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Two Heads Are Better Than One – NSFW

Oh, this is a great idea. Because your balls didn’t already smell enough like yeast.

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147 comments on Two Heads Are Better Than One – NSFW

  1. polaroidart
    December 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    …multi use, from chilling your beer to
    warming your nut sack.

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    • snakeriversoap
      April 26, 2011 at 11:36 pm

      I love Ninkasi!! They are just down the street from me! That guy is honoring his wing wang by putting it where a bottle of Total Domination used to be.

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  2. goldenkat
    December 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Wow…wow. That poor elephant, the Velveteen Rabbit is probably happy with how things turned out for him.

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  3. TooManyCookbooks
    December 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    . . .not a whole lot of junk in that trunk, either.

    Why must it be that Random Partially Naked Guys are rarely Random Partially Naked Hot Guys?

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  4. DucksNew
    December 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Because if there’s one thing you want with your beer it’s frigging pubes…do you get the exact one pictured? Oh this is truly gag-worthy.

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  5. mequet
    December 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    3 things: 1)I am POSITIVE that isn’t just “junk” in that elefunk junk trunk. That dude is making use of another sock up in there. 2)GROSS! As if this product isn’t undesirable enough, let’s class it up with a close up on that dude’s pubes. 3)I think this is nastier than the turkey vag. A sentence I never thought I’d utter.

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  6. mequet
    December 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Also, the bottom is all pilled up, making this a very well used sock!!! EWWWWWWW!!!

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  7. Cassie
    December 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    oooh, look! Ginger Beer.

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  8. polaroidart
    December 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    No.Fucking.Way.
    I’m speechless, I don’t know what to say yet..

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  9. ohsoretro
    December 7, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Is this what Rob Kalin is up to these days?

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  10. somethinghomemade
    December 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Imagine the photo shoot: “Hey honey, can you jack off a little more? It’s still not big enough.”

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  11. Dynomoose
    December 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  12. Not Me
    December 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    When you start putting costumes on your genitalia it’s time to check into rehab. O.o

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  13. somethinghomemade
    December 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    at least it wasn’t tagged “regretsy”

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  14. polaroidart
    December 7, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    #14- ha, that’s what I was thinking too.

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  15. catspiracy
    December 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Since it’s the only item in the shop, which is called “downcycled”, I cry fake! This is regrettable penile pandering.

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  16. Helen Killer
    December 7, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    I don’t know. He’s been on Etsy since May, which is 5 months before I started this site.

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  17. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 7, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    I would be afraid…………. very afraid, very, very, very afraid of the Elephant on my man’s cock

    Elephants EAT NUTS……….

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  18. Recovering Crack Baby
    December 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMM…….. you know we have been invited to a costume party and it is so HARD to come up with a male costume. The only problem I have now is what to dress my pussy up as.

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  19. whimsy
    December 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    oh good lord – put that little thing away, please. and the nasty, used, pube upholstered sock too. i’m absolutely nauseated.

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  20. jesusmotherbug
    December 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Not only does it look soft and cuddly; it serves the dual function of “Beer Koozy” and “Load Catcher”. Efficient and adorable.

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  21. ambrusco
    December 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    I don’t know what’s worse. The cooter painting or having to look at this dude’s frizzy pubes.

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  22. lemonicicle
    December 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    #20 Whimsy: I was asking myself Do I get this EXACT one? or one that hasn’t been allover some stranger’s cock?

    Also I would be very afraid of what the inside looks like…

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  23. Chase Ryan
    December 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    I have a couple of questions for this seller.

    Question 1 – Are the firecrotch pubes included, or is that extra?

    Question 2 – You list two of the uses as penis warmer and puppet show. Does it work for both simultaneously?

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  24. Chase Ryan
    December 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    @#18 While it may be true that elephants eat nuts, if your man would be willing to put that thing on I wouldn’t be so much concerned that the elephant would eat his testicles, but rather that it might eat his brain.

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  25. Helen Killer
    December 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    lemonicicle: I was asking myself Do I get this EXACT one? or one that hasn’t been allover some stranger’s cock?

    Oh, like you haven’t been.

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  26. besadesign
    December 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    hooray, now we can all be traumatized by bad art with equal opportunity representation of both genders’ genitalia.

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  27. weberly
    December 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  28. whimsy
    December 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    thanks, lemonicicle. just one more mental picture to add to the slideshow of horror currently playing in my brain…

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  29. weberly
    December 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    laughing at helen, not the ginger, i’ve pretty much seen all the fun things boys can make their dicks look like

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  30. Sammy the Goose
    December 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    I’ve heard that William F. Buckley used to wear one of those to liven up the National Review Christmas party.

