Nah, that’s basically how I feel during the holidays. I almost got ran over in a parking lot yesterday. Woman was too busy texting to even realize I kicked her car as she nearly took out my kneecaps.
Why, oh why, would one choose the non-wreath option? It further showcases her artistic talent, and proves she is a prodigy aside from her font mastery.
Recovering Crack Baby
December 6, 2009 at 10:44 am
Did anyone see that it takes her seven fucking days to make your custom order cup?
With the talent she so obviously has I am shocked that it doesn’t take 30 days.
Merry Mother Fuckin Christmas………If I get my mug in time, to my family.
#12 Ducksnews- how long before you could hook me up?
I must not judge as I am pretty sure I have had my mouth on worse.
Did anyone see the Tiger Woods Mouthy Mug? I am leaving that one alone- it has probably already had more mouths on it then I care to have on my Mouthy Mugs.
#18 yea, maybe if she gave it to you as a handmade gift you’d graciously accept it overlooking the fact that it is made by someone utterly devoid of talent.
A couple of those are almost clever (the “how much for your list of naughty girls” is kind of funny . But if something is worth doing, its worth doing well. These are a prime example. if you are going to do it, then take the time and do it well!
I took a ceramics class with my then-10 and 14 YO daughters where I stuck mostly to making coffee mugs. Except I would go over it with more than ONE coat of paint before I had it fired. Thus making my coffee mugs infinitely BETTER than this.
I didn’t charge for mine. I just gave them to every unwitting soul I knew. I didn’t care if they drank coffee or not.
Well…that ain’t nice. As much as some people
annoy me, I don’t know anybody I would want
to give it to..and if I did, I’d say
that to their face, without
spending money on the rude badly made mug.
this is the perfect christmas gift. i am going to start making my own with personalized messages for my friends.
I can see it now:
“reacharounds are implied”.
“unemployment fucking rules!”
and my favorite,
“don’t worry, you can’t orally transmit chlamydia!”
and the other side will say,
“Drink up!”
I weep for all the truly talented crafters and artists when they get to be showcased next to crap like this. At least ugly fairy Christmas baby showed incredible talent, even if the end result was rather horrifying. This just hits home the fact that any no talent schmuck can open an etsy shop. But just because they can doesn’t mean they should.
#33 Hear hear!! THAT is what I find so depressing. Crap like this just overshadows the actual talent displayed by most Etsians…even though I hated those needle felted wool faces, and the yowdling horror baby ornament and especially the elf thing, at least those people showed some SKILL in doing what they did. Hell, even DENNY has some skill as a folk/tramp artist–say what?!
This mug thing is just insulting bullshit with a fucking Sharpie.
Hey all! Just wanted to pass along word of some Regretsy inspired ornaments for a good cause. Nearly 50% of the proceeds go to Toys for Tots! Know you can buy your very own:
#38 NinjaGato – my husband’s response to the gilded penis was, “they should have at least put a blue ribbon on it.” Then he started singing “I see you’ve won first prize…”
#38, I notice she also has a matching vagina ornament to accompany that golden rod, but, alas, her ornament does not have a filagree bush. I’m much more selective about vagina ornaments now that I know where I can get one with a filagree bush.
“This makes a wonderful gift for women who have started/completed counseling for rape and sexual abuse this past year. It will serve as a reminder of their accomplishment and their beauty for years to come.”
I’m sorry…speaking as a rape victim I would be terribly offended to get a vadge as a “gift” for being violated. If you want to give me something that commemorates my rape, donate some money to a victims fund…or pay a hitman to kill my ex.
Yeah, Ninja, we were all somewhat horrified by that notion in the other thread as well!!
#40 – somethinghomemade – those are absolutely effin magnicifent!!! I love your description. I might actually spend $19.99 on your Ideals. (Is Helen gonna punt those on the front page eventually? Hope so!)
#45- That is how it all began. Starts with the boob, then the Vagina and then the penis….. perhaps you should consider purchasing a uterus ornament to complete the perfect tree?
