Recovering Crack Baby
December 9, 2009 at 10:13 am
This painting has inspired me and created some ideals. I live in Iowa and some off our alert elected officals wonder why people are not staying and leaving…….. Iowa Smells.
I have more Hog Lots around me then I care too.. in fact most of my neighbors are hogs.
I don’t mind the dead deer as it is the norm around here. However, when I am travelling down the road and meet a loader full of visible dead pigs just flopping and hanging…. I shall take pictures and sell a series.
Thanks Skully and Martini – now that song is stuck in my head!
Anyway, since the elephant sock incident, I feel there needs to be more cock around here. I give you another of her paintings: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32848263
@#28 BP: Wow, that’s poorly executed. If the artist doesn’t have access to the equipment, she should take some life drawing classes or at least buy a Playgirl mag. Probably the first time a painting looked better with a black bar.
I have an issue with people who tag themselves, ON THE INTERNET, as an “outsider artist.” Just cause you make weird and unpleasant crappy stuff, that doesn’t make you an outsider artist.
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
I have an Etsy.com question. Are sellers allowed to make up their own tags? Because otherwise, am I to conlude that The Powers That Be at Etsy actually created/sanctified/encoded tags like “original roadkill” and “mature morbid”? That hurts my brain…
“A Madonna embraces…in this space we create the avatar.”
Next time just go to gravatar.com, way easier.
(Yeah, I know I’m not getting any work done today, but Pope Hilarius is gonna appear to my boss in her coffee cup and explain everything.)
December 9, 2009 at 9:21 am
“inspired by some photographs I took of a deer hit by a truck in 2001″.
I think I’d rather see something inspired by a book she never read.
December 9, 2009 at 9:22 am
I, too, love anmals, but not so much as to display their poorly-rendered
entrails over my holiday dining table.
Mama Helen-you know just how to distract us unruly kids, arguing over the Thumb rating system…placate us with eye candy!
December 9, 2009 at 9:28 am
This is just screaming for View in a Room…
December 9, 2009 at 9:29 am
I am always filled with both excitement and trepidation when I see that the day’s Advent item has been posted.
And it’s because of fucked up stuff like this. O.o
That said, this really demands a View it in a Room.
December 9, 2009 at 9:30 am
Did that car bumper come bearing hair gel? It looks like the poor thing has a mohawk!
View in a Room – PLEASE!
December 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
A reindeer got run-over by grandma/
driving her big ass pick-up down 83…
December 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
Is this is what happened when Rudolph met a 747?
December 9, 2009 at 9:37 am
aaaghhh!!!! I was eating lunch as I opened this!!! Must remember NEVER to open Regretsy Advent Calendar while eating. Blech.
But on another note, here’s a cheery Christmas wreath from this vendor’s shop: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35887861
Because nothing says “Christmas” like a wreath made of spiders!
December 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
To quote my friend Samuel L. Jackson… “This is some fucked up repugnant shit.”
December 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
“grandma got run over by a reindeer…” So grandpa chased the fucker down and backed over him with his 4X4.
Ah, the holiday spirit is so inspiring!
December 9, 2009 at 9:43 am
Rudolph, the roadkill reindeer
had a very bloody face.
And you could see his entrails,
splattered all over the place.
All of the other reindeer
ran to tell his family.
And they asked Rudy’s widow
if he had a life insurance policy.
December 9, 2009 at 9:44 am
“original roadkill, signed outsider” these tags puzzle me
December 9, 2009 at 9:45 am
mmmm Christmas dinner.
We need to view this in a vet’s office
December 9, 2009 at 9:46 am
I am sitting here with a deer in the headlight look, which he did capture, at the fact that this is sixth in a series.
December 9, 2009 at 9:47 am
and my puzzler is sore…
December 9, 2009 at 9:47 am
#11 Skully- I don’t think the other Reindeer are laughing and calling him names anymore………
December 9, 2009 at 9:56 am
@#16 RCB: Blitzen’s calling Rudolph “pancake,” but he’s always been an asshole.
December 9, 2009 at 9:58 am
If the deer looks this bad, I’d like to see an oil painting of the truck and a little quote on how much it cost to get it fixed.
