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I Want to Believe

Posted by Helen Killer

76 comments

QUESTIONS:

1. What am I looking at?
2. Where did the alien get the horse? Is it an alien horse? If so, does it contain nuts?
2. What if I wanted the head made out a filbert?
3. How much is shipping to Earth?
4. Can I buy this if I have squirrels?

CONVO ME

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Dec 4, 2009
4:18 pm

#1 whimsicalfuckerylover :

When I see this item, I think 2 things…

-Is that alien wearing feather muffs?
and
-That alien’s face looks like a vagina! Oh fuck! Thanks a lot, regretsy! Now everything looks like a vagina!

Rate this comment: +52

Dec 4, 2009
4:19 pm

#2 DucksNew :

I have more questions: why did you put it on a horse? Did you not have any cheap plastic flocked spaceships? Why does it have porn-teen ponytails?

Rate this comment: +55

Dec 4, 2009
4:27 pm

#3 Skully :

I don’t know about you east coast Etsies, but out here in the west we hang alien horse thieves, (we have to be careful though, since their little walnut heads tend to pop off.)

Rate this comment: +66

Dec 4, 2009
4:27 pm

#4 HermesGoddess :

I’ve been sitting here for like 3 minutes straining like hell to see the walnut.

Who’s crazier: me, the seller, or the unfortunate soul who eventually buys (and has to live with) this fuzzy walnut-headed permed-hair-having monstrosity?

Rate this comment: +18

Dec 4, 2009
4:28 pm

#5 norez :

OH MY GOD THAT BELONGED TO SAMANTHA!!!

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Dec 4, 2009
4:29 pm

#6 HelenaHandbasket :

The nut-headed aliens have become emboldened since the squirrels began satiating themselves with chipmunk feasts.

Rate this comment: +26

Dec 4, 2009
4:29 pm

#7 CraftingBlues :

How about: What are you high on and where can I get some? Cause serioualy, it must be strong stuff.

#1 Don’t worry, I see it too. But it might be just the regretsy in me.

Rate this comment: +19

Dec 4, 2009
4:29 pm

#8 Orlana :

She used hot glue instead of a more durable, stable glue? E6000 is NOT expensive, fellow crafters, and it doesn’t take much to get the job done.

Rate this comment: +7

Dec 4, 2009
4:30 pm

#9 whyohwhy :

Yes, the inside of a walnut is kind of creepy alienish but I wouldn’t make a doll out of it. Or force a cute fuzzy/flocked pony to give it a ride.

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 4, 2009
4:31 pm

#10 leftfoot :

I wonder where she got the alien hair from. It’s hard to come by, especially since PETA released all of the aliens from Area 51.

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Dec 4, 2009
4:35 pm

#11 sparklegarden :

that hair is so gross it is making me cry.

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Dec 4, 2009
4:35 pm

#12 whyohwhy :

Oh my! Her shop if filled with creepy walnut alien heads:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35326528

Walnuts use to creep me out as a small child. We had a walnut tree in our back yard and my brother thought it was super funny and would chase me with the creepy ones. Even found one on my pillow as a practical joke.

I suppose I’m as nutty as this lady. (Of course, I was just 4.)

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Dec 4, 2009
4:38 pm

#13 whimsicalfuckerylover :

But wait! She “garuntees” her work!

Well, thank goodness for that! Now I feel much better about ordering this beauty!

Rate this comment: +26

Dec 4, 2009
4:39 pm

#14 rainbowcrafter :

What did she use for the hand, a pistachio? That thing looks horrible, and I´ve seen a lot of horrible before. I check regrestsy daily!

Rate this comment: +17

Dec 4, 2009
4:53 pm

#15 IndyJules :

MAKE IT STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 4, 2009
4:55 pm

#16 AwwwwwwwSnap :

Please read the *Safty Warning*

various hot glue techniques? Various? Really? I always thought that hot glue was pretty much cut and dried; plug in, heat up, squeeze lever, burn self, repeat.

