Literally Awful
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All right, so maybe Lady Chatterley didn’t walk around in kooky leg warmers with an old slip wedged up her ass. But you try being completely and implicitly inspired by a book you’ve never read.
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alrighty then.
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This is an issue that hits close to home with me, because, in fact — I don’t know how to read either, and I divert attention from that by bunching my dresses up and shoving them down the front of my underwear.
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If you’re going to use historic figures to pimp your unwearable trash, at least learn something about them first!
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11:16 am
Ugly
Stupid
Top
One of a kind
Mystery Shit
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11:16 am
I see a one winged Chicken all dressed up with no place to go.”
That’s OK, because I know where you can get a 2-winged hat to go with it!
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Unbelievably
Sewn
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Masses
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11:24 am
LOL… that’s what caught my attention too!
I just figured she was incredibly hungry. Not only is her ass munching that veil-like thing, but the front is getting sucked in through her belly button O.o
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11:28 am
Looking through her shop, I’m not seeing much of anything that’s actually “vintage” or “Edwardian” lace. It all looks like cheap ass lace to me.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34826206
I’ve yet to locate accordion-pleat anything on this….thing.
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11:31 am
TIP: When you’re an idiot, don’t admit that you’re an idiot.
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11:32 am
Oh, wait, maybe her inspiration from not reading a great book led her to not make a wearable garment. Aha.
And is it just me, or does that girl look like she’s about to jump off a ledge?
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11:39 am
C.U.S.T.O.M.? W.T.F. does this mean?
Was she present when we cleaned out my grandma’s dresser after she died?
Why didn’t she pull the dress out of her crotch before she took the picture?
Is she going to use the $129.00 to finally get off the streets?
I guess I’ll have to wait until Monday.
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11:40 am
Ugly
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My ass.
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I just.. uh.. what?
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11:58 am
Ponder that, and all its deeper meanings. No whut I meen?
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12:00 pm
shit. not tryin’ to bring down the mood or nothin’
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12:01 pm
Or it could just be the legwarmers…
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12:01 pm
Though, I haven’t read it either, something for me to keep in mind I guess!
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12:32 pm
But at least there are no Twilight inspired outfits…yet….
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12:33 pm
WTF..that’s not right.
Are the top and the stockings supposed to go together? Fashion crime is what it is..
plain and simple.
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12:41 pm
“I stitch, with needle and thread.
In part because I feel more in control of my actions but largely because I *just* know I’ll run the sewing machine across my hand if I owned one.”
Maybe that would be for the best, dear.
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12:42 pm
1) Bad writing.
2) Ignorance (never read the book).
3) Bad spelling.
4) Malapropism.
5) Clueless artsy-fartsy-ness.
6) Product that looks suspiciously like the box of rags I keep in the garage for cleaning bike parts.
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http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=14728473
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12:52 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23259106
i like her cuffs too but for that price i hope you get 2
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12:55 pm
“There’s embroidery on one side of the bodice and lavish embellishments of Fresh Water Pearls on 14K Gold Filled Headpins. Afterall, Lady Chatterley did have money.”
Really, REALLY?! Remember when you told us you hadn’t read the book…
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29572825
I see a glint of Lame too….
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Just check out the feedback rant she spouted in her feedback “left for others” to the customer who purchased the wonderfully named “oOo WITHER THOU, WUTHERING HEIGHTS” item.
http://www.etsy.com/feedback_public.php?user_id=97619&feedback_type=for_others&page=2
Crikey.
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And yet, as I’m certain is the case with all aficionados of the written word, there are certain opuscules which are more firmly entrenched in the forefront of our consciousness than others.”
Look up the word opuscule, please…
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=29572825
Though I will say not all of her stuff is great, I like her overall style. Have I gone mad?
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10:22 pm
she’s that middle aged whimsicle forest faerie’s daughter. Remember her perched on a rock a while back?
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http://romandiaz.net/lady_marmalade_shoot.jpg
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7:09 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21646347
ps-it looks like a hand turkey, not a peacock feather-best part? it’s on sale b/c I guess she figured 143 was way too much to spend on a piece of painted bedazzled cardboard
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7:12 am
“©2009 SHEELA GOH (that means absolutely NO copying of my work or my style of writing – imitation is truly NOT flattery here, thank you very much).”
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10:57 am
check out the sold section of her “Eclettica” shop, i’m actually quite inspired, and relieved she has a marketable skill:
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=22286004
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6:21 pm
I’m not sure what’s more suprising: the fact that she persuaded the model to have her picture taken in it, or the fact that she expects someone to pay 129 FUCKING DOLLARS for what looks to be a poorly assembled collection of scraps from the bottom of her sewing box!
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9:24 pm
‘©2006-2009 Sheela Goh (that means absolutely NO copying of my work or my style of writing, thanks very much). ‘
when she’s lifted the first 2 paras verbatim from Wikipedia…
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11:45 am
I must be looking at the wrong jewelry, because it just looks like overcomplicated crap only an elderly Brooklyn woman would wear
Maybe I’ll buy something for my mom
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11:00 am
As dreadful as this nightmare is, it is likely to be what the poor soul sees in her dreams. On her blog, virtually 100% of the historical text is cut-and-pasted, without attribution, from Wikipedia. The only original parts (other than the oh-so-decadent-artsy frou-frou)are where she confesses to deep depression and hallucinations. This explains a lot, but I still feel sorry for the poor thing.
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12:19 pm
But OK, this still made me laugh out loud:
“Designs, Literature & Imagery ©2007-2009 Eclettica The Atêlier”
You can copyright your “imagery”? Even when you copied it from someone else in the first place? Who knew?
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