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Two Heads Are Better Than One – NSFW

Posted by Helen Killer

Oh, this is a great idea. Because your balls didn’t already smell enough like yeast.

Filed in Penises 145 comments

145 Comments

Dec 7, 2009
12:56 pm

#1 goldenkat :

Wow…wow. That poor elephant, the Velveteen Rabbit is probably happy with how things turned out for him.

Rate this comment: +58

Dec 7, 2009
12:56 pm

#2 TooManyCookbooks :

. . .not a whole lot of junk in that trunk, either.

Why must it be that Random Partially Naked Guys are rarely Random Partially Naked Hot Guys?

Rate this comment: +66

Dec 7, 2009
12:58 pm

#3 DucksNew :

Because if there’s one thing you want with your beer it’s frigging pubes…do you get the exact one pictured? Oh this is truly gag-worthy.

Rate this comment: +120

Dec 7, 2009
12:58 pm

#4 mequet :

3 things: 1)I am POSITIVE that isn’t just “junk” in that elefunk junk trunk. That dude is making use of another sock up in there. 2)GROSS! As if this product isn’t undesirable enough, let’s class it up with a close up on that dude’s pubes. 3)I think this is nastier than the turkey vag. A sentence I never thought I’d utter.

Rate this comment: +60

Dec 7, 2009
1:00 pm

#5 mequet :

Also, the bottom is all pilled up, making this a very well used sock!!! EWWWWWWW!!!

Rate this comment: +26

Dec 7, 2009
1:02 pm

#6 Cassie :

oooh, look! Ginger Beer.

Rate this comment: +201

Dec 7, 2009
1:02 pm

#7 polaroidart :

No.Fucking.Way.
I’m speechless, I don’t know what to say yet..

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
1:03 pm

#8 ohsoretro :

Is this what Rob Kalin is up to these days?

Rate this comment: +31

Dec 7, 2009
1:05 pm

#9 somethinghomemade :

Imagine the photo shoot: “Hey honey, can you jack off a little more? It’s still not big enough.”

Rate this comment: +36

Dec 7, 2009
1:05 pm

#10 polaroidart :

…multi use, from chilling your bear to
warming your nut sack.

Rate this comment: +13

Dec 7, 2009
1:05 pm

#11 Dynomoose :

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Rate this comment: -9

Dec 7, 2009
1:06 pm

#12 polaroidart :

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Dec 7, 2009
1:06 pm

#13 Not Me :

When you start putting costumes on your genitalia it’s time to check into rehab. O.o

Rate this comment: +76

Dec 7, 2009
1:06 pm

#14 somethinghomemade :

at least it wasn’t tagged “regretsy”

Rate this comment: +38

Dec 7, 2009
1:09 pm

#15 polaroidart :

#14- ha, that’s what I was thinking too.

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 7, 2009
1:10 pm

#16 catspiracy :

Since it’s the only item in the shop, which is called “downcycled”, I cry fake! This is regrettable penile pandering.

Rate this comment: +23

Dec 7, 2009
1:13 pm

#17 Helen Killer :

I don’t know. He’s been on Etsy since May, which is 5 months before I started this site.

Rate this comment: +37

Dec 7, 2009
1:14 pm

#18 Recovering Crack Baby :

I would be afraid…………. very afraid, very, very, very afraid of the Elephant on my man’s cock

Elephants EAT NUTS……….

Rate this comment: +97

Dec 7, 2009
1:17 pm

#19 Recovering Crack Baby :

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM…….. you know we have been invited to a costume party and it is so HARD to come up with a male costume. The only problem I have now is what to dress my pussy up as.

Rate this comment: +22

Dec 7, 2009
1:17 pm

#20 whimsy :

oh good lord – put that little thing away, please. and the nasty, used, pube upholstered sock too. i’m absolutely nauseated.

Rate this comment: +17

Dec 7, 2009
1:19 pm

#21 jesusmotherbug :

Not only does it look soft and cuddly; it serves the dual function of “Beer Koozy” and “Load Catcher”. Efficient and adorable.

Rate this comment: +45

Dec 7, 2009
1:19 pm

#22 ambrusco :

I don’t know what’s worse. The cooter painting or having to look at this dude’s frizzy pubes.

Rate this comment: +17

Dec 7, 2009
1:24 pm

#23 lemonicicle :

#20 Whimsy: I was asking myself Do I get this EXACT one? or one that hasn’t been allover some stranger’s cock?

