Gwash indeed…like the old saying, give a man a picture and he’ll stare at it. Give a man Photoshop, he’ll make shitty Twilight “morphs” with ~your face here~!
Wow that Jacob kid really looks like he wants a piece of Helen Thomas but Edward just looks like she smells funny.
When will all this madness end? Surely it must end in my lifetime? Am I destined to see grandkids loving the ‘Return of Twilight, Vamps on the Moon’ in 2030?
Push your Twilight old-lady fantasy to a new and creepy level!
Interestingly, I just dropped off my 16 year old at the theater so she could see it. All the way there, she complained and hoped no “freaky Twilight moms” would be there.
I can’t wait to show her this! *sing-song* I know what she’ll want for Christmas!*/sing-song*
I might actually want to watch that movie if Helen Thomas was in it. She’s pretty kick-ass, and probably a better actor than those living cardboard cutouts that actually starred in it.
I don’t know/care what Twilight is, but it looks to me like those two guys are hot for each other and the one in the middle is about to push the girl away…
Lesliefm and Hank Scorpio: My kids informed me that the kid playing the wolf-kid is the kid who played “Sharkboy” in that awful movie “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”.
Luckily, I’ve never had any gross Twilight feelings toward any of these actors, but if I had- that would have killed it right there.
I save my creepy stalker tendencies for the Interwebs, not underage actors… *shifty eyes*
I was gonna say something snappy, but screw that. I come to this website to have a laugh away from twilight fans, so if you like it yourself, please refrain from saying it here. Twilight is movie slaughter. Go ahead. Give me 100 hands downs. I just don’t wanna hear it.
On a lighter note, I applaud being able to make tons of cash off of creepy old ladies and teenage girls. They wont use the money for anything useful anyways, so in truth, im jealous of the scam artist behind the twilight series.
Now I shall go figure out a way to make tons of money off of teenage boys. Oh, nevemind. Playboy’s got em covered.
I’d pay a dollar for this, lolz but no more! I’m not a twihard (I’m a Potterhead [snapefiend?]) but last night I had the most amazing dream about Edward and Jacob.
#25 Patty, wait, are you serious? He’s SHARKBOY?! I’ll be damned. I still remember seeing the kid who played Juni in Spy Kids guest star on Wizards of Waverly Place and seeing the difference puberty made. They aren’t even recognizable unless you actually know it’s them.
My son is a martial artist and was WAY into that movie when he was a kid (he’s 17 now). In fact, I think it was him who said, “That looks like Sharkboy.”
Shouldn’t the letter be signed “Helen Thomas White House Press CORPSE”?
And it disturbs me that I have no clue who Helen Thomas is but I know the fucking Twilight kids (I’ve never seen the movies or read the books but they’re in just about every issue of Entertainment Weekly)
I prefer team “I could give a fuck about Twilight”. I am thinking this annoying trend will not be going away any time soon. But I hung garlic on the front door in an attempt to keep the creepy Twilight fans away. LOL!!
I’m not sure what it says about me, but the first thing that I notice about this pic is that the girl in the green shirt is a free stock image photo. … http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1192484
oh nice, i just like to correct the spelling on my son’s myspace and change his religion, name him jon jon, little things that take him forever to notice, heehee
Recovering Crack Baby
December 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
Where were you Mama’s for encouragement when I contemplated buying that big fuckin bird for my hair to wear at my Children’s concerts? I was going to make sure I waved so the spectator’s knew they were mine.
Recovering Crack Baby
December 5, 2009 at 12:09 am
My Nephew and Son are close in age and if I had them together and did not want them toasting cassette tapes in my toaster(they did)- hey it was a decade ago. Nor flushing all they could find and flooding the bathroom or painting my walls or shaking bottles of baby powder all over the house. I would hold the Happy meal over their heads. I told them that if they were naughty little boys McDonald’s would give them Sad Meals.Sad meals had broken toys. Sometimes they would cry in the drive-thru.
well done, Helen, you just got a WHOLE LOTTA BIDNIZ for this Etsy selle. S/he won’t have a single second between now and Xmas for all the photoshopping s/he’ll be dong… I for one knew I was middle aged when I started looking at actors like in this picture and instead of thinking I was still in with a chance I was thinking I could be their Mom.
