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Bear With Me

Posted by Helen Killer

78 comments

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Dec 3, 2009
5:08 pm

#1 DucksNew :

Best view in a room yet, I think

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Dec 3, 2009
5:09 pm

#2 Dynomoose :

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Dec 3, 2009
5:10 pm

#3 ohsoretro :

Truly the work of a genius. And I mean the View in a Room.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:11 pm

#4 ohsoretro :

Dynomoose I think Mr Bear is touching her no no spot.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:12 pm

#5 whimsiclefuckery :

Yeah, I think Tim Treadwell felt the same way.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:13 pm

#6 primpmybride :

Umm. Where is that bear putting his hand?

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Dec 3, 2009
5:13 pm

#7 hammerhead77 :

“Mittens: the Early Years”

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Dec 3, 2009
5:14 pm

#8 Skully :

Thanks a lot Helen, now I got that “Two Silhouettes on the Shade” song stuck in my head, not to mention the image of Smokey copping a feel. Stupid fucking Regretsy.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:15 pm

#9 notmyrealname :

I’m wondering if that bear is on the sex offender registry.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:16 pm

#10 Patty :

“I drew this knowing how much I would love a bear friend to cuddle with. Wouldn’t we all?”

Uh… no. I’ve seen what bears can actually do to the human form. Even those “cuddly” Hollywood-trained bears.

Oh, oh… wait, unless we’re talking about a Wookie. Then yeah, sure… I’ll be best friends with a Wookie.

(I didn’t notice where the bear was touching till I refreshed my page to see the new comments. Now I’m frightened of bears on two levels!)

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Dec 3, 2009
5:16 pm

#11 Orlana :

So glad to see that I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought “pedobear” when they saw this picture.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:18 pm

#12 Orlana :

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Dec 3, 2009
5:19 pm

#13 Jea :

I was expecting some girl/bear with red mitten reference.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:19 pm

#14 triceratops :

I would like a bare friend to cuddle with too.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:21 pm

#15 hammerhead77 :

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Dec 3, 2009
5:21 pm

#16 PaganChick :

A silhouette of a bear molesting a child? Perfect.. I feel the need to jump on my whim-sicle and peddle my ass out of here.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:22 pm

#17 Patty :

#12 Orlana, I did not know that! Seriously. I hang my nerdly head in shame!

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Dec 3, 2009
5:25 pm

#18 HelenaHandbasket :

How sad-the young waif seems to have already suffered a gaping slash wound through her neck, in pursuit of this ill-advised cuddling.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:29 pm

#19 WhimsicalLolita :

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Dec 3, 2009
5:30 pm

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Dec 3, 2009
5:30 pm

#21 FreshFruit :

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Dec 3, 2009
5:39 pm

#22 jenigirl :

Defend this shit if you want…it’s fucking creepy.

“This lucky girl has a best *fiend* for life.”

Freudian slip?

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Dec 3, 2009
5:39 pm

#23 Danorz :

If you don’t get the “View in a room” picture, be happy. don’t investigate.

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Dec 3, 2009
5:44 pm

#24 viveca_cynical :

Ahhh…the “view in a room” is priceless…..
Helen, will you decorate my house??

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Dec 3, 2009
5:45 pm

#25 WhimsyMistress :

Oh My God…. Pedobear! I never dared in my wildest dreams to think I would meet PEDOBEAR on Regretsy! Oh, HK, you are my hero(ine)!!!

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Dec 3, 2009
5:54 pm

#26 lilprincess :

When I look at this I hear ‘boom-chicka-bow-wow’ music in my head. Is this some sort of preview to girl-bear porn?

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Dec 3, 2009
5:56 pm

#27 everydaymama1 :

That view in a room is so fung-shui Helen! I really feel relaxed looking at it ;P

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Dec 3, 2009
6:07 pm

#28 MsChilePepper :

Is this painting from Scooter Libby’s Etsy store?

