The 1st Night
I know it’s a little early, but I couldn’t wait. Besides, it’s always Shabbas somewhere!
Click on the menorah for your first Channukah present.
And for God’s sake, eat something. You look terrible.
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December 11, 2009 at 2:12 pm
They listed only “tshirt, ink” as materials. Obviously, they neglected to include Divine Intervention.
December 11, 2009 at 2:12 pm
It’s Shabbas on the east coast, babeeeee, and yeah boy am I glad I clizicked!
December 11, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Dammit, my post should have said “CHALLLLLAHHHHHH”
December 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Holy shit, my mom has that very same menorah. Regretsy engraving and all.
December 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Oh Helen, it’s what I’ve ALWAYS wanted. How did you know…? *sigh
December 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Can I get this in blue?
December 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Haha, well, what do i know..my hubby loves it!
I just told him , I’ll get one for you, and
he said – Oh, better not, someone might get
the wrong message..and he usually doesn’t even care
about what people say..hmm
December 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm
That is awesome actually. Go Jew-Pac
December 11, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Oy Vey. Is nothing sacred?
December 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Oh, and because I’m a Jew? I had to check out said menorah and wonder where it’s sold. And more importantly: is it on sale, bubbeleh?
December 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I’ll eat something, but ramen isn’t kosher.
And special just for Hanukkah (or however we’re spelling it today), Senator Orin Hatch write Hanukkah song:
http://www.tabletmag.com/arts-and-culture/music/21886/eight-days-of-hanukkah-video/
December 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm
oh bubby, i’m woefully unschooled on both the gangsta and the torah….
it’s a bit silly, this.
December 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I’m suddenly feeling inspired to get a “Mashug Life” tattoo.
December 11, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Holy freakin’ crap on a goddamned cracker. And I mean CRACKER! This t-shirt is perfectly offensive, and I love it. LOVE IT!!!!!
December 11, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@11 fenrislorsrai – I heard that on NPR yesterday! It takes a Gentile to write a kick-ass Jew song.
Rockin’
December 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Allow me to cross the streams: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/11/hanukkah-mix-from-th.html
Interviewer: “How do you feel about Jews celebrating Christmas?
Mrs Ira Glickman, housewife: “THEY SHOULD DROP DEAD!”
December 11, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wow!! and all I was expecting was a little gelt and a few latkes…. mmmm…latkes.
December 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Too funny! I got nothing else…
December 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm
HAHA! I like this guy’s other work too:
http://emptees.com/people/36401-crispy-tees
December 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Oy, I used to tell that kid “Jupac, bubbeleh, pull up your trousers a little, put on a belt, no one wants to see your tukhus…”
December 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm
OY is just YO backwards. This proves it.
December 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Haifa! knows how to party…
In the city of Tel Aviv…
Keep it kosher…
Keep it kosher…
December 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I could just plotz!
December 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I got nun.
December 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Word to your rabbi. Happy Hanukkah, Jewish peeps!
December 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm
This would be the perfect gift for a rap-loving friend of mine who famously chowed down on a bacon double cheeseburger during Passover. He defended it by insisting that days of matzoh had left him desperate for a burger and he figured if he was going to eat leavened bread during Passover he may as well go all the way and really make it count. He would give this shirt the wearing it deserves.
December 11, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Dude it’s Matisyahu!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matisyahu
December 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm
My brother would LOVE that.
December 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I’d buy it if it came with a matching Notorious J-E-W tee.
December 11, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Is it me, or does he look like Vin Diesel with peyos?
(had to look that one up. Gentile in tha house!!!!)
December 11, 2009 at 6:26 pm
what? that shirt is probably the most awesome thing I have seen on here. But, well, I loves me some word play, so maybe I’m not the most unbiased regretsy fan.
December 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@ #31, Some things on Regretsy are secretly fabulous.
December 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I’m a Bad Jew, but don’t you light the candles from right to left? This menorah is backwards, isn’t it?
December 11, 2009 at 7:54 pm
that shirt is funny- wouldn’t have the balls to wear it, of course
December 11, 2009 at 7:57 pm
@ #33, You didn’t light it, I did. And you’re facing me. Because I live in the computer, La la la la la
December 11, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Totally just bought that, I couldn’t pass it up. Sorry to all you who wanted it for your friends/hubbies/etc…
It was everything that I love, rolled into one
December 11, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@ #36 AWESOME!!! I couldn’t understand why that was taking so long. I think all the Jews were waiting for it to go on sale.
December 11, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I’m very disapointed this is not a labia menorah…
December 12, 2009 at 12:21 am
From menorah to vagina in 38 posts. Frankly I’m surprised it took so long.
#38 quantuminsanity: this is for you
http://www.cafepress.com/+the_labia_menorah_womens_tank_top,307856515
December 12, 2009 at 2:31 am
Dawg, I love this! I totally would rock it . . .
Maybe on a cleaning day in the privacy of my own home . . .
But I would still rock it.
December 12, 2009 at 2:34 am
I’m also inspired to switch loyalties from a Roman Catholic Biggie Smalls fan to a Jewish Tupac fan. He obviously is the chosen rap artist.
Perhaps I should move to the west coast . . . How are the synagogues out there?
December 12, 2009 at 9:55 am
Don’t show “Say What?” Dude this–he would plotz!