Also I would be very afraid of what the inside looks like…

Rate this comment: +58

Dec 7, 2009
1:25 pm

#24 Chase Ryan :

I have a couple of questions for this seller.

Question 1 – Are the firecrotch pubes included, or is that extra?

Question 2 – You list two of the uses as penis warmer and puppet show. Does it work for both simultaneously?

Rate this comment: +65

Dec 7, 2009
1:27 pm

#25 Chase Ryan :

@#18 While it may be true that elephants eat nuts, if your man would be willing to put that thing on I wouldn’t be so much concerned that the elephant would eat his testicles, but rather that it might eat his brain.

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Dec 7, 2009
1:27 pm

#26 Helen Killer :

lemonicicle: I was asking myself Do I get this EXACT one? or one that hasn’t been allover some stranger’s cock?

Oh, like you haven’t been.

Rate this comment: +139

Dec 7, 2009
1:28 pm

#27 besadesign :

hooray, now we can all be traumatized by bad art with equal opportunity representation of both genders’ genitalia.

Rate this comment: +23

Dec 7, 2009
1:29 pm

#28 weberly :

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Dec 7, 2009
1:33 pm

#29 whimsy :

thanks, lemonicicle. just one more mental picture to add to the slideshow of horror currently playing in my brain…

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 7, 2009
1:34 pm

#30 weberly :

laughing at helen, not the ginger, i’ve pretty much seen all the fun things boys can make their dicks look like

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 7, 2009
1:34 pm

#31 Sammy the Goose :

I’ve heard that William F. Buckley used to wear one of those to liven up the National Review Christmas party.

Rate this comment: +41

Dec 7, 2009
1:37 pm

#32 Dynomoose :

#14 somethinghomemade, I actually find it more frightening that this wasn’t tagged Regretsy. They may actually be serious about the schlong sock/beer cozy

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 7, 2009
1:39 pm

#33 aegishyde :

$15 bucks for a ratty ole sock that’s been on some dude’s cock?

Rate this comment: +24

Dec 7, 2009
1:42 pm

#34 somethinghomemade :

#25 Helen Killer – this is why we love you! And why you got the book deal.

Rate this comment: +12

Dec 7, 2009
1:51 pm

#35 HermesGoddess :

I just threw up a LOT in my mouth. At least he could have used a brand new sock, the filthy pig.

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Dec 7, 2009
1:52 pm

#36 bumblepuppy :

Well, this is just poorly made. No effort made with those ears AT ALL. I bet the button eyes are just glued on, too (with many techniques!)

BTW, I’m listening to the radio and “Detachable Penis” is on. How appropriate.

Rate this comment: +38

Dec 7, 2009
1:55 pm

#37 Skully :

Based on that Busch, I’m guessing the model is either Ron Howard, Danny Bonaducci, or Carrot Top.

Rate this comment: +32

Dec 7, 2009
1:56 pm

#38 biggles5 :

That guy’s junk seems to have a rather unusual shape…kind of fat and stubby. I wonder if he got it stuck in a beer can?

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 7, 2009
1:56 pm

#39 lilprincess :

#25 I dunno Helen. First I was wondering if it sang and danced. THEN I was wondering if you get that exact one.

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Dec 7, 2009
1:59 pm

#40 martini :

I’m calling faux fuckery on this…

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Dec 7, 2009
2:05 pm

#41 jadey_lady :

Ok. First off, WHY would this EVER cross someone’s mind as a good idea.

Secondly, are the STD’s you get from this product considered extra or do you need to pay extra for that? *GAG*

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Dec 7, 2009
2:05 pm

#42 jadey_lady :

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Rate this comment: -5

Dec 7, 2009
2:09 pm

#43 martini :

#38 biggles5 : Bet his friends call him “tuna can”…

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 7, 2009
2:25 pm

#44 Patty :

#37 Skully- great, thanks for THAT mental image to go along with the ACTUAL image!

I know you all keep track of how I can mentally scar my teen-aged kids. When I checked Regretsy this afternoon, I blurted, loudly, “OH HOLY FUCK!”

My 16-year-old daughter rushed into the room, “What? What is it?” only to declare: “OH MY GOD! WHY!?”

Child appropriately disturbed, I shall take any donations to pay for the impending therapy needed.

Rate this comment: +69

Dec 7, 2009
2:25 pm

#45 nillakim :

You WILL get the one in the picture because there is only one in stock…I don’t know whether to shriek in horror or laugh.

