I’m seriously tripping out right now!!! Since when do popsicle sticks come in two different sizes?!?! Or did the crafter shorten and round off the short ones by hand?!? If so, that’s what I call true skill and talent.
I’m now re-thinking drinking hot buttered rum while making Christmas gifts today. I’m pretty sure I should choose one or the other, else the result will end up like this.
And this, kids, is from Crazy Uncle Pete who is currently residing in Arkham Asylum. Apparently they decided to combine bad art therapy with evangelism.
Recovering Crack Baby
December 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
And I Command you to Follow in My Way… could everyone bring their glue gun next Sunday.. making ornaments at social time.. we will provide the cool snack you need to bring a strip of magnet.
would it have killed him to attempt a little better than 3rd grade penmanship? i mean, maybe not calligraphy or anything, but meh? unless he’s going for that 8-year-old-in-a-sweatshop look…….
Methuselah sez: I am still trying to figure out what kind of promise is expressed by “I am the vine, you are the branches.”
Vines, for the most part, grow parasitically onto branches, entwining them in a death grip that slowly, inexorably chokes out their supply of air and water and eventually kills them.
I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I�m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake – waiting for the van to come.
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G�JOOB.
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
December 12, 2009 at 11:22 am
I’m seriously tripping out right now!!! Since when do popsicle sticks come in two different sizes?!?! Or did the crafter shorten and round off the short ones by hand?!? If so, that’s what I call true skill and talent.
December 12, 2009 at 11:23 am
Holy Jesus On A Popsicle Stick!
December 12, 2009 at 11:24 am
I didn’t realize that writing on something with a sharpie makes in hand painted.
December 12, 2009 at 11:25 am
After the holidays I’m going to glue a magnet onto the back of it to remind me to buy popsicles in the spring.
December 12, 2009 at 11:26 am
i always like it when my cheap crappy-looking crafts can serve double duty as both ornaments AND magnets.
December 12, 2009 at 11:29 am
I’m now re-thinking drinking hot buttered rum while making Christmas gifts today. I’m pretty sure I should choose one or the other, else the result will end up like this.
December 12, 2009 at 11:31 am
And this, kids, is from Crazy Uncle Pete who is currently residing in Arkham Asylum. Apparently they decided to combine bad art therapy with evangelism.
December 12, 2009 at 11:33 am
The Secret Commandment……..
Though Shall Licketh the Bobmpop and Hangeth my Wiseness upon them.
December 12, 2009 at 11:34 am
#8 BOMBPOP- good thing I spelled it wrong as who really understands the bible anyways…..
December 12, 2009 at 11:35 am
Was this made with popsicle sticks or whimsicle sticks?
December 12, 2009 at 11:37 am
#1, you can buy all different sizes and colors at your local craft store, generally located in the kids crafting area.
What? I work at a craft store. Stop looking at me funny.
December 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
For.
Fuck’s.
Sake.
December 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
And I Command you to Follow in My Way… could everyone bring their glue gun next Sunday.. making ornaments at social time.. we will provide the cool snack you need to bring a strip of magnet.
For Easter I am hanging Jesus on this…….
December 12, 2009 at 11:40 am
#1, you can buy the different stick sizes in craft stores and craft departments.
I am the vine, you are the branches, I am the walrus
December 12, 2009 at 11:50 am
It does make me think “Jesus.”
December 12, 2009 at 11:57 am
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December 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
Crap! She made it… totally uncool. Sorry folks, I thought is was a found treasure.
I’m so disappointed.
December 12, 2009 at 12:04 pm
It just needs a Jesus nailed to it!
December 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm
#18 Needs a Jesus made of dry macaroni glued to it with Elmer’s.
December 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm
i’m gagging- literally and figuratively.
nice tongue depressors…
December 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
would it have killed him to attempt a little better than 3rd grade penmanship? i mean, maybe not calligraphy or anything, but meh? unless he’s going for that 8-year-old-in-a-sweatshop look…….
December 12, 2009 at 12:31 pm
You are the vine, I am the branches, and here comes the weed whacker!
December 12, 2009 at 12:47 pm
This required even less effort than my popsicle-stick Nativity scene from 5th grade, which I think I may go post on Etsy later.
December 12, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I made a cross out of match sticks in fourth grade that could have been worth at least 40 bucks according to this!
December 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm
How else would you ward off those bloodsuckers, Ben and Jerry?
December 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm
You are the push, I am the pop.
December 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
This “popped” in my mind–write your own caption.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2562/4179856242_135402f7f7_o.jpg
December 12, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I am still trying to figure out what kind of promise is expressed by “I am the vine, you are the branches.”
Is it like the promise conveyed by “I’m rubber, you’re glue?”
December 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm
This is enough to turn the Pope into an atheist.
December 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm
It’s gonna take A LOT more Strep Tests to really fill out the tree.
December 12, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Methuselah sez: I am still trying to figure out what kind of promise is expressed by “I am the vine, you are the branches.”
Vines, for the most part, grow parasitically onto branches, entwining them in a death grip that slowly, inexorably chokes out their supply of air and water and eventually kills them.
It’s a message of hope.
December 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm
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December 12, 2009 at 2:58 pm
If that seller’s 5 year old kid finds out they sold the Christmas ornament s/he made for Mommy in kindergarten, feelings are gonna get hurt.
December 12, 2009 at 3:46 pm
If that piece of shit is hand painted, then so is my shopping list (gotta get Fudgcicles, I have a coupon).
December 12, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Blessed are the craftmakers, for they use popsicle sticks and Sharpies and the Lord says, “It is good”.
December 12, 2009 at 7:13 pm
…oh good lord….
December 12, 2009 at 9:40 pm
@#31 studiorose: Ah, I get it now, thanks!
I am reminded of the words of the late, lamented Brother Theodore:
As Long As There Is Death, There Is Hope.
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=12315313
December 13, 2009 at 1:23 am
A bargain at half the price.
December 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I think this person was out having a smoke on the day God was handing out talent.
December 13, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Oh for fuck’s sake. If I had turned this in third-grade Sunday School, I would have gotten lectured for being lazy.
December 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Well at least nothing is mis-spelled.
December 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Dude, if you have $3 to throw away on trash, send it to a charity or something. Don’t encourage the Popsicle stick lady.
December 15, 2009 at 8:32 pm
really? REALLY THIS SOLD? …I bet it sold to someone on Regretsy, damnit. just to make us all flip our lids.
February 9, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Wow! She’s a carpenter, just like Jesus.