Did anyone else see that the lady selling the golden cock and balls ornaments said- CUSTOM?
I suppose nothing says “I Love Your Cock” more then a custom golden replica hanging upon the Christmas Tree……….
I have to say my initial joy with this site is fading. I just don’t find excessive profanity, crudity and casual references to sexual violence to be funny. A superimposed photo of Helen Thomas in a Twilight poster is absolutely and undeniably hilarious…twisted, depraved XXX crap is not. That’s just me and I bet a lot of other potential visitors too. Helen Killer, who are you really targeting?
Why are you asking me? I’m the one who posted the Helen Thomas thing you liked.
It sounds like you don’t like what you read in the comments. Many people don’t. But you can’t even see them unless you choose to read them. It’s easier to control what you read than what other people say.
Don’t anyone steal my idea, I’m going to start making anus ornaments. Some will be on filigree and some will be on plain white ceramic backing. They will be puckery and brown and some will even have a bit of anal leakage. The fuzzier ones will have bits of toilet paper and dingleberries to complete their lifelike look.
#56 – I don’t see that either. We have kinda veered off-topic, yeah, but every comment I see is decrying the ludicrousness of that particular part of the filigree vag seller’s description.
The mug? Well, I can hardly discuss that thing without profanity because it’s total shite. I made better crafts in Girl Scouts!
When has this site not contained obsessive profanity and crudity? I mean, a demon receiving oral gratification and oodles of (yes, they come in oodles) vaginas… To be blunt, if you take offense, you’re probably in the wrong place.
I have NEVER fucking been to a site on Etsy where any of the “twisted, depraved XXX crap”(Befuddled comment 55)is made and posted for sale by Helen Killer.
So BEFUDDLED- Who the fuck are you targeting and what is your real fucking purpose for your post?
By the way have you donated to the Hats for Cancer Patients or bought an Ornament on Etsy that exists entirely because of Helen Killer and benefits Toy’s for Tot’s?????? Thanks for all you do…
If you made a set of the 12 days of christmas butthole ornaments, i am ALL over that. Really interested to see where you go with the maids a milkin’ and the Five Golden Rings.
To all – Thank you, I had a blast making them. I have to get to the store for more supplies, but soon there will be even more color/style options. In truth, however, I owe it all to Regretsy (including all the hilarious comments from you guys) and Helen Killer. Without whom, the inspiration would have never struck.
#51 hammerhead77 – Thank you, I never sleep, so I’ve got lots of ideals. I can only HOPE Helen posts it somewhere, cuz it’s a surefire way to sales!
#69- I love having Regretsy on Facebook. Its like “bonus crap!” on a daily basis.
My kids are getting wise though. I have to come up with a new tactic to get them into the room. Before I can utter the sentence, “Come see what’s on Regretsy today!” my 20 year old yells back, “NO! I’m not looking at any vaginas or penises!”
Dang kids and their uppity morals and high standards.
#69 somethinghomemade: LOVED your ornament descriptions on the Etsy site! Reading it, I felt like a member of a secret cult, reading the “Best Of” Regretsy, a cognac of distilled commentary that gave me a head rush… a secret code in plain sight that will go completely unnoticed by the Etsy art-sans you mock. Bold move. Brilliant.
As a devoted fan of Deadwood. I have to say, I enjoy the fact that the fans of this site are free to use their full range of expression in the comments. Thank you, Helen!
#78- Have you noticed an odd red circle, that follows you around, in the vicinity of.. well your head? Well I have and I am befuddled as to why it is there!!!
#71 I-of-the-beholder – that is exactly why I love Regretsians, they absolutely get it! Etsians, not so much, they are pretty clueless. But dear old Regretsians are on the ball.
#13 ducksnew- you posted what i was thinking- my thoughts exactly! i have always gone to ac moore and bought those cheapo dollar plastic mugs with the provided paper sleeves- then you just trace that paper so it’s the same size and voila, you have a new insert to add whatever crappy saying/perverted regretsian artwork you want. since they aren’t glazed/fired, you can change the expression as often as you’d like.
