I Want to Believe
QUESTIONS:
1. What am I looking at?
2. Where did the alien get the horse? Is it an alien horse? If so, does it contain nuts?
2. What if I wanted the head made out a filbert?
3. How much is shipping to Earth?
4. Can I buy this if I have squirrels?
CONVO ME
December 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
When I see this item, I think 2 things…
-Is that alien wearing feather muffs?
and
-That alien’s face looks like a vagina! Oh fuck! Thanks a lot, regretsy! Now everything looks like a vagina!
December 4, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I have more questions: why did you put it on a horse? Did you not have any cheap plastic flocked spaceships? Why does it have porn-teen ponytails?
December 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I don’t know about you east coast Etsies, but out here in the west we hang alien horse thieves, (we have to be careful though, since their little walnut heads tend to pop off.)
December 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I’ve been sitting here for like 3 minutes straining like hell to see the walnut.
Who’s crazier: me, the seller, or the unfortunate soul who eventually buys (and has to live with) this fuzzy walnut-headed permed-hair-having monstrosity?
December 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
OH MY GOD THAT BELONGED TO SAMANTHA!!!
December 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm
The nut-headed aliens have become emboldened since the squirrels began satiating themselves with chipmunk feasts.
December 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm
How about: What are you high on and where can I get some? Cause serioualy, it must be strong stuff.
#1 Don’t worry, I see it too. But it might be just the regretsy in me.
December 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm
She used hot glue instead of a more durable, stable glue? E6000 is NOT expensive, fellow crafters, and it doesn’t take much to get the job done.
December 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yes, the inside of a walnut is kind of creepy alienish but I wouldn’t make a doll out of it. Or force a cute fuzzy/flocked pony to give it a ride.
December 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I wonder where she got the alien hair from. It’s hard to come by, especially since PETA released all of the aliens from Area 51.
December 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm
that hair is so gross it is making me cry.
December 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Oh my! Her shop if filled with creepy walnut alien heads:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35326528
Walnuts use to creep me out as a small child. We had a walnut tree in our back yard and my brother thought it was super funny and would chase me with the creepy ones. Even found one on my pillow as a practical joke.
I suppose I’m as nutty as this lady. (Of course, I was just 4.)
December 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
But wait! She “garuntees” her work!
Well, thank goodness for that! Now I feel much better about ordering this beauty!
December 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm
What did she use for the hand, a pistachio? That thing looks horrible, and I´ve seen a lot of horrible before. I check regrestsy daily!
December 4, 2009 at 4:53 pm
MAKE IT STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Please read the *Safty Warning*
various hot glue techniques? Various? Really? I always thought that hot glue was pretty much cut and dried; plug in, heat up, squeeze lever, burn self, repeat.
December 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
December 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
“If you have any questions feel free to contact me”
Well I definately have some questions. But I’m not sure if you do weekends so i will convo you on Monday
December 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Love how she does the glamour halo around all her items
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35325746
December 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm
the aliens head isn’t the only thing that’s a nut
December 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I love aliens. I have a two-and-a-half foot tall concrete alien in this very room (he’s a lawn ornament, but I didn’t want vandals to take off with him, so now he’s “art”).
But this… thing… it confuses and frightens me.
By the way, anyone remember the Kenny Rogers “Planet Texas” video? Just thought I’d throw that out there.
December 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
After I posted that, my computer went ape shit. I had to re-start.
Damn you alien, and the horse you rode in on.
December 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
@ #21… that is the power of hideous.
December 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
All the seller’s doll heads are either walnuts or ping pong balls. I’m guessing that she can’t sculpt.
December 4, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Something Wikette this way comes.
December 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
first of all, i’m convinced i’ve been having fucked-up dreams b/c of regretsy, and this lady’s nut-head aliens are going to make it worse – thanks Helen.
Second – seller seriously expects us to want to hang a bedazzled outlet cover up for decoration? now i’ve seen everything….
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34674494
December 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Jesus fucking Christ!
