Okay, is Santa recovering from getting punched in the face? You know, bruises have gone from blue-black to purple to yellow… Or is Santa suffering from liver failure.
WTF?
I like it! This is what you get the person who has EVERYTHING. That, and a wrapped copy of the CD: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. And a can of Cheese Whiz and some crackers.
I’m a little confused about this shop. She’s been a member for quite a while, has no favorites, nothing else has ever been on her site to sell, has no feedback, no policies, and her bio is less than encouraging… why does she bother making hideous sweaters? why not just continue her merry way with the “faux finishes” whatever that is…
“Each sweatshirt is unique and Santa has a different expression on each one: amazed, astonished, astounded, bewildered, confounded, confused, dumbfounded, puzzled, shocked, speechless, startled, stumped, stunned, surprised, etc…”
@ #17 Skully:
Okay, now I’ve got “Rudolph” stuck in my head…
“You know amazed and astonished, astounded, bewildered…” lmao
Maybe we could add “sodomized” to the list too!
If my step-grandmother was into puff paints like my grandmother was, I’m certain I’d have received a similar sweatshirt for Christmas one year. Thankfully she didn’t have any “crafty” tendencies, so I didn’t have to feel any guilt hiding the hideous storebought Christmas sweaters in the bottom of a drawer until my mother could take it to Goodwill.
December 11, 2009 at 9:28 am
Okay, is Santa recovering from getting punched in the face? You know, bruises have gone from blue-black to purple to yellow… Or is Santa suffering from liver failure.
WTF?
December 11, 2009 at 9:30 am
Is it wrong that I think it’s kind of cute? I wouldn’t wear it, and I would secretly be laughing at an adult who wore this in public, but still.
December 11, 2009 at 9:31 am
I’m not into the whole dressing the holiday thing but, if I were, I’d wear that.
December 11, 2009 at 9:34 am
We need our art critics to give us some good ammunition here, because this here Jew’s got nuttin’.
December 11, 2009 at 9:34 am
The Sharpies strike again
December 11, 2009 at 9:35 am
If they hug each other, we get to watch the Santas make out. Awkward.
December 11, 2009 at 9:37 am
I like it! This is what you get the person who has EVERYTHING. That, and a wrapped copy of the CD: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. And a can of Cheese Whiz and some crackers.
Klassy with a capital K.
December 11, 2009 at 9:40 am
“All sweatshirts are freehand to insure individuality.”
I see. So the -sweatshirts- are made by hand. But the art? Definitely scrawled by foot.
December 11, 2009 at 9:44 am
@#4 HG: At first glance, I thought the item description read: “Machine washable inside out on *gentile* cycle.”
December 11, 2009 at 9:46 am
Ah, I see. So Santa’s a woman. With a beard.
December 11, 2009 at 9:51 am
Perfect to pair with the Bedazzled Phoenix jeans, so the bird can appear to be flying out of your crotch and up Santa’s nose.
December 11, 2009 at 10:11 am
I’m a little confused about this shop. She’s been a member for quite a while, has no favorites, nothing else has ever been on her site to sell, has no feedback, no policies, and her bio is less than encouraging… why does she bother making hideous sweaters? why not just continue her merry way with the “faux finishes” whatever that is…
December 11, 2009 at 10:13 am
Aaaah! Holy Cuttlefish!
December 11, 2009 at 10:14 am
There should be a clause (sorry) in relationships against wearing matching clothing.
December 11, 2009 at 10:16 am
PS. All snark aside.
These. are. ugly.
December 11, 2009 at 10:17 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34722686
she doesn’t even put an image of the children’s sweatshirt- guess we’re supposed to imagine how it would look?
also love how she offers one santa wearing a hat with a pom-pom (pompon?) bottom, and one with a bell at the end…how very versatile!
December 11, 2009 at 10:20 am
“Each sweatshirt is unique and Santa has a different expression on each one: amazed, astonished, astounded, bewildered, confounded, confused, dumbfounded, puzzled, shocked, speechless, startled, stumped, stunned, surprised, etc…”
December 11, 2009 at 10:28 am
Since the seller noted they are hand-created to “insure” individuality, I would advise to collect on the policy.
December 11, 2009 at 10:28 am
In that 3rd photo, is the Kenny Rogers guy staring at her chest or gazing into Santa’s (Maybelline Expert) eyes?
December 11, 2009 at 10:33 am
I see she is looking down upon her unique work and making sure that the eyeballs are where they should be.
Caught checking out her sweater puppy’s.
December 11, 2009 at 10:34 am
The reason we can’t see the Children’s is cause Santa does not exist…….
December 11, 2009 at 10:35 am
It’s everything I’ve been fighting against since I grew out of the awful jingle bells sweaters I had as a child!
December 11, 2009 at 10:59 am
@ #17 Skully:
Okay, now I’ve got “Rudolph” stuck in my head…
“You know amazed and astonished, astounded, bewildered…” lmao
Maybe we could add “sodomized” to the list too!
December 11, 2009 at 11:00 am
santa should go a little easier on the rouge and guy-liner…was there a rave at the north pole last night?
December 11, 2009 at 11:10 am
My 7 year old just made similar shirts in her class yesterday, and believe me, hers is waaayyyyy better than this and it was free
December 11, 2009 at 11:22 am
Skully you can come on out and record your Jingle’s With Balls CD at our Studio whenever you are in the area!!!
December 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm
The photo makes me wonder if they dress alike in day-to-day life and not just at the holidays.
I’ve instructed my kids that if I start dressing like the spouse, they are to shuttle me off to Shady Pines.
December 11, 2009 at 12:57 pm
#16 razberries: there’s no children’s sweatshirt because if you wear one of these you’ll never get the opportunity to make children.
December 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Now I know what a gender-struggling santa would look like.
December 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Maybe Santa is a Faerie, fairy, faerrieeeeeeeee.
December 11, 2009 at 2:14 pm
If two guys each wear one to the office Christmas party…..would that be a good way of coming out of the closet???
December 11, 2009 at 10:39 pm
If my step-grandmother was into puff paints like my grandmother was, I’m certain I’d have received a similar sweatshirt for Christmas one year. Thankfully she didn’t have any “crafty” tendencies, so I didn’t have to feel any guilt hiding the hideous storebought Christmas sweaters in the bottom of a drawer until my mother could take it to Goodwill.
December 12, 2009 at 4:06 am
I don’t think these are too terrible…but I still wouldn’t wear them.
If it was a cat in a Christmas hat..um..no…not even then.
December 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Absolutely terrible. But I bet some will get purchased by people hoping to cash in on this deal: http://www.drafthouse.com/lakecreek/shows.php?id=487