Thanks a lot Helen, now I got that “Two Silhouettes on the Shade” song stuck in my head, not to mention the image of Smokey copping a feel. Stupid fucking Regretsy.
#10 Patty, don’t hate me but it’s “wookiee”. I’m only being a stickler because of the amount of times I’ve seen people on Etsy selling Star Wars products and never spelling wookiee right.
It wouldn’t be so bad if the bear didn’t look like it was totally touching her in an inappropriate place, though I guess it indirectly references vagina’s, which is a popular recurring theme on etsy :/
I kind of love this, hidden bear paw and all. Her plushidermies are really cute too. Oh, and every time you give me a thumbs down, I kill a kitten, so just keep that in mind, m’kay?
OK, I’m old, and Canadian, but surely I can’t be the only one noticing the powerful resonances with Marian Engel’s 1976 novel _Bear_, about a sexy young historian and her intimate relationship with a big old (actual) bear? Perhaps the artist is referencing it. http://litmed.med.nyu.edu/Annotation?action=view&annid=1699
Stantoro, it actually reminded me of a similar legend… the Bolivian (I think?) legend of Jukumari… this bear kidnaps a girl, takes her to his cave and eventually they fall in love and have a son (Jukumarito). Long story short, girl and son return to village, son gets mocked, father and son save village from attack and all is happy. Sheesh, there IS a lot of bear-sex spanning cultures!
I once had the best Boss in the WHOLE WORLD. He was gay and I always told him how I loved that when I was bending over he wasn’t looking and would not try to get me drunk at the Company Party and take me home.(He also did not want necklace cleavage shots) However, my Boyfriend at the time was a large manly man and had chest hair, big muscles, tall..etc. and my Boss tryed to take him home and ALWAYS watched him bend over. WHY? Gay men called him a Bear-did I over analyze- This is a pic of my ex
FRANKENKITTY- I have plenty of Farm Cats here- take all you need. All I want is a pair of muffs and maybe a little tail……………………….. you know to hang on my rear view mirror.
After her first girl-bear experience left her vagina slashed and torn, Mysti could never experience her bear-pleasure again without wearing mittens through the experience. Of course, do to her early childhood injuries, the mittens would end up red and bloody after a while.
ok, I LOVE this view in a room, but I’m more interested in how the bear got the frame on his inspirational magik diet printout? and how much extra did he have to pay?
It’s a good thing Ginger copyrighted this image, otherwise someone could use it for birthday party invitations and decorations, the theme being “Best Fiends for Life.”
I don’t wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don’t wanna be a lion
Cause lions aint the kind
You love enough.
Just wanna be, your teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
I LOVE ELVIS…
The view it in a room made me laugh so fucking hard, that was the funniest thing I’ve seen…probably ever.
After I finished wiping away the tears and catching my breath…I noticed the bears face was reflected on his desktop, and lost it again.
I want this!!!
Can I buy it somewhere or something?
I gotta have it on my wall.
December 3, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Best view in a room yet, I think
December 3, 2009 at 5:09 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Truly the work of a genius. And I mean the View in a Room.
December 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Dynomoose I think Mr Bear is touching her no no spot.
December 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Yeah, I think Tim Treadwell felt the same way.
December 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Umm. Where is that bear putting his hand?
December 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
“Mittens: the Early Years”
December 3, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Thanks a lot Helen, now I got that “Two Silhouettes on the Shade” song stuck in my head, not to mention the image of Smokey copping a feel. Stupid fucking Regretsy.
December 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I’m wondering if that bear is on the sex offender registry.
December 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm
“I drew this knowing how much I would love a bear friend to cuddle with. Wouldn’t we all?”
Uh… no. I’ve seen what bears can actually do to the human form. Even those “cuddly” Hollywood-trained bears.
Oh, oh… wait, unless we’re talking about a Wookie. Then yeah, sure… I’ll be best friends with a Wookie.
(I didn’t notice where the bear was touching till I refreshed my page to see the new comments. Now I’m frightened of bears on two levels!)
December 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm
So glad to see that I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought “pedobear” when they saw this picture.
December 3, 2009 at 5:18 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I was expecting some girl/bear with red mitten reference.
December 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I would like a bare friend to cuddle with too.
December 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
A silhouette of a bear molesting a child? Perfect.. I feel the need to jump on my whim-sicle and peddle my ass out of here.
December 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm
#12 Orlana, I did not know that! Seriously. I hang my nerdly head in shame!
December 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
How sad-the young waif seems to have already suffered a gaping slash wound through her neck, in pursuit of this ill-advised cuddling.
December 3, 2009 at 5:29 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Defend this shit if you want…it’s fucking creepy.
“This lucky girl has a best *fiend* for life.”
Freudian slip?
December 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
If you don’t get the “View in a room” picture, be happy. don’t investigate.
December 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Ahhh…the “view in a room” is priceless…..
Helen, will you decorate my house??
December 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Oh My God…. Pedobear! I never dared in my wildest dreams to think I would meet PEDOBEAR on Regretsy! Oh, HK, you are my hero(ine)!!!
December 3, 2009 at 5:54 pm
When I look at this I hear ‘boom-chicka-bow-wow’ music in my head. Is this some sort of preview to girl-bear porn?
December 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm
That view in a room is so fung-shui Helen! I really feel relaxed looking at it ;P
December 3, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Is this painting from Scooter Libby’s Etsy store?
December 3, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Yeah… A best friend for “life”… Which is going to end the minute Yogi gets hungry…
December 3, 2009 at 6:20 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 6:23 pm
This reminds me of that scene in The Shining with the dude in the bear suit.