@#76 – no. Milch did it even better. My favorite line, from Al Swearengen:
He don’t know if it’s breathing or taking it in through fucking gills. He is that fucking cunt-struck. They’re afloat in some fairy fucking bubble, lighter than air—him, her snatch and his stupid fucking badge.
#33 cont’d.: My first comment doesn’t make any sense, since, unlike most Christmas china, this mug probably won’t be passed on to future generations. Sorry, I’m not a quick wit, my brain works like a compost pile and the worms finally took a shit.
#83 SKULLY- You cocksucker- I had to scroll all the fuckin way back to number 33. You took up at least one if not two seconds of my valuable time. Am I being to abrasive?
14370 views so far, I bet they’re checking the store front goin’ “what the fuck?!”
I’m kinda suprised it hasn’t sold to one of us yet!
just imagine… your christmas eve hot chocolate, in front of your screeming ugly baby doll, titty covered tree, wearing your “Say What!” neclace and “know question is to dum” T shirt watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas… Classic.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
buy a fUcKiNg ornament and hang it on your damn tree.
piss or get off your faery pot, shave your vagina kozy or quit crocheting your self righteous reused yarn..
This site is for fun, venting over whimsical fuckery for those that thought they had/have talent and just a good ol’ time wasting argyle shin dig.
How sheltered must that peabrain be if they think that THIS is “depraved pornography?” If you think this is shocking a quick google search of 2 girls 1 cup will put you in the fucking looney bin. If you’re still reading this Befuddled, I suggest you put away your computer and go watch Sesame Street because the grown ups are talking.
December 6, 2009 at 9:38 am
Nah, that’s basically how I feel during the holidays. I almost got ran over in a parking lot yesterday. Woman was too busy texting to even realize I kicked her car as she nearly took out my kneecaps.
December 6, 2009 at 9:40 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34296680 <— this is the REAL wtf'ery though. Every GOOD Southerner knows it's spelled "y'all."
December 6, 2009 at 9:54 am
I would like my mug to say Merry Crapfest.
It captures the spirit of the holiday Regretsy.
December 6, 2009 at 9:54 am
Hell, I kind of want one. It would save me the trouble of having to repeat myself.
December 6, 2009 at 9:55 am
Works for me!
December 6, 2009 at 10:03 am
Looks like a kid wrote this on the mug with a Sharpie!
December 6, 2009 at 10:17 am
I love writing on my coffee mugs with lipstick and then “baking” it.
December 6, 2009 at 10:23 am
This is fan-fucking-tastic, but I can’t replace my Museum of Sex mug.
December 6, 2009 at 10:27 am
Someone needs to take this seller’s pen away. If I want to read this much I’ll get a book.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35744223
December 6, 2009 at 10:29 am
A is for Abortion (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/21/n-for-no-nsfw/)
B is for Bitch:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31190163
We got a fuckin’ Sesame Street segment in the works over here!!
December 6, 2009 at 10:30 am
Holiday bullfuckery at its finest. They obviously wrote the words with their non-writing hand.
December 6, 2009 at 10:33 am
Just for fun, I’d like to point out that this cup had 136 views when I listed it. Let’s see how high it gets before it sells.
December 6, 2009 at 10:35 am
I need one of these right now too. But I can run to the Dollar General and get a mug and do it myself (I have Sharpies at home).
Off topic, I didn’t check my mail yesterday so was excited to go to the box today and find my “Know question is to dum” shirt!
December 6, 2009 at 10:42 am
I fucking glad it’s goddamned micro-fucking wavable safe.
December 6, 2009 at 10:43 am
Why, oh why, would one choose the non-wreath option? It further showcases her artistic talent, and proves she is a prodigy aside from her font mastery.
December 6, 2009 at 10:44 am
Did anyone see that it takes her seven fucking days to make your custom order cup?
