BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! The best View in a Room EVER!
“Features in galleries” ? Now, you know that’s bullshit.
What’s that on the postcard near Santa’s butt? I can’t zoom in!
LOL’ed at the view.
LMFAO!! This is priceless!!
awww, that service was nice though, I was there.
#4 hammerhead77 :
It looks like maybe a collage of old photographs? Memorial stuff, family photos? Un-photoshopped remnants of what was going on before the picture got awesome?
Standard issue whimsicle fuckery, basically
All of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names. Then Rudolph got so pissed he stole a truck and ran down Comet. No one makes fun of him now.
i like more detail in my roadkill art.
Wow Helen…you’re too much. You gotta stop giving us what we ask for! We’ll turn into…man, anything I was gonna say we’ll turn into, we already are!
Thank you Helen… I guess we should be careful what we ask for… =D
addios – thanks again for the eagle eyes. I thought it was some subtle piece of fuckery added from here! I was going all Where’s Waldo on that thing.
Well, now, don’t I just look like a dirty little vixen checking out Santa’s butt… (Damn you, Helen!)
#4 hammerhead77 : #9 addiosix : You know… first rut… the stag party in Vegas…
cannot wait for the view it in a room site… Helen, you are the coleslaw!!
yeah I call bullshit on the galleries comment
just in time for hunting season.
Sheesh, you’d think Santa would wear something a little more somber for a funeral.
That guy is always *on*.
6th Roadkill? Does she run over them on purpose to paint the gore?? Best’View It In A Room’ yet!
martini – I can say with some degree of assurance that you definitely were not my art history prof. in college. She had no discernible sense of humor, and you are way too damn funny! (Incidentally, what are your thoughts on the roadkill aesthetic?)
OMG that view in a room is hysterical!
Thanks Helen, you’re cooler than Electra Woman and Dyna Girl rolled into one!
This seller’s “goth greeting cards” are incredibly infantile…”Ghoulish Greetings”? On a Christmas card?
ps–the seller claims that the large sized original work of “art” has been featured in galleries, and is now being offered for sale at $750. Um. If it’s actually hung on the wall in a bunch of galleries as claimed (cough, bullshit, cough), wouldn’t you think she would have gotten the hint by now that no. one. wants. that. shit.?
#23 hammerhead77 : Sorry hammer… I am not an advocate of the Bambi vs. Kenworth/Splatter Painting aesthetic…
@#27 Martini: You’re not into Asphalt Expressionism?
Totally agree with #1. Most awesome View in a Room ever ever ever! And, the best laugh I’ve had in days.
The mortician did a great job!
#27 – Ha! I see just a lil’ touch o’ Goya, myself.
“Dodge Ram Devouring Doe”
#15 martini :
‘Godbless Prancer, for he shall be missed. Who would have thought walking home that night from the bar, after much merryment and beer and hookers, a truck would come and run over his neck (?) and splatter his little deer guts all over the road’
‘and then some chick would take a photograph and then attempt to paint it and I call bullshit on the galleries thing too’
#28 Skully : Marginally… I prefer Fauvism…
#14 hammerhead77 :
My pleasure (we both totally checked out Santa’s butt)
#30 hammerhead77 : You are sleighing me…
by galleries, I think the artist means “mom’s basement, where I live”
That’s what happened when Mrs. Claus found Vixen on Santas South Pole. The view in room is classic!
OMG!!!! The pic in the room is just perfect! I laughed so hard, hubby thought something was wrong with me. HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
He looks so natural in the casket, as if he were sleeping.
Someone needs to email mixedspecies with this OOAK room.
you’ve outdone yourself this time, helen. brilliant.
I wonder how they knew he was Christian? Was he uncircumcised?
artist says- “please note I am a vegetarian and love animals. These paintings in no way reflect a hatred of animals”
what the? then WHY oh why paint a picture of roadkill…that’s like saying, I love people, but I am going to paint a picture of this car accident with the guy’s head going through a windshield and decapitating him.
i guess i’m “not so raven” cuz i don’t get it.
