On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ugly christmas sweater, roadkill rudolph painting, crimson hoohah necklace, santa shooting jesus, gofuckyourself mug, reborn santa elf, two tiny tits, felt holly, christmas hooker and a dead barbie all on etsy.
#9 Orlana, you beat me 2 it! I was just thinking, why do people try to make their own clothes into crafts to recycle them? Why can’t they just donate them to goodwill… unadorned with crap of course.
‘Tis the season to be Jolly Roger
yo ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho!
(That’s possibly the lamest comment I have EVAH written at this site — and considering the lame shit I’ve dropped over the months, that’s saying something!)
Speaking of ho, the one good thing I can say about this is that the sweater model is kinda easy on the eyes, though he’s probably about half my age. *whistles “Mrs. Robinson”*
Hey Skully! Quick, get out your wallet! This thing is a bargain at $100
ok. you had me at the ugly sweater party, and i even reached out w/my imagination to the christmakwanzakah bar crawl…but $100.00 for ratty old GAP sweater/ goodwill donation with an unfortunate hobby-lobby acid trip on the front is just too much. it’s fine if you want to make horrid crap for me to laugh at while i’m at work, but $100.00? for $100.00 that skully santa should at least wash my car.
ugly christmas sweaters are supposed to be ACTUALLY from the eighties/early nineties and haphazardly found at Goodwill-BUT- not actually bought. or worn.
The thing that bothers me most is that the “fur” trim on the Santa hat is sewn on upside down. (Yeah, the whole thing fucking terrifies me, but that’s really what’s BOTHERING me.)
@#11 HH77: Hey cougar, I thought your Yohoho comment was funny. As for this sweater selling bitch, she better send me at least $50 if anyone actually buys this ugly piece of shit.
Wow! That is one ugly ass sweater for sure! At least the title is accurate ;P But seriously someone was smoking the bad stuff because asking $100 for that shit it insane!!
my new years resolution come true…wearing an official item from etsy that made the regretsy ,making it on the wal-mart site….I’m living like I were dyin’
Regretsy roadwhores…I would like to say, I’m all teary eyed.
I have a comment that has all thumbs up and not one thumbs down.
thank you.
just one more thing to check off my bucket list.
The candy canes are borked. Why only 3 random red stripes? And what flavor is black stripe? Licorice? Ew. And why am I pondering sharpied candy canes anyway?
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WEAR APPLIQUED SWEATERS IF YOU ARE…
1. A teacher
2. Over 40
3. A new parent or grandparent
4. An ugly guy with no hope of getting a date, male,female or otherwise..
THIS SWEATER WILL NOT HELP OR MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING
But that feather embellishment and all the painting screams hand wash.
I bet it really would sell like mad if there was a screen printed version on a t-shirt, since hipsters are so into irony they screenprint mustaches on high heels and draw them on their fingers or whatever.
vangoghbabe – if you can get on failblog while you in Walmart wearing the Etsy sweater featured on Regretsy and people of Walmart, then you’ll really be my hero.
And, your list. I thought those were the people who SHOULD wear those sweaters. Not because it won’t help, but because it won’t hurt either. LOL
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Did Michael J Fox draw the candy cane stripes?”
I gave #13 a thumbs-up because I think that if a Michael J. Fox Parkinson’s joke should be able to be made ANYWHERE – Regretsy should definitely be that place.
I thought it was pretty funny. and you know what? I think Michael J Fox himself would snicker a little, he seems like he has a good sense of humor. right? c’mon guys. worse shit has been said here.
In addition to being completely fugly, the skull-and-candy-canes design bears an unusually strong resemblance to the 2007 holiday staff T-shirts from Journeys (the shoe store). I used to work there and that shirt just fell out of my closet. So it’s ugly and unoriginal!
December 10, 2009 at 8:59 am
Say what?
December 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
This is the even uglier stepsister to that bullshit Sharpie-decorated mug the other day.
December 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ugly christmas sweater, roadkill rudolph painting, crimson hoohah necklace, santa shooting jesus, gofuckyourself mug, reborn santa elf, two tiny tits, felt holly, christmas hooker and a dead barbie all on etsy.
December 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
At least he admits it’s ugly. Points for that.
The candy painting skills….looks like our Merry GoFuckYourself artist has a rival.
December 10, 2009 at 9:06 am
Wow, what an ironic Christmas gift that I imagine you would have to be completely hammered to walk out of the house in…
but what about Snowman on her boob?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34055362
These really need to be worn together by a couple.
December 10, 2009 at 9:06 am
This is gonna sell fast.
December 10, 2009 at 9:06 am
Why do people never look at how the stripes go on actual candy canes before they try to draw them?
December 10, 2009 at 9:07 am
The materials include a used- I mean “recycled” sweater, fake fur, thread, glue, felted wool, and love.
I seriously doubt the maker’s use of “love”… and if they did use “love”, I really, REALLY don’t want to know about it!
#2 HermesGoddess: I was going to point out they left off “Sharpie Markers” as materials.
December 10, 2009 at 9:09 am
Shit, my friend just noticed the price. Maybe if they knitted the damn thing themselves, but it’s a $4 sweater from goodwill!
December 10, 2009 at 9:15 am
#9 Orlana, you beat me 2 it! I was just thinking, why do people try to make their own clothes into crafts to recycle them? Why can’t they just donate them to goodwill… unadorned with crap of course.
December 10, 2009 at 9:16 am
‘Tis the season to be Jolly Roger
yo ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho!
(That’s possibly the lamest comment I have EVAH written at this site — and considering the lame shit I’ve dropped over the months, that’s saying something!)
