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The Regretsy Advent Calendar 12/12

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  1. razberries
    December 12, 2009 at 8:47 am

    oh my! looks like the lovechild of chucky and piglet…
    nice addition of holding a ball near his butt, too…

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  2. fluffysue
    December 12, 2009 at 8:49 am

    OMG what is that?? It looks like half deformed baby, half evil rabbit? It actually makes the weird 12/5 elf/baby thing look almost cute by comparison.

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  3. amndad
    December 12, 2009 at 8:51 am

    things like that make me fear ever attempting sculpture. but i think that i’d have the attempt to know to not try to sell it.

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  4. BettyMachete
    December 12, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Only thing scarier than this sculpture is the inspiration for making it.

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  5. LuluMcTavish
    December 12, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Is that Rudolph’s nose behind his back?

    Or is it part of someone’s internal organs?

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  6. knitty_nay
    December 12, 2009 at 8:59 am

    even more frightening is the other ‘dolls’ in the store. ‘pug’scares the shit out of me. I won’t go back there, not even to get y’all a link. ((shiver))

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  7. TooManyCookbooks
    December 12, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Etsy: Teaching people to be afraid of anything resembling a doll, one listing at a time.

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  8. myrab
    December 12, 2009 at 9:04 am

    “This one is about 5 1/2″ and has that look of innocence that suggests he’s not hiding anything behind his back…the loop of tinsel around his neck kind of gives it away!”
    I am so confused. How does the tinsel noose explain the mystery bloody object in one hand and the silver ball in the other?

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  9. everydaymama1
    December 12, 2009 at 9:04 am

    “look out, here they come”? OMG!! How many more of these ugly abominations are going to terrorize humanity?

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  10. HermesGoddess
    December 12, 2009 at 9:05 am

    This is for the celebration of the Pan-Rabbit-Kewpie-Christmas-Ornament Gods.

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  11. everydaymama1
    December 12, 2009 at 9:06 am
  12. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    December 12, 2009 at 9:11 am

    This is what happens when you put Gollum and The Energizer Bunny in the same room with too much eggnog during a blizzard.

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  13. myrab
    December 12, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Also, I am dying to know what the other sculptures look like in the series. I think I found the artist’s inspiration:

    http://asianoffbeat.blogspot.com/2008/03/elephant-pig.html

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  14. HermesGoddess
    December 12, 2009 at 9:12 am

    If that freaks you out, check out this one:
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29248845
    Because, you know, all mulattos have a seam running off-center down their entire bodies, starting at the top of their skulls.

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  15. IscreamUscream
    December 12, 2009 at 9:17 am

    #5 Exactly–I also wondered what It stole from someone while they slept.

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  16. Skully
    December 12, 2009 at 9:18 am

    Looks like Porky Pig porked the chick from the “Love Is” comic (and I didn’t think she had a vagoo).

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  17. curlytopnola
    December 12, 2009 at 9:21 am

    i can find not one thing redeeming about this rabbit-eared, old-man-eyed, naked child figurine, with snot flowing out of his nose and what can only be a still beating heart in his hand hidden behind his back. it is Hideous – with a big H. if she didn’t use molds to make this, maybe she should at least consider it in the future.

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  18. sar-sar
    December 12, 2009 at 9:24 am

    dear god! this is horrific! This will haunt my nightmares for years!

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  19. hammerhead77
    December 12, 2009 at 9:37 am

    From the seller’s profile:
    “My work represents the children, currently in doll form and Soft Sculpture. My goal is to suggest that you may have seen this child before; in a photograph or your own past, or on the street yesterday.”

    http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx262/hammerhead77/milkcarton1.jpg

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  20. marimoy
    December 12, 2009 at 9:47 am

    this is gross and the balls it is holding behind its back look covered in some proteinaceous substance that I dare not name at the moment.

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  21. Mrs.Vagoo
    December 12, 2009 at 9:51 am

    This one looks like a morgue photo: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12797043

    I have a predisposition to be creeped out by dolls. Now, only if she made clown dolls I think we’d have the perfect storm of terror.

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  22. Not Me
    December 12, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Sweet zombie Jesus! Kill it!! Kill it with fire, now!

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  23. underemployed
    December 12, 2009 at 10:10 am

    I hope this shit is biodegradable.

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  24. befuddled
    December 12, 2009 at 10:12 am

    That’s it….I’m buying stock in Sculpy. I had no idea clay is the new medium of madness.

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  25. razberries
    December 12, 2009 at 10:20 am

    this artist seems to be taking from this idea (for her cloth dolls, anyways)
    http://www.goodfriendsandtreasures.com/annalee_elves.shtml
    Annlee dolls are HUGE up in NH area…i find some of them cute, some of them ugly…

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  26. sticksandtunes
    December 12, 2009 at 10:21 am

    I want to know what the fuck the inspiration was for this mad doll, and who would be insane enough to spend $1,600 on it:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32026938

    I think I’m going to have nightmares about that thing creeping into my bedroom to eat me.