With the talent she so obviously has I am shocked that it doesn’t take 30 days.
Merry Mother Fuckin Christmas………If I get my mug in time, to my family.
#12 Ducksnews- how long before you could hook me up?
December 6, 2009 at 10:58 am
The sentiment, fair enough. The execution? could she not have even tried a *little*? Just a little???? huh? huh?
December 6, 2009 at 10:58 am
She does glasses too. Apparently she can paint fuck you in six different languages. What talent!
December 6, 2009 at 11:03 am
I have to say, at least she’s got good taste in movies – I kind of want theChristmas Vacation mug (but not for $11)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35992940
December 6, 2009 at 11:05 am
Did anyone see this Mouthy Mug?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35999243
I must not judge as I am pretty sure I have had my mouth on worse.
Did anyone see the Tiger Woods Mouthy Mug? I am leaving that one alone- it has probably already had more mouths on it then I care to have on my Mouthy Mugs.
December 6, 2009 at 11:10 am
#18 yea, maybe if she gave it to you as a handmade gift you’d graciously accept it overlooking the fact that it is made by someone utterly devoid of talent.
December 6, 2009 at 11:28 am
Did y’all see the “Merry Christmas Ya’ll” mug? Priceless.
December 6, 2009 at 11:29 am
A couple of those are almost clever (the “how much for your list of naughty girls” is kind of funny
. But if something is worth doing, its worth doing well. These are a prime example. if you are going to do it, then take the time and do it well!
December 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
Depressing.
Seriously.
December 6, 2009 at 11:54 am
#23 HermesGoddess
I’m with you. It’s not funny, clever or interesting. It’s downright depressing.
December 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I took a ceramics class with my then-10 and 14 YO daughters where I stuck mostly to making coffee mugs. Except I would go over it with more than ONE coat of paint before I had it fired. Thus making my coffee mugs infinitely BETTER than this.
I didn’t charge for mine. I just gave them to every unwitting soul I knew. I didn’t care if they drank coffee or not.
Artistic magic word: “STENCIL”.
December 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm
#15, it would depend on when I could get to the store and if I could find suitably crappy mugs.
December 6, 2009 at 12:09 pm
#17 – I am totally tempted by those! I could go to World Market, get some pilsner glasses & make my own, but it wouldn’t have the same kitsch factor…
December 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I’m getting one of these for everyone in my family
December 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Well…that ain’t nice. As much as some people
annoy me, I don’t know anybody I would want
to give it to..and if I did, I’d say
that to their face, without
spending money on the rude badly made mug.
December 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
#26 DucksNew- Keep in mind when purchasing the perfect, most suitable shit mugs, that my Relatives have Big Mouths.
December 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm
this is the perfect christmas gift. i am going to start making my own with personalized messages for my friends.
I can see it now:
“reacharounds are implied”.
“unemployment fucking rules!”
and my favorite,
“don’t worry, you can’t orally transmit chlamydia!”
and the other side will say,
“Drink up!”
December 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm
It’s interesting that abrasive cleaners may damage the abrasive message on this item. Be careful, you don’t want to fuck up your “fuck” cup.
December 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I weep for all the truly talented crafters and artists when they get to be showcased next to crap like this. At least ugly fairy Christmas baby showed incredible talent, even if the end result was rather horrifying. This just hits home the fact that any no talent schmuck can open an etsy shop. But just because they can doesn’t mean they should.
December 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm
#33- “just because they can doesn’t mean they should. ” Amen, Edna. AMEN.
December 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
LMFAO. Helen, you have outdone yourself this time. I hope you’ll be offering this advent calendar for purchase?
December 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm
#33 Hear hear!! THAT is what I find so depressing. Crap like this just overshadows the actual talent displayed by most Etsians…even though I hated those needle felted wool faces, and the yowdling horror baby ornament and especially the elf thing, at least those people showed some SKILL in doing what they did. Hell, even DENNY has some skill as a folk/tramp artist–say what?!
This mug thing is just insulting bullshit with a fucking Sharpie.
