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The Regretsy Advent Calendar 12/8

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  1. Dynomoose
    December 8, 2009 at 9:22 am

    That “hoo hah” looks too much like a flower. If you’re going vaginal, GO VAGINAL!

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  2. DucksNew
    December 8, 2009 at 9:23 am

    I’m getting kind of tired of seeing female genitalia portrayed in mediocre arts and crafts. You know it’s bad when you look at the pic and yawn.

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  3. curlytopnola
    December 8, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Is she blushing because she’s happy to see you? Is she really angry? Or is it simply her time of the month? Who knows with hoohahs?! They’re a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma.

    she makes it sound like a mood ring….

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  4. pdrunk
    December 8, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Georgia O’Keefe is rolling in her grave.

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  5. jojo
    December 8, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Anyone else getting bored? I miss the old Regretsy. Too much cooch, not enough bad crafting.

    And up yours red thumbs…

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  6. KarlaR
    December 8, 2009 at 9:32 am

    @#2 Ahh, seriously. And must you repeatedly call it (excuse me, “her”) a “hoo hah”? Why be coy? If you’re going to make a vagina necklace, call it a vagina necklace! Own it!

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  7. Skully
    December 8, 2009 at 9:32 am

    @#5 PD: This necklace looks like it was designed by Georgia O’Queef.

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  8. MissK
    December 8, 2009 at 9:35 am

    I think I like the jingle balls listing better: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35710403

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  9. Je
    December 8, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Oh, MissK, you picked a good one.

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  10. HelenaHandbasket
    December 8, 2009 at 9:40 am

    I’m pretty sure if it’s glowing, you’re supposed to see your gynecologist.

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  11. somethinghomemade
    December 8, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Some people will like them better because they look like flowers and they can choose who they tell what it really is; kinda like having a tatoo in a place not always seen by John Q. Public.

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  12. Social Outcast
    December 8, 2009 at 9:42 am

    This is almost tasteful. Almost.

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  13. nillakim
    December 8, 2009 at 9:43 am

    If I recall correctly, bad crafting is not the core requirement here. Sometimes it’s just the sheer outrageousness of the item. I know my gut reaction when I saw this was “oh my”…lol

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  14. lemonicicle
    December 8, 2009 at 9:45 am

    If we filed this under Annoying Descriptions then we can keep it…
    sounds like a crap idea wrapped in too many ideals, wrapped in not enough whimsical, wrapped in my head hurts from trying to figure out what the hell you are trying to say.

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  15. lemonicicle
    December 8, 2009 at 9:48 am

    and somethinghomemade, i snorted a litle at your pic, I love it!

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  16. Orlana
    December 8, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I threw up a little reading the first few sentences in the description.

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  17. lemonicicle
    December 8, 2009 at 9:53 am

    as if hoohah wasn’t enough, from one of her other descriptions —”a teeny tiny man thing!”
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31382094

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  18. Helen Killer
    December 8, 2009 at 9:59 am

    @ #6 jojo : I miss the old Regretsy. Too much cooch, not enough bad crafting.

    Oh please. I posted almost nothing but cooch in the beginning.

    I’m not saving your comment in my notebook of ideals.

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  19. somethinghomemade
    December 8, 2009 at 10:04 am

    #16 lemonicicle – Thank you! All I can really say in my “defense” is “be glad it’s not YOUR neighbor.” Sometimes I think we gotta laugh at the season, people get way too wrapped up in trying to to provide the perfect holiday and forget to be grateful for what they have – loved ones and all that.

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  20. weberly
    December 8, 2009 at 10:04 am

    ewww, this looks so itchy and painful, reminds me of an episiotomy
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=31779200

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  21. everydaymama1
    December 8, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Looks more like a flower, but I did giggle at the term “hoo-hah” used in the description. I don’t know why… I think my sugar is low ;P

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  22. rodgertheshrubber
    December 8, 2009 at 10:18 am

    The Crimson Hoohah.

    Sounds like a college band.

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  23. Skully
    December 8, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Is she blushing because she’s happy to see me? Is she really angry? Or is it simply her time of the month? Can I get a translator down here? Or at least a Hoohah/English dictionary?

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  24. rodgertheshrubber
    December 8, 2009 at 10:21 am

    #19 Helen Killer:

    Oh please. I posted almost nothing but cooch in the beginning.