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  31. Dynomoose
    December 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    #14 somethinghomemade, I actually find it more frightening that this wasn’t tagged Regretsy. They may actually be serious about the schlong sock/beer cozy

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  32. aegishyde
    December 7, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    $15 bucks for a ratty ole sock that’s been on some dude’s cock?

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  33. somethinghomemade
    December 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    #25 Helen Killer – this is why we love you! And why you got the book deal. ;)

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  34. HermesGoddess
    December 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    I just threw up a LOT in my mouth. At least he could have used a brand new sock, the filthy pig.

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  35. bumblepuppy
    December 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Well, this is just poorly made. No effort made with those ears AT ALL. I bet the button eyes are just glued on, too (with many techniques!)

    BTW, I’m listening to the radio and “Detachable Penis” is on. How appropriate.

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  36. Skully
    December 7, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Based on that Busch, I’m guessing the model is either Ron Howard, Danny Bonaducci, or Carrot Top.

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  37. biggles5
    December 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    That guy’s junk seems to have a rather unusual shape…kind of fat and stubby. I wonder if he got it stuck in a beer can?

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  38. lilprincess
    December 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    #25 I dunno Helen. First I was wondering if it sang and danced. THEN I was wondering if you get that exact one.

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  39. martini
    December 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    I’m calling faux fuckery on this…

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  40. jadey_lady
    December 7, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Ok. First off, WHY would this EVER cross someone’s mind as a good idea.

    Secondly, are the STD’s you get from this product considered extra or do you need to pay extra for that? *GAG*

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  41. jadey_lady
    December 7, 2009 at 2:05 pm

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  42. martini
    December 7, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    #38 biggles5 : Bet his friends call him “tuna can”…

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  43. Patty
    December 7, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    #37 Skully- great, thanks for THAT mental image to go along with the ACTUAL image!

    I know you all keep track of how I can mentally scar my teen-aged kids. When I checked Regretsy this afternoon, I blurted, loudly, “OH HOLY FUCK!”

    My 16-year-old daughter rushed into the room, “What? What is it?” only to declare: “OH MY GOD! WHY!?”

    Child appropriately disturbed, I shall take any donations to pay for the impending therapy needed.

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  44. nillakim
    December 7, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    You WILL get the one in the picture because there is only one in stock…I don’t know whether to shriek in horror or laugh.

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  45. takilasunrise
    December 7, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Hasn’t he heard about cleaning up and trimming before taking pictures? Gag………

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  46. Skully
    December 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    This is not a practical product, since, depending on what it holds first, you’re either going to have warm beer or shrinkage.

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  47. Street Corner Hooker
    December 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    The thought process behind this can easily be summed up as, “How can I force multiple Etsy users to stare at a close-up of my dick in horror?”

    And you know, it’s probably not best to pair the lower image with the above. That beer looks an awful lot like piss.

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  48. Moons in Leo
    December 7, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    So I’m thinking dude’s almost finished up his case o’beer and shat his pants while tripping over the cat which would explain why he’s lying naked on the stained couch.

    And he thinks to himself, “Damn my dick is cold! Wish my beer was as cold as my dick!”

    At which time this ideal was born.

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  49. addiosix
    December 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    #38 biggles5 :

    I think the ‘business end’ of his junk starts right underneath the button eyes — and the weird sardine tin shape is made by the heel of the sock.

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  50. silly squirrel
    December 7, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    It’s ok girls, just another bad dream. We will wake up and it will be gone.

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  51. regretmenot
    December 7, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Sadly, we used to sell these at a store in the mall. I worked there. They were mass produced, so they were sewn well at least.

    It was the most shop-lifted item in our store, second only to the lubes and condoms…go figure.

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  52. weberly
    December 7, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    oh gee addiosix, thanks for making me take another very close look at that, my family thinks i’m weird enough as it is

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  53. regretsian
    December 7, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    that’s just fucking nasty! the maker of this crap should be arrested for felt animal pornography and sexual abuse of innocent crafts

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  54. Dynomoose
    December 7, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    #33 aegishyde : I think that would, actually, have been a better description for the item.

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  55. Dynomoose
    December 7, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    #41 jadey_lady : I don’t know about the STDs, but the crabs are lagniappe.

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  56. lil heavy duty
    December 7, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Here I am, just eating my lunch and reading Regretsy. All of a sudden my spaghetti and meatballs tastes a little heavy on balls. Oi.