(Take that, all you thumbs down givers.)
December 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
If a million monkeys had a million sharpies, eventually one of them would produce…
… something better than this.
December 6, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I just found this and I need to share
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=36122851
How sad is that little guy. I hope he’s a grower and not a shower
December 6, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Hey all! Just wanted to pass along word of some Regretsy inspired ornaments for a good cause. Nearly 50% of the proceeds go to Toys for Tots! Know you can buy your very own:
“Yes Vagina, there is a Santa Claus” ornament
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36165249
or a “Party till the cowls come home” ornament
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36164323
ENJOY!
December 6, 2009 at 4:52 pm
#38 NinjaGato – my husband’s response to the gilded penis was, “they should have at least put a blue ribbon on it.” Then he started singing “I see you’ve won first prize…”
December 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm
This is brilliant… I can drink an Irish coffee out of this while I add another personal goal to my “Read This Book Every Fuckin’ Day” journal…
December 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm
#38, I notice she also has a matching vagina ornament to accompany that golden rod, but, alas, her ornament does not have a filagree bush. I’m much more selective about vagina ornaments now that I know where I can get one with a filagree bush.
December 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Oops, That should be filigree, yes *filigree* bush. I had a Sarah Palin ornament moment. At least I didn’t etch it in the glass yet!
and link: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35651248
You can all thank whimsicalfuckerylover & HermesGoddess for discovering that item in one of the other comment threads!
December 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm
The boob, vagina and penis would go perfect next to my “Baby’s first Christmas” ornament.
December 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Hammerhead77 that is one worn out looking pussy
December 6, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Ah! Nothing says Christmas more than a badly painted “Merry GoFuckYourself” mug. Cheers! And pass the nog!
December 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm
From Hammie’s filigree puss post
“This makes a wonderful gift for women who have started/completed counseling for rape and sexual abuse this past year. It will serve as a reminder of their accomplishment and their beauty for years to come.”
I’m sorry…speaking as a rape victim I would be terribly offended to get a vadge as a “gift” for being violated. If you want to give me something that commemorates my rape, donate some money to a victims fund…or pay a hitman to kill my ex.
December 6, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Somebody’s got a case of the potty mouth. I hear excessive exposure to craft paints can do that.
December 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Awesome! I want one.
December 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Yeah, Ninja, we were all somewhat horrified by that notion in the other thread as well!!
#40 – somethinghomemade – those are absolutely effin magnicifent!!! I love your description. I might actually spend $19.99 on your Ideals. (Is Helen gonna punt those on the front page eventually? Hope so!)
December 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm
#45- That is how it all began. Starts with the boob, then the Vagina and then the penis….. perhaps you should consider purchasing a uterus ornament to complete the perfect tree?
December 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Ugh, what did she do, slap some nailpolish on a thrift store mug?
Total ripoff of Subversive Cros Stitch.
http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/kits/hfh2.html
December 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Did anyone else see that the lady selling the golden cock and balls ornaments said- CUSTOM?
I suppose nothing says “I Love Your Cock” more then a custom golden replica hanging upon the Christmas Tree……….
December 6, 2009 at 7:46 pm
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December 6, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Is someone making casual references to sexual violence here in an attempt to be funny? If so it I missed it.
December 6, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Why are you asking me? I’m the one who posted the Helen Thomas thing you liked.
It sounds like you don’t like what you read in the comments. Many people don’t. But you can’t even see them unless you choose to read them. It’s easier to control what you read than what other people say.
December 6, 2009 at 7:58 pm
sexual violence notwithstanding, i find excessive profanity and crude behavior and speech pretty fucking funny.
i mean, pretty darn funny.
December 6, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I can barely control the amount of beer I consume.
December 6, 2009 at 8:16 pm
#40 somethinghomemade :
That’s high quality king of stupid. Nice work!