    *giggle/snort*

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  25. Not Me
    December 8, 2009 at 10:29 am

    It’s an interesting enough necklace without the vagina story.

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  26. bootsychoo
    December 8, 2009 at 10:33 am

    My hoohah is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a doggy-love flannel-cloth menstrual pad.

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  27. mequet
    December 8, 2009 at 10:35 am

    I seriously cannot STAND when people anthropomorphize genitalia. It’s a vagina, not a fucking “she” or “her”. Anyone who does that has my instant and irrevocable animosity.

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  28. martini
    December 8, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Deck your neck with big red hoohahs…
    Fa la la la la, la la la la…

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  29. somethinghomemade
    December 8, 2009 at 10:37 am

    @ #6 jojo and #19 helen killer: “I miss the old Regretsy. Too much cooch, not enough bad crafting.”

    “Oh please. I posted almost nothing but cooch in the beginning.”

    The true cooch (and cooch related items like doggie maxi pads) numbers form the archives:

    1 of 10 – September 2009
    21 of 133 – October 2009
    4 of 98 – November 2009
    3 of 29 – December 2009 (so far)

    NON-cooch posts still far outweigh the cooch ones. I think maybe you just notice them more cuz you’re sick of them.

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  30. lil heavy duty
    December 8, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Yeah but the red and green make it a Christmas cooch. We should convo the seller and see if she’ll make a regretsy charm necklace with say what guy, boobie baubles and a shrinky dink of Santa and Jesus hostage situation.

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  31. Bad_Wolf
    December 8, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Why do all these crafted vaginas look all loose and flowy, like some deep sea creature? Mine doesn’t look at all like that! Does everyone else have a “hoo hah” shaped like a calla lily?

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  32. Patty
    December 8, 2009 at 11:14 am

    When my kids were young, I taught them the proper words for the body parts. My sister-in-law (16 years younger than my husband) at age 11, didn’t know it was called a “vagina”.

    If mine were the color of the necklace, I would assume there’d be some kind of medical issue and I’d get myself to the doctor!

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  33. everydaymama1
    December 8, 2009 at 11:15 am

    #27 bootsychoo :
    My hoohah is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a doggy-love flannel-cloth menstrual pad.
    ———-

    LMFAO!!

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  34. weberly
    December 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

    bad wolf, get outta my brain, i haven’t checked in a while, and i hope to god mine hasn’t morphed into some flappy mantaray, but i’m pretty sure the answer is NO. crafters, please quit making our hoo-hahs look so ridiculous!

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  35. slappyknuckles
    December 8, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    I cunt think of anything funnies to say:(

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  36. befuddled
    December 8, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  37. Night Cowl
    December 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    *yawn* vagina accoutrement are just about as prevalent as the scrabble tile phase. Let’s all jump on the hoo haw bandwagon.

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  38. Night Cowl
    December 8, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Oh, and I meant to say, just as boring too.

    Next……

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  39. HermesGoddess
    December 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Man, people are GROUCHY today! Maybe they have painfully engorged crimson hoohahs of their own to worry about?

    Hopefully it will eventually occur to people that if they don’t like the content someone else puts up on a particular website, they can just stop. fucking. reading. it.

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  40. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 8, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    #32- I just went into the bathroom, found my hand held mirror, whipped a leg up like I was gonna wear my toes on my neck and I must say…… I found Gold. No Calla Lily here but I think I could make a mold of mine and sell it for alot more then this floppy necklace. Thanks for the IDEAL…..

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  41. Skully
    December 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    @#38 NC: Isn’t “Let’s all jump on the hoo haw bandwagon” Sarah Palin’s 2012 campaign slogan?

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  42. Bad_Wolf
    December 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    #41 RCB: Anytime! I charge half price for my ideals, and you can even ask me questions on the weekends.

    I can’t tell you how relieved I am to know that I’m not the only one with normal (dare I say attractive?) looking girl parts. Who else thinks we should all collaborate to create realistic vagina paraphernalia?

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  43. whimsiclefuckery
    December 8, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    I’ve learned to brace myself when about to click on that advent calendar (or regretsy in general). Odd that this click would bring a sigh of relief and “oh. it’s just another etsy vagina. ok.”

    Etsy is really taking the fun out of porn.

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  44. superfran
    December 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    I love her descriptions!

    “A handcrafted gift box is available upon request..all tied up with a satin bow and perfect for gift giving.”

