Comments on: Initial Disappointment

By: Elia

Elia — Fri, 13 May 2011 21:19:45 +0000

How can you sell this shit for 6$ when a 100 pcs paper clip box costs 1$, You Bitch?!..

ps. I will not be caught DEAD wearing this shit even if you pay me a 100$ for every single wear.

By: lillianna_13

lillianna_13 — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 21:32:41 +0000

So the one who buys this is going to say, ” I couldn’t decide between bestiality or necrophilia, so I choose tetanus.”

By: emilyhighfash

emilyhighfash — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:31:50 +0000

Do I get the dirty piano keys as a part of my purchase?

I want the E-minor key to match my letter E earring for Edward Cullen <3<3<333333<3<#33loveeeee

By: bananabread

bananabread — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:27:35 +0000

I bet SOMEONE will buy it…after all, it’s Twilight related.

By: cptfknvicious

cptfknvicious — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:03:13 +0000

one earring is an E (that would be the one on the left), and one earring is a J (that would be the one NOT on the left). i will soon be returning with more upcycled wire-hanger art jewelry, but first i have to take a kindergarten alphabet class.

By: knitwithknives

knitwithknives — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:15:45 +0000

there’s an “ejaculate” joke in there somewhere.

By: dangerousmezzo

dangerousmezzo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:58:08 +0000

This is the dark side of Etsy — by encouraging everyone to make and sell crafts, Etsy has ensured that EVERYONE is now making and selling crafts.

Even stoned, talentless “crafty kitty mommies” (whatever the hell that means).

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By: Randy Lahey

Randy Lahey — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:03:04 +0000

I have my own earrings, because, I don’t like if purchase something, I do not like to get something used…

By: Monstrosa

Monstrosa — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:56:08 +0000

#82 mstiefan :
Now that’s art, that death.

Interesting how these wire thing inspire such despair. Yes, I feel it too. We all do.

+10

By: mstiefan

mstiefan — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:15:36 +0000

I swear to God, if she sells these craptacular atrocities, I’m going to plunge my chain-nose pliers into my chest, slash my wrists with my slant-cut wire nippers, and die a spectacular death on the floor of my jewelry studio, cursing this “artist” with my last breath.

Cripes, I need to stay away from this place.

+20

By: BettyMachete

BettyMachete — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:52:01 +0000

Perfect for double bellybutton piercings. E and J hanging over my Gloria Vanderbilt jeans, sweet! Young fellas will know this is serious Cougar territory.

+11

By: moi

moi — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:13:52 +0000

come on people…at least try.

I hate when people on the forums that do the SMH or SMDH acronym, but dang it…I’m shaking my damn head here!

By: mannequinreject

mannequinreject — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:53:24 +0000

Don’t ever quit your day job, if you have one.

…and for the love of God stay out of Michaels and AC Moore!

By: istillheartbretmichaels

istillheartbretmichaels — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:18:38 +0000

Looking at the deeper meaning, the artist continues to emphasize the “chastity” theme that Twilight arguably invokes. These handcrafted wire-hanger earrings whisper “ABORTION” as a consequence to me.

Yet another subtle puritanical message brought to you from the purveyors of Twilight memorabilia.

+16

By: Recovering Crack Baby

Recovering Crack Baby — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 07:12:31 +0000

#76 Bah ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa….
I am convinced with all the pubic hair on the Piano that:
A) She creates these earrings while naked
B) She is really talented and can play piano with her ass
C) These were photographed at the Strip Club after her gig on top of an innocent piano that never asked for that

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