Rate this comment: +23

Dec 7, 2009
2:26 pm

#46 takilasunrise :

Hasn’t he heard about cleaning up and trimming before taking pictures? Gag………

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 7, 2009
2:30 pm

#47 Skully :

This is not a practical product, since, depending on what it holds first, you’re either going to have warm beer or shrinkage.

Rate this comment: +79

Dec 7, 2009
2:33 pm

#48 Street Corner Hooker :

The thought process behind this can easily be summed up as, “How can I force multiple Etsy users to stare at a close-up of my dick in horror?”

And you know, it’s probably not best to pair the lower image with the above. That beer looks an awful lot like piss.

Rate this comment: +39

Dec 7, 2009
2:34 pm

#49 Moons in Leo :

So I’m thinking dude’s almost finished up his case o’beer and shat his pants while tripping over the cat which would explain why he’s lying naked on the stained couch.

And he thinks to himself, “Damn my dick is cold! Wish my beer was as cold as my dick!”

At which time this ideal was born.

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 7, 2009
2:38 pm

#50 addiosix :

#38 biggles5 :

I think the ‘business end’ of his junk starts right underneath the button eyes — and the weird sardine tin shape is made by the heel of the sock.

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 7, 2009
2:40 pm

#51 silly squirrel :

It’s ok girls, just another bad dream. We will wake up and it will be gone.

Rate this comment: +8

Dec 7, 2009
2:40 pm

#52 regretmenot :

Sadly, we used to sell these at a store in the mall. I worked there. They were mass produced, so they were sewn well at least.

It was the most shop-lifted item in our store, second only to the lubes and condoms…go figure.

Rate this comment: +25

Dec 7, 2009
2:48 pm

#53 weberly :

oh gee addiosix, thanks for making me take another very close look at that, my family thinks i’m weird enough as it is

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 7, 2009
2:57 pm

#54 regretsian :

that’s just fucking nasty! the maker of this crap should be arrested for felt animal pornography and sexual abuse of innocent crafts

Rate this comment: +16

Dec 7, 2009
2:57 pm

#55 Dynomoose :

#33 aegishyde : I think that would, actually, have been a better description for the item.

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Dec 7, 2009
2:59 pm

#56 Dynomoose :

#41 jadey_lady : I don’t know about the STDs, but the crabs are lagniappe.

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 7, 2009
3:02 pm

#57 lil heavy duty :

Here I am, just eating my lunch and reading Regretsy. All of a sudden my spaghetti and meatballs tastes a little heavy on balls. Oi.

Rate this comment: +23

Dec 7, 2009
3:07 pm

#58 babalu :

Why is there NOTHING ELSE for sale in this guy’s shop and wtf does this mean: “Delicious Ninkasi Total Domination IPA not included.”

kthxbai

Rate this comment: +2

Dec 7, 2009
3:12 pm

#59 AnnetteCurtain :

Elephants never forget….just like I’ll never forget clapping eyes on this ginger nest fest.
Bah

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Dec 7, 2009
3:12 pm

#60 hammerhead77 :

#37 Skully – My $ is on the Duche or Carrot Top, but you never know! It could be Opie! Those goody-two-shoes types are often the kinkiest behind closed doors.

At least he has good taste in beer. If that had been a Bud Light I would have lost all respect. Ninkasi makes a good double IPA and a pretty decent oatmeal stout. (What?! Beer is a handcrafted movement that I can and do support.)

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Dec 7, 2009
3:14 pm

#61 Ghost Righter :

WHY? WHY? WHY? Why would you want pubes on your beverage?

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 7, 2009
3:15 pm

#62 Hexefrau :

#58 Delicious Ninkasi Total Domination IPA…that’s the India Pale Ale he has stuffed into his cock snood. Rat bastard won’t even give you the beer with his old used (and likely crunchy…yuck) cock sock.

Seriously…my head asplode, and all of my coworkers think I’m weird. Well, I am weird….its just that they think I am even weirder, since I sit at my desk snickering and howling.

Rate this comment: +16

Dec 7, 2009
3:18 pm

#63 Frankenkitty :

And it’s multi-purpose too. Just think, you can do a puppet show for the kids in the morning, cozy your beer in the afternoon, and warm your junk in the evening. Now I know what to do with all those single socks I have saved up. Now if I only had a penis.

Rate this comment: +39

Dec 7, 2009
3:18 pm

#64 addiosix :

#53 weberly :

Haha its an occupational hazard on my end

The more I sharpen my eyes the more I find stuff that makes me wish I could gouge them out. Now I’m dragging you guys down with me.