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Dec 4, 2009
4:59 pm

#17 regretmenot :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 4, 2009
5:04 pm

#18 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

“If you have any questions feel free to contact me”

Well I definately have some questions. But I’m not sure if you do weekends so i will convo you on Monday

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Dec 4, 2009
5:06 pm

#19 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

Love how she does the glamour halo around all her items

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35325746

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Dec 4, 2009
5:19 pm

#20 NinjaGato :

the aliens head isn’t the only thing that’s a nut

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Dec 4, 2009
5:20 pm

#21 Patty :

I love aliens. I have a two-and-a-half foot tall concrete alien in this very room (he’s a lawn ornament, but I didn’t want vandals to take off with him, so now he’s “art”).

But this… thing… it confuses and frightens me.

By the way, anyone remember the Kenny Rogers “Planet Texas” video? Just thought I’d throw that out there.

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Dec 4, 2009
5:21 pm

#22 regretmenot :

After I posted that, my computer went ape shit. I had to re-start.

Damn you alien, and the horse you rode in on.

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Dec 4, 2009
5:23 pm

#23 marimoy :

@ #21… that is the power of hideous.

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 4, 2009
5:23 pm

#24 greenfuzz :

All the seller’s doll heads are either walnuts or ping pong balls. I’m guessing that she can’t sculpt.

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Dec 4, 2009
5:31 pm

#25 HelenaHandbasket :

Something Wikette this way comes.

Rate this comment: +27

Dec 4, 2009
5:32 pm

#26 Saraf :

first of all, i’m convinced i’ve been having fucked-up dreams b/c of regretsy, and this lady’s nut-head aliens are going to make it worse – thanks Helen.

Second – seller seriously expects us to want to hang a bedazzled outlet cover up for decoration? now i’ve seen everything….

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34674494

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 4, 2009
5:41 pm

#27 trashtramp :

Jesus fucking Christ!

It’s like someone gave a crackhead a glue gun…

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Dec 4, 2009
5:44 pm

#28 everydaymama1 :

Well there is one of the horses of the apocalypse! Where are the others? Still on neptune?

Rate this comment: +11

Dec 4, 2009
5:48 pm

#29 dangerousmezzo :

There’s something so sad about the whole thing — this poor woman making ornaments out of outlet covers for hardware store employees, using a variety of hot glue techniques and making objects of art that are fatal if swallowed.

Oh, and there’s the festive Christmas skull decoration, too. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35625702

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Dec 4, 2009
5:51 pm

#30 HelenaHandbasket :

#18 Feel Free…her portrait in her shop profile has the glamour halo, too.

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Dec 4, 2009
5:52 pm

#31 everydaymama1 :

Oh come on peeps! You know how hard it is to squeeze that glue out of a glue gun? She has to watch out so as not to injure herself. And the insurance costs for using a potentially flammable object must be astronomical. I salut the hard working and dedicated glue gun artist!

(You may add sarcasm here now)

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 4, 2009
5:58 pm

#32 polaroidart :

How do people come up with this shit?
Do they just wake up one day, and decide
“I’m going to make an alien today and
I’m going to use a WALNUT to make the head..
and i also think it’d be a GREAT idea to put
that alien on a HORSE FROM EARTH”.
How did the alien get a hold of a HORSE FROM EARTH?!
I couldn’t come up with this being high on weed..

Again, I have so many unanswered questions….sigh.

Rate this comment: +29

Dec 4, 2009
6:05 pm

#33 Lick It Like A Whimsicle :

@Saraf: But it’s WHIMSICLE.

I’m surprised that it doesn’t come with an option to have it bedazzled to match your vagina, though. Clearly, she has much to learn in the ways of whimsicle fuckery.

@trashtramp: Nah, meth head. Crack heads have some degree of self-respect remaining, I think.

