Comments on: From the Mailbag http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/ Where DIY Meets WTF Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:08:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: itsnotschultz http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14777 itsnotschultz Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:22:00 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14777 I'm glad I read that this is "For craft use only" before I tried hanging myself with it. What if it had snapped and I had broken a leg? Thank God for warning labels!

I’m glad I read that this is “For craft use only” before I tried hanging myself with it. What if it had snapped and I had broken a leg? Thank God for warning labels!

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]]> By: The Blue Kraken http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14727 The Blue Kraken Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:46:46 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14727 BOL ahhh whimsicle it's everywhere.. this label must come from the factory where the Ideals lady has her day job

BOL ahhh whimsicle it’s everywhere.. this label must come from the factory where the Ideals lady has her day job

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]]> By: Thistle http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14615 Thistle Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:09:18 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14615 Oh whimsical fuckery Made with thy feet for Regretsy Ornamanets of titties small A pedobear upon my wall Oh whimsical fuckery Made with thy feet for Regretsy

Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy
Ornamanets of titties small
A pedobear upon my wall
Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy

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]]> By: Thistle http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14614 Thistle Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:08:55 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14614 (Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”) Oh whimsicle fuckery What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me Is it a vag that’s trimmed with lace? Is it a nut from outer space? Oh whimsical fuckery What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me Oh whimsical fuckery Thine fugly shit affords me glee I wonder what the fuck this is? Is it a cake that’s filled with jizz? Oh whimsical fuckery Thine fugly shit affords me glee

(Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)

Oh whimsicle fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me
Is it a vag that’s trimmed with lace?
Is it a nut from outer space?
Oh whimsical fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me

Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee
I wonder what the fuck this is?
Is it a cake that’s filled with jizz?
Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee

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]]> By: duckieuglings http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14593 duckieuglings Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:26:51 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14593 'do not use for medical stitching'

‘do not use for medical stitching’

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]]> By: Monstrosa http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14591 Monstrosa Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:41:41 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14591 I've been waiting for this: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35194372 You know, when you have this great idea and you're too lazy to do anything about it, so in the meantime, someone else comes along and does it even better than your lazy ass would have? Yeah, that.

I’ve been waiting for this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35194372
You know, when you have this great idea and you’re too lazy to do anything about it, so in the meantime, someone else comes along and does it even better than your lazy ass would have? Yeah, that.

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]]> By: PussDaddy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14585 PussDaddy Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:48:15 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14585 I thought it was whimsycle anyway. I thought it was whimsycle anyway.

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]]> By: Skully http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14581 Skully Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:15:31 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14581 I used some of that wire to fix our freezer, gotta keep those whimsicles cold!

I used some of that wire to fix our freezer, gotta keep those whimsicles cold!

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]]> By: ainethil http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14576 ainethil Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:00:55 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14576 Where did the whole "whimsicle fuckery" thing start, anyway? Does anyone have the story? Where did the whole “whimsicle fuckery” thing start, anyway? Does anyone have the story?

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]]> By: everydaymama1 http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14553 everydaymama1 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:55:44 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14553 Isn't this one of the signs that the end of days is coming? Isn’t this one of the signs that the end of days is coming?

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]]> By: sbarnes2 http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14528 sbarnes2 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:39:41 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14528 Bwahahaha! Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: marimoy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14480 marimoy Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:25:05 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14480 This is just the way it should be spelled... apparently no one else can spell it properly. It should be put up to a majority vote. This is just the way it should be spelled… apparently no one else can spell it properly. It should be put up to a majority vote.

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]]> By: lesliefm http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14477 lesliefm Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:22:23 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14477 As opposed to dreamscicle.... Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Randy Lahey http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14468 Randy Lahey Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:57:03 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14468 That ia all kinds of fucking awesome.

That ia all kinds of fucking awesome.

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]]> By: regretmenot http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/04/from-the-mailbag-7/#comment-14466 regretmenot Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:55:24 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5910#comment-14466 OMG..I think I'm standing at the end of the universe. Nothing else could explain this cosmic collision of bizarre serendipity. Goin' to my closet to pray.

OMG..I think I’m standing at the end of the universe. Nothing else could explain this cosmic collision of bizarre serendipity.

Goin’ to my closet to pray.

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