Fuck, who has brown roses? I guess now I have to go check out the American Beauty sight to see if some batshit insane nursery has created brown roses… but really this item does look like shit with a face with a mashed nose and a leaf.
Sorry, I can’t get past the description. Trying to sound all mysterious and engaging the reader in your fantasy world makes you sound more like an idiot than anything else. I mean, if you can see something smiling up at you, then you don’t need to find it, it’s right there, you’re looking at it. Some people need to just stick to the facts and stop trying to be storytellers, because all they do is fail miserably.
This also bears a striking resemblance to my concept for one of my Christmas anus ornaments. I was going to have a peaceful moon face in one of them. The one that was going to resemble this one was the 80 year old man peaceful anus ornament, that’s where all the wrinkles and folds around the face came from.
“..but it seemed something was smiling contentedly back at her.”
Maybe it’s contented because it had a good bowel movement. Finally, that high-fiber diet is paying off.
This is not a hidden treasure that I would like to “find” somewhere.
And since “she” peered into the bush and this little “guy” was looking back at her…is anyone creeped out by hiding guys in rose bushes who are peeking at girls… and looking “content” while doing it?
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December 8, 2009 at 11:41 am
God help me, I think this is cute.
December 8, 2009 at 11:44 am
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December 8, 2009 at 11:47 am
Awww, I was hoping this was made of chocolate.
December 8, 2009 at 11:47 am
“what ever’s your fancy!”
I’ll tell you what my fancy is: I fancy not wearing dehydrated baby shit with a face molded into it.
December 8, 2009 at 11:49 am
leave it to the French to invent a brown rose…
http://www.flourishdesigns.com/blog/2007/08/terra-nostra-brown-rose.htm
f’ing NIRP
http://www.nirpinternational.com/inglese/index.asp
December 8, 2009 at 11:52 am
could also be filed under annoying description
December 8, 2009 at 11:52 am
Sorry, I can’t get past the description. Trying to sound all mysterious and engaging the reader in your fantasy world makes you sound more like an idiot than anything else. I mean, if you can see something smiling up at you, then you don’t need to find it, it’s right there, you’re looking at it. Some people need to just stick to the facts and stop trying to be storytellers, because all they do is fail miserably.
December 8, 2009 at 11:58 am
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December 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Did you mean Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo?
December 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Fuck me running. Yes. Typo.
(slinking away in embarrassment)
December 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I always take a few of these little guys with me, in my colon. But alas, after I go I have to leave them behind.
December 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
“..but it seemed something was smiling contentedly back at her.”
Maybe it’s contented because it had a good bowel movement. Finally, that high-fiber diet is paying off.
December 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm
i think it looks like a distant cousin of those dancing “california raisins” to me…like a big ol’ dehydrated prune. cute, but pruny…
December 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Take it with me wherever I go? I think I’ll go to the men’s room… and flush it.
December 8, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I found a few of these little guys when Tinkerbelle forgot to flush:
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/16/gnome-depot/
December 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I thought it said, “She peed into the rose bush.” lol
December 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm
It’s a CRAPPYPATCH KID………..
December 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm
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December 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm
In case you were ever curious to know what a Unicorn turd looked like….
December 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“Take this little guy with you wherever you go?”
The question mark makes it sound like she desperately wants me take it and will be absolutely crushed if I don’t.
December 8, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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December 8, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Lady, back away from the Fimo! You know you are not supposed to breathe the fumes in while it bakes right? Because this is what happens if you do!
December 8, 2009 at 2:24 pm
This is not a hidden treasure that I would like to “find” somewhere.
And since “she” peered into the bush and this little “guy” was looking back at her…is anyone creeped out by hiding guys in rose bushes who are peeking at girls… and looking “content” while doing it?
December 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I actually think she burnt the Sculpey and tried to salvage it.
December 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm
This reminds me of Turd Blossom, W’s nickname for Karl Rove.
December 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm
oh look it’s crowning
December 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm
We should be grateful that there’s no vagina on it…
December 8, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Does this remind anyone else of that “What What (In The Butt)” video by Samwell?
December 8, 2009 at 10:17 pm
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December 9, 2009 at 12:51 am
I’ve laughed so hard that I’ve cried
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December 9, 2009 at 7:32 am
I am not sure this little rose petal person belongs here.
December 9, 2009 at 8:31 am
if it were red, or even yellow — like an actual rose instead of a turd — i would be inclined to agree.
especially if it was hand carved and not molded…..
December 9, 2009 at 10:36 am
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December 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Alright, alright. I’m here to set the record straight.
Guilty as charged, I burned that poor little sucker. But I just couldn’t toss it.
lol. Now I shall live forever in infamy!
December 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
His cute face does look like he’s peeking out of the manure under the rose bushes!
January 14, 2010 at 9:44 am
#30 Sawdustbear:
She DID burn it. Here’s her comment from the Regretsy Bitch thread over at Etsy
“SunshineFolk says:
Thanks everyone. Regretsy seems to 1/2 bad and 1/2 good.
I guess some of the comments just had gotten be down. I’m pretty much over it, and it’s true, my views when through the roof for a while.
The funny thing is that one person said it looked like I’d burned it and tried to salvage it. That’s EXACTLY what happened.
”
But she’s bummed for getting called…
May 13, 2011 at 2:22 pm
is it going to turn into something PRETTY at midnight?.. Like Cinderella and so.. I hope that’s the reason for it’s name.