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 4, 2009
6:10 pm

#34 Saraf :

#33 Lickit (nice name btw) – touche, I can’t believe I failed to see the whisicle-ness… I’ll go buy a dozen and hang them on my tree, under my costumed ceiling fan…

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Dec 4, 2009
6:14 pm

#35 Narchos23 :

my sister is going to LOVE this for Christmas hee hee heeee

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Dec 4, 2009
6:32 pm

#36 viveca_cynical :

i love the so called –”SAFTY WARNING AND DISCLAIMER:”
because they–”are not toys, they are objects of art ONLY!
and they –”should not be left in direct sunlight or stored anywhere that there might be extreme heat conditions i.e., storage shed, attic, hot car etc.

well shit… I just hate it when I display my “ART” in my car here in the Vegas desert.
buy the way what is a SAF—TY?

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Dec 4, 2009
6:51 pm

#37 viveca_cynical :

#26- just saw the outlet cover ornament….bwahhh haaahaa
and I think they used a horse for this because that’s all that was left after all those cattle mutilations

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Dec 4, 2009
7:14 pm

#38 Bad_Wolf :

I remember this episode of Star Trek! The walnut-head aliens went back in time to invade 18th century England until the peasants went after them with nutcrackers. They feasted for months!

Rate this comment: +20

Dec 4, 2009
7:41 pm

#39 sbarnes2 :

MY EYES!!!
#1 I agree- its a vagina head

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Dec 4, 2009
8:03 pm

#40 Cold Salt :

I miss The (good) X-Files.

That is all.

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 4, 2009
8:13 pm

#41 Megan8607 :

How did you get a doll of my sister in law?

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Dec 4, 2009
10:15 pm

#42 thefrog :

“One thing that makes her even more unique is that I used a walnut for her head.”

Yes, but is it an English walnut or a black walnut? Is it organic? Did you pick it by hand?

Rate this comment: +16

Dec 4, 2009
10:25 pm

#43 SironaSprings :

Sometimes “one of a kind” is really a relief. One is plenty, thank you very much.

Rate this comment: +20

Dec 4, 2009
10:43 pm

#44 weberly :

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Dec 4, 2009
10:45 pm

#45 janefairfax :

This is an alien made *from* a nut, or *by* a nut?

Rate this comment: +4

Dec 4, 2009
11:11 pm

#46 whoanellee :

Looks like someone went to the Sears Portrait Center to have her etsy avatar picture taken.

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Dec 4, 2009
11:13 pm

#47 whoanellee :

Oh crap, I just read the profile.
Now I kinda feel like a real ass.
But seriously, it’s Sears, right? Or Kmart?

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Dec 4, 2009
11:23 pm

#48 weberly :

oh my gosh i should get this for my mom, it’s only like 15 dollars lol
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34732205

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Dec 4, 2009
11:29 pm

#49 Recovering Crack Baby :

#32- throw some shrums in that weed pipe and you’ll be making shit like this soon.
I am off to check my Horses…..for some reason I have to go see that they are all right…..

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Dec 4, 2009
11:34 pm

#50 Recovering Crack Baby :

Am I the only one who wants to know what the fuckin free gift could be???

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Dec 5, 2009
12:11 am

#51 Skully :

According to Kathleen, these nut-headed aliens are pretty delicate (do not leave in storage sheds, attics, hot cars etc…). How do they expect to conquer our planet, harvest our organs and steal our horses if they can’t even wait in the car while I get a Slurpee and a lotto ticket?

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Dec 5, 2009
12:30 am

#52 Recovering Crack Baby :

skully I laughed so fuckin hard I snorted…..

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Dec 5, 2009
12:46 am

#53 PussDaddy :

I kinda like ‘em.

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Dec 5, 2009
2:04 am

#54 sofacitysweethearts :

This is clearly the alien answer to Liberace.

I would like to know how much more advanced their planet is than Earth in the way of gay rights.

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Dec 5, 2009
3:21 am

#55 starrydreams :

She has had 2 sales. Look what sold.

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=21786694

What whack job is buying this?? I’m going to need therapy soon I think after looking at all this crap.

Rate this comment: -2

Dec 5, 2009
3:33 am

#56 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

Here I am looking at it again, self scaring myself.

I have one major question:

How does she live with all this shit in her house? How does it not scare the bejeezus out of her at every turn?