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Dec 3, 2009
6:15 pm

#29 martini :

Yeah… A best friend for “life”… Which is going to end the minute Yogi gets hungry…

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Dec 3, 2009
6:20 pm

#30 Frankenkitty :

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Dec 3, 2009
6:23 pm

#31 NinjaGato :

This reminds me of that scene in The Shining with the dude in the bear suit.

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Dec 3, 2009
6:24 pm

#32 NinjaGato :

Frankenkitty- You shouldn’t kill kittens, just amputate their arms

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Dec 3, 2009
6:25 pm

#33 McChicken :

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Dec 3, 2009
6:25 pm

#34 martini :

#27 Frankenkitty : What do you make out of them?

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Dec 3, 2009
6:33 pm

#35 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

Love how she typoed *best FIEND for life*

Hmmm I think that ‘bear’ is just a dirty old man in a suit

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Dec 3, 2009
6:34 pm

#36 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 3, 2009
6:41 pm

#37 Frankenkitty :

Ninja: Good idea, but that sounds messy.

martini: earmuffs.

Ah, three thumbs down. I’m sorry, Fluffy, Tiger, and Mr. Whimsicles, but the people have spoken!

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Dec 3, 2009
6:43 pm

#38 silly squirrel :

I went to buy it and it was sold. Bummer. I really did love it. Go ahead and make fun of me, I don’t care.

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Dec 3, 2009
6:47 pm

#39 martini :

#37 Frankenkitty : If you get another thumbs down, can I get two pair?

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Dec 3, 2009
7:01 pm

#40 HostessVo :

@ 39 and 37: Even though I love FrankenKitty I would hate for martini to miss out on her earmuffs. My first thumbs down ever.

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Dec 3, 2009
7:16 pm

#41 Calophi :

I laughed so hard when I viewed this image in a room. I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Pedobear!

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Dec 3, 2009
7:24 pm

#42 Frankenkitty :

I’m running out of kittens.

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Dec 3, 2009
7:26 pm

#43 martini :

#42 Frankenkitty : Sorry… Earmuffs are pretty popular this time of year…

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Dec 3, 2009
7:28 pm

#44 Calophi :

#42 Frankenkitty: you will have to move on to puppies, then. =D

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Dec 3, 2009
7:30 pm

#45 stantoro :

OK, I’m old, and Canadian, but surely I can’t be the only one noticing the powerful resonances with Marian Engel’s 1976 novel _Bear_, about a sexy young historian and her intimate relationship with a big old (actual) bear? Perhaps the artist is referencing it.
http://litmed.med.nyu.edu/Annotation?action=view&annid=1699

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Dec 3, 2009
7:33 pm

#46 Frankenkitty :

Grizzly Girl.

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Dec 3, 2009
7:55 pm

#47 addiosix :

What is it with these damned hipsters and all of this bear sex nonsense?

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Dec 3, 2009
8:11 pm

#48 Ghost Righter :

Oh Helen, kudos on the view in a room. I wholly expected you to go the furry route, way to take it to an entirely new level.

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Dec 3, 2009
8:46 pm

#49 Anna :

Stantoro, it actually reminded me of a similar legend… the Bolivian (I think?) legend of Jukumari… this bear kidnaps a girl, takes her to his cave and eventually they fall in love and have a son (Jukumarito). Long story short, girl and son return to village, son gets mocked, father and son save village from attack and all is happy. Sheesh, there IS a lot of bear-sex spanning cultures!

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Dec 3, 2009
9:18 pm

#50 Recovering Crack Baby :

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Dec 3, 2009
9:20 pm

#51 Recovering Crack Baby :

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Dec 3, 2009
9:52 pm

#52 Ivriniel :

#45 stantoro:

That book won a Governor General’s Award? Who the heck was the GG in 1976?

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Dec 3, 2009
9:59 pm

#53 Sushisimo :

Juneau Daily Newsflash: 2nd Palin daughter engaged after Alaskan wilderness excursion.