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  57. babalu
    December 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Why is there NOTHING ELSE for sale in this guy’s shop and wtf does this mean: “Delicious Ninkasi Total Domination IPA not included.”

    kthxbai

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  58. AnnetteCurtain
    December 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Elephants never forget….just like I’ll never forget clapping eyes on this ginger nest fest.
    Bah

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  59. hammerhead77
    December 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    #37 Skully – My $ is on the Duche or Carrot Top, but you never know! It could be Opie! Those goody-two-shoes types are often the kinkiest behind closed doors.

    At least he has good taste in beer. If that had been a Bud Light I would have lost all respect. Ninkasi makes a good double IPA and a pretty decent oatmeal stout. (What?! Beer is a handcrafted movement that I can and do support.)

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  60. Ghost Righter
    December 7, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    WHY? WHY? WHY? Why would you want pubes on your beverage?

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  61. Hexefrau
    December 7, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    #58 Delicious Ninkasi Total Domination IPA…that’s the India Pale Ale he has stuffed into his cock snood. Rat bastard won’t even give you the beer with his old used (and likely crunchy…yuck) cock sock.

    Seriously…my head asplode, and all of my coworkers think I’m weird. Well, I am weird….its just that they think I am even weirder, since I sit at my desk snickering and howling.

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  62. Frankenkitty
    December 7, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    And it’s multi-purpose too. Just think, you can do a puppet show for the kids in the morning, cozy your beer in the afternoon, and warm your junk in the evening. Now I know what to do with all those single socks I have saved up. Now if I only had a penis.

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  63. addiosix
    December 7, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    #53 weberly :

    Haha its an occupational hazard on my end ;)

    The more I sharpen my eyes the more I find stuff that makes me wish I could gouge them out. Now I’m dragging you guys down with me.

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  64. Skully
    December 7, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    @#63 Addiosix: I agree with Weberly, good job eagle eyes! (And unlike the Charles and Di w/toe pic, there’s no tape measure in this photo, so we’ll never know just how much this pachyderm’s packing.)

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  65. Megan8607
    December 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    I think I’ll buy this and put it on my gilded penis I bought earlier this week…then hang it on the tree next to my baby fetus ornament and my boobie ornaments.

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  66. addiosix
    December 7, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    #65 Skully :

    I wonder if sending a convo asking for a toe in the picture would raise suspicion?

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  67. Megan8607
    December 7, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    It actually is a powerful item. It gives new meaning to the word “Dumbo”.

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  68. juliajae
    December 7, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  69. Skully
    December 7, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    @#60 HH77 regarding Ninkasi: Thanks for the tip, (no junk-trunk pun intended).
    @#67 Addiosix: I dare you.

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  70. Thistle
    December 7, 2009 at 4:00 pm
  71. pleasedontpickme
    December 7, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    SOLD!! someone’s getting crabs for christmas

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  72. hammerhead77
    December 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Brilliant, Thistle!

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  73. personalearthquake
    December 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    THIS JUST ISN’T RIGHT.

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  74. quantuminsanity
    December 7, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    if you look at the sellers sold listings he’s sold one of these before

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  75. sticksandtunes
    December 7, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  76. amocksun
    December 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    #76 sticksandtunes : If it wasn’t for the fact that my ex actually bothered to trim and the model is better endowed, I’d swear that’s my ex in those photos. Oh yeah, I think he also hated beer.

    I do not need flashbacks to that horrible ex…*shudder*.

    Weird, this looks like my fiance. What’s your ex’s name?

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  77. zeroonezeroone
    December 7, 2009 at 4:35 pm

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  78. Thousandaire
    December 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Ninkasi is the local brewery in Eugene, Oregon. If you’ve ever been to Eugene, this suddenly makes a lot more sense.

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  79. whtnay
    December 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    “And they say the man lured the children into his van by promising them a puppet show….”

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  80. HelenaHandbasket
    December 7, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Prince Harry! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  81. bootsychoo
    December 7, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html
    Use it, Pumpkin Pubes.

    Oh, & #56 Dynomoose, excellent use of the word “lagniappe”.

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  82. amocksun
    December 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  83. weberly
    December 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    @#75, it actually sold today, has gotten 2600+ views (the mug has over 16000 thanks to regretsy, and also sold). more of my unsolicited research:
    keyword search results for chrismas~344, christmes~49, cristmas~103, hollidays~252

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  84. TypeWink
    December 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm

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  85. whimsiclefuckery
    December 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    I can hear Judy Carne now. Sock it to me!