It’s like someone gave a crackhead a glue gun…
December 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Well there is one of the horses of the apocalypse! Where are the others? Still on neptune?
December 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
There’s something so sad about the whole thing — this poor woman making ornaments out of outlet covers for hardware store employees, using a variety of hot glue techniques and making objects of art that are fatal if swallowed.
Oh, and there’s the festive Christmas skull decoration, too. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35625702
December 4, 2009 at 5:51 pm
#18 Feel Free…her portrait in her shop profile has the glamour halo, too.
December 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Oh come on peeps! You know how hard it is to squeeze that glue out of a glue gun? She has to watch out so as not to injure herself. And the insurance costs for using a potentially flammable object must be astronomical. I salut the hard working and dedicated glue gun artist!
(You may add sarcasm here now)
December 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
How do people come up with this shit?
Do they just wake up one day, and decide
“I’m going to make an alien today and
I’m going to use a WALNUT to make the head..
and i also think it’d be a GREAT idea to put
that alien on a HORSE FROM EARTH”.
How did the alien get a hold of a HORSE FROM EARTH?!
I couldn’t come up with this being high on weed..
Again, I have so many unanswered questions….sigh.
December 4, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@Saraf: But it’s WHIMSICLE.
I’m surprised that it doesn’t come with an option to have it bedazzled to match your vagina, though. Clearly, she has much to learn in the ways of whimsicle fuckery.
@trashtramp: Nah, meth head. Crack heads have some degree of self-respect remaining, I think.
December 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
#33 Lickit (nice name btw) – touche, I can’t believe I failed to see the whisicle-ness… I’ll go buy a dozen and hang them on my tree, under my costumed ceiling fan…
December 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm
my sister is going to LOVE this for Christmas hee hee heeee
December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm
i love the so called –”SAFTY WARNING AND DISCLAIMER:”
because they–”are not toys, they are objects of art ONLY!
and they –”should not be left in direct sunlight or stored anywhere that there might be extreme heat conditions i.e., storage shed, attic, hot car etc.
well shit… I just hate it when I display my “ART” in my car here in the Vegas desert.
buy the way what is a SAF—TY?
December 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm
#26- just saw the outlet cover ornament….bwahhh haaahaa
and I think they used a horse for this because that’s all that was left after all those cattle mutilations
December 4, 2009 at 7:14 pm
I remember this episode of Star Trek! The walnut-head aliens went back in time to invade 18th century England until the peasants went after them with nutcrackers. They feasted for months!
December 4, 2009 at 7:41 pm
MY EYES!!!
#1 I agree- its a vagina head
December 4, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I miss The (good) X-Files.
That is all.
December 4, 2009 at 8:13 pm
How did you get a doll of my sister in law?
December 4, 2009 at 10:15 pm
“One thing that makes her even more unique is that I used a walnut for her head.”
Yes, but is it an English walnut or a black walnut? Is it organic? Did you pick it by hand?
December 4, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Sometimes “one of a kind” is really a relief. One is plenty, thank you very much.
December 4, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
December 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm
This is an alien made *from* a nut, or *by* a nut?
December 4, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Looks like someone went to the Sears Portrait Center to have her etsy avatar picture taken.
December 4, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Oh crap, I just read the profile.
Now I kinda feel like a real ass.
But seriously, it’s Sears, right? Or Kmart?
December 4, 2009 at 11:23 pm
oh my gosh i should get this for my mom, it’s only like 15 dollars lol
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34732205
December 4, 2009 at 11:29 pm
#32- throw some shrums in that weed pipe and you’ll be making shit like this soon.
I am off to check my Horses…..for some reason I have to go see that they are all right…..
December 4, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Am I the only one who wants to know what the fuckin free gift could be???
December 5, 2009 at 12:11 am
According to Kathleen, these nut-headed aliens are pretty delicate (do not leave in storage sheds, attics, hot cars etc…). How do they expect to conquer our planet, harvest our organs and steal our horses if they can’t even wait in the car while I get a Slurpee and a lotto ticket?