December 9, 2009 at 10:03 am
WTF is wrong with some people? Who wants a gutted deer painting on their wall? I mean, besides John Wayne Gacey.
December 9, 2009 at 10:06 am
Skully BAH HAHAHAAAAAAAA… That was perfect.
December 9, 2009 at 10:07 am
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your head so flat,
you can’t guide my sleigh like that!”
December 9, 2009 at 10:10 am
Quote from the arteessst: “** please note I am a vegetarian and love animals.”
You’d have to be a vegetarian after painting this.
“These paintings in no way reflect a hatred of animals.”
No, just a hatred of humans.
December 9, 2009 at 10:11 am
This has to be the most aptly named seller on etsy.com: Dreadful Things: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31199694
December 9, 2009 at 10:13 am
This painting has inspired me and created some ideals. I live in Iowa and some off our alert elected officals wonder why people are not staying and leaving…….. Iowa Smells.
I have more Hog Lots around me then I care too.. in fact most of my neighbors are hogs.
I don’t mind the dead deer as it is the norm around here. However, when I am travelling down the road and meet a loader full of visible dead pigs just flopping and hanging…. I shall take pictures and sell a series.
December 9, 2009 at 10:19 am
#21 Skully :
Then all the reindeer mourned him
A truck came and they had to flee
Why would someone paint this picture?
It’s a mystery to me.
December 9, 2009 at 10:27 am
@#25 Martini: LOL, that’s a perfect ending, thanks.
December 9, 2009 at 10:32 am
#26 Skully : Thanks Skully… You started it…
December 9, 2009 at 10:32 am
Thanks Skully and Martini – now that song is stuck in my head!
Anyway, since the elephant sock incident, I feel there needs to be more cock around here. I give you another of her paintings:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32848263
December 9, 2009 at 10:33 am
I have the oddest craving for venison jerky now….
December 9, 2009 at 10:38 am
If this were painted while under suicide watch, they would increase your lithium dosage.
December 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
Eh, the Mammalia Fatale Impressionism movement is sooooo 2007.
December 9, 2009 at 11:03 am
@#28 BP: Wow, that’s poorly executed. If the artist doesn’t have access to the equipment, she should take some life drawing classes or at least buy a Playgirl mag. Probably the first time a painting looked better with a black bar.
December 9, 2009 at 11:30 am
At least she didn’t go scrape the mangled up deer off the road and make bloody nastyass crafts out of it…
December 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I can’t get over this nagging feeling that Thumper is involved in some way…….
December 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I have an issue with people who tag themselves, ON THE INTERNET, as an “outsider artist.” Just cause you make weird and unpleasant crappy stuff, that doesn’t make you an outsider artist.
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
December 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I have an Etsy.com question. Are sellers allowed to make up their own tags? Because otherwise, am I to conlude that The Powers That Be at Etsy actually created/sanctified/encoded tags like “original roadkill” and “mature morbid”? That hurts my brain…
December 9, 2009 at 1:13 pm
#28: “great for any ladies who are fed up with men.” except, of course, for their (poorly rendered, cartoonish) erect penises.
speaking of penises, i wonder why this one (same store) is shooting apples instead of semen (or blanks, for that matter…)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32849710
December 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
#35, thanks for the inigo montoya quotation, sue. there is no such thing as too many quotes from “the princess bride” in my world.
December 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm
“A Madonna embraces…in this space we create the avatar.”
Next time just go to gravatar.com, way easier.
(Yeah, I know I’m not getting any work done today, but Pope Hilarius is gonna appear to my boss in her coffee cup and explain everything.)
December 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@#39 Dumbass: That should be posted under “Calimari Full of Grace. Sorry.
December 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Oh. My. God.
On the other hand, if Damien Hirst can preserve real animal corpses in formaldehyde and sell them as art, anything goes, I guess.
December 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm
#38 Whimsy, I concur.
December 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
First, I meant “conclude” not “conlude”. Whimsicle spelling….
Second, #28: “#28 bumblepuppy : ..since the elephant sock incident, I feel there needs to be more cock around here. I give you another of her paintings:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32848263“…
followed immediately by #29: “#29 flare :
I have the oddest craving for venison jerky now….”
…made me spit Coke all over my keyboard….
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