December 6, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Don’t anyone steal my idea, I’m going to start making anus ornaments. Some will be on filigree and some will be on plain white ceramic backing. They will be puckery and brown and some will even have a bit of anal leakage. The fuzzier ones will have bits of toilet paper and dingleberries to complete their lifelike look.
December 6, 2009 at 8:25 pm
#56 – I don’t see that either. We have kinda veered off-topic, yeah, but every comment I see is decrying the ludicrousness of that particular part of the filigree vag seller’s description.
The mug? Well, I can hardly discuss that thing without profanity because it’s total shite. I made better crafts in Girl Scouts!
December 6, 2009 at 8:30 pm
When has this site not contained obsessive profanity and crudity? I mean, a demon receiving oral gratification and oodles of (yes, they come in oodles) vaginas… To be blunt, if you take offense, you’re probably in the wrong place.
December 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT DO NOT FUCKING READ:
I have NEVER fucking been to a site on Etsy where any of the “twisted, depraved XXX crap”(Befuddled comment 55)is made and posted for sale by Helen Killer.
So BEFUDDLED- Who the fuck are you targeting and what is your real fucking purpose for your post?
By the way have you donated to the Hats for Cancer Patients or bought an Ornament on Etsy that exists entirely because of Helen Killer and benefits Toy’s for Tot’s?????? Thanks for all you do…
December 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm
#61 Night Cowl:
If you made a set of the 12 days of christmas butthole ornaments, i am ALL over that. Really interested to see where you go with the maids a milkin’ and the Five Golden Rings.
December 6, 2009 at 9:01 pm
merry go fuck yourself is way funnier than happy fucking holidays, jmo
December 6, 2009 at 10:36 pm
@#61 NC: Are you gonna make golden starfish for tree toppers?
December 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm
To all – Thank you, I had a blast making them. I have to get to the store for more supplies, but soon there will be even more color/style options. In truth, however, I owe it all to Regretsy (including all the hilarious comments from you guys) and Helen Killer. Without whom, the inspiration would have never struck.
#51 hammerhead77 – Thank you, I never sleep, so I’ve got lots of ideals. I can only HOPE Helen posts it somewhere, cuz it’s a surefire way to sales!
#60 montrosa – Gracias!
December 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm
#55 befuddled – Have you seen how much of the crap on ETSY is filled with “excessive profanity, crudity and casual references to sexual violence”?
Over on facebook, Helen wrote: “I’m starting to think there are only three categories on Etsy: Vaginas, Ugly Skirts and Ugly Skirts with Vaginas.”
It’s everywhere!
December 7, 2009 at 1:55 am
#69- I love having Regretsy on Facebook. Its like “bonus crap!” on a daily basis.
My kids are getting wise though. I have to come up with a new tactic to get them into the room. Before I can utter the sentence, “Come see what’s on Regretsy today!” my 20 year old yells back, “NO! I’m not looking at any vaginas or penises!”
Dang kids and their uppity morals and high standards.
December 7, 2009 at 4:15 am
#69 somethinghomemade: LOVED your ornament descriptions on the Etsy site! Reading it, I felt like a member of a secret cult, reading the “Best Of” Regretsy, a cognac of distilled commentary that gave me a head rush… a secret code in plain sight that will go completely unnoticed by the Etsy art-sans you mock. Bold move. Brilliant.
December 7, 2009 at 5:06 am
I love the freedom of choice the seller allows in this listing:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35419846
“Your custom mug with whatever wording you’d like in your choice of colors (pink or black)!”
That’s not MY choice, that’s YOUR choice of colors, and you’re letting me choose between TWO of them.
December 7, 2009 at 5:19 am
Personally, I prefer the shop http://dirtydishes.etsy.com
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35253795
Much better quality. I’ve bought a few things from them.
December 7, 2009 at 6:08 am
As a devoted fan of Deadwood. I have to say, I enjoy the fact that the fans of this site are free to use their full range of expression in the comments. Thank you, Helen!
December 7, 2009 at 6:14 am
Monday would be boring without you, Thank you everyone for making the holiday season merry and bright
December 7, 2009 at 6:17 am
#73: Cocksucker.