December 3, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Frankenkitty- You shouldn’t kill kittens, just amputate their arms
December 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm
#27 Frankenkitty : What do you make out of them?
December 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Love how she typoed *best FIEND for life*
Hmmm I think that ‘bear’ is just a dirty old man in a suit
December 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm
SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 3, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Ninja: Good idea, but that sounds messy.
martini: earmuffs.
Ah, three thumbs down. I’m sorry, Fluffy, Tiger, and Mr. Whimsicles, but the people have spoken!
December 3, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I went to buy it and it was sold. Bummer. I really did love it. Go ahead and make fun of me, I don’t care.
December 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm
#37 Frankenkitty : If you get another thumbs down, can I get two pair?
December 3, 2009 at 7:01 pm
@ 39 and 37: Even though I love FrankenKitty I would hate for martini to miss out on her earmuffs. My first thumbs down ever.
December 3, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I laughed so hard when I viewed this image in a room. I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Pedobear!
December 3, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I’m running out of kittens.
December 3, 2009 at 7:26 pm
#42 Frankenkitty : Sorry… Earmuffs are pretty popular this time of year…
December 3, 2009 at 7:28 pm
#42 Frankenkitty: you will have to move on to puppies, then. =D
December 3, 2009 at 7:30 pm
OK, I’m old, and Canadian, but surely I can’t be the only one noticing the powerful resonances with Marian Engel’s 1976 novel _Bear_, about a sexy young historian and her intimate relationship with a big old (actual) bear? Perhaps the artist is referencing it.
http://litmed.med.nyu.edu/Annotation?action=view&annid=1699
December 3, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Grizzly Girl.
December 3, 2009 at 7:55 pm
What is it with these damned hipsters and all of this bear sex nonsense?
December 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Oh Helen, kudos on the view in a room. I wholly expected you to go the furry route, way to take it to an entirely new level.
December 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Stantoro, it actually reminded me of a similar legend… the Bolivian (I think?) legend of Jukumari… this bear kidnaps a girl, takes her to his cave and eventually they fall in love and have a son (Jukumarito). Long story short, girl and son return to village, son gets mocked, father and son save village from attack and all is happy. Sheesh, there IS a lot of bear-sex spanning cultures!
December 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm
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December 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm
#45 stantoro:
That book won a Governor General’s Award? Who the heck was the GG in 1976?
December 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Juneau Daily Newsflash: 2nd Palin daughter engaged after Alaskan wilderness excursion.
December 3, 2009 at 10:32 pm
#4 ohsoretro, OMG, I hadn’t noticed that. LOL!
December 4, 2009 at 2:34 am
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December 4, 2009 at 4:16 am
#52 Ivriniel: The GG in 1976 was Jules Leger, a known bear sex enthusiast!
December 4, 2009 at 5:00 am
Only you, can prevent pedobear.
December 4, 2009 at 6:15 am
ok, I LOVE this view in a room, but I’m more interested in how the bear got the frame on his inspirational magik diet printout? and how much extra did he have to pay?
December 4, 2009 at 6:21 am
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December 4, 2009 at 6:32 am
i wish this was a sparkly bear vampire… a boy can dream.
December 4, 2009 at 7:51 am
I think I’m gonna be humming “Muskrat Love” all day…
December 4, 2009 at 7:57 am
Excellent room view. Love the accessories.
December 4, 2009 at 8:03 am
That’s what Timothy Treadwell thought too. And then the bears ate him.
December 4, 2009 at 8:15 am
This image of Gropey the Bear couldn’t be any more perverse, unless of course there was a crusty toe in the picture.
December 4, 2009 at 8:21 am
I’ve always wanted a menacing fuzzy creature to cuddle with*.
*and by “cuddle with” I mean “be mauled by”
December 4, 2009 at 8:34 am
i’m still really disturbed by that first literary reference
*insert pedo bear seal of approval gif here*
December 4, 2009 at 8:50 am
It’s a good thing Ginger copyrighted this image, otherwise someone could use it for birthday party invitations and decorations, the theme being “Best Fiends for Life.”
December 4, 2009 at 9:59 am
WTF? Does she have a hole in her throat, or is that a kickstand to keep her chin up?
December 4, 2009 at 10:20 am
It looks like Jar Jar Binks holding hands with a Gelfling.
December 4, 2009 at 10:56 am
I don’t wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don’t wanna be a lion
Cause lions aint the kind
You love enough.
Just wanna be, your teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
I LOVE ELVIS…
December 4, 2009 at 10:57 am
NEXT!!!!
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/AnimalsDaveNagel_450x300.jpg
December 4, 2009 at 11:40 am
I have this horrid creeping feeling there is someone out there with a wall of fabulous art.
Definitely the best view in a room yet. Agreed.
December 4, 2009 at 11:41 am
No Goldilocks, No! There are two more bears waiting to ambush you! Run!
December 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm
The reflection in the desk….superb!
Oh, and efit – your picture continues to creep me out.
December 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I was expecting the View in a Room to be filled with hunters….
December 5, 2009 at 1:04 pm
How beautifully this wonderful art complements Pedobear’s office!
December 15, 2009 at 8:51 am
The view it in a room made me laugh so fucking hard, that was the funniest thing I’ve seen…probably ever.
After I finished wiping away the tears and catching my breath…I noticed the bears face was reflected on his desktop, and lost it again.
I want this!!!
Can I buy it somewhere or something?
I gotta have it on my wall.