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Dec 3, 2009
10:32 pm

#54 Dynomoose :

#4 ohsoretro, OMG, I hadn’t noticed that. LOL!

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Dec 4, 2009
2:34 am

#55 It Lives :

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Dec 4, 2009
2:36 am

#56 It Lives :

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Dec 4, 2009
4:16 am

#57 stantoro :

#52 Ivriniel: The GG in 1976 was Jules Leger, a known bear sex enthusiast!

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Dec 4, 2009
5:00 am

#58 Megan8607 :

Only you, can prevent pedobear.

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Dec 4, 2009
6:15 am

#59 lemonicicle :

ok, I LOVE this view in a room, but I’m more interested in how the bear got the frame on his inspirational magik diet printout? and how much extra did he have to pay?

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Dec 4, 2009
6:21 am

#60 Dix :

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Dec 4, 2009
6:32 am

#61 thePisforpenis :

i wish this was a sparkly bear vampire… a boy can dream.

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Dec 4, 2009
7:51 am

#62 WTFisthatanyway :

I think I’m gonna be humming “Muskrat Love” all day…

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Dec 4, 2009
7:57 am

#63 whyohwhy :

Excellent room view. Love the accessories.

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Dec 4, 2009
8:03 am

#64 The Mayor of Bethville :

That’s what Timothy Treadwell thought too. And then the bears ate him.

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Dec 4, 2009
8:15 am

#65 Skully :

This image of Gropey the Bear couldn’t be any more perverse, unless of course there was a crusty toe in the picture.

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Dec 4, 2009
8:21 am

#66 Efit :

I’ve always wanted a menacing fuzzy creature to cuddle with*.

*and by “cuddle with” I mean “be mauled by”

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Dec 4, 2009
8:34 am

#67 weberly :

i’m still really disturbed by that first literary reference

*insert pedo bear seal of approval gif here*

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Dec 4, 2009
8:50 am

#68 Skully :

It’s a good thing Ginger copyrighted this image, otherwise someone could use it for birthday party invitations and decorations, the theme being “Best Fiends for Life.”

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Dec 4, 2009
9:59 am

#69 sd5353 :

WTF? Does she have a hole in her throat, or is that a kickstand to keep her chin up?

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Dec 4, 2009
10:20 am

#70 Thousandaire :

It looks like Jar Jar Binks holding hands with a Gelfling.

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Dec 4, 2009
10:56 am

#71 vangoghbabe :

I don’t wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don’t wanna be a lion
Cause lions aint the kind
You love enough.
Just wanna be, your teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
I LOVE ELVIS…

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Dec 4, 2009
10:57 am

#72 vangoghbabe :

NEXT!!!!
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/AnimalsDaveNagel_450×300.jpg

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Dec 4, 2009
11:40 am

#73 benconservato :

I have this horrid creeping feeling there is someone out there with a wall of fabulous art.
Definitely the best view in a room yet. Agreed.

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Dec 4, 2009
11:41 am

#74 regretmenot :

No Goldilocks, No! There are two more bears waiting to ambush you! Run!

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Dec 4, 2009
12:28 pm

#75 kittenmittens :

The reflection in the desk….superb!

Oh, and efit – your picture continues to creep me out.

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Dec 4, 2009
3:31 pm

#76 charmerci :

I was expecting the View in a Room to be filled with hunters….

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Dec 5, 2009
1:04 pm

#77 Gregory :

How beautifully this wonderful art complements Pedobear’s office!

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Dec 15, 2009
8:51 am

#78 ravencrowneversmile :

The view it in a room made me laugh so fucking hard, that was the funniest thing I’ve seen…probably ever.
After I finished wiping away the tears and catching my breath…I noticed the bears face was reflected on his desktop, and lost it again.

I want this!!!
Can I buy it somewhere or something?
I gotta have it on my wall.

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