December 5, 2009 at 12:30 am
skully I laughed so fuckin hard I snorted…..
December 5, 2009 at 12:46 am
I kinda like ‘em.
December 5, 2009 at 2:04 am
This is clearly the alien answer to Liberace.
I would like to know how much more advanced their planet is than Earth in the way of gay rights.
December 5, 2009 at 3:21 am
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
December 5, 2009 at 3:33 am
Here I am looking at it again, self scaring myself.
I have one major question:
How does she live with all this shit in her house? How does it not scare the bejeezus out of her at every turn?
And who the hell is buying this crap? What possessed her to put a wig on a walnut and call put a price on it?
December 5, 2009 at 4:20 am
What disturbs me a bit is that she has 90 (!) items for sale. Though this ET/Cher cross over is admittedly one of the most terrifying examples.
December 5, 2009 at 6:10 am
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
December 5, 2009 at 6:40 am
This is just plain nuts.
December 5, 2009 at 7:29 am
in response to the alien nut menace, i have asked the president, through his white house press corpse helen thomas, to mobilize the rapid response force.
December 5, 2009 at 11:18 am
#60- That is the Funniest shit ever……. you got a fuckin round of applause from everyone at my house… ………. Bah Hahahahahaaaa……..
December 5, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Crackin’ up @#60
#4 HermesGoddess: I can’t see the walnut either, and I have been looking!! I am trying to figure out the scale and I have finally determined that this must be very tiny. I am thinking that horse is from a kid’s birthday cake or something.
I wonder if I could talk her down to $10, because this would be kick ass to bring to the Chamber of Commerce gift exchange luncheon in two weeks.
December 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@#60: Hilarious!
December 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I’m thinking the tricked up poo would look awesome on any christmas tree!!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34695414
December 5, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I had to come and look at your #60 again. I needed a good laugh- that is absolutely some funny shit. Who is the asshole that left a thumbs down?
December 5, 2009 at 11:31 pm
@#65 RCB: I’m pretty sure it was Kantar who gave a thumbs down to the nutcracker army.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34593976&ref=sr_list_1&&ga_search_query=walnut+head&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title
December 5, 2009 at 11:44 pm
what i want to know is where she is getting these mutant nuts. i have *never* seen a walnut that looked like that. *here* maybe?
http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/tashaelizabethhart/Tree-of-Evil-.jpg
December 6, 2009 at 12:08 am
OK, now I’m really pissed off:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35625702
(Even in days gone by, I’ve never been a classy lady.)
December 6, 2009 at 1:37 am
Skully- I looked, I pondered, said a couple of “Say What’s, wondered what the free fuckin gift with purchase could ever top Kantar, said a couple more “Say What’s. Then I realized it was Kantar who left that fuckin thumbs down on one of the best post’s ever. The Fucker”head”- Bah hahahahaaaaa.
December 6, 2009 at 6:42 am
:O
If you can believe it, I actually unknowingly painted a prequel to this scene, all the way back in 2006. But without all the *luscious* hair.
http://edencbee.blogspot.com/2009/12/when-worlds-collide.html
December 6, 2009 at 2:45 pm
You do understand,#60, that your picture is hilarious…
but where the hell did you get all those nutcrackers??!!
December 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
lol i googled them….i cant believe that nobody else thought of it first!
December 6, 2009 at 9:53 pm
This is what someone makes when they’ve never gotten their ass good and kicked at least once.
December 7, 2009 at 6:21 am
5. Misuse of word “unique.” “Unique” is an absolute. Something either is or is not unique. It doesn’t come by degrees.
Something can be “more creative” or “more unusual,” but not “more unique.”
December 10, 2009 at 10:22 am
Question: Where is the alien groom?
Comment: I want to forget. Now!
December 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
You mean this isn’t a still from the newest Stevie Nicks video?
April 3, 2011 at 11:18 pm
I don’t know what any of you are talking about, this is AMAZING!
I wouldn’t pay for it, but I am enjoying looking at the graphic on the computer. I think it’s just WTF enough for me to like it. n_n