    Yes, this is the perfect Secret Santa present for my boss/mum/grandmother.

    “She’s very demure and can be worn with anything”

    But be careful she won’t clash with your other vagina-wear

    “You’re sure to get noticed while wearing this pendant!”

    Yes, because you have genitals hanging round you neck. There’s noticed and noticed,…

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  45. jojo
    December 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I love reading the site. I’m just getting tired of cooters and weiners. Sorry I’m not on the “I love anything you say” bandwagon. I’ll just keep my vagoo shut.

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  46. buffoon
    December 8, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    How is this Christmassy? Is it the colours? Oh and it does not look the least bit like female genitalia to me! But the description clearly qualifies this benign piece to be elevated to Regretsy.

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  47. befuddled
    December 8, 2009 at 2:22 pm

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  48. viveca_cynical
    December 8, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    it makes me feel dirty looking at it……ahhhh. now i need to shower off again. sheesh!!!

    plus, doesn’t it look like such an itchy, itchy va-gi-na?

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  49. polaroidart
    December 8, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    “Oh, what pretty necklace you have! Is that a Poinsettia on you neck?”- my grandma asks me at the Christmas family dinner.
    “Why, thank you, grandma! No, it’s a sculpture of my
    vagina on a period. Isn’t is awesome!”

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  50. hammerhead77
    December 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    I was pretty much expecting that we’d get at least one vagina for advent. It’s kinda like the traditional Christmas sweater from Aunt Maude, y’know? You’re expecting to get it. The surprise is all in the details. What will it be this year? The vag in the Santa Hat? The golden vag? The poinsettia vag? Oh, it’s a faux poppy hoohah!!

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  51. dangerousmezzo
    December 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    The annoying description certainly makes it Regretsy-worthy — the necklace itself is pretty average. Doesn’t look enough like a hoohah (I hate cutesy names for genitalia — what are we, 3 years old?) to make it outrageous, and it isn’t badly-made enough to really stand out in the huge field of overall Etsy mediocrity.

    The description is REALLY annoying, though …

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  52. hammerhead77
    December 8, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    I would bet $ if we HADN’T gotten a damn vagina for advent, then someone would have bitched about that.
    Can’t win for losing with these Etsy vaginas!!

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  53. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm

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  54. TooManyCookbooks
    December 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Cutesy-pie, precious-coy euphemisms like ‘hoohaa’ or ‘vagoo’ for vagina/vulva annoy the hell out of me. Big girl words are okay to use, people!

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  55. Danorz
    December 8, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    dare you face the insidious schemes… of THE CRIMSON HOOHAH?

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  56. Thistle
    December 8, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Who knows with hoohahs?! They’re a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma.

    like a nancy drew story! mystery of the angry vajayjay

    you just cant beat a double-wrapped hoohah.

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  57. Bad_Wolf
    December 8, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Really, if you’re going to use a cutesy name for vagina, it should be “bajingo”.

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  58. erottery
    December 8, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    thats MY BOOB but the link does NOT go to my SITE!!!! please fix- please!

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  59. Helen Killer
    December 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    @ #59, You have to be the first seller to come here and demand to have your link PUT UP.

    The advent calendar has one link a day. You can’t go backward or forward. Your boob was linked on 12/4, so you’re linked on that day.

    Besides, didn’t you sell out?

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  60. whoanellee
    December 8, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    JesusFuckingChrist.
    Can we please leave the vagina/hoo ha where it belongs?
    Keep it in your pants, ladies!

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  61. istillheartbretmichaels
    December 9, 2009 at 4:19 am

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31382094

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

    perfect stocking stuffer.

    no last minute shopping for me.

    thank you, regretsy.

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  62. Thistle
    December 9, 2009 at 8:18 am

    lol @ #59: dammit, regretsy! youre mocking the wrong product! THE WRONG PRODUCT! now make fun of my boobs like youre supposed to! sheesh, is there no quality control around here?

    (like we all know the answer to *that* one)

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  63. Avivafae
    December 9, 2009 at 11:01 am

    I think I’m going to change my posting name to The Crimson Hoohah.

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  64. WhimsyMistress
    December 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    If my family hadn’t already promised not to exchange gifts this year, I would absolutely buy the Dick in a Box necklace for my sister. She would laugh her ass off. And it’s actually pretty cute!

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