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  86. Sushisimo
    December 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    I’ll take a tap beer, thanks.

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  87. NinjaGato
    December 7, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    This’ll go great with my butt necklace.

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  88. NinjaGato
    December 7, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    So some dumbass just paid $15 for a tube sock with some dudes ginger pubes. There really is a sucker born every 15 minutes

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  89. itsnotschultz
    December 7, 2009 at 6:44 pm

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  90. sillymerricat
    December 7, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    I GUARANTEE that a poster of this image in high school Health Ed classes would reduce the rate of teen pregnancy. I kinda never want to do “it” again after seeing this. This guy should apologize to my husband for that! ;)

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  91. Yeah NO
    December 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Made for a penis and a Busch!

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  92. razberries
    December 7, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Holy shit, Mr. Snuffleupagus really does exist!

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  93. BettyMachete
    December 7, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Pet Humiliation

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  94. everydaymama1
    December 7, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Old sock on mans cock! Now my life is complete!

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  95. NinjaGato
    December 7, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    I wonder if this guy is a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan?

    http://www.davenavarro.de/Bio_RHCP_socks.html

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  96. sbarnes2
    December 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm

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  97. sar-sar
    December 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    #3 DucksNew & #47 Skully — you two rock!

    My god, I’m going to need counseling to get this one out of my head… I’m so going to have nightmares about elephant socks and penises and beer… *runs screaming*

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  98. I-of-the-beholder
    December 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    # 41 jadey_lady: STDs?? The guy would have to get laid first – pretty unfucking likely, dontcha think?

    #4 mequet: you made me snort so hard I inhaled a lit cigarette. I thank you for that. The pain diverted my eyes from the screen for a merciful second.

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  99. tara
    December 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    What a waste. The man doesn’t know how to pour beer properly.

    One in stock? So you get the elephant sock that’s already touched some guy’s junk?

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  100. I-of-the-beholder
    December 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    I think we have witnessed the birth of the first all-cotton contraceptive device. Cartoon willy warmers are known to stimulate the female’s gag reflex, often violently. This effectively prevents pregnancy by preventing sex.

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  101. sofacitysweethearts
    December 7, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    #8- I thought it might be Carrot Top. But after seeing this, I’d have to call him Carrot Bottom?

    Jesus, that is the worse joke I’ve ever attempted.

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  102. NinjaGato
    December 7, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    anyone else think that it’s false advertising to have another sock (or something) shoved up there adding girth? false advertising for him, not the sock being sold.
    I wonder if this is also his Match.com picture

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  103. amocksun
    December 7, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    # 41 jadey_lady: STDs?? The guy would have to get laid first – pretty unfucking likely, dontcha think?

    I’d totally do him.

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  104. NinjaGato
    December 7, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    he’s onto us. From his profile.
    “Thanks for all the wonderful commentary r*gretsy.com. Your feedback is inspirational.
    More items coming soon… Think, that perfect White Elephant gift! Or styling wax for unruly hair. Keep your eyes peeled for a yellow sock.”

    Us grossing out over your pubes and dirty ass sock is INSPIRATIONAL? And to think I’ve been reading Chicken Soup for the Soul for inspiration.

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  105. Dynomoose
    December 7, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    #82 bootsychoo I wish I could say I was being clever, but ‘lagniappe’ is regular speech hereabouts.

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  106. downcycled
    December 7, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Inspirational indeed! I love the material from some of these comments: #nastier than the turkey vag, #6 Ginger Beer, #16 penile pandering, #19, #21, #24, #26, #43 Tuna Can, #57 Heavy on balls, #59 Elephants never forget, #65 Pachyderm’s packing, #70 Thanks for the tip, #71, #77 This looks like my fiance, #79, #83, #86 Sock it to me. Just so you know, this item was listed in May, certainly not because of regretsy. But certainly sold because of it. But these comments… priceless. Thanks.

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  107. Helen Killer
    December 7, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    I can’t believe you missed the proposition in #104.

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  108. downcycled
    December 7, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    That was not missed. :)

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  109. Helen Killer
    December 7, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Look how quiet they all are now that dad came in and told them to go to bed.

    By the way, does the seller get the actual sock in the picture? Or do you make a new one?

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  110. downcycled
    December 8, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Actual sock.

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  111. Helen Killer
    December 8, 2009 at 12:22 am

    I just made $5.

