERT PUSSY-SHAVING JOKE HERE]
Is this made from the feathers of the cardinal cats?
GROSS! That looks like endometriosis!!
You know the scene in “Scrooged” where Bill Murray opend up “The Ghost of Christmas Future”‘s shirt and all the dead people are trapped in there?
You don’t? Never mind then.
Perfect for when you want that outfit that just screams, “Why yes, our moth problem IS getting bad”!
Looks like chainmail for a pillow fight.
No one else liked the hats? I liked the hats!
…The hats were made by someone else.
And LOL @ #15!
The item is gone — perhaps the seller took her semi-felted mess and went home?
I actually admire her panache…(I personally wouldn’t wear it)…but now I can’t go look at her other items because you jerks scared the seller off!
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