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 7, 2009
3:27 pm

#65 Skully :

@#63 Addiosix: I agree with Weberly, good job eagle eyes! (And unlike the Charles and Di w/toe pic, there’s no tape measure in this photo, so we’ll never know just how much this pachyderm’s packing.)

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 7, 2009
3:31 pm

#66 Megan8607 :

I think I’ll buy this and put it on my gilded penis I bought earlier this week…then hang it on the tree next to my baby fetus ornament and my boobie ornaments.

Rate this comment: +15

Dec 7, 2009
3:40 pm

#67 addiosix :

#65 Skully :

I wonder if sending a convo asking for a toe in the picture would raise suspicion?

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 7, 2009
3:53 pm

#68 Megan8607 :

It actually is a powerful item. It gives new meaning to the word “Dumbo”.

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 7, 2009
3:53 pm

#69 juliajae :

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Rate this comment: -3

Dec 7, 2009
3:59 pm

#70 Skully :

@#60 HH77 regarding Ninkasi: Thanks for the tip, (no junk-trunk pun intended).
@#67 Addiosix: I dare you.

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 7, 2009
4:00 pm

#71 Thistle :

busted!

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/tashaelizabethhart/nutsackcopy.jpg

Rate this comment: +34

Dec 7, 2009
4:08 pm

#72 pleasedontpickme :

SOLD!! someone’s getting crabs for christmas

Rate this comment: +23

Dec 7, 2009
4:11 pm

#73 hammerhead77 :

Brilliant, Thistle!

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Dec 7, 2009
4:16 pm

#74 personalearthquake :

THIS JUST ISN’T RIGHT.

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
4:25 pm

#75 quantuminsanity :

if you look at the sellers sold listings he’s sold one of these before

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 7, 2009
4:25 pm

#76 sticksandtunes :

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Rate this comment: -9

Dec 7, 2009
4:34 pm

#77 amocksun :

#76 sticksandtunes : If it wasn’t for the fact that my ex actually bothered to trim and the model is better endowed, I’d swear that’s my ex in those photos. Oh yeah, I think he also hated beer.

I do not need flashbacks to that horrible ex…*shudder*.

Weird, this looks like my fiance. What’s your ex’s name?

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 7, 2009
4:35 pm

#78 zeroonezeroone :

Damn the gingers damn them all.

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
4:39 pm

#79 Thousandaire :

Ninkasi is the local brewery in Eugene, Oregon. If you’ve ever been to Eugene, this suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 7, 2009
4:41 pm

#80 whtnay :

“And they say the man lured the children into his van by promising them a puppet show….”

Rate this comment: +49

Dec 7, 2009
4:53 pm

#81 HelenaHandbasket :

Prince Harry! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Dec 7, 2009
5:06 pm

#82 bootsychoo :

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html
Use it, Pumpkin Pubes.

Oh, & #56 Dynomoose, excellent use of the word “lagniappe”.

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 7, 2009
5:14 pm

#83 amocksun :

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Rate this comment: -8

Dec 7, 2009
5:23 pm

#84 weberly :

@#75, it actually sold today, has gotten 2600+ views (the mug has over 16000 thanks to regretsy, and also sold). more of my unsolicited research:
keyword search results for chrismas~344, christmes~49, cristmas~103, hollidays~252

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 7, 2009
5:32 pm

#85 TypeWink :

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Rate this comment: -10

Dec 7, 2009
5:32 pm

#86 whimsiclefuckery :

I can hear Judy Carne now. Sock it to me!

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 7, 2009
5:32 pm

#87 Sushisimo :

I’ll take a tap beer, thanks.

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 7, 2009
6:15 pm

#88 NinjaGato :

This’ll go great with my butt necklace.

Rate this comment: +21

Dec 7, 2009
6:38 pm

#89 NinjaGato :

So some dumbass just paid $15 for a tube sock with some dudes ginger pubes. There really is a sucker born every 15 minutes

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 7, 2009
6:44 pm

#90 itsnotschultz :

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Rate this comment: -13

Dec 7, 2009
6:57 pm

#91 sillymerricat :

I GUARANTEE that a poster of this image in high school Health Ed classes would reduce the rate of teen pregnancy. I kinda never want to do “it” again after seeing this. This guy should apologize to my husband for that!

Rate this comment: +2

Dec 7, 2009
7:09 pm

#92 Yeah NO :

Made for a penis and a Busch!

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 7, 2009
7:13 pm

#93 razberries :

Holy shit, Mr. Snuffleupagus really does exist!