Oh, and I hope she makes a ton of cash out of doing this as she’ll need the cash to cover her legal fees defending herself in the copyright infringement lawsuit.
Do you know what an awesome gag gift this would make? I am going to get this with my daughter’s boyfriend’s face instead of a girl and give it to her for christmas!
As at least a couple of others mentioned, how the hell is this even remotely legal? You could do a whole chapter in your book about certain etsy sellers and their flagrant disregard for copyright laws.
I suppose it’s taking at least *some* personal effort to cut/paste a face in there, unlike the etsy seller who prints out famous fantasy artwork at 25% opacity and sells it as stationary.
Do you think the artist could airbrush me into a cast photo of The Golden Girls, grabbing Betty White’s ass? I’d like to use it for my Christmas cards this year.
Shamefully, I think that I am going to get this for my 16 year old niece for Christmas. I don’t approve of her lifestyle choices, but I love and support her anyway.
#22: HOLY CRAP!! I knew he looked familiar! Gahhh, I had to sit through that… if a movie ever belonged on Regretsy, Shark Boy and Lava Girl would be it.
December 4, 2009 at 5:26 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 5:27 pm
OMG logged into see the alien on a horse and this little delight popped up…LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Thank you :
December 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I think this is one of the best one’s you’ve done. Now can you do Team Edward with Carl Kassell?
December 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Fucking hilarious!
December 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
hmmm, I didn’t mean to include that weirdly placed “one’s”.
December 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Gwash indeed…like the old saying, give a man a picture and he’ll stare at it. Give a man Photoshop, he’ll make shitty Twilight “morphs” with ~your face here~!
December 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Quick, let me don my dove headband and leopard yoga pants and Know Question is To Dum t-shirt and my Say What? pendant and I’m all over this!
Oh, shit, I’m Team Edward
December 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Helen, your shopped pic is fan-fucking-tastic. I needed that laugh after the creepiness of the nut aliens…
December 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Wow that Jacob kid really looks like he wants a piece of Helen Thomas but Edward just looks like she smells funny.
When will all this madness end? Surely it must end in my lifetime? Am I destined to see grandkids loving the ‘Return of Twilight, Vamps on the Moon’ in 2030?
December 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm
LMAO!!! This is so friggin’ hilarious! I am still cracking up!
December 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Push your Twilight old-lady fantasy to a new and creepy level!
Interestingly, I just dropped off my 16 year old at the theater so she could see it. All the way there, she complained and hoped no “freaky Twilight moms” would be there.
I can’t wait to show her this! *sing-song* I know what she’ll want for Christmas!*/sing-song*
December 4, 2009 at 5:42 pm
OH SHIT, I just had an awake nightmare/vision, there’s gonna be Twilight WII Vamps versus Wolves! UGH.
December 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
It’s dumb, but i’m sure the seller is banking on this.
December 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I’ve never planned to watch the movie. But now I do.
December 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm
#12 Yes, but he is part wolf, which is like a dog, which would make him 112 in dog years, so actually, he is older than I am!
December 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I love it!
December 4, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Helen Killer — you slay me, and you are totally awesome! Helen Thomas, lolz…
Now I have to try to get this damned permasmile off my face.
December 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Nothing like making a few bucks from total disregard of image copyright laws!
December 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I might actually want to watch that movie if Helen Thomas was in it. She’s pretty kick-ass, and probably a better actor than those living cardboard cutouts that actually starred in it.
December 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I don’t know/care what Twilight is, but it looks to me like those two guys are hot for each other and the one in the middle is about to push the girl away…
December 4, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Lesliefm and Hank Scorpio: My kids informed me that the kid playing the wolf-kid is the kid who played “Sharkboy” in that awful movie “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”.
