“For craft use only”. OK, I’m confused. What other use would there be? Would someone try to eat this? Build a bridge with it? Attend marriage counseling with it? The mind boggles….
I’ve been waiting for this: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35194372
You know, when you have this great idea and you’re too lazy to do anything about it, so in the meantime, someone else comes along and does it even better than your lazy ass would have? Yeah, that.
Oh whimsicle fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me
Is it a vag that’s trimmed with lace?
Is it a nut from outer space?
Oh whimsical fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me
Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee
I wonder what the fuck this is?
Is it a cake that’s filled with jizz?
Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee
Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy
Ornamanets of titties small
A pedobear upon my wall
Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy
I’m glad I read that this is “For craft use only” before I tried hanging myself with it. What if it had snapped and I had broken a leg? Thank God for warning labels!
December 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Now that is hilarious!! Whimsicle ribbon? Who knew! ;P
December 4, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Maybe WE were wrong all along! It IS “whimsicle”! Maybe we should start spelling it “Whimsical” for comedy value… (sigh)
December 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
BONUS!
December 4, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Bizzaro World has seeped through!
December 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm
“Made in the U.S.A.”…where we can’t spell. I is proud to be an American.
December 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
who’s king of stupid now?
December 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Apparently we can’t write simple sentences in Spanish, too. “Only for use of an artist”. That’s fantastic grammar.
December 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I’m just glad I’m not the only one with a ribbon drawer. I’ll go check mine for whimsicle right now.
December 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm
#7 leftfoot : The French says “For Artist Only”. Not much better in the grammar department! But I am in Quebec where “Frenglish” is our #1 language ;P
December 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the wire center of a Whimsicle?
December 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
“For fuckery use only.”
December 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Not only it’s whimsicle, it’s 18ft of wired whimsicle
Now that’s king
December 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
For craft use only, people.
December 4, 2009 at 2:02 pm
#13 Iterpy: Indeed, whimsicle ribbon should never be used for religious purposes.
December 4, 2009 at 2:05 pm
“For craft use only”. OK, I’m confused. What other use would there be? Would someone try to eat this? Build a bridge with it? Attend marriage counseling with it? The mind boggles….
December 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm
#14: Or business purposes.
December 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Holy Crap HelenaHandbasket it is Bizarro world!
December 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm
OMG..I think I’m standing at the end of the universe. Nothing else could explain this cosmic collision of bizarre serendipity.
Goin’ to my closet to pray.
December 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm
That ia all kinds of fucking awesome.
December 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 5:25 pm
This is just the way it should be spelled… apparently no one else can spell it properly. It should be put up to a majority vote.
December 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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December 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Isn’t this one of the signs that the end of days is coming?
December 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
Where did the whole “whimsicle fuckery” thing start, anyway? Does anyone have the story?
December 5, 2009 at 12:15 am
I used some of that wire to fix our freezer, gotta keep those whimsicles cold!
December 5, 2009 at 12:48 am
I thought it was whimsycle anyway.
December 5, 2009 at 3:41 am
I’ve been waiting for this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35194372
You know, when you have this great idea and you’re too lazy to do anything about it, so in the meantime, someone else comes along and does it even better than your lazy ass would have? Yeah, that.
December 5, 2009 at 4:26 am
‘do not use for medical stitching’
December 5, 2009 at 9:08 am
(Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)
Oh whimsicle fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me
Is it a vag that’s trimmed with lace?
Is it a nut from outer space?
Oh whimsical fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me
Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee
I wonder what the fuck this is?
Is it a cake that’s filled with jizz?
Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee
December 5, 2009 at 9:09 am
Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy
Ornamanets of titties small
A pedobear upon my wall
Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy
December 5, 2009 at 9:46 pm
BOL ahhh whimsicle it’s everywhere.. this label must come from the factory where the Ideals lady has her day job
December 6, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I’m glad I read that this is “For craft use only” before I tried hanging myself with it. What if it had snapped and I had broken a leg? Thank God for warning labels!