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 7, 2009
7:46 pm

#94 BettyMachete :

Pet Humiliation

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Dec 7, 2009
7:51 pm

#95 everydaymama1 :

Old sock on mans cock! Now my life is complete!

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
7:56 pm

#96 NinjaGato :

I wonder if this guy is a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan?

http://www.davenavarro.de/Bio_RHCP_socks.html

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
8:34 pm

#97 sbarnes2 :

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Rate this comment: -8

Dec 7, 2009
8:56 pm

#98 sar-sar :

#3 DucksNew & #47 Skully — you two rock!

My god, I’m going to need counseling to get this one out of my head… I’m so going to have nightmares about elephant socks and penises and beer… *runs screaming*

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
9:19 pm

#99 I-of-the-beholder :

# 41 jadey_lady: STDs?? The guy would have to get laid first – pretty unfucking likely, dontcha think?

#4 mequet: you made me snort so hard I inhaled a lit cigarette. I thank you for that. The pain diverted my eyes from the screen for a merciful second.

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 7, 2009
9:21 pm

#100 tara :

What a waste. The man doesn’t know how to pour beer properly.

One in stock? So you get the elephant sock that’s already touched some guy’s junk?

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Dec 7, 2009
9:25 pm

#101 I-of-the-beholder :

I think we have witnessed the birth of the first all-cotton contraceptive device. Cartoon willy warmers are known to stimulate the female’s gag reflex, often violently. This effectively prevents pregnancy by preventing sex.

Rate this comment: +20

Dec 7, 2009
9:51 pm

#102 sofacitysweethearts :

#8- I thought it might be Carrot Top. But after seeing this, I’d have to call him Carrot Bottom?

Jesus, that is the worse joke I’ve ever attempted.

Rate this comment: -1

Dec 7, 2009
9:51 pm

#103 NinjaGato :

anyone else think that it’s false advertising to have another sock (or something) shoved up there adding girth? false advertising for him, not the sock being sold.
I wonder if this is also his Match.com picture

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 7, 2009
9:54 pm

#104 amocksun :

# 41 jadey_lady: STDs?? The guy would have to get laid first – pretty unfucking likely, dontcha think?

I’d totally do him.

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Dec 7, 2009
9:54 pm

#105 NinjaGato :

he’s onto us. From his profile.
“Thanks for all the wonderful commentary r*gretsy.com. Your feedback is inspirational.
More items coming soon… Think, that perfect White Elephant gift! Or styling wax for unruly hair. Keep your eyes peeled for a yellow sock.”

Us grossing out over your pubes and dirty ass sock is INSPIRATIONAL? And to think I’ve been reading Chicken Soup for the Soul for inspiration.

Rate this comment: +8

Dec 7, 2009
10:21 pm

#106 Dynomoose :

#82 bootsychoo I wish I could say I was being clever, but ‘lagniappe’ is regular speech hereabouts.

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 7, 2009
10:58 pm

#107 downcycled :

Inspirational indeed! I love the material from some of these comments: #nastier than the turkey vag, #6 Ginger Beer, #16 penile pandering, #19, #21, #24, #26, #43 Tuna Can, #57 Heavy on balls, #59 Elephants never forget, #65 Pachyderm’s packing, #70 Thanks for the tip, #71, #77 This looks like my fiance, #79, #83, #86 Sock it to me. Just so you know, this item was listed in May, certainly not because of regretsy. But certainly sold because of it. But these comments… priceless. Thanks.

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Dec 7, 2009
11:05 pm

#108 Helen Killer :

I can’t believe you missed the proposition in #104.

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 7, 2009
11:22 pm

#109 downcycled :

That was not missed.

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Dec 7, 2009
11:42 pm

#110 Helen Killer :

Look how quiet they all are now that dad came in and told them to go to bed.

By the way, does the seller get the actual sock in the picture? Or do you make a new one?

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Dec 8, 2009
12:18 am

#111 downcycled :

Actual sock.

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Dec 8, 2009
12:22 am

#112 Helen Killer :

I just made $5.

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Dec 8, 2009
12:30 am

#113 Street Corner Hooker :

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Rate this comment: -5

Dec 8, 2009
12:31 am

#114 addiosix :

#110 Helen Killer :

oh damn! I missed this!!

I was over in the doggie pad comments making snarky remarks about menstruation huts.

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 8, 2009
1:43 am

#115 cptfknvicious :

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Dec 8, 2009
2:26 am

#116 Bad_Wolf :

The elephant just makes the appendage he’s harboring seem even more pitiable, staring with his sad, little button eyes. He looks like he might be more content adorning a doorknob, at least, or the handle of a broom. Alas, “an elephant’s faithful, one hundred per cent!”