December 7, 2009 at 6:21 am
Deadwood used profanity like Etsians use glue guns and glitter.
December 7, 2009 at 6:22 am
I still miss it.
December 7, 2009 at 6:23 am
#55: i find twisted, depraved crap hilarious. but that’s just me.
oh shit, maybe i’m being targeted by helen! ::looks around nervously, hides under bed::
December 7, 2009 at 7:02 am
#78- Have you noticed an odd red circle, that follows you around, in the vicinity of.. well your head? Well I have and I am befuddled as to why it is there!!!
December 7, 2009 at 7:08 am
#71 I-of-the-beholder – that is exactly why I love Regretsians, they absolutely get it! Etsians, not so much, they are pretty clueless. But dear old Regretsians are on the ball.
December 7, 2009 at 7:42 am
#13 ducksnew- you posted what i was thinking- my thoughts exactly! i have always gone to ac moore and bought those cheapo dollar plastic mugs with the provided paper sleeves- then you just trace that paper so it’s the same size and voila, you have a new insert to add whatever crappy saying/perverted regretsian artwork you want.
since they aren’t glazed/fired, you can change the expression as often as you’d like.
December 7, 2009 at 7:58 am
@#76 – no. Milch did it even better. My favorite line, from Al Swearengen:
He don’t know if it’s breathing or taking it in through fucking gills. He is that fucking cunt-struck. They’re afloat in some fairy fucking bubble, lighter than air—him, her snatch and his stupid fucking badge.
I want a fairy fucking bubble.
December 7, 2009 at 8:15 am
#33 cont’d.: My first comment doesn’t make any sense, since, unlike most Christmas china, this mug probably won’t be passed on to future generations. Sorry, I’m not a quick wit, my brain works like a compost pile and the worms finally took a shit.
December 7, 2009 at 8:21 am
For turtlegirl, Hermes, rodger, & all the others who miss Deadwood:
http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx262/hammerhead77/al_dan_mug.jpg
The mug is now filled with the Gem’s finest whiskey. Slam it, don’t sip it, you cocksuckers!
December 7, 2009 at 8:26 am
#83 SKULLY- You cocksucker- I had to scroll all the fuckin way back to number 33. You took up at least one if not two seconds of my valuable time. Am I being to abrasive?
December 7, 2009 at 8:36 am
@#85: Yeah, too abrasive, like a Brillo pad on a bunghole.
December 7, 2009 at 8:38 am
Or a cheese grater on the back of your thighs….
December 7, 2009 at 10:22 am
14370 views so far, I bet they’re checking the store front goin’ “what the fuck?!”
I’m kinda suprised it hasn’t sold to one of us yet!
just imagine… your christmas eve hot chocolate, in front of your screeming ugly baby doll, titty covered tree, wearing your “Say What!” neclace and “know question is to dum” T shirt watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas… Classic.
December 7, 2009 at 10:23 am
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
buy a fUcKiNg ornament and hang it on your damn tree.
piss or get off your faery pot, shave your vagina kozy or quit crocheting your self righteous reused yarn..
This site is for fun, venting over whimsical fuckery for those that thought they had/have talent and just a good ol’ time wasting argyle shin dig.
December 7, 2009 at 10:24 am
And it goes to charitable causes…so there
December 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I can’t believe no one has mentioned that Regretsy and even Etsy don’t even approach XXX status.
What the hell kind of weak porn do you people watch? You do know you’re on the internet, right?
December 7, 2009 at 6:26 pm
How sheltered must that peabrain be if they think that THIS is “depraved pornography?” If you think this is shocking a quick google search of 2 girls 1 cup will put you in the fucking looney bin. If you’re still reading this Befuddled, I suggest you put away your computer and go watch Sesame Street because the grown ups are talking.
December 7, 2009 at 10:00 pm
@#93 NG: I think this seller offers a “2 girls, 1 Christmas cup” mug for the holidays.
December 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
skully, heh.