And who the hell is buying this crap? What possessed her to put a wig on a walnut and call put a price on it?

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 5, 2009
4:20 am

#57 getsy :

What disturbs me a bit is that she has 90 (!) items for sale. Though this ET/Cher cross over is admittedly one of the most terrifying examples.

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Dec 5, 2009
6:10 am

#58 vickib :

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Dec 5, 2009
6:40 am

#59 kittenmittens :

This is just plain nuts.

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Dec 5, 2009
7:29 am

#60 Thistle :

in response to the alien nut menace, i have asked the president, through his white house press corpse helen thomas, to mobilize the rapid response force.

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Dec 5, 2009
11:18 am

#61 Recovering Crack Baby :

#60- That is the Funniest shit ever……. you got a fuckin round of applause from everyone at my house… ………. Bah Hahahahahaaaa……..

Rate this comment: +3

Dec 5, 2009
3:12 pm

#62 sillymerricat :

Crackin’ up @#60

#4 HermesGoddess: I can’t see the walnut either, and I have been looking!! I am trying to figure out the scale and I have finally determined that this must be very tiny. I am thinking that horse is from a kid’s birthday cake or something.

I wonder if I could talk her down to $10, because this would be kick ass to bring to the Chamber of Commerce gift exchange luncheon in two weeks.

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Dec 5, 2009
4:50 pm

#63 Skully :

@#60: Hilarious!

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Dec 5, 2009
5:13 pm

#64 Ameblah :

I’m thinking the tricked up poo would look awesome on any christmas tree!!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34695414

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Dec 5, 2009
5:38 pm

#65 Recovering Crack Baby :

I had to come and look at your #60 again. I needed a good laugh- that is absolutely some funny shit. Who is the asshole that left a thumbs down?

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Dec 5, 2009
11:31 pm

#66 Skully :

@#65 RCB: I’m pretty sure it was Kantar who gave a thumbs down to the nutcracker army.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34593976&ref=sr_list_1&&ga_search_query=walnut+head&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title

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Dec 5, 2009
11:44 pm

#67 Thistle :

what i want to know is where she is getting these mutant nuts. i have *never* seen a walnut that looked like that. *here* maybe?

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/tashaelizabethhart/Tree-of-Evil-.jpg

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Dec 6, 2009
12:08 am

#68 Skully :

OK, now I’m really pissed off:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35625702

(Even in days gone by, I’ve never been a classy lady.)

Rate this comment: +5

Dec 6, 2009
1:37 am

#69 Recovering Crack Baby :

Skully- I looked, I pondered, said a couple of “Say What’s, wondered what the free fuckin gift with purchase could ever top Kantar, said a couple more “Say What’s. Then I realized it was Kantar who left that fuckin thumbs down on one of the best post’s ever. The Fucker”head”- Bah hahahahaaaaa.

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Dec 6, 2009
6:42 am

#70 Shmee :

If you can believe it, I actually unknowingly painted a prequel to this scene, all the way back in 2006. But without all the *luscious* hair.

http://edencbee.blogspot.com/2009/12/when-worlds-collide.html

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Dec 6, 2009
2:45 pm

#71 kittenmittens :

You do understand,#60, that your picture is hilarious…

but where the hell did you get all those nutcrackers??!!

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Dec 6, 2009
7:04 pm

#72 Thistle :

lol i googled them….i cant believe that nobody else thought of it first!

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Dec 6, 2009
9:53 pm

#73 beqi :

This is what someone makes when they’ve never gotten their ass good and kicked at least once.

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Dec 7, 2009
6:21 am

#74 Dix :

5. Misuse of word “unique.” “Unique” is an absolute. Something either is or is not unique. It doesn’t come by degrees.

Something can be “more creative” or “more unusual,” but not “more unique.”

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Dec 10, 2009
10:22 am

#75 Sichernde :

Question: Where is the alien groom?

Comment: I want to forget. Now!

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Dec 10, 2009
11:31 am

#76 highlandcreekgirl :

You mean this isn’t a still from the newest Stevie Nicks video?

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