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  27. verysage
    December 12, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Yeah, I thought this was scary too…until I saw THIS:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26748596

    Looks like a pro-life shock tactic.

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  28. slappyknuckles
    December 12, 2009 at 10:28 am

    this kind of reminds me of the bloody tampon my dog ate, and then threw up under the couch, for me to find..how i miss those such special moments.

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  29. IscreamUscream
    December 12, 2009 at 10:40 am

    #25–I saw that. For that price, it better come with its own wooden stake.

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  30. steviesegel
    December 12, 2009 at 10:54 am

    DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!

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  31. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 12, 2009 at 11:15 am

    THINGS THAT CONCERN ME:
    A)It’s balls and muscles and man boobs are all on the back?
    B) I hope this lady does not have any pets…dare I say beastiality- do not know if that is spelled right but I refuse to google it on this computer.
    C)The Children……are there Children….. somebody get the Children.
    D) What did tinsel ever do to her to deserve this?
    E) Lastly….. this is NOT the only one

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  32. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 12, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Is anyone else thinking about the Stephen King Pet Cemetary movie?

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  33. HermesGoddess
    December 12, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Christ on a cracker, I think the creatures in the links in the comments here are even scarier than the pan-rabbit creation on the advent calendar.

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  34. whyohwhy
    December 12, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Wondering if it’s ok for demons to celebrate Christmas too?

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  35. lilprincess
    December 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    If Satan, a rabbit, and Chuckie mated that would be their fetus.

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  36. lilprincess
    December 12, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    No wait. I take that back. If Satan, a rabbit and Kevin Bacon mated, THEN it would be their fetus.

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  37. methuselah
    December 12, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    This would look great at the top of my Festivus pole.

    Or maybe impaled by it.

    But I must say, the seller’s shop shows a consistent oeuvre. She never deviates from the deviant. And that’s…something.

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  38. NinjaGato
    December 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32288257

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  39. NinjaGato
    December 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    another nightmare inducing object
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32026938

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  40. portable wig
    December 12, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    This shop and everything in it scares me. It makes me fear that in my everyday life I may be befriending someone who secretly has the aptitude for creating such objects and selling them. And then they will leave me a ‘doll’ as a ‘present’ in my home. And then bludgeon me to death with it in the night.

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  41. VoteAudrey
    December 12, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Recommended viewing: http://www.hulu.com/watch/34677/alfred-hitchcock-hour-where-the-woodbine-twineth

    #39 NinjaGato – I’m mad someone wasted real human hair on that. And yes, #40 portable wig, I am beyond frightened.

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  42. Redshirt Knitting
    December 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Everything in her store is unsettling in a way that’s difficult to pinpoint. They all look like extras from Stephen King’s “It.”

    “Pug” in particular looks like he’s about to whisper “We all float down here…”

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  43. studiorose
    December 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    “Mommy, why is the mutant bunny-pig naked?”

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  44. HelenaHandbasket
    December 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Wow, after seeing this and her lovely chromosome-anomaly doll creations, methinks she resides at Chernobyl.

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  45. spiritwunion
    December 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Courtesy of my husband: “Oh, it’s Yucky, the evil Christmas imp!”

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  46. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    December 12, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    I ended up leaving the house today and not getting to see this till after 5 PM. Now I’m glad I didn’t check before I left! This would have haunted me all day.

    My 16 YO daughter said that some of those “dolls” look like she put a wig on a blow-up doll.

    No, I didn’t ask my kid how she knew what a blow-up doll looked like… I don’t wanna know!

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  47. Glo
    December 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    I wonder if this crafter ever worked in an abortion clinic?

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  48. MyEyesMyEyes
    December 12, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    That is some serious ugly, scary shit!

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  49. catspiracy
    December 12, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    `Oh, don’t bother me,’ said the Duchess; `I never could abide figures!’ And with that she began nursing her child again, singing a sort of lullaby to it as she did so, and giving it a violent shake at the end of every line:

    `Speak roughly to your little boy,
    And beat him when he sneezes:
    He only does it to annoy,
    Because he knows it teases.’

    CHORUS.

    (In which…

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  50. sbarnes2
    December 12, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    “I shouldn’t be!”

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  51. McChicken
    December 12, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Sold! I’m starting to think about echoing the comment that polymer clay should be a controlled substance.

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  52. NinjaGato
    December 12, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    I finally figured out what it reminds me of

    This scene from House of 1000 Corpses. The only horror movie EVER to scare me shitless
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n6OUh0wutc

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  53. lavenderblush
    December 13, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Ugh, what do pig creatures have to do with Christmas? This looks like something Jack Skellington would leave for the kids in “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” :P

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