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Posted by Helen Killer

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Dec 4, 2009
1:02 pm

#1 everydaymama1 :

Now that is hilarious!! Whimsicle ribbon? Who knew! ;P

Rate this comment: +20

Dec 4, 2009
1:03 pm

#2 buffoon :

Maybe WE were wrong all along! It IS “whimsicle”! Maybe we should start spelling it “Whimsical” for comedy value… (sigh)

Rate this comment: +32

Dec 4, 2009
1:05 pm

#3 Dynomoose :

BONUS!

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 4, 2009
1:10 pm

#4 HelenaHandbasket :

Bizzaro World has seeped through!

Rate this comment: +24

Dec 4, 2009
1:11 pm

#5 fluffysue :

“Made in the U.S.A.”…where we can’t spell. I is proud to be an American.

Rate this comment: +37

Dec 4, 2009
1:12 pm

#6 syd_bristow :

who’s king of stupid now?

Rate this comment: +59

Dec 4, 2009
1:13 pm

#7 leftfoot :

Apparently we can’t write simple sentences in Spanish, too. “Only for use of an artist”. That’s fantastic grammar.

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Dec 4, 2009
1:19 pm

#8 CreepyLittleGirl :

I’m just glad I’m not the only one with a ribbon drawer. I’ll go check mine for whimsicle right now.

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Dec 4, 2009
1:21 pm

#9 everydaymama1 :

#7 leftfoot : The French says “For Artist Only”. Not much better in the grammar department! But I am in Quebec where “Frenglish” is our #1 language ;P

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 4, 2009
1:24 pm

#10 Sushisimo :

How many licks does it take to get to the wire center of a Whimsicle?

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Dec 4, 2009
1:25 pm

#11 martini :

“For fuckery use only.”

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Dec 4, 2009
1:49 pm

#12 PJ :

Not only it’s whimsicle, it’s 18ft of wired whimsicle

Now that’s king

Rate this comment: +14

Dec 4, 2009
1:52 pm

#13 Iterpy :

For craft use only, people.

Rate this comment: +9

Dec 4, 2009
2:02 pm

#14 Bad_Wolf :

#13 Iterpy: Indeed, whimsicle ribbon should never be used for religious purposes.

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Dec 4, 2009
2:05 pm

#15 WhimsyMistress :

“For craft use only”. OK, I’m confused. What other use would there be? Would someone try to eat this? Build a bridge with it? Attend marriage counseling with it? The mind boggles….

Rate this comment: +29

Dec 4, 2009
2:09 pm

#16 lil heavy duty :

#14: Or business purposes.

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Dec 4, 2009
2:46 pm

#17 Recovering Crack Baby :

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Dec 4, 2009
3:08 pm

#18 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

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Dec 4, 2009
3:49 pm

#19 NinjaGato :

Holy Crap HelenaHandbasket it is Bizarro world!

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Dec 4, 2009
4:55 pm

#20 regretmenot :

OMG..I think I’m standing at the end of the universe. Nothing else could explain this cosmic collision of bizarre serendipity.

Goin’ to my closet to pray.

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 4, 2009
4:57 pm

#21 Randy Lahey :

That ia all kinds of fucking awesome.

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Dec 4, 2009
5:22 pm

#22 lesliefm :

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Dec 4, 2009
5:25 pm

#23 marimoy :

This is just the way it should be spelled… apparently no one else can spell it properly. It should be put up to a majority vote.

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Dec 4, 2009
7:39 pm

#24 sbarnes2 :

Bwahahaha!

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Dec 4, 2009
9:55 pm

#25 everydaymama1 :

Isn’t this one of the signs that the end of days is coming?

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Dec 5, 2009
12:00 am

#26 ainethil :

Where did the whole “whimsicle fuckery” thing start, anyway? Does anyone have the story?

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Dec 5, 2009
12:15 am

#27 Skully :

I used some of that wire to fix our freezer, gotta keep those whimsicles cold!

Rate this comment: +6

Dec 5, 2009
12:48 am

#28 PussDaddy :

I thought it was whimsycle anyway.

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Dec 5, 2009
3:41 am

#29 Monstrosa :

I’ve been waiting for this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35194372
You know, when you have this great idea and you’re too lazy to do anything about it, so in the meantime, someone else comes along and does it even better than your lazy ass would have? Yeah, that.

Rate this comment: +10

Dec 5, 2009
4:26 am

#30 duckieuglings :

‘do not use for medical stitching’

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Dec 5, 2009
9:08 am

#31 Thistle :

(Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)

Oh whimsicle fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me
Is it a vag that’s trimmed with lace?
Is it a nut from outer space?
Oh whimsical fuckery
What yuletide gifts thou bringst to me

Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee
I wonder what the fuck this is?
Is it a cake that’s filled with jizz?
Oh whimsical fuckery
Thine fugly shit affords me glee

Rate this comment: +12

Dec 5, 2009
9:09 am

#32 Thistle :

Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy
Ornamanets of titties small
A pedobear upon my wall
Oh whimsical fuckery
Made with thy feet for Regretsy

Rate this comment: +8

Dec 5, 2009
9:46 pm

#33 The Blue Kraken :

BOL ahhh whimsicle it’s everywhere.. this label must come from the factory where the Ideals lady has her day job

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Dec 6, 2009
12:22 pm

#34 itsnotschultz :

I’m glad I read that this is “For craft use only” before I tried hanging myself with it. What if it had snapped and I had broken a leg? Thank God for warning labels!

Rate this comment: +6