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  112. Street Corner Hooker
    December 8, 2009 at 12:30 am

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  113. addiosix
    December 8, 2009 at 12:31 am

    #110 Helen Killer :

    oh damn! I missed this!!

    I was over in the doggie pad comments making snarky remarks about menstruation huts.

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  114. cptfknvicious
    December 8, 2009 at 1:43 am

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  115. Bad_Wolf
    December 8, 2009 at 2:26 am

    The elephant just makes the appendage he’s harboring seem even more pitiable, staring with his sad, little button eyes. He looks like he might be more content adorning a doorknob, at least, or the handle of a broom. Alas, “an elephant’s faithful, one hundred per cent!”

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  116. AnaDroid
    December 8, 2009 at 2:43 am

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  117. weberly
    December 8, 2009 at 3:02 am

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  118. gilowyn
    December 8, 2009 at 4:30 am

    In a very narrow context, this could be counted as worn underwear… which apparently has a “following”?

    Obviously, the general idea has been around for ages:
    http://picture.yatego.com/images/44ad2d83e9f844.7/02613270000.jpg
    http://images.tradera.com/220/84971220_1.jpg

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  119. rodgertheshrubber
    December 8, 2009 at 6:35 am

    The thought actually came to mind, that if this was a pair of socks he might eventually make another one.

    We can not let that happen.

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  120. amocksun
    December 8, 2009 at 7:37 am

    #108 Helen Killer : I can’t believe you missed the proposition in #104.

    I meant it too. He’s hot. Well, his firecrotch is anyway.

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  121. clamchowder
    December 8, 2009 at 8:50 am

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  122. alice
    December 8, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Having lived in Eugene for years until recently, I’m slightly concerned that I may have slept with this person. Just judging from the pubes and all.

    The things Ninkasi can make us do…

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  123. pleasedontpickme
    December 8, 2009 at 11:40 am

    #119 that’s Ernie the Elephant. My friend has been selling it for years in her sex shop.

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  124. Ashley Barrett
    December 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    This would be even better if it looked like Edward Cullen.

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  125. dangerousmezzo
    December 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    #8 ohsoretro : Is this what Rob Kalin is up to these days?

    That is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw that pubic hair :)

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  126. CoffeeLove
    December 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm

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  127. beva
    December 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm

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  128. frostypumpkin
    December 8, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    I’m upset he doesn’t offer this as a “His & Hers” set! I’d go for a little tiger’s head on suspenders to dress up nether regions in the jungle theme!

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  129. whoanellee
    December 8, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Someone should put that black bar over the elephant’s eyes to protect his identity. Oh the shame.

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  130. whoanellee
    December 8, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    #19… I suggest you go as a necklace. :)

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  131. beqi
    December 9, 2009 at 5:57 am

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  132. PussDaddy
    December 9, 2009 at 7:42 am

    What’s he gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside his trunk?

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  133. alantto
    December 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Finally! The perfect gift for my husband for Christmas. And to think I was worried I wouldn’t find anything.

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  134. Tdogdd
    December 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Is this what happens to old sock puppets. I bet ya someones kid is wondering why his puppet smells of stale beer and sperm.

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  135. jwheeler
    December 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    The best way to put out firecrotch is with a nice cold beer and an elefunk junk … aw fuck i can;t even say it.

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  136. www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com
    December 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm

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  137. beqi
    December 10, 2009 at 6:48 am

    Finally Anthony Keidis has something to wear to the Republican National Convention.

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  138. i am bean
    December 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    he needs to do a Ronald Mc Donald sock…he has the bushy orange clown hair already covered!

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  139. syd_bristow
    December 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    This calls for an amendment to the Golden Rule: I have my own jock sock, because I don’t like if purchase something, I do not like to get something used.

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  140. Elsewhere
    December 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm

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  141. CantNotWontNot
    December 16, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    yet another seller with a great sense of Say What!
    http://ny-image2.etsy.com//il_430xN.108482834.jpg

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  142. CantNotWontNot
    December 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    the above from his new Big Black Cock Sock Puppet
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36284283

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  143. cineloh
    December 18, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Is it cold in there?

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  144. Pig-a-roni
    May 10, 2010 at 12:51 am

    The side shot if the Cock a Doodle Oh no you Di’int. – The Big Black Cock Sock Puppet is even worse.
    http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=27374453

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  145. Ayane
    January 25, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Who would want to put something on their beer that has been on their penis?

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  146. MyHeartIsInOhio
    August 4, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    I’m most disturbed by the ginger pubes than anything else.

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