Now this is how you paint Roadkill! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5067551 I think his stuff is really good!
and when everybody is gone Santa will hack off Blitzen’s hoof and use it to store his whimsicles in.
Excellent! Today was a banner day for views in rooms. Thanks for the laughs.
That is so sad, dude. Why anyone would take pictures of/paint roadkill is just weird.
“These cards will be a hit for any fan of Burton’s work since they are whimsical and spooky. These cards are secular so will work for everyone, even wiccans!”
Since when are CHRISTmas trees and Santa hats secular?
regretsy transformation complete – i see no less than 3 vagoos in the roadkill bloody wreckage. my mom would be so proud…
#48 sudabaki :
She totally dropped the W-bomb. Whimsicles in the hizzle.
Helen, You Are The Best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to #49: LMFAO
Thank goodness we have prison art programs so these people can have some creative outlets for their inner demons. . . .
#28 Skully: Asphalt Expressionism! Oh, how I LOL’d.
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miserable cunt in the hizzie!
oh wait sorry….DAFT miserable cunt in the hizzie.
OMG, that room was awesome! So freakin’ hilarious!
#50 addiosix : If she’d have spelled it right I might have bought them for all the Wiccans on my holiday card list.
OK, my first out loud guffaw at “View it in a Room”, I’ve been able to suppress the giggles into my bowels until now.
Helen Killer you slay me — view in a room is to die for!
Brilliant! Simply brilliant commentary on horrible crap!
If you look real close, there’s a huge condomn attached to the back..ready for anything, painting, sex, painting about sex. Oh, and yes, road kill
Brilliant view in a room!
Santa looks like he has boobs. =)
Co-workers’ romance gone wrong: after a heated argument, Vixen ran Blitzen over with her Jeep. She had the praying mantis flag on the roof…
VGB- What’s a condomn?
If you could come down $749.50 on your price, we might have a deal. I say *might* because I’d like you to throw in the cost of shipping, too.
PS–could you please insure the piece for the full asking price (which I assume is the appraised value)? I’d hate for it to get lost or damaged.
Hang it in your kitchen to remind you where dinner came from.
what wait. There are five more of these.
And the Tate wasn’t interested?
Or if you’re dieting.
Helen, how do you do it? You’re awesomeness boggles my mind. I have a girlcrush on you
This deer appears to have a silent film villain-style pencil moustache.
#67 rodgershrubber – Goes well with the 30 Days Diet Wall Art.
You put roadkill on wall, then you will see the magical result.
I want to buy a print of this View it in a Room.
overheard at the viewing
“you know he really looks good, poor fella. so peaceful. almost like he’s sleeping”
“we were gonna bury him w/grandpa’s pocket watch, but you know. no pockets.”
“he always said ‘when i go, no fuss, just put me in the ground,’ but i think he would’ve appreciated the turn out.”
“so, yeah. coffee and cookies in the lobby?”
I think the only gallery this might have been hung in is a shooting gallery.
That being said, this may be my favorite of all time, especially the view in a room!
Damnit…too much egg snog.
At lease I tried.
Little Red riding Hood ran over the big bad wolf…
That’s what I’m gettin.
Took me a while but I knew something was bothering me.
thank god for Regretsy. I think I just pulled a muscle in my ribcage from laughing. Definitely best View It In A Room yet.
Good one Helen!
Hey how do you attach a picture to your id here?
Artwork from: ‘The Limited Edition Roadkill Series’ paint by number set. This month, in time for Christmas, it’s deer. Next month…badger. Fun for the whole family!
Best view it in a room ever!!!!! Thanks Helen!!!!
Hadn’t considered the photo on the easel beside the casket…you are creative HK. I was torn between the painting over the mantle at the neighborhood Christmas Cookie Swap and artwork at the upscale vegan restaurant.
I can invision this gracing the wall of almost any fine eating establishment called Road Kill-Road Kill Inn, Road Kill Grill, whatever.
um. since when is 30×23 huge?
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