Luckily, I’ve never had any gross Twilight feelings toward any of these actors, but if I had- that would have killed it right there.
I save my creepy stalker tendencies for the Interwebs, not underage actors… *shifty eyes*
December 4, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I was gonna say something snappy, but screw that. I come to this website to have a laugh away from twilight fans, so if you like it yourself, please refrain from saying it here. Twilight is movie slaughter. Go ahead. Give me 100 hands downs. I just don’t wanna hear it.
GO TEAM DRACULA.
December 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm
On a lighter note, I applaud being able to make tons of cash off of creepy old ladies and teenage girls. They wont use the money for anything useful anyways, so in truth, im jealous of the scam artist behind the twilight series.
Now I shall go figure out a way to make tons of money off of teenage boys. Oh, nevemind. Playboy’s got em covered.
December 4, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I’m just bitter because I didn’t write this pile of literary horse shit and make millions off of preteens and cougars.
Helen’s photoshopping, on the other hand = WIN
December 4, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Helen T. looks constipated…love it!
Was looking at the other listings…does anyone else remember that episode of the Spiderman cartoon- “Swarmmm!”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=35824745
December 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm
“#29 razberries :
Helen T. looks constipated…love it!”
Then she’d fit right in with the cast because “Edward” looks like he’s straining to push a hard one out during the entire movie.
December 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 7:54 pm
#25 Patty, wait, are you serious? He’s SHARKBOY?! I’ll be damned. I still remember seeing the kid who played Juni in Spy Kids guest star on Wizards of Waverly Place and seeing the difference puberty made. They aren’t even recognizable unless you actually know it’s them.
December 4, 2009 at 7:59 pm
#32- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1210124/
There ya go… his imdb profile.
My son is a martial artist and was WAY into that movie when he was a kid (he’s 17 now). In fact, I think it was him who said, “That looks like Sharkboy.”
December 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Thats not silly, thats GENIUS! Helen Thomas SO fits right into that picture. Hell, if she were in the movie I may actually want to see it.
December 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I prefer team “I could give a fuck about Twilight”. I am thinking this annoying trend will not be going away any time soon. But I hung garlic on the front door in an attempt to keep the creepy Twilight fans away. LOL!!
December 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I really love the Cokie Roberts part.
December 4, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I shopped a pic of my kid in with Edward and posted it on his facebook wall.
He was not amused.
I love to torture my children.
December 4, 2009 at 9:48 pm
#38 Lexiii : Ohhh! Another sadistic mom like me
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
December 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I’m not sure what it says about me, but the first thing that I notice about this pic is that the girl in the green shirt is a free stock image photo. … http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1192484
December 4, 2009 at 10:56 pm
oh nice, i just like to correct the spelling on my son’s myspace and change his religion, name him jon jon, little things that take him forever to notice, heehee
December 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
Where were you Mama’s for encouragement when I contemplated buying that big fuckin bird for my hair to wear at my Children’s concerts? I was going to make sure I waved so the spectator’s knew they were mine.
December 5, 2009 at 12:09 am
My Nephew and Son are close in age and if I had them together and did not want them toasting cassette tapes in my toaster(they did)- hey it was a decade ago. Nor flushing all they could find and flooding the bathroom or painting my walls or shaking bottles of baby powder all over the house. I would hold the Happy meal over their heads. I told them that if they were naughty little boys McDonald’s would give them Sad Meals.Sad meals had broken toys. Sometimes they would cry in the drive-thru.
December 5, 2009 at 12:11 am
……SADISTIC but it worked- sometimes yah just gotta do what yah gotta do.
December 5, 2009 at 3:13 am
I laughed so hard I just spit out my coffee on my keyboard.
December 5, 2009 at 4:56 am
I want to see “Say What?” guy photoshopped on this.
December 5, 2009 at 6:33 am
C’mon Helen, where’s “view this image in a room?”
December 5, 2009 at 7:07 am
This one should be hidden from view until the “empty bladder before reading” warning has been given!