Speaking of ho, the one good thing I can say about this is that the sweater model is kinda easy on the eyes, though he’s probably about half my age. *whistles “Mrs. Robinson”*
Hey Skully! Quick, get out your wallet! This thing is a bargain at $100
December 10, 2009 at 9:16 am
ok. you had me at the ugly sweater party, and i even reached out w/my imagination to the christmakwanzakah bar crawl…but $100.00 for ratty old GAP sweater/ goodwill donation with an unfortunate hobby-lobby acid trip on the front is just too much. it’s fine if you want to make horrid crap for me to laugh at while i’m at work, but $100.00? for $100.00 that skully santa should at least wash my car.
December 10, 2009 at 9:17 am
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December 10, 2009 at 9:22 am
I don’t know whether to file this under Identity Theft or Copyright Infringement.
December 10, 2009 at 9:28 am
wow. yeah, #14 Skully…something strange is going on here. it looks JUST LIKE YOU.
December 10, 2009 at 9:29 am
ugly christmas sweaters are supposed to be ACTUALLY from the eighties/early nineties and haphazardly found at Goodwill-BUT- not actually bought. or worn.
December 10, 2009 at 9:31 am
I’m impressed by all the thumbs down for #13′s comment. I guess bad jokes are only appropriate if we’re talking about funky crafts.
December 10, 2009 at 9:33 am
Well, they were honest that it’s ugly. Patty, don’t you know that Sharpies = love? It’s new math
December 10, 2009 at 9:39 am
Materials = love? For $100 he better love me longtime.
December 10, 2009 at 9:41 am
The thing that bothers me most is that the “fur” trim on the Santa hat is sewn on upside down. (Yeah, the whole thing fucking terrifies me, but that’s really what’s BOTHERING me.)
December 10, 2009 at 9:46 am
@#11 HH77: Hey cougar, I thought your Yohoho comment was funny. As for this sweater selling bitch, she better send me at least $50 if anyone actually buys this ugly piece of shit.
December 10, 2009 at 9:50 am
I’d definitely wear it to wal-mart. I still have lots of shopping to do.
December 10, 2009 at 9:51 am
Wow! That is one ugly ass sweater for sure! At least the title is accurate ;P But seriously someone was smoking the bad stuff because asking $100 for that shit it insane!!
December 10, 2009 at 9:51 am
$100 for a thrift shop sweater with badly sharpied felt glued to it? I am SO getting in on this Etsy racket!
December 10, 2009 at 9:52 am
Does it come with a sweater shaver?
December 10, 2009 at 9:52 am
#22 vgb – You will let us know when you show up on the People of Walmart site, won’t you? I don’t want to miss it.
December 10, 2009 at 10:01 am
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December 10, 2009 at 10:02 am
my new years resolution come true…wearing an official item from etsy that made the regretsy ,making it on the wal-mart site….I’m living like I were dyin’
December 10, 2009 at 10:05 am
Regretsy roadwhores…I would like to say, I’m all teary eyed.
I have a comment that has all thumbs up and not one thumbs down.
thank you.
just one more thing to check off my bucket list.
December 10, 2009 at 10:11 am
The candy canes are borked. Why only 3 random red stripes? And what flavor is black stripe? Licorice? Ew. And why am I pondering sharpied candy canes anyway?
December 10, 2009 at 10:13 am
Consider it sold. I just found my boss’s Christmas gift.
December 10, 2009 at 10:15 am
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WEAR APPLIQUED SWEATERS IF YOU ARE…
1. A teacher
2. Over 40
3. A new parent or grandparent
4. An ugly guy with no hope of getting a date, male,female or otherwise..
THIS SWEATER WILL NOT HELP OR MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING
December 10, 2009 at 10:25 am
This was in Davy Jones’ secret locker……he was saving it to re-gift.
December 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
@ #2 Hermes Goddess, I was thinking it was the inbred cousin of the sharpie decorated cigarette box puppet, personally
December 10, 2009 at 10:37 am
#22 you are just trying for a spot on the people of Wal-Mart……..
December 10, 2009 at 10:39 am
Just read #26 I was thinking like us
December 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
I have seen my Brother bring worse home for more then a hundred bucks……
December 10, 2009 at 10:48 am
It IS a fabulously ugly sweater, but $100? I could shit on my own sweater and save myself a small fortune.
December 10, 2009 at 11:00 am
Christmas skull on a weirdo’s chest,
Yo ho ho, but it’s made with love.
Shit like this makes me so depressed,
Yo ho ho, but it’s made with love.
December 10, 2009 at 11:19 am
“Nightmare before Christmas” reject!
Note to self…..be sure you buy new Sharpies before starting a project.
December 10, 2009 at 12:02 pm
ok, I like the irony of it.
But that feather embellishment and all the painting screams hand wash.
I bet it really would sell like mad if there was a screen printed version on a t-shirt, since hipsters are so into irony they screenprint mustaches on high heels and draw them on their fingers or whatever.
December 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm
vangoghbabe – if you can get on failblog while you in Walmart wearing the Etsy sweater featured on Regretsy and people of Walmart, then you’ll really be my hero.
And, your list. I thought those were the people who SHOULD wear those sweaters. Not because it won’t help, but because it won’t hurt either. LOL
December 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
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December 10, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I thought it was pretty funny. and you know what? I think Michael J Fox himself would snicker a little, he seems like he has a good sense of humor. right? c’mon guys. worse shit has been said here.
December 11, 2009 at 7:33 am
AgoutiAvenger: is that a guinea pig in your profile pic? It looks huge…but cute.
December 11, 2009 at 11:41 am
In addition to being completely fugly, the skull-and-candy-canes design bears an unusually strong resemblance to the 2007 holiday staff T-shirts from Journeys (the shoe store). I used to work there and that shirt just fell out of my closet. So it’s ugly and unoriginal!