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Dec 8, 2009
2:43 am

#117 AnaDroid :

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Dec 8, 2009
3:02 am

#118 weberly :

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Dec 8, 2009
4:30 am

#119 gilowyn :

In a very narrow context, this could be counted as worn underwear… which apparently has a “following”?

Obviously, the general idea has been around for ages:
http://picture.yatego.com/images/44ad2d83e9f844.7/02613270000.jpg
http://images.tradera.com/220/84971220_1.jpg

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Dec 8, 2009
6:35 am

#120 rodgertheshrubber :

The thought actually came to mind, that if this was a pair of socks he might eventually make another one.

We can not let that happen.

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 8, 2009
7:37 am

#121 amocksun :

#108 Helen Killer : I can’t believe you missed the proposition in #104.

I meant it too. He’s hot. Well, his firecrotch is anyway.

Rate this comment: +1

Dec 8, 2009
8:50 am

#122 clamchowder :

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Dec 8, 2009
10:21 am

#123 alice :

Having lived in Eugene for years until recently, I’m slightly concerned that I may have slept with this person. Just judging from the pubes and all.

The things Ninkasi can make us do…

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 8, 2009
11:40 am

#124 pleasedontpickme :

#119 that’s Ernie the Elephant. My friend has been selling it for years in her sex shop.

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Dec 8, 2009
1:07 pm

#125 Ashley Barrett :

This would be even better if it looked like Edward Cullen.

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Dec 8, 2009
3:20 pm

#126 dangerousmezzo :

#8 ohsoretro : Is this what Rob Kalin is up to these days?

That is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw that pubic hair

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Dec 8, 2009
4:42 pm

#127 CoffeeLove :

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Dec 8, 2009
6:05 pm

#128 beva :

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Dec 8, 2009
6:12 pm

#129 frostypumpkin :

I’m upset he doesn’t offer this as a “His & Hers” set! I’d go for a little tiger’s head on suspenders to dress up nether regions in the jungle theme!

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Dec 8, 2009
11:22 pm

#130 whoanellee :

Someone should put that black bar over the elephant’s eyes to protect his identity. Oh the shame.

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Dec 8, 2009
11:24 pm

#131 whoanellee :

#19… I suggest you go as a necklace.

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Dec 9, 2009
5:57 am

#132 beqi :

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Dec 9, 2009
7:42 am

#133 PussDaddy :

What’s he gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside his trunk?

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Dec 9, 2009
1:22 pm

#134 alantto :

Finally! The perfect gift for my husband for Christmas. And to think I was worried I wouldn’t find anything.

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Dec 9, 2009
3:38 pm

#135 Tdogdd :

Is this what happens to old sock puppets. I bet ya someones kid is wondering why his puppet smells of stale beer and sperm.

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Dec 9, 2009
3:49 pm

#136 jwheeler :

The best way to put out firecrotch is with a nice cold beer and an elefunk junk … aw fuck i can;t even say it.

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Dec 9, 2009
6:55 pm

#137 www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com :

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Dec 10, 2009
6:48 am

#138 beqi :

Finally Anthony Keidis has something to wear to the Republican National Convention.

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Dec 10, 2009
2:07 pm

#139 i am bean :

he needs to do a Ronald Mc Donald sock…he has the bushy orange clown hair already covered!

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Dec 11, 2009
4:14 pm

#140 syd_bristow :

This calls for an amendment to the Golden Rule: I have my own jock sock, because I don’t like if purchase something, I do not like to get something used.

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Dec 14, 2009
6:22 pm

#141 Elsewhere :

Old posting, but I just registered today and had to say: This picture ruined sex for me that night. No kidding. DAMN YOU ETSY AND ALL YOUR ROSY COLORED PUBIC MODELS!

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Dec 16, 2009
8:42 pm

#142 CantNotWontNot :

yet another seller with a great sense of Say What!
http://ny-image2.etsy.com//il_430xN.108482834.jpg

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Dec 16, 2009
8:43 pm

#143 CantNotWontNot :

the above from his new Big Black Cock Sock Puppet
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36284283

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Dec 18, 2009
1:58 pm

#144 cineloh :

Is it cold in there?

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May 10, 2010
12:51 am

#145 Pig-a-roni :

The side shot if the Cock a Doodle Oh no you Di’int. – The Big Black Cock Sock Puppet is even worse.
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=27374453

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