December 5, 2009 at 7:57 am
I just love how awkward the two guys look in that H.T. photo. Edward is like. “Bitch, please,” and Jacob is all shifty-eyed.
December 5, 2009 at 7:59 am
Oh this is ten times better than a view in a room. This is hilarious!
December 5, 2009 at 8:13 am
Sweet photoshop work. Thanks for the giggles!
December 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
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December 5, 2009 at 8:35 am
Oh, and I hope she makes a ton of cash out of doing this as she’ll need the cash to cover her legal fees defending herself in the copyright infringement lawsuit.
December 5, 2009 at 8:42 am
in reply to #43, Megan- I made a “Say What” for you…LOL
Just don’t know how the heck to post photos on this thing…I posted it to the Regretsy FB group…
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=958624&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=285066400359&aid=-1&id=1198218848&oid=285066400359
December 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
#50- excellent- job well done lol
December 5, 2009 at 9:00 am
Do you know what an awesome gag gift this would make? I am going to get this with my daughter’s boyfriend’s face instead of a girl and give it to her for christmas!
December 5, 2009 at 10:15 am
LOL I just photoshopped my best friend’s face into it and posted it on her Facebook…then I put a bubble saying, “I’m team Edcob”…mwha ha ha
December 5, 2009 at 10:53 am
I would actually buy this with Helen Thomas as Bella. Shit, I’d probably go see the movie if they’d done that in casting.
December 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm
To #47 -I mean I want to see Helen Thomas and the boys hanging…you know, on a wall.
December 5, 2009 at 2:08 pm
you have to admit though….this is a good potential money-maker.
December 5, 2009 at 2:09 pm
apart from the fact that the superimposed “example picture” looks like some kind of demon.
December 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm
pedo soccer mom’s dream come true
December 5, 2009 at 2:58 pm
As at least a couple of others mentioned, how the hell is this even remotely legal? You could do a whole chapter in your book about certain etsy sellers and their flagrant disregard for copyright laws.
I suppose it’s taking at least *some* personal effort to cut/paste a face in there, unlike the etsy seller who prints out famous fantasy artwork at 25% opacity and sells it as stationary.
December 5, 2009 at 4:18 pm
You can do this stupid effect for free here.
http://www.photo505.com/
December 5, 2009 at 4:24 pm
December 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
http://photo505.com/files/faces/13480f3342a067ea650bfa26139f6575.jpg
December 5, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Do you think the artist could airbrush me into a cast photo of The Golden Girls, grabbing Betty White’s ass? I’d like to use it for my Christmas cards this year.
December 5, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Shamefully, I think that I am going to get this for my 16 year old niece for Christmas. I don’t approve of her lifestyle choices, but I love and support her anyway.
December 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm
awesome photoshop Helen. instant win.on the other hand.. this is like the best gift for the creepy stalkerish fan girl to put in their little shrine.
December 6, 2009 at 1:06 am
OMG she’s charging 10 bucks for something you can do for free at Faceinthehole.com!! What a douche! http://www.faceinhole.com/us/create/twilight-saga—new-moon/8d670fcf-b3c1-4f0a-8c6d-77b735f731b9/
December 6, 2009 at 10:17 pm
#22: HOLY CRAP!! I knew he looked familiar! Gahhh, I had to sit through that… if a movie ever belonged on Regretsy, Shark Boy and Lava Girl would be it.
Helen Killer, I actually snorted at your ‘shop.
December 14, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Look at the feedback appreciation photos! AAAAAaaaaahhahaaaha!
http://www.etsy.com/feedback_public.php?user_id=5970129
December 18, 2009 at 6:32 pm
#65 – She’s got to like something other than Twilight…get her jeans or something…don’t support this horrible addiction >_<
December 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@69 – GRR! Now I can’t stop looking at all the appreciation photos! Hahahaha
February 9, 2011 at 7:07 pm
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7450/c5efd14037c046d82c38abc.jpg
July 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Gwash!!! It’s just so… so…. remarkable!!!!
August 12, 2011 at 6:16 am
GWASH!
I’m going to be saying that all the time now